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WELCOME TO THE /K/RUSY /K/OMMANDO!!! HOW TOUGH ARE YA?
>>29832090
Fuck this place I'm going to the Muddy Fudd
krusy?
>>29832090
I'm so tough I load my own rounds
...Without a press
>>29832090
I once fired a M1903 Springfield
A LOW NUMBER M1903 SPRINGFIELD
>>29832090
I'm a socialist trap on /k/
>>29832107
That's pretty tough
>>29832090
I used a .22 for home and personal defense.
>>29832113
>>29832090
I live in Illinois.....on purpose
>>29832090
I once scratched the finish of a two day old gun.....only cried for 10 minutes.
I carry a Glock... AND I DON'T WEAR AN EOD SUIT!
>>29832090
I drink wine coolers.
The PEACH ones.
I aim down sights with a pistol grip shotgun
I shoot .45 and wait until I'm home to ice my wrists
>>29832090
I shoot cross dominantly like this
>>29832090
I go pheasant hunting with a .22
I'm so tough I use a Cactus as a stripper pole.
I can cycle a nugget bolt
without a 2x4
I loaded an M1 once, without dismembering my thumb
I too the bolt out of a Mauser and then flipped the safety back to fire.
>>29832090
I handload overpressure 7.62x39
To shoot in an IO AK
>>29832090
I keep all of my guns by my front door.
So I can turn them in to the police if they ever arrive for anything.
Tough enough to blow us all to hell if you don't let me in
>>29832098
Underrated
I shot a .40cal Glock once.
>>29832090
I spoke to an actual black person.
>>29832348
D'aaaaaaaaaaawwww!
>>29832090
I let my arm brace touch my shoulder
I opened one of those plastic death seals they used to package xbox 360 shit in...
... with my fingers.
I mag dumped a mosin nagant,
that was still covered in cosmoline.
I once hiked three days straight with 80lbs of gear on me.
WITHOUT CHANGING MY SOCKS!
(That amount of stupidity should also make me a strong candidate for darwin award in the future.)
>>29832090
I haven't shot a gun in 3 months.
>>29832427
How do you still have feet my nigga?
I tore off one of those tags on the mattresses they say not to tear off.
And I didn't own the mattress.
>>29832090
I licked all the orange cyanide off my moist nugget.....WITHOUT ANY MILK
i got into many fist fights as a child but have never fired a weapon.
i consider myself very very tough indeed.
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, but I let people call me by my god given name
>>29832459
What nickname did your junior high give you?
>>29832090
I watched Bowling for Columbine.
I can one-hole a target at 25 meters
Weapon: Mosin-Nagant w/bayonet, using bayonet
I eat noodles boiled in cosmoline and kerosine for breakfast, without any milk.
>>29832102
jerry miculek spotted on /k/
I'm so tough I got garand thumb and didn't even flinch.
I beat Poo's Home run Derby.
I won a game of russian roulette with a semi auto handgun and I went first.
>>29832473
one kid called me wolverine because i had a beard like hugh jackson already in junior high.
>>29832090
Why is this shit allowed but as soon as you post something about gun control or weapons-related happenings the mods lose their fucking minds?
>>29832522
Because this is "board culture" and those are posts that would be better suited to /pol/.
>>29832532
I don't want to talk about gun laws with /pol/tards, I want to talk about them here, with /k/
>>29832522
Because this is a /k/ roleplay thread and the other stuff belongs on /pol/. It's in the sticky.
>>29832516
Whoa you're the legendary wolverine of junior 2?!
>>29832538
I do too but them's the rules.
>>29832538
So you want a self affirming circlejerk on why all gun control should be repealed?
Seriously, there's plenty of anti gun control people on /pol/, even if they're kind of edgy.
>>29832439
For a while I didn't. Air drying them once in a while on breaks did help.
I helped a friend molest a doe.
>>29832090
I've been hit by a car, had a gun explode in my face, fought a guy on PCP, been tossed off the roof of a two story building, and showed up for work after each time these things happened.
I just realized I need to stay indoors more.
>>29832579
You....you they guy with the greentext story that spun the thread outta control with ideas for deer tang collection businesses?
>>29832617
Yes, and I got a bunch of ticks for it...
>>29832598
So you're a gangbanger with a 1st gen glock and a union job?
>>29832626
Yeah....but that doe got the ride of her life. Just think about it this way...you provided what may have been a religious experience for a doe who might have been walking down to the creek to stick her head in and end it all.
>>29832629
Hahaha.... Nah...gun was a nugget. Trip off the roof was for a college movie shoot that went bad. Car was a jackhole speeding through an intersection without looking. And PCP guys was...long story.
>>29832629
>Even gangbangers have two jobs.
Thanks Obama.
>>29832598
>and showed up for work after each time these things happened.
See, I like doing that. Makes me feel like a real American for some reason.
>>29832642
If I got tied up and raped by a couple of rednecks I would want to die.
I once shot .45 Super out of an FNX...
without any mods
HOW TOUGH AM I?
I got garand thumb during an appleseed and only bitched for two seconds before i remember it was a timed course of fire.
>>29832693
Hey man. At this point I'm a legend in my company. Any time, we get newbies or I go to another job site everyone asks "hey you Anon Anonson? Guy who did this, that and whoop de whoop?"
I always tell them that most of the stories aren't true. Most. The true ones are still enough to elicit awe. It's kind-of a cool feeling.
>>29832729
What if they were cute rednecks and treated you nice?
I shoot trap....with a punt gun
>>29832772
>Cute rednecks.
If I was a deer and I got roped and scissored by a 10/10 rodeo girl I would probably still be freaked the fuck out.
That doe was asking for it.
She let her self get caught.
>>29832787
I didn't mean they were women.
>>29832796
Cute boy rednecks are not a thing.
>>29832626
Your a hero and legend. Lyme disease is a small price to pay
>>29832090
I used a tokarev as my duty pistol in section 8 housing
>>29832806
Yes they are.
A slender built blonde about 5'8"
A little red flannel. Some tight light blue wranglers. Ariat boots and bright green Jonh deer hat. With a sprig of hay sticking out of his lip, absent mindedly chewing on it ,while leaning aganst a split rail fence looking over a field.
>>29832090
I'm so tough, I can shoot the Barret M82a1 without eye pro...while standing in the shock wave of the recoil reducer.
>>29832657
I smoked a blunt laced with PCP unknowingly in college after a night of heavy drinking. A dust storm came through that night as well (Texas Tech).
I ended up in my garage setting up a cot in a lean-to with my nova and 1911 convinced that night was the night ayy's would come.
>>29832839
Fucking faggots, I swear
>>29832473
i fucking get this reference and love you
>>29832933
To be honest, when I originally said cute I was talking more like handsome, but that poster's got a great imagination, you shouldn't put him down.
>>29832831
you could just turn around
I once shot a 1911 compact.
>Without any earpro
>>29832949
Why am I a him?
>>29832445
>tore off a mattress tag
Oh thats not s
>didnt own the mattress
Nigga you goin to jail
>>29832999
Because there are no girls on the internet
>>29833038
I dont accerpt you bi gender world
>>29833052
English motherfucker
Hey there friend, just stopping by for a drink
>>29832839
So basically a frat boy taking grad pics?
I'm in. Don't wanna fuck them, just go full Trevor Phillips and scare them out of rural America.
>>29832999
It's always him unless you present proof, no matter how cute you might be.
>>29833034
Jail is too light of a punishment. Death is the only option. Send in the seals.
>>29832090
I shoot my nugget
. . . without the non numerical matching bolt
>>29832098
Need a fucking ride?
I call magazines clips on /k/
>>29833207
The pillows got tags removed too!
I forget my pony plushes when I take pictures of my guns and they pop up in the background.
>>29833234
Hey your car's badass, too bad you're a pussy
![[MAXIMUMOVERDEATH].gif](https://i.imgur.com/2gGGXkY.gif "[MAXIMUMOVERDEATH].gif")
>>29833398
Mutualy Assured Destruction is the only answer.
I'm so tough that if I post my ESPADA XL mods give me dubs
>>29832532
Git out.
>>29832539
You too.
>>29832474
Weenie hut surplus is thataway>
>>29833490
Haha, that's what your mom said. BEFORE I SHAVED HER BACK! Hahahhaaaa... yeah... no, actually, I did talk to your mom, and she said to call you.
>>29833518
Well, shit.
>>29832327
That isn't a glock though
>>29832432
I haven't shot in 6.
I hate my situation when it comes to shooting, nigga. I just wanna own a bunch of land somewhere with a hillside backdrop.
I give myself garand thumb of my own free will. Except it isn't my thumb, it's my dick.
I once stared down a guy who was going to murder someone till he turned around and left.
It was the look in his eyes that told me he was truely going to do it and when I think back to it there was no light in his eyes. That little bit of sparkle, that glint of light, wasnt there at all with him. Like his soul was gone.
>>29832839
What
>>29832090
I reload my misfires and jams
This thread made me laugh many times thanks /k/ommandos...
AHH!! FUCK! CALL 911!!
>>29832113
kys
>>29832318
kys
>>29832090
I use a overpressure ammo in a Glock with a suppressor for home defense in my apartment in Connecticut.
I also like magdumping 3" 12 gauge indoors.
>>29832090
I wear socks made of Legos
>>29832090
I like Teletubbies.
>>29832282
What does this do?
>>29832090
i ate a bowl full of 303.s for breakfast
without any cordite
I'm so tough I shot a .22
With no trigger
>>29835424
My god I did it once. What a huge pain in the ass. It makes putting the bitch back in impossible until you reset the safety. Which is pretty fucking tough to do outside of the rifle uncocked.
>>29834421
>truely
No entry for you.
>>29832729
Found the newfag on /k/
>>29834550
Seriously thou?
This is the only version I know of decent looking country boy.
I'm from the country and I'm grimy as hell.
Only reasons to shower are because you don't like your own ball sweat.
>>29833052
Get out phaggot
>>29833070
This is the hero that /k/ should try to become.
The fact that actual /k/ posters aren't talking about his achievements is sad state of affairs.
>>29834421
Story time comrade?
