Who would win a fair duel?
The entire US Army or a single Dark Sword User?
that weapon is not nearly as good as everyone says it is
>>29697130
wtf is this faggotry?
Weeb shit or some such?
>>29697130
Given that the duel be fair, I'd flip a coin.
>>29697226
Dark Souls 3, so i suppose you could say it's westaboo weebshit.
>>29697147
>says the anon who hasn't played a collective 3000 hours of dark souls and doesn't know that attack patter is better than every other attribute a weapon can hold.
Excuse me while I 'Tears of Denial + Stomp" gambit your dumb ass while you attempt your shitty dex/int builds
Better question: a Rapier using dexfag or every soldier who has ever lived all piloting tanks?
>Not EDCing a greatsword of artorias
>>29698256
>getting caught by fucking weapon arts
why are people this bad? Seriously, I should never land a longsword shield breaker on anyone, just fucking roll idiot.
>>29699092
>Artorias sword
>not getting Farron sword
>not sliding behind your enemy to slash them in the back
>not tipping your helmet visor
>wat r u, casul?
Everyone knows the longsword from DkS2 was the best
>tfw no more rapid 2-handed pokes of death
>>29699415
>Not front flipping into battle
Your shield can't help you if I'm above you
>>29699434
>shield
>with Farron sword
Your flips can't help you if I'm behind you by the time you land
>>29699125
>2 games later
>still using Zweihander
>stomp
>people roll in to attack, not thinking about boosted poise
>uppercut
>they enter orbit
>return to the planet with a thump
I laugh every fucking time
What biuld should I do?
Ima bout 5 play hours in, usually in dark souls 1&2 I would play strength biuld with pyro as the pyro spells didn't require a set int and faith to use.
I guess that changed now.
In 2 I would use a twin blade infused with poison and great sword. I would attack with poison twin blade and hopefully once they're poisoned switch to great sword. Had medium shield and pyro glove in left hand, with great combustion, forbidden flame, poison mist, and warmth.
Used manly great combustion and forbidden sun, I loved that they had the same activating motion as ide catch many ppl off gaurd at a distance thinking it was great combustion but was forbidden sun, especially effective when they tried to heal.
>>29699716
Build*
Oops
>>29699716
>magic
Disgusting
>>29699837
Pyro didnt used to need int and faith. Why not use it? The glove adds laughable weight.
>>29700152
"magic is for scrubs" is a /dsg/ meme
>>29697130
>A Rifle Company Meets 4 Unembered Individual.
>Company's Fire Support Calls in Artillery on target.
>Gets splattered by M155 Artillery Batteries.
>US Forces Wins, Flawless Victory.
I wish I could play Dark Souls 3 but my ex girlfriend smashed my tower... and my laptop (unsurprisingly) can't run DaS3 even on it's lowest settings windowed. Life fucking hurts man.
>>29700275
>my ex girlfiend smashed my tower and laptop
Did you smash her?
>>29697130
The US Army since it actually exists
>>29697130
Stick. Stick always wins.
>>29700313
>Did you smash her?
Sexually yes- physical harm wise, no. I did how-ever burn her "collection" of Gucci handbags and accessories though, which was in total around $7.5k worth of things. I'm glad I broke it off before it got any worse.
>>29700377
You did good.
Now here's the real question
The entire world populous
Or two estoc users
>>29700463
My money's on the Estoc users- so long as they can kill everyone before a patch is released.
what about Umbra?
>>29700377
I could never be with a woman you would break my shit.
My wife jokes around sometimes saying she'll sell my guns. I tell her have fun being a felon in jail and divorced.
Then one day she said she wanted to destroy my xbone and I said ide take all her makeup to the range and have fun before dropping papers.
I don't fuck around with that shit, while some one may call me materaliatic, it's just one of my principles as I would never destroy a woman's shit just cause I didn't get my way.
>>29700599
Who would brake my shit*
>>29700599
I'm the same way with my girlfriend, except we both talk about how we will kill each other in our sleep if we fuck with each others shit.
>>29700615
Your correction was still wrong...
>I did how-ever burn her "collection" of Gucci handbags and accessories though, which was in total around $7.5k worth of things
>handbags and accessories
>$7.5k worth
>>29700838
>mfw we live in a country where people can spend thousands of dollars on frivolous garbage that serves zero practical purpose
I don't know whether to feel pride or disgust
>>29700681
>I would never be with a woman who would break my shit
As a posed to
>with woman you would break my shit
TF are you talking about?
>>29700929
Srsly, when will slavshit die
>>29700981
>>29700625
For some reason I find that romantic.
>>29699504
>mfw the zwei doubles as a launch platform
>>29700949
Brakes go on cars, Anon
>>29697130
Sorry m8, estoc is bestoc. Git gud
>>29701309
Yes brakes do
Not break like I said
Anon, u had one job.
>>29698256
>best weapon
>not great club +15
>>29699125
You don't even know anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Yj_pCthek
>>29699432
The fire longsword will carry you through most of that game, same with demons souls.
>>29702143
I knew about that, they nerfed it like the day after US release
>>29700275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_i4HoYqLBI
Git gud
>>29701428
This
It's OP as hell and has even more broken hitboxes than the spears from DS2 but it's bestoc
>>29702421
>Fire Longsword in Demons Souls will carry you
You get that shit in 2-2 in the deepest lava cave, which is somewhat late-game so stop shitting me.
The darkmoon Falchion carries you through the entire game! I got to NG+ with it haha
>>29702421
>not infusing with lightning
Either way, the moveset is shit compared to 2
>>29697130
Is the dark sword user Unkindled or Chosen Undead? If so he comes back each time he dies until he wins
