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GET THE FUCK INSIDE
INFIDEL, WHERE ARE YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN? YOU WIL WATCH ME VIOLATE THEM IN THE NAME OF ALLAH.
How do you react? Are you fucked? Will your wafiu and kids get ploughed while you watch helplessly?
I'm single and there's a military base down the road. Hajji is fucked.
I live in a well-to-do gated community so this would never happen :)
>>29799096
I would blow my rape whistle and dial 911 because those actions will be better than having a gun.
Grab pistol from his flimsy grip. Kick in bollocks.
>>29799101
>>29799119
>>29799113
This.
I feel bad for muricans who have to have guns because government is unable to protect them.
>>29799130
That's where we differ. We DO NOT want the government to protect us. The government are our servants. We are capable of protecting ourselves.
>>29799096
>Live in an apartment with concrete walls and reinforced door
>look through peephole
>make him wait
>go get some big as shit kitchen knife since I'm a no guns
>either don't open the door or chop his arm as soon as he enters my house
>go for the kill then even if he's not a treat anymore
>profane his body with haram shit
> take pictures and post said pictures on the chan and twitter
>probably get arrested because leftist fucking country where you can't defend yourself properly without getting in troubles with the law
>Fuck off Abdul I didn't order any pizza.
>Abdul falls backwards, shitting his pants on the way down.
>>29799126
>>29799119
>>29799101
Where can I get a proud white qt gf?
>>29799096
>wife would yell at him for something I did
>14 year old would roll her eyes and ignore him
I beg him for a quick merciful death
>>29799149
You gotta be you. The fisherman catches fish, the fish get caught.
>>29799165
Damn man
>>29799166
A-anon, what do you mean by that?
>>29799096
>opens
No
>>29799181
You apply your trade and your trade will have results.
>The fisherman catches fish, the fish get caught.
>live in Britain
>open door
>[OP goes here]
>run to kitchen and grab knife
>legally required to be unable to cut shit
>try anyway
>get shit
>family scream and get found
>liberals from next door come in to see about the racket
>spit on me bleeding out on the floor and commends Mohammed Al-Quaeda Bin Isis for standing up for his culture and promoting diversity
>they get raped too and keep apologising for being white
Seriously fucked here lads
>>29799241
>live in Britain
>open door
>[OP goes here]
>run to kitchen and grab knife
>legally required to be unable to cut shit
>try anyway
>get shit
>family scream and get found
>right wing hooligans from next door come in to see about the racket
>don't give two fucks about me but go after kebab
>bearded paki gets kicked to death
>my wife and mu wife's daughter start sucking Milner and his skinhead friends.
>>29799096
>INFIDEL, WHERE ARE YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN? YOU WIL WATCH ME VIOLATE THEM IN THE NAME OF ALLAH.
"Um. No."
[close the door]
>>29799271
Well at least we have the right
>>29799096
Grab ar15, that haji and my family's ears are fucked
>>29799096
Scream 'Deus vult' as I fall into urban prone and mag dump into his chest.
I then put the Saracen's head on a pike in the lawn and begin a new Crusade.
>>29799101
live in a gated country and this won't happen.
>>29799096
>implying I ever answer the door without a gun in my hand
>>29799096
>answering the door before seeing who is there first
Who even does this anymore?
>hear knock on door
>look outside second floor window
>see kebab at front door with a firearm
>grab AR-15
>put bacon into the microwave
>hear more knocking
>bacon smell fills the house
>lay bacon land mine on the floor in front of door
>kebab tries kicking his way in
>blast Team America theme on stereo
>steps into bacon
>to his horror, his dirty bare feet in haji sandals covered in half cooked squishy bacon
>AMMMMERIIIICA! AMMMMERRRRICCCAAA! AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY YEAH!
>as he tries to run like hell back out the door he slips on all the squishy bacon
>kebab busts his ass on the front porch
>sudden burst of gunfire from second floor window
>he looks up, riddled with bullets and covered in bacon
>a naked man in a goat mask screaming YIPPEE KI-YAY DEUS VULT while magdumping into him
>Not today goatfucker
>>29799695
>implying Lord High Inquistor and Majestic General of the Aryan Lands Trump won't put up gates to keep the riff-raff out
:^D
Will ya by fuck! Fuck away off before I knock yer block in.
>>29799096
>look out window
>grab pick related
>"yeah come on in my fine Islamic friend"
>blow Muhammad away with 00 buck
Honestly I wouldn't even mind if pic related sat in a police evidence locker for a while since it is an old and relatively cheap fudd Wingmaster, that's why I wouldn't grab my AR. Also anyone else notice OP's pic title?
>>29799717
>le ebin bacon maymay
>>29799271
t. Abu Hajaar
>>29799717
I genuinely kek'd
>>29799285
>"Um. No."
>Um
Female spotted
>>29799159
Poland.
Lol who the fuck would just open their door for a stranger? Even more so with out a fire arm.
>hear knock on door
>I work 9:30 pm til 6 so I get pisssed that some one woke me up
>grab ar15 that's right next to me on my bed
>put on my shitty single point sling whIle im in my pepe le puu boxers
>Don slippers
>hazely drag my self to the front door wondering if I've shit posted enough on twitter and Instagram to get on isis' kill list
>see a durka durka through my peep hole
>my body is not ready, but fuck it
>morning wood is still engaged
>unlock door and wait for him to force his way in
>he's instantly stun locked due to seeing my erection
>scream "blood for the blood god" and begin firing from the hip
>miss half my shots hoping to kill the neighbors across the street "accidentally"
>lol loudly at my defeated enemy because I'm to deaf to hear my self lol at a regular volume
>call police, tell them I'm going back to sleep and to just wake me up when they get here
>don't even close the front door, maybe my roomies noisy ass dog will run away and I'll be truly victorious
>shove a 10 round mag into my gun so I can tell the cops that yes I did reload 3 times with my bullet button in 5 seconds cause I love California gun laws
>go back to sleep
I carry at home and i have one of those doorbells with the wireless camera.
Hakim is going to get 7.62 Tok steelcore flying at him through the front door.
>>29799166
>>29799213
This is some serious autism
I promise the niggers who are hanging around the entrance to my building 24/7 would alert me to that guy showing up before he could even make it to the stairs. They fucking hoot and holler at and about literally everything.
>be anon
>hear "OH SHIT NIGGA! THE FUCK OUTTA HERE SADDAM HUSSEIN"
>"GET YO NIDAL HASSAN LOOKIN ASS THE FUCK BACK TO IRAQ"
>this problem will work itself out
>roll over and go back to sleep
>>29799742
I think kate upton is a little pissed about your muzzle discipline
>>29799096
>Take the gun from him, pistol whip him with it
>drag his unconscious body to my basement
>furshit eberywhere
>he wakes up to see me wearing a fox suit and holding an AR with a dragon dildo at the end
>Shove it in his mouth shouting 'FOR SERBIA'
>>29799096
Probably shoot him and take his P22 away. I answer the door armed.
> .50-caliber Israeli Jewgun to start with
> John Browning (praise be unto his name) Model 97 shotgun to finish.
> Wait for Hakim to die
> Capture spirit with unlicensed nuclear accelerator
> Store in high-voltage laser containment grid for hours of enjoyment.
> Make breakfast every day
>Insert one slice of bacon into containment unit until Aloha Snackbar ghost is totally packed in bacon for all eternity
> Fucker's never getting to paradise now.
>>29799096
Damnit Abu haajar we had this discussion. Go home before someone sees you
Hear a knock at the door, check security camera, see Johnny Jihad finger-fucking a pistol on the front step. Loose a 12 gauge slug through the front door. Then let the dogs chew on the corpse while I call the police.
>>29799096
No wife or kids, ex-private security force, neighbors are Marines. Not fucked in the slightest.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4jPTrS-7d14
>>29799823
Kek
>>29799096
>opens door without checking
>not grabbing my pistol anyway
>implying I have a wife or daughter here to violate
>>29801281
NEET
>>29799096
I would tell him the truth that my neighbours wife and kids looks way better than mine.
>>29799096
Come on in! Because I'm white, I'm inherently inferior, so you can share my wife and kids with me. I'll live in the tool shed outside. DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH!!! SWEDEN YES!
*tips my ANFO
White people even build better bombs than sandniggers
>open door
>goat strange and kebab waft into my face as he screams in middle eastern dialect that I can't understand
>"whut's that now?"
>look down to see he's in sandals
>[disgust at cracked, yellow-brown man feet]
>"well, alright. thank-you, but we don't want any."
>["have a nice day" and close door]
>>29799096
>Look over there
>A newly married gay couple eating bacon and burning the Koran
When he turns to look shoot him.
>>29799096
>>Be President of Canada
>>Get knock at door
>>OP's scenario
>>Blow weed smoke in his face
>>Tell him "Dude just chill"
>>Dude chills.
>>29799096
Is that a pellet gun he's holding? Barrel looks almost too small to be a .22
>Laugh as he dumps the mag into me with no effect.
>Dispense .45 caliber freedom into his skull.
Also,
>Answering the door without looking
>>29799096
Have gat, will blat back. Probably still fucked unless he's retard enough to let Allah guide his bullets instead of using sights.
My door has a peephole and I always answer my door armed
>>29799496
>>29799145
well said, anon
>>29799714
Mental illness is a bitch, huh?
>>29799096
>Grab my 20mm Anzio home defense rifle.
>Aim at his chest with my BSA red dot sight that I got by trading a half eaten hotdog and a hipoint.
>Shot the motherfucker.
>Miss by a couple of foot but the shockwave was enough to rip his arm and kill him due to blood loss.
>Kill the dog of my neighbor cousin in that lives 9 streets away from me.
>EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Wait for Leperanon to give me a sign so we can retake the holy land.
Wait for Leperanon to give me a sign so we can start a new crusade and retake the holy land.
>>29799096
Like I'd open the door for an obvious muslim. Fuck that cult, and anyone who defends it.
>>29799096
Joke's on you, pigfucker. I'm single!
>>29799154
> shitting outside of designated streets
That's a paddlin'.
>>29799149
> defending yourself properly includes profaning the corpse
I bet you're one of those faggots who plays CoD and "teabags" dead enemies with the crouch button.
>>29799096
I write a strongly worded letter to my governmental representative politely asking them to defend the borders of my country.
I'm sure that will work.
>>29799145
You took the bait son
>>29799096
Abu hajaar! I'm fucking Persian and will kick your ass faster than a back blast with my glock vest
>>29808815
>ABU HADJAAAR WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
That video is gold.
>>29799742
>no coaster
Absolutely degenerate
>>29799096
who opens their front door without checking the peephole?
>>29799096
>live on the 18th floor in an apartment complex in South Korea
If nobody has even tried to stop him yet, I'm pretty sure it's a government agent coming to take me out or something.
>>29809513
Shouldn't you be playing Starcraft?
No problems here, except it's cold in Dearborn right now so ask him not to leave the door open for long. I'm a Muslim. Gangbang my wife to create more supreme Arabs then answer the call to prayer. Inshallah my umma will rise
>>29799096
How can Allah be real if our eyes are not?
Then I get shot because I'm an apostate.
>>29799096
Wait a minute... I HAVE THOSE?! Why does nobody tell me these things? I'm sorry Habeeb but could you come back another time, I have to find them first apparently.
>>29801568
>"If you kill me I win :^)"
>He kills me
>I win
jokes on you hadji, for i will drag you together with you false prophet to hell :DDD
>hugs hadji
>whisper to his ear "ave maria"
>pulls pin of mkII grenade
hadji screams in fear as i gave him a blowjob.
>>29799096
ASALAAM ALEIKUM HABBIBI! IT IS TIME FOR THE JIHAD! THE KUFFAR WILL LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO BELIEVE IN THE CAUSE! BISMILLAH ALLAHU AKBAR!
And then I go kill the infidels with my new friend.
إخوانه ايم لها بارد أيضا إرهابي ، أعني مسلما
>>29799096
>Implying I would answer the door in the first place
There are two types of people that knock on your door unexpectedly, people you don't know and people you don't know trying to sell things.
>>29799780
True but you must be white, they hate niggers and arabs.
>inb4 somebody post those 2 pics of polish chicks with negros.
>>29799801
>he's instantly stun locked due to seeing my erection
>scream "blood for the blood god" and begin firing from the hip
>miss half my shots hoping to kill the neighbors across the street "accidentally"
>don't even close the front door, maybe my roomies noisy ass dog will run away and I'll be truly victorious
>shove a 10 round mag into my gun so I can tell the cops that yes I did reload 3 times with my bullet button in 5 seconds cause I love California gun laws
I smiled.
>>29799096
If he is Abu Hajaar I would just walk up to him and grab the gun out of his hands while he shoots everywhere around me
>>29799096
>wife
>girlfriend
>kids
lol, unless dis guy is about to violate my 6"2' Lithuanian roommate, id say ill be fine
>>29799113
10/10
>>29799818
nah man. not even that guy, but you gotta do you. if you gotta desecrate a mooslim body, go for it. but you gotta be ready for the consequences.
>>29799096
I'm white so this is my fetish
>>29799096
I don't open the door to strangers unless I have a pistol in hand.
SOOOOOoooooo,
>How do I react?
I tell them to fuck off and slam the door and quickly lock the deadbolt. If they start shooting the door then who cares, I'll shoot my door too! It's MINE to shoot!
>>29799096
>implying he would get past my motion-triggered cannons full of pig blood and cum
what kind of fucking casual do you think I am?
>>29799096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRJ7eCiWY7M
POP POP of Stainless Steel
Why the FUCK would you open the door if you're not expecting company?
>>29799149
Why not make a muzzle loader out of black iron pipe and use matches and fish weights for propellant and buckshot?
Are you gay or something?
>>29799748
what are you doing?
>>29799096
heh... you don't scare me, kusojijii!
>>29799096
As-Salaam-Alaikum brother, can i offer you some water?
Jokes on him. I shoot anyone that comes to my door past 10. Dead Muslim.
