You hear your front door crash open in the middle of the night. There are now 3 melanin-enhanced homo sapiens in your house. You roll out of bed and grab the weapon next to your bedroom door, which is the first result after opening up Gunbroker.
How fucked are you?
Mossberg 500 ATP
Is /k/ just not going to defend they're abode?
>>29699142
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=554485619
>>29699142
First result for my weapon search.
>Tristar 411D Side x Side 12ga
Yee
>>29699675
Jeez do you have to kill the neighbors too?
Talk about overpenetration
>today's my birthday and I'm about to stick it to my qt azn gf :^)
>>29699738
What kinda loadout would you use?
Easy. All you need is a child support payment order, a job application, and paternity test results. They'll scatter like roaches.
>>29699142
.45-70 government lever action.
Feeling holy
>>29699142
TIME FOR REAL FUCKIN NATO
>>29699142
Nogs are going to have a bad fucking day
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=553951454
>>29703270
Don't forget a pair of work boots.
an original spas-12.
I'm fucking ready.
>Gestapo medallion
Fuck yes.
>>29699142
I tell my cousins to keep it down I gotta get up early to see my PO.
no worries
>inb4 squishy
Time to get shankin
4 knives for 3 people
>>29699142
I keep an M-4 by my bed, a shotgun loaded with 00 buck above my bed, and a .45 nearby as well. I think I'll be alright.
>>29704085
>>29704123
woah
Benelli 12GA
I'll be okay
>>29700827
>Today's his birthday and I'm about to stick it to his qt azn gf too :^p
Illegal in my country
I might be deaf when its all said and done but at least I wont have to hear that fucking jungle boogie drum banging nigger shit every friday.
well fuck
>>29705015
You're supposed to say happy birthday, asshat.
I got a blaser rifle :^(
>transferable MP40
Welp, looks like we won't be having any untermensch in the neighborhood much longer.
>>29703852
Actually planning to buy this instead of Glock 21.
Is the "squishy" in regards to the squishy polymer grips that tends to lead to malfunction in magazine release?
>>29699142
Eh, it's fine, I guess.
Welcome to Normandy, motherfucker
They probably were coming to steal this beauty
>Colt Sauer Sporting Rifle 7mm Rem Mag w/ Leupold
RIP my fucking ears.
>>29703444
A man of good taste.
