Anon!
Thank goodness you've arrived on time. A madman has taken hostages on the 100th floor of the Chrysler building! We need you to get in there and stop him. If you manage to do it without any casualties, you can have your pick of any gun on gunbroker or armslist.
Oh, and we've removed the element of danger. You'll be covered by the NYPDs finest designated marksman!
>>29812036
it hurts to look at.
Regular beat cops wouldn't handle that, though every NYPD cop is now trained in active shooter situations. They would close off the building and create a perimeter. And then call for ESU "emergency service unit" NYPD swat team type.
>>29812036
Just tell me where the load bearing pillars are and give me some c4
t. Spetsnaz
>>29812036
Shoot the hostages.
>>29812036
>100th floor of the chrysler building
>chrysler building only has 77 floors
kek
but, regardless;
>get explosives, take chopper to roof
>land
>blow holes in walls until I reach the roof over the floor I'm gonna breach
>blow the roof
>remove madman, hopefully by kicking him out a window
>fuck off and let cops deal with hostage extraction
>>29812144
The hostages have to be alive, Ivan.
>>29812517
Those aren't hostages, but terrorist sympathisers.
t. Alpha group
>agree to challenge
>post thread on /b/ for recruits
>offer an hour along with a hostage if their choice in exchange for assisting the recue
>drive home
>bring my personal free state arms back to standoff.
>7 nuggets, ars, ak, some .22 bolt guns and shotguns
>hand them out to /b/tards
>now have personal nuggeteer army
Play IRL RO2 - Grain Elevator with /b/
>>29812574
Well my phone butchared the text but you get the idea
>>29812574
Jezus, Maria nein! Nein! Not me! Not me!
