Okay, /k/, let's figure this one out.
There are some kids who live nextdoor to me, currently sitting on their porch taking selfies with a handgun. Now, I THINK it's a BB gun, but I'm not sure.
And even if it is a BB gun, I hate these little niggers enough to call the cops and possibly have them shot and killed by an excitable officer of the law.
What should I do, /k/?
that pic is bothering me, stop it.
What is happening in that pic
Also stop being a porch monkey and mind your own business.
That picture is disgusting
>>29722531
Call them, I would be very concerned too. It's for the good of the community. But be aware they could arrest you for being hysterical and become range buddies with the kids.
>>29722531
Anonymous tip
>>29722568
>children walking around with weapons less than 10 yards from my front door
yeah, mind your own business
>>29722531
Call the police.
>>29722550
>>29722568
>>29722570
Some mineral with one side polished up. It looks nice.
>>29722531
Exactly what basis is this for calling the cops? Just ask if it is a BB gun ffs
>>29722596
Black kids walking around with a weapon, whether it's a BB gun or not, seems like a pretty good reason to call the cops.
>>29722596
>asking a child with a weapon what sort of weapon it is
genius
>>29722550
>>29722568
>>29722570
>>29722592
Relax, it's automotive paint. A simple reverse image search will explain it all.
>>29722550>>29722550
>>29722570
>>29722592
That pic is not a meat cake, it's layers of paint that builds up on the walls of a spray booth over long periods of time without being cleaned off. Industrial painter here
>>29722531
They should really use a camera instead.
>>29722573
>They could arrest you for being hysterical
>"Hey officer i think some underaged children are playing with a handgun outside, could you please check?"
Yep, hysterical.
>>29722623
Quit shitposting and go scrape the booth
>>29722531
Get up on the roof and snipe them. Claim self defense as they were pointing a gun in your direction.
In many locations such behavior is considered brandishing and is illegal. Call your local non-emergency policy number.
kinda makes you wonder why we even have a police force, considering they never help you when you need it. by the time you call the police and get someone out to your house, OP, the kids will probably be gone
>>29722633
Came here to post this. Good job anon, pistols do not make good selfie takers
>>29722591
>kids with BB gun
>should I get them killed, /k/?
Yep real Fallujah situation ya got there guy. STAND YOUR GROUND
>>29722531
Do it and record it for maximum keks
>>29722671
These kids also steal my mail and bump shitty music all day and night, in addition to fouling up my air with their cheap weed smoke.
Good riddance.
I'll keep you up to date, /k/.
>>29722666
But full house, that was not anon, that was a tripfag.
>>29722531
I'd literally kick the kid in the face and take the gun. It's a child.
>>29722637
Lol, that joke went so far over your head I don't think you'll ever get what he was referencing.
>>29722702
>doesn't smoke weed
Get off 4chan before I smoke weed with those kids and beat you like you bitch you are.
>PS. Read your mail and your life sucks.
>>29722573
I get the joke.
>>29722637
You do not.
>>29722711
it's just not a very good joke
>>29722703
I guess i just assumed it was anon since it wasn't full of spaghetti. My bad
>>29722531
go in to your backyard and start shooting in the air.
>>29722633
Underrated posts. It sent my sides to the moon.
>>29722757
Not who you're replying to, but I thought it was funny. I can see how it would be hard to find it funny after it went so incredibly far above your head.
>>29722785
it's so cute when tripfags attempt to draw attention to their posts
>>29722752
I don't get it. Maybe I'm too young.
>>29722791
making a joke with a reference someone else doesn't know doesn't make a joke "over your head", it's literally just a reference to something that happened... not that complicated, dude
>>29722803
I'm not Dr Faget.
That post was amazing. It made me forget my chronic pain.
>>29722531
Call the police. Don't listen to these cock suckers.
Be a crime fighter and put these bastards away.
If they feel comfortable enough to display guns and take pictures in public. They will be brave enough to try and come into your home.
I'm amazed /k/ is so eager to scrap gun laws, but it also suggests you to call the police over a menial gun matter.
Way to go /k/! Show 'em no-gunz the door once for all!
>>29722531
are they really shitty neighbors?
go right ahead and leave a tip to your local non-emergency line
>>29722735
And here I thought we chased off all the weed shitposters.
>>29722850
>are they really shitty neighbors?
Yes. Well, they were. The cops just left with two of their kids in the backseat, the third is handcuffed and sitting on the sidewalk, answering some questions I can't make out from my office.
C'est la vie, niggers.
>>29722877
Hmm well they must have done something wrong then.
>>29722877
Pics or you are a lying double nigger
>>29722765
She has better trigger discipline than him
>>29722531
mind your own fucking business you prick.
are they hurting anyone? no.
are they threatening anyone? no
You can influence them to not grow up to be niggers by not teaching them that whitey calls the cops whenever they do normal shit. fuck off and die ina fire faggot.
>>29722882
Being black in a white mans world
Oh, and felony assault
>>29722886
Trying to avoid giving my position away, just in case they get out early for good behavior.
But you can plainly see the kid kneeling there in that parking space, looking pretty regretful.
Lesson learned, I hope.
>>29722939
Take another picture you fucking nigger, we can't see shit.
dont listen to all these liberal cucks OP, you did good putting some niglets behind bars.
>>29722765
damn i'd wife her, a real ride or die bitch right there
>>29723019
>people talling him to not tell Daddy Law because he was so scurred of what for as far as he knew was a legal gun are liberal cucks
>>29723059
>niggers
>legal guns
kek
>>29722531
Call the police of course
>>29723078
Gun grabber plz.
>>29722633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrkEH4ZqCgg
>>29723107
hey genius
>kids
>handgun
not legal. if they dindu nuffin why were they arrested? lol
>>29723146
You can own handguns at 18, buy from an FFL at 21.
And who knows, maybe anon is a Californian where cops would love to arrest gun owners.
>>29723169
I'm in the midwest and the kids are still in high school, but i don't think any of them are even old enough to drive. Although they do routinely steal their mother's car to go get fast food or to pick up their adolescent girlfriends.
I'm shocked and disappointed that they weren't shot, to be honest. But at least they got carted off by the law.
>>29723211
>wanting children to get shot
get help anon, you're not a well man.
P-please officer, I'm s-scared
>>29722757
It was a great joke. It's okay to be new.
>>29722531
Simmer down, faggot. It's airsoft/BB. If it isn't, let Darwin sort them out.
>>29723169
>>29723146
You can own handguns at any age.
>>29723211
My state allows learners' permits at age 16.
>>29723228
You seem to be under the mistaken impression that niggers are people.
>>29722804
give this man an underaged ban, plz.
>>29722939
the gas is gone from your windows. you need to replace them.
>>29723322
I remember when posting about niggers was an enjoyable joke we could all laugh at, and not spammed relentlessly by underage /pol/sters.
guess those days are gone, now
>>29722531
you sound like a yellow bellied pussy liberal
if guns scare you so much go cry into your boyfriends thighs and git the fuck of /k/
>>29722531
go back to /pol/, faggot
you're the same type of mouthbreather that calls the cops on people who carry their rifles from their car trunks to the house
>>29722550
>>29722568
>>29722570
>these stones, called Fordite or Detroit Agate, are actually paint deposits from old car paintings racks.
>>29722550
I know, it's horrible.
>>29722531
I worked in a powder coating shop for a while they had that kind of shit everywhere, you could pull chunks of it off the floor and it was pretty malleable too, like very tough, thick clay.
once in the oven though it'd turn rock solid.
>>29722531
Nosy ass fucking neighbors.
whatya gonna call the police for a kid with a BB gun? huh? Yeah get the neighborhood kid killed for being a kid
You people make me fuckin sick mind your own damn business. He can play with guns all he fuckin wants its not your responsibility.
If my neighbors called the cops for cleaning my rifles which I like to do outside, Id be fucking pissed.
Lets assume its a bb gun dumbass, kids like playing with cap guns and bb guns. Not your job unless you hear gunshots.
>>29722633
You sir owe me a new pair of sides
>>29724300
What about if your neighbors call the cops becuase your legally shooting weapons on your land and then the cops proceeds to ask you to stop shooting case the neighbors wife is "sick"
Would you stop or continue?
>>29722637
Newest of faggors detected. Lurk more cumstain
>>29722765
>implying op isn't a massive faggot
>implying op is hasfuns
Stop! I can only take so much
>>29724300
>You people make me fuckin sick
Oh no, a random jackass on the internet feels sick.
>>29722939
You have the hands of a true faggot
>>29723228
>nigglets
>human children.
Choose one and only one
>>29724338
It doesnt matter how it makes me feel because its not my business.
Mind your own business on your own fucking property. Nobody cares if something makes you uncomfortable or sick.
Goes both ways with fudds and liberals.
>>29724364
nice one
>>29724300
mind your own business
>all these people ITT who clearly have no experience with niggers
You did the right thing, OP.
>>29724406
I do mind my own business and you should too.
OP asked us so I answered.
If your life is so boring that you have turned into the grumpy old man across the street who calls the cops (and gets you killed) for playing airsoft or shooting your pellet gun you seriously need to consider suicide.
>>29724364
The only jackass is the ones who don't understand the concept of minding their own business. World would be a better place if people didnt feel the need to be responsible got everyone else.
>>29724465
if its in public it is your business,this thread is public ,the parking lot is public it's his business.
>>29724461
I have black kids across my street who regularly play airsoft.
I am not about to go call the police and get them potentially killed or arrested for being
a) Black
b) Children
If you do this to others don't freak out when they do it to you. When someone sees you cleaning a rifle or shotgun and calls the cops because they felt threatened.
>>29722765
>mmmm, lead styphnate
>>29724483
what a brave new world we live in
a bunch of busybodies
how about you let kids be kids? Or should they be sheltered inside all day away from terrified neighbors with nothing better to do.
when i see kids in my neighborhood actually going outside and being children it makes me feel good inside. Im so sorry you didnt have that as a kid.
>>29724484
the difference there kike is that the children cannot legally possess weapons and were handling them carelessly in a public place, if i'm cleaning my shotgun or handling it in a parking lot i would expect someone to call the cops.
>>29724500
kids handling pistols in an urban parking lot isnt being "kids"
>>29722568
Most likely paint build up from a detroit plant. people take the old paint build up from when they still used lacquer based paints and make jewelry and shit from it.
>>29722711
The fuck did I miss?
>>29724500
fucking around as a kid =/ playing with a handgun
honestly OP;
>put on surplus shit, cammies and gas mask
>grab rifle
>go over to them via woods
>tell them you are spetsnaz operating in the area and that they are in violation of some bullshit law code you come up with
>freak them out for life
>go back inside
>take shit off
>kek
>>29724516
Its an airsoft gun you scared bored little man. Kids with airsoft and BB guns are fine. Lol what the fuck country do you live in?
>>29724527
>pistols
Kids can play with airguns and bb guns all they want. but thats okay we should probably call the police in case we feel threatend that children are shooting eachother with pellets.
>>29724542
If it was a handgun they wouldnt be outside playing with it and you would hear gunshots.
What the fuck twilight zone world do you all live in. Guess we should call the police in case that airsoft gun is actually a real life assault machinegun.
Where is there any clue or hint that this is a real gun....
>>29722735
DUDE WEED BRO LOL 4 AND 20 BLAAAZe IT XDDDD
>15 year old detected
Jesus, you people must be absolutely no craic at all.
>>29724516
>not confidant enough to handle a firearm in public
pls go
>>29724573
10/10 post
We Fordite now?
>>29725239
>>29725252
>>29725268
>>29725289
>>29725289
WHERE THE FUCK'S FORDITE3
>>29722633
kek
>>29725305
>>29725316
I use these as my rotating desktop background, 3 kinda sucks but since you asked
>>29725322
>>29725354
>>29725370
All done. I like to point out that in Fordite1 of you look carefully, you can see the flayed man sigil of House Bolton
>>29725335
Do you masturbate to it?
>>29724484
First of all, OP said the "kids" brandishing a handgun were teenagers.
Second, there's a difference between playing airshit and playing with what is in all likelihood a real firearm. If they had used that gun (real or fake) to mug someone later that day, and OP hadn't called the cops, he'd feel pretty shitty about it.
Also, let's not forget that two of the kids got arrested, which pretty much proves it was a real gun in the end.
>op calls cops
>cops do nothing
>incoherent soccer mom rage
>gets pepper sprayed
>cop and nigglet now range buddies
thats how these stories go, right?
>>29722611
A liberal would say the same thing about open carriers
>>29725390
Nope, I'm a /k/omrade and not an aut/o/ist
>>29722531
if you call the cops you have become the soccer mom.
>>29724553
OP described them in a parking lot taking selfies with a fucking gun. Taking selfies with an airsoft gun sounds stupid as fuck, so there is a very high chance that the pistol is a real weapon.
Besides that point, it sounds like they only had 1 pistol. You can't really play airsoft with only one pistol.
If I saw a group of teenagers posing with a single gun and taking pictures I would've called the cops too. Who knows what the fuck they're doing or could be planning to do with that thing. You know how retarded petty criminals are, they'd take pictures of them with all their cash and guns and shit- perfect for evidence in court.
>>29725618
>Taking selfies with an airsoft gun sounds stupid as fuck
have you met teenagers?
literally all of them are retarded.
Benjamin Franklin put the phrase "Mind Your Business" on the first US penny. Busybodies like you are un-goddamn-American.
>>29724553
>doesn't realize that pellet guns and the .177 metal bb guns don't have the orange tip to identify that it's a toy
It's like you fucks don't realize that a lot of airsoft, bb, and pellet guns don't have the orange tip....
>>29725798
That's why it's illegal to remove the orange tip on airport guns, pellet guns are not firearms but can still be dangerous.
>>29725870
Its not illegal to remove the orange tip. It's illegal to sell one without an orange tip.
>>29725870
It's not illegal... Did you forget the incident where that officer shot that 12 y/o because he pulled a airsoft with the orange tip removed on him as he approached?
>>29725870
Pellet guns are more dangerous then airsoft, we use them to shoot and kill rabbits, squirrels, and small game...
>>29722888
Not as much muzzle discipline tho
>>29722874
No more than the faggots that brag about smoking cigars and drinking vodka.
>>29724516
>children cannot legally possess weapons
This faggot didn't keep a gun in his car when he turned 16
I hope you get arrested you fuckin scuzzbag
>>29722531
Why did they dip a piece of meat
>>29723263
You must be underage. You cannot own handguns at any age in every state.
Also learners permit is for learning, not driving on your own.
>>29722592
>mineral
wew lad, pick up a book.
>>29724749
I'm 30. A Infantry vet of both Iraq and Afghanistan.
I smoke weed occasionally to stay calm plus I stopped drinking.
>I'm 15 lol weed bro
Grade A Projections Grandpa.
>>29722735
>weed smoker
Fucking deadbeat
>>29725409
Open carriers are not responsible for 40-45% of all murders in the US, something liberals like to ignore because it is black on black crime.
>>29729598
Black kids with BB guns aren't responsible for 40-45% of murders in the U.S. either, so shut the fuck up and mind your own fucking business.
>>29729613
>just a BB gun, I swear
Being an apologist is not helping that murder rate.
>>29724500
People minding other people's business is what happens when there's too many damn people in this world and a holier-than-thou culture.
It's not limited to liberals either.
Sucks anon, I wish other people would mind their own business too.
>>29722531
OP my brothers and I played with pellet guns on the streets all through childhood. We also shot random shit with them. No one died, no one got pissed, and no one gave it a second thought. Now we're better off than you will ever be, and that's because no idiot busybody with nothing better to do and a soccermom attitude called the cops on them.
If your life is really so pathetic that you feel the need to concern yourself with this, maybe you should seek help.
>>29725662
Didn't know, thanks for that tip anon
>>29722531
>taking selfies with a handgun
let em eat lead lol
>>29722671
You obviously don't live around niggers.
>>29722848
We believe in gun ownership for *law-abiding* citizens -- what part of "little niggers" did you not understand?
>>29728370
>"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me..."
>>29729613
Give them a couple more years. It's better to get them now before they reproduce.
>>29729663
>People minding other people's business
>other people's
He thinks they're people.
