The last gun you touched is the weapon you have for 12 hours until Search and Rescue comes looking for you in Jurassic Park.
Would you make it?
>>29820527
>Nugget
I'm dandy, man.
>Radom P64
I mean I can stop about six compies but I'm fucked if I run into anything bigger
>>29820527
Mosin.
>>29820537
We should team up buddy. Removing lizard with nuggets is a dream of mine.
>>29820527
Glock 19
It could be worse I guess
>>29820552
thats if your aim is good on those elusive little bastards
>>29820527
Was just cleaning my 10/22. Well, at least it makes a decent club.
>>29820527
A semi auto shotgun that wont cycle write. I would get eatin trying to pull a stuck shell.
>>29820562
Throw it at the first big one you see.
>>29820527
Smith and Wesson 1006. That will stop a raptor r-right, guys?
>>29820527
>Arisaka T99 with a late war bayonet
I'll be fine. Even if I run out of ammo, the fucking bayonet is 26" long
>Turd gen G17
Uhhh... can you come faster guys
>>29820527
300 blk ar15, I should do alright.
>>29820527
>Army issue G3
suck it, amis
>>29820527
Marlin .35 I'm deadly accurate with. I'd be alright.
>>29820527
Lucky me.
>>29820527
>AK pistol
My whole life has lead up to this point...
>>29820592
kek i just imagined a skewer of lizards over an open flame
>Springfield Operator
Those dinos will learn to fear my stoppin powah.
>Ruger 10/22
fuck
>little rascal .22lr
at least I only need 1 shot for myself
>>29820571
True enough, I'd hope the noise is enough to scare em so I could run.
>>29820527
I was at SFA today I touched their 75mm cannon. Should be pretty good.
>M1903 Springfield
>Last ammo I touched was AP-I-T Ought Six
Ill be fine
>>29820527
pretty sure I fingerfucked the VZ52 in the corner of my room
>tfw I'll finally be able to shoot it
>tfw no 7.62x45
>Yugo m70 opap
I wonder what Dino taste like...
6.5 Grendel ar15.
Just gotta watch out for the bigguns
>mini 14
welp here goes nothing
Taurus
.357
I ain't even mad!
>12g 870 wingmaster
Maybe, but I certainly wouldn't want to run into the Rex
>>29820527
USP .40 it could be worse, I could have a 9mm.
>My fathers generic Italian double-barrel break-action shotgun
Can I dress like this guy and bring an elephant to ride?
>>29820645
Pic related.
>>29820527
Weatherby Accumark in .300 Weatherby Magnum with a nice sling and a Nikon Monarch 2.5-10 x 42mm scope.
I just need to climb a tree or lie down and play dead on a beach at the waterline. Anything I have some distance on is getting one in the dome.
>Marlin guide gun
I'm good, just post up in a tree
>just finished painting the slide on my SD9VE
I'll just kill all the humans and steal their weapons.
>>29820527
>PPQ 9mm
Ah shit
>tfw raptors getting PTSD from seeing their buddies getting killed
>raptors put out a bounty on me
>raptors start using pilot less pterodactyl to find me
>Interrogating every local dino for my location
>raptors send the dinosaur seals after me
>>29820607
I was just packing my Draco pistol with it's wrist brace into my range bag. I fucking love that thing.
>>29820606
>Marlin 336
my nigga
JM?
>>29820527
>My blackhawk 1911 with HP rounds
>Dinosaur hides are probably thicker than most plates and kevlar
>Small dinos probably enough to sustain food
>Loud ass bang
>Loud things attract the big dinosaurs
>One round for myself
FUCK
>>29820527
>>29820632
> implying you wouldn't just paralyze yourself and then be eaten alive by some small wimpy POS plebiosaurus.
>>29820527
It's either my Saiga in 7.62 (AKM clone), my Saiga in 5.45 (AK74M clone), or my Sig M11A1. I'm not sure which one.
>>29820527
Socom 16
could be worse...
Pic related. Hey, it's better than a SPAS-12!
>>29820786
>use it
>create giant radioactive T-Rex with 6 legs
Nice going anon, we're fucked now.
>>29820786
10/10
>>29820805
Shoot it a 2nd time done.
>>29820527
>SKS
Ehh. As long as I can avoid being ambushed by something I should be alright.
>yfw you realize dinosaurs would be just as easy to kill as mammals of equivalent size, if not easier because of their lighter bone structure
Birds didn't spontaneously get hollow bones out of nowhere.
>shot an AR-15 at the shooting range
>mfw dinos gonna get rekt
G20
>>29820776
Its an 1895 mane.
22 mag for reference.
>>29820767
I really want to put a triangle folder on mine but I don't want to pay 200 bucks for a right. Or go to jail of course.
Sigh.
>>29820527
90% completed m1917 enfield.
Of course I dont have the bolt or magazine parts so Im fucked..
>>29820527
7.35 Carcano.
Submission
>>29820721
Are you in Alabama?
>>29820527
>.44 mag anaconda
Hopefully a snake can kill a dinosaur
>>29820920
Nah. Texas. I keep this in my truck for doing farm work.
870 mmmmm I'll be OK
My bushmaster carbon-15 with 440 rounds of 5.56. Yea I'll be OK.
>>29820527
12 gauge loaded with slugs. I'm still going to climb into a tree and hide like a faggot tho
Baikal MP-18 12 gauge
>implying a 12 gauge slug can't 1 hit kill every animal in prehistoric North america
>Winchester 101 .410 with fixed skeet chokes
I'm pretty well fucked.
Ruger GP100, 6 inch barrel, loaded with Buffalo Bore High Velocity .357 magnum...... Hmmm, probably enough for some things. Definitely not for all though. Might not go well.
My brother's brand new Glock29 SF. Well... is this good or bad?
>>29820527
>mfw I had all my rifles in my arms until I set them down on my bed an hour ago
Remington 870. im so fucked
>>29820606
Leverbro!
>just got done installing a Lyman #21 receiver sight on my repro Winchester 1895 Short Rifle
>.405 will definitely kill anything that has ever lived
Pic related. .300WM and an AR upper for comparison.
>>29820527
my beowulf .50 ar...........well, i guess im hunting a t- rex
>>29820527
WWI Ruby
It would probably blow up in my hand before anything killed me first
i think im okay
>>29820591
If you see it coming, maybe.
>>29820527
My m44 I just fucking refinished. Bring it on.
>Glock 26
Guess I'm proper fucked.
>>29820527
Smith and Wesson Model 10 in .38 Special
If I'm fucked, I'm going to be fucked in style.
>>29821054
You're lying but this is a fantasy thread so I'll play along
>>29820988
Oh shit, I forgot I grabbed my Glock 22 Gen4 before going to work out(Don't care if it gets sweaty). I'm pretty fucked I suppose....
>>29820527
Mossberg 500 w/ light
Eh I'm prob fucked because dinosaurs
>>29821093
Your sacrifice will guarantee the survival of others at least. Any dino not killed in the explosion will be disoriented and terrified.
>>29820527
>m2
Ima be alright.
AR-15 with no handguard.
I'll manage.
>Ruger LCP
Damn it
Would you guys pay top dollar to go hunt a dinosaur?
You can bring any weapon you want but you will be left in there alone or with the people you went with but nobody will go there for you until x hours have passes so survival is entirely up to you.
>>29821117
>Your sacrifice will guarantee the survival of others at least
More than what I've done with my life lately so I'm oddly fine with that. At leaf until I start getting ripped apart.
>>29821149
Absolutely. As long as I can keep the meat.
>>29821159
Why stand by leaf?
> .600 nitro express double rifle
Well, I'm off to collect my fee
>>29821185
>at least
Sorry, had a few.
>>29821177
you keep everything.
>>29820801
how do you like your 930 spx...did you install some or3gun parts or was it good to go out of the box?
>>29820527
>big ass hunting knife
I got this.
M1A Scout, I'll probably died.
Gsg 1911.
Chambered in 22lr.
Lol no no no. No. No.
I die violently at the hands of featherd raptors.
>>29820527
>Type 99 Arisaka
If I can find ammo for it I might just live...
>Nugget
Ima get me a Raptor Pack
My son's nerf revolver...
>7 shot 25 auto SNS
FUCK
>>29821149
Fuck yeah I would, I spot and stalk feral pigs all the time, I figure it's the same concept except raptors are a little bit more clever girls.
Of course I'd hunt raptors from a blind, if they find me first I get a good warning they've found me from dino's tearing into plywood a few feet away.
Please tell me nerf guns don't count.
>Garand
Might survive
>>29820527
PPK in 7.65
I guess I'll stay in the closet.
>>29820527
Lynn Thompson would approve of dino chop test.
Just brought in a rifle case carrying my 45-70 and AR. Last one I manipulated was the 45-70. I'd be fine as long as ammo holds out.
Nope, USPc in 9mm lol
>>29821453
Nvm. Thought OP said weapon.
>>29821149
Technically speaking, people do that today.
But I know you mean extinct species. What species did you have in mind?
>there will never be a dangerous game safari with Cretaceous dinosaurs
Imagine the funding they could have gotten by charging rich hunters to shoot a large predator.
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l5y6Fnc.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
>>29820527
WHALP
I'm fucked.
>>29820527
Savage 110 in .338 Lapua. I think I'll be ok.
>>29820747
juba pls go
>>29820527
Glock 34...so fuck.
>>29820527
>ruger lcp
finna hide in hole
>>29821575
Profits from rhino hunting in Namibia actually encourage people to protect the population from poachers and ensure a stable, increasing population.
>the solution to hunting animals is hunting animals.
>mfw
>>29820527
9mm USP
probably not
HK G11 . . . yes the space magic gun
>totally fucked though it was a museum display piece
>>29820708
>>29821642
Conservation, nigga. Hippies don't seem to realize that hunters don't want to KILL ALL THE ANIMALS! If they did they'd run out of things to hunt.
I'll be okay if the weight doesn't kill me before the dinosaurs.
>>29820527
7kg remington 700 in ... .223 remington
im fucked
>>29820527
an old AKMS, I should be fine.
F89 Minimi, weight of lead should bring things down eventually
>>29820527
PTR 91. I just might.
>>29821575
>What species did you have in mind
Stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus rex, velociraptors, pachycephalosaurus, carnotaurus, etc, pretty much The lost world book dinosaur roster.
>>29820527
>Walther P38
nope
Spas 12. I wish I were joking.
Mosin Nagant 91/30
Oh god, I haven't even cleaned all the cosmo out of it yet
![259465_original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cOMEKnq.jpg "259465_original[1].jpg")
I mean it's not going to kill a t-rex but I'll probably be fine against velicoraptors.
>Glock 20
I may be raped
>>29821765
You're safe as long as there aren't any clever girls around.
>>29820942
Till the receiver cracks...
Finger fucked this today last. Not even mad.
Dis gonna be good.
Windham ar, or my mosin I forget, either way I should be good.
>>29820527
.357 magnum sex shot revolver and a semi auto shotgun with slugs...eh I don't know...
Isnt there a recent theory about dinisaurs that their flesh was really different and their blood was bit thicker and oozed out and they had hollow bird like bones and as such to fight they we'd have to blast large chunks out of them to disable them instead of hoping for a rapid bleed out?
Then really we'd be all try to shoot their legs up or blind them by just mag dumping into their heads versus body shots?
>>29820527
You know, I hate to get all half-life one but it seemed like if you hid in the upper air ducts in transition areas with walls/door framesin yhe concete buildings you'd be safe from the big ones unless they can hear/smell you and just start demolishing the building, but I imagine they'd not go through the effort with other snimals and dino's around to eat.
So now it's all about worrying about the small ones from man sized to chicken sized.
>>29821765
Mine have always worked. Wonder how many that rag on them have ever actually shot one. Then again this is k
>>29820527
Carried a WASR-10 and 1000 rds of 7.62x39 inside a few minutes ago while wearing my SP2022 on the hip....do I allowed to bring all of the above?
FAL. Im good as long as i can dodge the big critters.
>KSG
Thing kicked like a fucker but I think I could deal.
>>29820527
1903a3. Had soft points too.
Would be nasty.
>>29820527
CZ527
Could be worse.
My throbbing cock.
The dinosaur approaches. You kneel in the shadow of a vast tropical tree and watch carefully. You know the Rex is blind in one eye; a souvenir of the last time the beast and you met.
It sniffs the air deeply. Betrayed by the soaked tropical air, you know the Rex will find you. And so it does. It's devilish eyes snap to your direction, and with a red glimmer its pupils contract to pinpoints. The ground shakes as it moves with wicked speed towards you.
You feel no fear. You are prepared, and have dealt with bigger beasts than this one.
Slapping a handful of jelly on your hands, you grip your shaft with a familiar strength. Already rock solid from stalking the Rex earlier that day, you grunt softly as you watch the Rex stomp closer. You cup the balls with one hand and start moving faster up and down the shaft.
The Rex lets out a fearsome bellow as it stands proudly before you, with blind, stupid rage and deadly claws on its feet. It turns around to survey the horizon - if there are any other Rex's around, the beast would have to take his kill elsewhere.
You catch a glimpse of its tight, puckered reptilian butthole as it swings around. You moan softly, your hand still cranking up and down, faster and faster, flecks of lube staining your clothes.
With reckless abandon, you leap at the Rex and grab relentlessly to his tail. By sheer force of will you manage to lift the tail high enough. With a grunt of pleasure, you slide your cock inside him. He is slick and warm inside; and you bite your lip to stop from crying out. The Rex falls silent. Either catatonic or in the dumb throes of ecstasy, it says nothing. It's legs give out from underneath it and it falls to the ground.
This suits you just fine; you can take your time now. You crack your knuckles and get to work.
You are glistening with sweat and blood. Carrion-eaters and huge insects have already am started working on its face, but let you be as you pound the stiffened corpse.
>>29822055
I don't think anyone calls them unreliable, just bulky and heavy
Dinosaurs would go down from bullets like anything else. Even a t-rex could be disabled if you aimed for the legs.
>>29820527
>vz 52
I'm pretty fucked considering there is no fucking ammo for it anywhere
>>29821744
>Apatosaurus
More like Brontosaurus.
>>29820527 M1 Grand im good side note i love my new gun
>>29821642
>mfw several friends and family members cannot grasp this
Nooo, we have to cry about a lion.
>>29820527
>Would you make it?
My para arms 15/45 in my shoulder rig holding two extra mags loaded with +p+ 230 gr flat nose. If I don't run into a large group of hostiles I might be ok.
>Czech Mauser
Could be worse.
>>29821668
I'm sure we didn't want to kill all the other things we hunted to extinction, either. That doesn't mean it didn't happen. Unchecked hunting is bad, okay?
>tfw last gun you touched was a 1919A6 at a museum
get fucked, lizard faggots
>>29821744
I bet the hadrosaurs taste good.
>>29822288
Let's not get pedantic, that was probably made while Apatosaurus was the accepted name.
>>29820527
>ar-15
It'll do just fine.
>>29822319
Nigger that discussion is about regulated hunting
>>29822087
I immediately knew what gun this was from dayz. Glad you found a magazine for it.
>>29820527
I think it was my dad's bolt action shotgun he asked me to clean
I'm fine. Besides
>killing dinos
>not getting other dinos to fight the dinos trying to kill you
>>29820933
Don't want none dem dindus jump ya? Smart ladd
>>29821014
OP clearly said: LAST gun you touched.
It doesnt matter how many you own, which was the last one you touched was the question
>>29820527
>nice Serbian AK with 600 rounds of ammunition
I'm gonna double-magdump (60 rounds) a Tyrannosaurus and use its skull as a gun safe.
>>29821059
>hunting dinosaurs with a Garand
Now we know why birds are afraid of the PING.
>>29820527
.45 1911.
I usually have three magazines with me...
Maybe get to secure room with one entrance and wait it out...
Maybe.
>>29822470
>trex skull gunsafe
One, that wouldn't be very secure given how light and porous the bone is and two, people would just steal the vastly more expensive skull.
>>29822378
Also there's only 5 hostile dinos in all of Jurassic Park, 3 raptors, 1 rex and 1 dilo
If you meant Isla Nublar from Lost World and 3 with 3+ Rexes, 10+ raptors, 1 mutated spinosaurus and a shitton of compies, then it would be worrying
>>29822489
You aren't taking into account the motion activated hinge servos on the jaw. Nothing like a gun safe that maims would be robbers.
>M60
I'd probably get ambushed by raptors regardless of what weapon I had.
>>29820606
He said jurassic park not Canadian parliament, John Wayne.
>>29821242
First level on turok mode
>>29820527
My AK, should be fine.
>>29822549
I think you know what to do, anon.
>>29822586
FUCKFFWRAAA
Rock island armory 1911 compact
Finnish M39.
Not that bad tbqhf
Ksp 58 (240B)
I am pretty okay with this.
AK-74M. I think the bigger problem is me not the gun.
>Mossberg Maverick 88 with 00 buck
don't get much more quintessential 'an that, does it?
>>29822700
>those fitting dubs
>>29820527
>SAR 21
Guess I'm better off than most of this thread.
![HN-Bofors-40mm-2-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y7mBOsP.jpg "HN-Bofors-40mm-2-2[1].jpg")
Yeah, pretty sure I would.
>>29820527
>a deactivated degtyarev
fug. at least i can use it as a club
>>29822713
>those fitting dubs
Nice catch.
>>29822818
>00 bucks
>post ends in 00
I think you are the one baiting here, rowdypoo
>>29820527
Kar 98k
>>29822827
>rowdypoo
Who's baiting. I said nice catch. I looked at that and missed it.
Maybe you're baiting. rowrow
>>29820527
>Rhodesian FAL
Oh fuck, time to slot some veloppies.
A Carl Gustav M3.
Lugging that shit around is going to suck.
>>29820556
I get a nugget as well URAAAA charge anyone?
>>29820606
How do you like that levergat?
>>29820527
>Uzi
Well with enough ammo I could defend myself with that
>>29820600
the G3 looks like a nice rifle too bad i had to shoot with the G36 lego gun :/
>>29820527
>mp5sd on a armed forces festival
sneeki breeki
>>29820805
what if it has only six tiny arms?
Greenies gonna hate me
>>29820527
>F89 (minimi)
>mounted to Land Rover
ill me fine
>>29823109
>>29823110
Aus fags?
>>29823112
yea m8
>>29823114
synth stock or wood?
>>29823123
wood
>>29820527
Makarov. I would die.
>>29820527
Shield in 9mm, so no.
>>29820527
A little shit .22 Mossberg Brownie.
>>29821043
Woof. And I thought muh 45-70 was overkill.
My surplus vz58. Could be worse.
vz58
Ill be fine
>>29823124
nice i want to get one over her in wa but nanny state
Well fuck. Last weapon I touched was a Browning BPS Hunter. Maybe if I could get my hands on some Incindiary rounds...
>>29822872
I, and just about anyone else I have put behind it other than my recoil sensitive gf, fucking love it. Hard not to love 45-70
Mauser m12 .308
i guess we all wpuld die
>>29823141
>>29823144
ayy vz bros, dinos sure gonna have a nasty day with us around
>>29820527
1851 navy
spend the entire time messing with powder gourds and ram lever
>>29820527
>Jungle Carbine
I think I'd do okay.
>>29820682
>Taurus
It's like you want to die
>>29820527
Spitfire cannon. Should be interesting.
>>29820527
S&W 22lr. I can't even an hero with this nonsense.
>>29820527
>CZ75 SP01
I might as well magdump and take a raptor with me before I get torn to shreds
>>29820527
I just picked it up and cleaned/lubed it today.
I am 100% fucked.
>>29820527
>l96a1
I will be ok
>>29823178
Story?
>never touched a gun in my life because yuropoor
Ssshhhheeeeiiiiitttt
An extended clip revolver. No ammo. Fuck yeah I got this.
>>29823105
>Spidersaurus Rex
Fuck!
>>29820579
>write
>>29820527
>my carry 1911 covered in dead skin, hair, and lint that I haven't cleaned or lubricated in a year
>>29820527
>they had a crane
>they still let a man open the door from the top
>not sedating the dinosaurs first before crating them
Glock 26.
Oh well, just gonna climb a huge tree and just kick it.
>my FAL
im good for dinosaur rhodesia
>>29820527
Makarov
Might as well put a round in my head now.
>>29820527
M249 SAW
I think I'll be good to go
C7 with m203 attached. I feel pretty confident.
>>29820527
>hipoint carbine
Fug XDDDD
S&W .44mag, I like my odds.
Beretta silver pigeon with full chokes. I'm screwed.
>>29822216
10/10
>>29821111
Nice doubles friend
The finish melts.
>>29821744
I fucking loved that book. It's the only book I've read in the last 5 years.
>>29823817
Jk it doesn't do that.
Baikal Single 12ga
Am I gonna die guys?
>>29820527
>RIA 10mm 1911 w/ Streamlight TLR2
If I had Buffalo Bore solid copper HP then I should be OK against smaller dinos.
I think I'll be ight.
>>29820666
>666
>VZ52
>behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Czech.
>Hell followed with him...
>>29822531
Lost world and 3 were on Isla sorna.
>>29822561
Kek
>>29822866
> /k/ommandos get stuck in Jurassic Park
> they immediately form an infantry square hundreds strong, all carrying nuggets
> the T-rex comes in for the kill
> "READY"
> "AIIIIIIIIIMMMMMM"
> "FIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
> immediately, the entire area is leveled
> the island becomes a 200 mile-wide crater
> a giant mushroom cloud in the shape of Nikita Khruschev's head blooms up into the ionosphere
> burning debris rains down for thousands of miles in all directions and smoke blots out the sun for years, sending Earth into an impact winter
> 90% of all species go extinct
> but on the bright side, we now know what happened to the dinosaurs the first time around.
>>29820527
What if I touched a bow instead. Does that count in place of a firearm?
>>29823880
> sausages and creampie gangbangs followed with him
Fixed that for you.
>>29823880
lel
>>29821215
The only internal parts I've changed have been the handguard retainer since I broke the plastic one on accident, plus the magazine follower since with the sling plate/light mount on the front, the stock follower would snag on the gap between the magazine tube and the tube extension.
At some point I'm going to get the marine spacer tube but I haven't encountered any problems so far.
>>29823924
>>29822460
Anon was saying he was touching all of his guns last, there was no single one.
>>29820666 7.62x45? I've never heard of that.
>>29823569
Post pics of doge.
>>29823967
A great round developed by the Czechs, but the Soviets said nyet, so they switched to 7.62x39 and developed the VZ58.
