R8 my new acquisition.
Recent acquisition thread.
>>29643116
>that foot
Oh Lord...
>>29643116
Oh anon.... When do they amputate?
>>29643116
Dear Jesus...
Umm...
>>29643116
Pretty great gun though. To be back on track. Great choice.
>>29643116
Kek.
Twinkies in moderation anon.
>>29643152
You are LITERALLY going to ignore the elephant in the room?!
>>29643116
What will you do when it falls onto the floor?
>>29643152
Thanks bud.
M&P 45 FDE with thumb safety. I like the texture of the grip versus my old 1911. Much easier to hold onto.
>>29643116
What the fuck op? did you sprain the fuck out of your foot or are you literally 500 pounds? Also nice gun.
>>29643171
I ordered a lanyard on Amazon. Should be here on Wednesday.
>>29643192
It's the camera angle.
>>29643176
I've got a shield and have considered getting a full size M&P 9 but I still may go with the glock for aftermarket and muh cheap mags.
>>29643116
For feet to get that fat you have to be REALLY fat. I've seen 300pound girls with small slim feet, same with guys. OP how large are you m8? On topic though, i fucking love M&Ps especially full size like yours, why you get brown though?
>>29643200
CAMERA ANGLE? op if you want to keep your feet you might want to try to lose some weight....
>>29643200
>lanyard
Good idea, that will help to get it with your grabbing stick.
>>29643116
You're a big guy
>>29643222
M&P grip angle is much better.
>>29643238
I just like the FDE.
>>29643252
4 U
you got that elephant man syndrome?
>>29643167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8hYj0ROMo4
>>29643116
Please consider self improvement before you die.
>>29643116
The fact that it has to say "capable of firing with magazine removed" shows how retarded people really are for a company to find the need to put that on a firearm.
>>29643261
I absolutely agree about all aspects of ergonomics and even aesthetics. But I am more utilitarian by nature
>>29643116
Kek
>>29643176
I'm guessing you use the medium grip because your hands are as fat as your foot and make the grip better. I'm assuming you're not a manlet too.
M&Ps are shit with medium grips but now I see why people use them.
>>29643116
put your footwear back on, security guard! god damn I always wondered why people would call claiming that a guard has no shoes on
Needed a top break, found a cheap Iver 8shot 22lr.
AK trigger pack and retaining plate showed up in the mail yesterday. Just need to find time to install it.
And for some reason my camera won't take pictures small enough to post.....wtf
>>29643702
kek
>>29643116
Since you have a thumb safety model, you should really look into soom of the trigger upgrades available. You can get a very light/short trigger and still have a safe carry gun.
>>29643577
Cute.
Who made your table and chair OP, dwarves? Seriously the craftsman craftsmanship must be astounding to support that weight.
>>29643116
But how does your finger fit in the trigger guard.
>>29643200
>It's the camera angle.
Camera angle doesn't cause fat toes.
Well I'm not gonna pretend it's anything spectacular this ATI 1911 has broken my nogunz affliction
[spoiler]I keep that gun's living conditions far better than my own[/spoiler]
>>29643577
I think my dad has an old rusty one in his garage. Last I knew it didn't fire, the hammer wouldn't even strike the cases.
>>29643116
7/10. How's that massive slide and barrel treating you? Also not the biggest fan of FDE. Still a fine weapon though.
>>29643577
4/10
>>29643649
Managed to find a way to shrink it.
Just got this optic this week.
>>29643171
>What will you do when it falls onto the floor?
Order a new one, because that one might as well be fucking gone.
>>29643936
This is now a feet and gunst
thread
Nice ATI brosef.
>>29644083
Oh man those speakers remind me of the first computer i bought.
>>29643936
Damn man sweep your fucking floor and get rid of your great grandfathers desk.
>>29643200
Fat people are fucking hilarious.
I still can't stop laughing!
>>29643251
10/10
Fucking Burned
>>29643116
>>29644191
>OP, but actual OP far less awesome
>>29643936
>>29644083
Funniest shit I've seen in a long time 5 star posts.
Enjoy your 4chan gold.
>>29643116
>>29643936
>>29644083
Thanks guise.
I giggled a bit.
MORE FEET AND PEW PEW PEW
I got a free Sig P938 about a week ago and I love the thing. I'd post pics but I'm stuck in a laundromat because my roommate's cat shit on my bed.
9mm P226
>>29644460
I see what you got hiding behind your monitor and I will not be out done.
>>29643936
That keyboard is icky.
>>29644672
How do you hold all three at the same time?
By the way, nice mouse.
>>29644056
>vepr
He fell for it guys.
>>29644822
The 1911 goes in my urethra
>>29644460
The second I looked at your foot I thought you were a measly little virgin. The anime confirmed it.
>>29645042
Probably a girl. That's one tiny foot. There is Sailor Moon weeb shit and a wedding post card both in the picture too.
>>29645042
Post your foot and gun faggot
>>29643130
>that foot
>Oh Lard...
FTFY
>>29645082
More likely a tranny pretending to be a woman on the Internet to score some attention.
>>29643344
>M&Ps are shit with medium grips
Man, people really will argue about anything on here. Ever consider making a replica of your hand and sending it off to manufacturers for reference so they can skip replacement panels altogether?
>>29645084
Not really in a position to take pictures but I carry a P99 and take size 10 shoes. My feet are not hairless and nothing I own or associate with is in any way related to anime.
>>29645082
>Grills on the internet
>>29643116
There's some sort of flyer to the left of OPs gun that says something pizza dot com. Any ideas? I think that's pretty fitting considering OPs edematous foot.
I'm pretty sure the OP is the same girl in the open carry at Applebee's thread
>>29645082
If there's one thing I've learned on /k/, it's that a lot of gun owners dress up as women. Like. A lot. Traps they call 'emselves, they do.
>>29646125
No it's just the ones that do won't shut the hell up about it.
>>29643116
Seriously, OP, you have severe peripheral edema and should see a doctor ASAP. If you let it go too far you will loose limbs and will have severe nerve damage. It's not too late, lean protein and fresh fruits and veg and drink nothing but water. You can do it, and it's worth it.
>>29646125
>>29643116
Them's some 'beetus feet if I've ever seen 'em.
>>29643251
What if he drops the grabbin stick?
OP did you order a lanyard for your grabbin stick?
>>29643936
That fucking piss bottle
>/k/ takes the bait
What a surprise, no wonder they call /k/ the easiest board to troll. Do you fuckers not see how obvious it is? Why would OP keep their foot in the picture if not for the sole purpose of eliciting a response???? I doubt OP even took this fucking picture. God damn, /k/ really thinks they're one of the smartest boards but they prove themselves wrong time and time again.
>>29645176
>>29646830
Maybe we take the bait because we enjoy it?
I was bitching about needing more mags at work today. Rick overhears, walks away. I'm dealing with customers, comes back and slaps three mags down on the counter.
"This what you need?"
>"Yeah that'd do... what do you want for em?"
"Take em, I've a few hundred."
Rick, now Rick's an old retired customs agent who used to work narco.
Start to piece shit together.
>Mags all say Colt, all have government markings.
>Dude did his shit in the 70's
>Miami
>Drugs
Oh, well then, these were used to shoot at drug runners Miami vice style in the 70's, all fucking righty then.
Haven't even been able to take it to the range yet.
>>29643200
>lanyard
my fucking sides.
>>29646836
what realm
>>29646862
You have been blessed, my son.
>>29646918
Burning Legion. I just reactivated my account yesterday after over 2 years of not playing. The place is pretty dead. Or maybe they're all in the WoD area.
>>29646946
>I just reactivated my account
Ever been tired, Red?
>>29646933
You've no idea, the stories and pictures he's shown me. Dude married a playboy bunny for fuck's sake. I love my job.
>>29646836
>Still plays WoW
Damn, yo. Move on already.
>>29647088
Who is Dirty Bobby?
>>29643116
Nice. Good choice, getting a M&P.
>>29646977
I'm afraid I don't get the reference.
>>29647155
Transistor.
>>29643200
You should order some fucking lipo suction.
>>29647128
I'm a stand up comedian, I have a day job too but I do it mostly for fun.. that's my stage name. You can see part of my setlist hung up on the wall
>>29647155
It's a line from daredevil. Basically I've been through hell and I'm tired of all the bullshit. I feel the same way about WoW every time I think about reupping my scrip.
>>29647180
youtube links or gtfo
>>29644460
Something is very, very wrong with that foot
>>29647191
Switch to FFXIV already.
>>29647212
Unfortunately other than a ton of open mics I've only done 2 shows, so there's not too many videos floating around. The most I've performed in front of is 200 or so people and it was fucking awesome
>>29643200
>camera angle
I have been laughing solid for 4 minutes. You disgusting fat pile of obese shit
>>29643296
Many guns are not for compliance issues. That it why it was specified you fucking retard
>>29647180
So are you better or worse than Big John?
>>29647446
"BUDS FEDERAL BUDS FEDERAL BUDS BUDS"
I love the guy but he does take it a bit overboard
>>29643116
>reverse search
>imgr
>guard shit
nice one OP http://imgur.com/FbjUOd7
>>29647488
>implying 4chan is the only place you can post images
>>29643296
>The fact that it has to say "capable of firing with magazine removed" shows how retarded people really are for a company to find the need to put that on a firearm.
kek. no. its because its primarily a leo gun and departments that were/are transitioning over from s&w 3rd gen guns that had a magazine safety. a lot of leo guns had that feature. i know everyone on here WOW SO STUPID KEK MAGAZINE SAFETY THATS RETARDED, but the point of it was so if you were wrangling over your gun with a perp u can just drop the mag and its useless.
actually, a coworker of my dads was in that exact situation and dropped the mag out of his s&w 3rd gen and let the guy have the gun, and then proceeded to bash the fuck out of him.
>>29647770
Wow magazine safety actually kinda makes sense in that scenario.
new rule, unless you're a chick, please stop posting your feet
>>29647331
If he didn't want the attention he wouldn't have posted his foot.
>>29643116
I'm a fat fuck but Jesus how big is that pork monster too have just a foot that fat? The other foot not in the picture because it rotted off from diabetes free willy?
>>29647176
With the gun he bought he can't afford it.
>>29646852
Bait or not I'm entertained by the direction this thread went in.
>>29647088
HELLO FELLOW HUMANS
>>29649671
I wouldn't worry about it.
good morning /k/omrads
>>29649699
>>29649671
Best feets so far
lemme suck yo toes mang
>>29643116
You need to acquire some damn weight loss.
>>29647868
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>29649736
Now show us that that sweet lil boipuss
>>29643577
Stupid caliber, stupid action, but I love how it looks.
6/10
>>29649736
Not seeing a gun.
>>29649758
>22lr stupid
>top break stupid
Shit taste/10
>>29649745
For how much I love boypussy, I pretty sure it's a real gurl: http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/5739309/Tracy-feet
>>29643116
; )
>>29643116
1/10 they could have given you a skinnier prosthetic
>>29647287
Good job. Live your fucking dream my friend.
>>29647088
Nice star wars collectors cup. Also the theme of this thread seems to be feet and budget 1911s
>>29647484
>no foot in pic
Get the Fuck out of this thread
>>29649736
NO GUNZ GTFO
>>29643116
how can you get so fat that even your toes are fat
>>29649806
Do like.
>>29643936
I can tell you smoke weed because the bottom of your lighter is burnt.
Also your feet disgust me.
>>29650072
That's peripheral edema not fat. Feet aren't a huge fat deposition area. He's got either bad lymph flow (lymphedema), heart failure, liver failure, very high salt diet, high blood pressure, previous knee surgery, list goes on.
>>29646830
Nofunz and nogunz.
Relax it's just a prank bro.
>>29650097
It's not the fucking charred resin all over the place?
>>29649671
Those guns are cheap and fun.
>>29643577
Nice. I so want an Iver or Sportsman.
They go for stupid money on gb, though, and I'll never find one local.
>>29650097
Lols that's totally true about bud smokers
>>29645453
>edematous
Fellow nursebro?
>>29643116
I never suspected that the Michelin Man was armed, I thought he was just about tires. Huh.
>seriously though - OP, get /fit/. Death may be some abstract idea to you, but you are definitely gunning for an early grave. A very, very large grave.
>>29643116
I always wondered what the Michelin man's foot looked like. Now I know.
>>29643116
http://imgur.com/FbjUOd7
>>29643936
Hey! I have that same Buddha!
>>29649671
Mfw wanna kiss those little feets desu
>>29643116
FNH FNS-9C
Finally got to take it to the range this weekend, handled like a dream. What do you think /k/? She's a sexy little pistol.
>>29650157
Docfag
>>29650773
I think you failed to post a foot therefore Fuck you very much
>>29646830
Op bulked and went superfat mode just to troll /k/. Got us good tho.
>>29646890
Better get new sleeves for your batteries anon. Hate to have your face blown up by your vape mod.
>>29650773
I like it.. and I don't care about your feet
>>29643116
because i care
>>29643116
45 bucks
>Not having cozy socks.
>>29649671
Daaaawwww
>>29643116
The gun or the Type II Diabetes?
Am I doing it right?
>>29647180
Unfunny and unfuckabke, dime to a donut ya fatass.
diabeetus
>>29643116
That's a funny looking glock
I guess this is a thing now
>>29649671
>>29643200
> camera angle
Yeah, I hear google earth adds 300 pounds
>>29643792
I plan on cutting off the trigger guard
>select all of the food
>>29656865
ur not OP.
>>29643577
this guys foot looks weird
>>29643200
I can't stop laughing
>>29643116
OMG it's the Stay Puft marshmallow man!
>>29643116
Lose some weight.
>>29653091
socks dont fit on op
>>29658769
>/rip
>>29643116
you can live without fast food or sugar foods. Please try it.
Try some meals without meat at all so you can lower your calorie intake but feel full.
God people you should not be eating fast food at all. Ever.
>>29647224
same shit different game.
>>29659213
Yeah, but it doesn't waste your time like WoW does, and it's a lot more fun to play.
>>29647484
how do they clean up all the shell casing from grass lawn? I'd love to know so I can setup my own range.
![20160418_230656[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Cz3LEHT.jpg "20160418_230656[1].jpg")
>>29643116
op I am 270 pounds and this is my foot, how much do you fucking weigh?
>>29643116
-5/10
>>29643936
3/10
>>29644083
4/10
>>29644460
8/10
>>29644672
4/10
>>29645176
3/10
>>29646836
comfy/10
>>29646862
5/10
>>29646890
2/10
>>29647088
1/10
>>29649671
daaaw/10
>>29649699
5/10
>>29649793
9/10
>>29649806
8/10
>>29650156
6/10
>>29653091
3/10
>>29656819
2/10
>>29659256
2/10
Disgusting feet general.
>>29659287
I dont give a damn, my foot is scarred anyways.
>feet and guns
Awesome /k/
Will i know its you, ya barstad
>>29659310
fucking will.
>>29659256
Hammer toes?
>>29659365
Nice glock, what type?
I had ingrown toe nails, had to be removed twice, because the first doctor fucked up.
>>29659384
Glock 20 SF
Muh stoppin powah
I fell for the /k/ meme, but it's enjoyable enough
>>29659409
I got a glock 23, I fell for a different meme.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Number_23
>>29659365
do you cut up your socks with those talons?
>>29643116
Jesus. I weigh 300 and my feet dont look like beetus feet.
>>29659426
Ah, into explosives I see.
>>29659430
Not as much as you would think Smartwool stronk.
>>29659287
But some of those Anons are wearing socks.
>posting your feet on 4chan
I made that mistake once on /int/ until some Russian guy posted pictures of himself tickling them
ITT
>>29659556
>implying that's a bad thing.
>>29659582
Oh Jesus, I had a mighty giggle. Thank you
>>29659582
5 star post nigga.
Am I doing this right?
>>29662480
Show dick
>>29659582
10 star post nigga
>>29659582
fuckin saved.
>>29662480
boipussy pls
>>29643200
>It's the camera angle.
>>29659582
You're doing the /k/ube's work, anon.
Can I play?
>>29664213
>>29664227
>being this new
It's not even summer yet.
>>29643147
we ain't got none that's bigger!
Should I get a glock 19 or a fns 9?
>>29664283
1911
>>29664283
yes
R8 my build m8s first ar.
>>29665039
looks like dog shit.
You couldn't be bothered to color match anything or post your feet.
>>29665039
No foot
leave REEEEEEEEE
>>29665039
shit/10
>>29665039
Looks good. How much use has it seen so far?
What's coming up next for it?
>>29643116
Just picked this baby up from the gun store.
>>29664031
Just picked up my Pre B CZ 75. It's in great condition and has no import marks.
>>29643116
Fresh out of my boots, nice and smelly~
>>29643936
Goddamn at least fatty cleans his area.
>>29666022
Trim your toenails square, don't round them or you'll get ingrown nails
>>29666102
I'm already dealing with that issue. I've had to cut the ingrown bits out myself, hence the curve. I just cut down the nail and pull till the nail tears out.
Just got her :3c
>>29665450
Is that a modded daisy?
>>29643116
I wanna join in the foot fetish thread!
>>29643116
Did you put on 300 pounds just to lay down some epic bait?
>>29659287
You're rating scale is flawed. You gave the highest score to the only one without a gun you dumbfuck.
>>29668136
Why do you homos own this shit?
>>29643116
How do I know you are a fat fuck? Because you have no taste.
>>29668495
Because we like to feel kawaii anon!
>>29668495
why do you own shit?
>>29643116
WHAR MUSLIM BRO? WHAAARRRRRRRR
![WP_20160419_22_03_34_Rich[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CH4TkkQ.jpg "WP_20160419_22_03_34_Rich[1].jpg")
>>29668928
>So many plebe rigs
>>29669077
what game
>>29668625
if you've got a fine booty then im done
>>29669077
holy fuck you have such a high arch anon
>>29669109
Final Fantasy 14.
Just got it in this evening.
>>29669134
Yup, weird feet. 9 extra wide with a high arch.
>>29665450
that scared the shit out of me for a sec
>>29667200
awww she's so cute
>>29643116
diabeetus.wilfordbrimley
Please, post this on /fit/
>>29643936
>>29644672
I can't believe how poor and revolting some of the people I talk to on this board are.
Got a new trigger
already installed
>god I hope this can be a thing now
>>29643200
>camera angle
Pic related
>>29668928
>USP
>9mm
Kill yourself.
>>29643171
call the doc, his diabetes meds probably stopped working
or do you mean the gun?
>>29669293
Love that movie
you have sexy feet ;)
>>29659287
Thanks for the 8.
>>29665198
>>29665305
>>29665317
>>29665379
It's a buddies I figured it would trigger your autism like it triggered mine. I made him fix his mbus after he sent it to me. Hasn't fired it yet because he is worried about buying ammo online under 21. I think the next plan is glass like a vortex diamond back and more fde parts. I'm trying to convince him to file a form 1 for a can instead.
>>29643577
when it breaks save yourself money and buy a new one
>>29669207
Not the cat dumbo
>>29669357
poor fag detected
>>29668625
post booty pls
