This is Jimmy. Jimmy just got his computer destroyed by Chad then shoved in a locker for his troubles. He says he has a gun and is gonna shoot up the school What do you do to calm him down?
If Jimmy is pulling a strap on me, Jimmy's going to get shot.
>>29833596
Shoot him first.
>>29833596
imma tackle that weak bitch
>>29833596
incapacitate or kill him by any means possible, after all unconscious or dead is "calm" right?
>>29833599
But Jimmy stole this gun from his dad's gun safe.
Do you have legal permission to carry a gun in public because Jimmy had to sneak his under his shirt.
>>29833596
Use my electric powers to pull the gun out of his hands.
>>29833604
With what gun? What do you normally carry
with you in public.
>>29833603
ANON WAIT NO!
>>29833606
That's attempt at Manslaughter anon that's illegal!
>>29833611
But Jimmy dropped the gun after he shot Richie...
>>29833617
>perp has a firearm
>is brandishing said firearm
>>29833628
Do you have a permit tho is the question because if you shoot someone who is attempting murder in public that's still illegal.
>>29833635
No it isn't.
>>29833635
haha, no.
>>29833617
>has a gun
It's legal to stop him with any means necessary
>>29833635
You're wrong, bud.
>>29833621
>>29833635
What type of fucking autism is this?
Go back to /co/.
>>29833645
You clearly do not live in California then or a state with so many gun control laws even screaming the word gun in public will have every police officer in town ready to open fire on you
Tell him to make each shot count
>>29833635
>needing a permit to dispense JUSTICE and uphold THE LAW
20 years in the isocubes, creep.
>>29833654
>>29833645
>>29833649
>>29833651
>>29833652
This is proof the majority of you don't live in California the one place in the United States who thinks the 2nd amendment is degenerate
>>29833655
Are you that faggot on funnyjunk? its fucking sad i know that its worse that you're here
>>29833662
>>29833666
Anons you're literally going to die you're not helping Jimmy calm down you're making him feel worse.
>>29833680
NO JIMMY NEEDS TO ENACT HIS VENGEANCE
GO JIMMY
GO TEACH THEM LIFE'S FINAL LESSON
>>29833674
I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>29833680
He made his choice.
I'll make mine.
>>29833682
>Jimmy then proceed to REEEEEEEEEE as loud as he could killing everyone in the school as he dragged Stacy's blood ridden corpse and proceeded to take his erect wiener and skull fuck the hole he shot her in.
>>29833687
Loli's are for qt they should not be carrying instruments of death in their possession.
>>29833686
The picture with your post i can only assume it hasnt become popular to start using those pictures because ive only ever seen one fucking person use them.
Theyre on funnyjunk, and they dont quite get that no one fuckin likes em.
>>29833701
I literally have no idea what you're talking about dude.
>>29833700
Loli's have the right to be armed, just like any other American citizen.
Our Highschool's head chef was a nam vet. All I have to do is tell him that there's a shooter in the gym and his name's charlie. Things will sort themselves out.
>>29833709
No...I am confiscating all non qt things from them.
>>29833714
>He fucking swooces right in with a knife to Jimmy's throat telling him he once killed 100 Nips and made a tent with their skin
>Jimmy drops the gun and starts wetting his pants
>>29833714
>mfw he kills some kid named charlie and leaves Jimmy alone.
>>29833724
Nobody said he was stable from after the war.
>>29833722
Guns are pretty fucking qt.
You sound like a pinko commie faggot.
>>29833731
No. Loli put the gun down right now and I will give you some candy.
>>29833732
You sound like a pedo, no offense.
I WILL ENACT COMMONSENSE GUN CONTROL MEASURES TO RID THESE DEADLY ASSAULT WEAPONS FROM OUR STREETS, AND STAND UP TO THE NRA
>>29833740
Although I guess pedophilia and being a gungrabber go hand in hand.
>>29833669
Why would we?
>>29833693
Good for him.
>>29833748
>>29833724
>gets high school yearbook
>flipping through
>charlie
>Charlie
>CHARlie
>CHAR LIE
>CHARLES. Oh, wait. That's ok.
>CHARLIE!!!!!!
>rampage begins
>all "charlie"s dead
>all asian students dead
>geometry teacher flees into VC tunnels dug under football field
>history teacher and chemistry teacher holed up in lounge with makeshift MG42 and Nape bombs
>principle on roof with flares
>English teacher is playing happy music and the safe space alarm is blaring
>all hell's broke loose.flashback
>>29833596
Is that a .50 cal? Probably shit myself if it was
>>29833635
Even if the gun is unregistered your're only committing a relatively minor crime of possession of a unregistered/illegal firearm. So saving lives including mine own and becoming a local/national hero vs. getting killed I wonder what I would do?
I would like to meet the cop, prosecutor, jury or judge that's going to go hard on a hero that has saved lives.
>>29833810
Not going to lie this went to a weird place.
>>29833617
Now I know you're a baiting eurocuck.
>>29833596
go for the heart and mind
2 to the heart, 1 to the mind
>>29833596
What cartoon did a school shooting episode and how cringeworthy was it?
>>29833596
Is that what Shaggy from Scooby Doo looks like now?
Beat fuck outta Chad. Now Jimmy ur bud.
>>29834071
This. I actually never thought they could do it. Although the logo on the lower right says WB, so it could have been before Columbine?
>>29833596
walk (probably run) in the other direction. Its not my problem chad fucked up by picking the wrong sperg. Not my fight not my problem, plus it one less chad in the world.
when its all over ill try to fuck both their girlfirends
>>29834138
it was made in 2002
>>29834227
Alright, so what's the name of it? Thanks for the date by the way.
>>29833758
as a pedophile i would like to point out i quite like guns.
>>29834237
if I recall correctly, the name of the show is static shock
>talking with Jimmy
>says he's gonna murder the shit outta Chad cause fuck him
>we both Don our dusters
>grab my Hi point carbine
>he grabs his tec 9
>make some shitty explosives to put in the cafeteria
>play some doom before we go on our rampage
>execute Chad and some other faggota
>pic related me and Jimmies face while we shoot up the school together
>>29833596
Wait Chad wrecked Jimmy's computer.
"Hey Jimmy, Want me to kick the shit outta Chad?"
Kick shit out of Chad.
"By the way COOL AIRSOFT PISTOL *WINK* *WINK*"
Hand over Chad
>>29834265
not him but that doesnt surprise me. They had a whole episode dedicated to the black kid going over to his white friends house and his dad didn't like him because he's black and listens to rap music
>>29833596
>>29833635
Shooting someone who is attempting to shoot up a school?
Depending on how far into the attempt he was the court will rule but overall - completely legal unless a given legal system is retarded.
Shooting someone who is planning to shoot up a school?
Nuh-uh. Completely illegal and rightfully so.
>>29833635
>>29833596
Chad must learn to be a better leader. Even in caveman times the alphas would get murdered by lower status men if they overstepped their boundaries. Don't abuse power, everyone to some extent governs by the extent of those governed.
Tldr don't bully
>>29833596
Take him aside and tell him to not shoot up the school.
Instead, both of us (and maybe one or two dudes more, jump him when he's on his way home, we take him into the woods under gunpoint (and wearing disguises), then we rob him, take his shoes, his pants, we break his nose, and his left hand, as well as use an electric razor to shave an inverted mohawk on him, before we let him go.
We tell him to watch who he fucks with, and that next time, we might not be so nice.
Jimmy gets revenge and isn't guilty of (attempted) murder (and might not even be caught, if we do it right), no drama for the news, and Chad hopefully learns that actions have consequences.
>>29833635
You may or may not get charged with unlawful carry, depends on where you are, how cool your judge and DA are, etc, but killing someone who's attempting unprovoked assault/murder isn't illegal, it's called Justifiable Homicide for a reason.
Why do you think firearms are the #1 tool for self defense in the glorious US of A?
>>29833669
Even in Cali you can use lethal force to stop a gunman.
Fuck, they're being forced to allow carry soon, courts ruled that the state could ban open carry, or concealed carry, but not both, as carry is a constitutional right.
>>29833687
Hope she has strong fingers, the VP70 has a stiff trigger.
>>29833700
Fuck your couch nigga, shall not be infringed.
>>29833722
Come and take them, Onee-chan.
>>29833617
>That's attempt at Manslaughter anon that's illegal!
>waving around a gun threatening to shoot people
>shooting him before he can do so is manslaughter
Not in the US it ain't.
>>29835589
is this image original content
I hope it's original content, anon
>>29835589
how did you get that cartridge to stand up on that surface.
>>29835632
I would bet it's not actually standing, but instead leaning on loli pussy
>>29835632
>first thing he notices is the cartridge
Never change, /k/. Never change.
>>29835589
>steel cased
Figures
>>29835713
lewd..
>>29835589
Anon! T-that's too lewd!
>>29835722
Hey, it's perfectly fine for plinking.
>>29835750
Except it's probably the only ammo you buy, period
>>29833596
I think you tried to make a clever thread and put /k/ on the spot, but all you did is make it every evident that you're a complete moron.
Nice job, OP.
>>29833596
thell him where chad lives
>>29833596
whip out my micro penis to show him his life could be a whole lot worse.
>>29833596
Tell Jimmy that all his problems are only temporary, and he can come to my place later for pizza rolls and DOTA.
>>29835953
>DOTA
OP said calm him down not make him shoot you on sight
>>29835996
Okay
What about Gmod? Autists love Gmod.
>>29834291
>the last words the shooter ever hears
>For the Emperor
>>29835763
Not the same poster, dumdum.
Regardless, if you pick up an SKS, WASR-10/63 or Vz.58 because it's fun to blast on the cheap with, why spend extra on fancier ammo? Some people get a gun because it's fun, if they're gonna target shoot, they'll probably step up to nicer ammo.
>>29833810
>>geometry teacher flees into VC tunnels dug under football field
iswydt
Just wait for some black kid on a saucer to electrocute him.
>What do you do to calm him down?
Tell him to empty his mind and focus on putting the front sight on his Chad target. Slow his breathing and squeeze the trigger after he exhales and before he inhales.
A calm Jimmy is a better shot Jimmy.
>>29833596
Tell him to calm his shit down so we can kidnap Chad and beat the shit out of him.
Ok, I get to beat the shit out of him because Jimmy is a weak fuck.
>>29833596
Jimmy. Listen to me, Jimmy. You're stressed and scared. I know. I can see it. Chad was mean to you again, and none of the adults believe you and you want revenge. This isn't the way, Jimmy.
Jimmy, you look like you're going to cry at any second. Your breathing and heartrate are will have a negative effect on your accuracy, Jimmy. You don't have any spare mags, do you? So you'll have to make this count. Keep breathing. Sty calm. Take a deep breath: in through your nose. Count to four in your head while you do so. Good. Now hold it, again for four. Now exhale for four and pause for four. Good, now again. Keep going. Focus on it, get a rythym while we talk.
No one else knows you have that gun yet. Put it back for a minute. You'll get your chance, I promise. That's it.
Now Chad. Chad has football practice after school until 4:45 today. After, he walks to his friend Tony's house up the street to wait for his mom to pick him up at 6. He walks alone, Jimmy. You're going to be there when he does. There's an alley next to Tony's where the neighbor keeps his trah cans. Hide behind them until you see Chad walking up. Come up, over the cans. They have lids so lean on them for support. Line up the sights. Keep breathing, remember to keep breathing slow as you pause after that slow exhale.... Squeeze the trigger.
>>29833596
Nothing. I'd just sit back and watch the fireworks.
>>29833596
Tell him that is silly because people will just blame the gun and bad talk the shit out of you later and make you out to be a giant mess. A better solution is to get jacked as shit and the beat the every living fuck out of Chad with your bare hands. Then fuck chads girl friend, sister, and mother. Stick with him to make sure he doesnt snap, and try to get the gun away from him. Inform family and seek help for Jimmy.
If that doesn't work incapacitate him and let the police deal with it.
>>29833596
Tell jimmy Chad is the problem and only needs to kill him then himself of course
>>29833596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ76nuzDWCk
>>29833596
Calm his ass down with .45 strong better to be alive then dead. Play stupid games 6 bullets ahead of you Jimmy.
>>29833596
drop 100pd tungsten rod from low earth orbit at a cost of 250 thousand dollars a pound.
>>29833635
Not in burger land.
>>29833669
>the one place
That's not true and you know it.
>>29833635
I keep hoping this happens in Canada so that we can strike down our gun carry laws as unconscionable. I'd love to see some dirty stinking liberals cry when a jury refuses to convict a man who stopped a spree killing. They'll throw the first at him, and try character assassination, which the public will have no time for because the man will be a national hero.
>>29833596
Okay Jimmy, first we're going to learn proper trigger discipline.
Keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to shoot.
Now, let's go find Chad and ice him.
Suck his dick
>>29833810
Where's the
>It ain't me starts playing over the intercom
>>29833596
By the time I got there jimmy would have already been shot in the arm by accident. The next day I would help a fat black kid getting picked on, and then I would address the kids watching directly and do a gun violence PSA before the credits rolls.
>>29835608
It is, but not new content.
>>29833596
By the time he sees me it's already too late
>run into Jimmy just as he shoots Chad
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>alternatively arrive in school right after Chad gets shot
>Someone call 911!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>29833810
>safe space alarm blaring
fucking lost my shit there
>>29834291
would you get in trouble if you stabbed a gunman at school to death with your scissors or a pen by stabbing and not stopping until you had stabbed like 40 times?
>>29833596
Fuck, I loved Static Shock as a kid.
>>29833596
>implying /k/ wouldnt be Jimmy
I'M A BETA TOO DON'T SHOOT, SAVE THE ROUNDS FOR THE CHADS
>>29833596
>>29833732
>implying the armed loli wont just take the candy by adorable force
Get my friend Richie (aka gear) and use my static powers to take the gun away from him. Then have a lesson at the end that really puts an emphasis on the fact that the hero was black and the bad guy was white
>>29834199
> implying you could get with chads 10/10 bimbo.
> implying sperg had a gf
If he was getting laid he wouldn't feel like shooting up a school.
>>29843125
I don't get laid, yet I don't feel any desire to shoot up a school. Maybe there's something wrong with your logic^
I tell Jimmy that he needs a better plan than just bringing his dad's gun to school.
Teach him to make explosives, equip him with a WASR and three magazines.
At lunch when Chad is eating the roof will collapse in the cafeteria, Jimmy will come in and clean up anyone that survived. From there he can move on to the other classrooms. He'll beat Cho. The Asians can't hold the highscore forever
Like this
>throw chair
>fucker either dodges chair or takes it to the face
>follow up by rushing
>kick his shit in
