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Yeah... being a whore who fucks everyone behind their spouses back, while collecting half of all their benefits that they don't do any work for isn't tough.
>>29580022
Never mind. You beat me to it.
what about military husbands
he wouldn't cheat on me right
>>29580024
Forgive me for lack of terminology but aren't poems of that style the basest style in English?
It reads like the kind of thing you recite when your 7 year old is going to bed.
Well to be fair, shooting children isn't that hard of a job, i'd say that cleaning a house would probably be harder actually so why not?
The only women in the military should be nurses and morale boosters.
Squads of morale units (all female) could travel from unit to unit and pleasure the actual soldiers (females don't count).
>>29580018
>>29580024
>>29580030
>>29580033
>>29580040
thank you for your service
>>29580018
Free/10.
>>29580055
Try shooting a child you fuckface,it's not easy
>>29580022
> implying the soldier didn't have a choice in picking said woman
>>29580130
>implying it matters which one said soldier picks
>>29580166
It's still the guys fault so he can't complain when it happens
>>29580036
Pretty much, but we're talking about suburban American housewives here... not going to catch them reading Les Fleurs du Mal.
Dear God I have never been happier I didn't join the military.
>>29580126
You're right.
They're small targets and they always seem to try to run away.
Noobs.
Stay single first deployment. Knock her up before second deployment. Send her to moms house to save cash from Rent.
1.Come home
2. Wife gives birth
?????????
3. Profit
>>29580227
You sounds like my liberal uncle who's Canadian so you're trash automatically >>29580259
And never get a fucking white pregnant that's dude bro 101
>>29580275
I was 15 once also.
You guys have no idea what it's like for a woman to go through life without emotional support. You really can't blame them for looking for other men for extra support. The dudes are overseas masturbating to pornography of other women anyway.
>>29580036
Poetry doesn't need a meter to be good, doesn't need to rhyme to be good, doesn't need any structure or style at all to be good.
It just has to be good, sort of the poetry I guess.
But that poem is just shitty.
>>29580060
*Thank you for your cervix
FTFY
>>29580060
t0p k3k this looks like a screencap. is there a video of fat army wives shooting with all their embarrassed husbands?
>>29580040
>a military life is not known until it is lived
>you may think you know but you don't until you actually live it
Oh, the irony
>>29580227
>you don't lead them so much
Shooting a kid is easy
>>29580288
Between masturbating but staying fateful and getting laid behind one's spouse's back, a non-whore would pick the former
>all the notoriety and butthurt of military wives mostly stemming from all the 18yos just getting married out of boot camp
>most of the downsides of being being a single parent but also your husband has the chance of being gone and/or dead
fuck you, i have met some amazing women married to my superiors , any woman who would be able to thrive while being married to a military man is a top-tier wife and i hope i can find such a woman
the stories of some poor fools are absolutely hilarious though
>>29580181
>get cheated on
>guy's fault
Wat
>>29580336
>fateful
>>29580360
It just means the guy hasn't been giving her enough attention. You can't expect a woman to be faithful to a scumbag. Give her calls. Send her letters. Mail her gifts.
>>29580022
First post best post.
>>29580375
Cheating still isn't right in any situation. If you're unhappy then leave.
>>29580363
*faithful
Sorry.
>>29580383
Bruh, it's either b8 or a retard. Stop replying either way.
lest we forget
>women can't be soldiers because they are too weak!
>women should be traditional wives!
>but there is no honor for wives!
>honor and pride are for men only!
fuck outta here
Jodie/10 bread
>>29580475
>women can't be soldiers because they are too weak!
We would have to lower the standards and that is unacceptable. There is various logistical and social issues that come into play that make women on frontlines unacceptable.
>women should be traditional wives!
Nobody said this.
>but there is no honor for wives!
Nobody said this.
>honor and pride are for men only!
Nobody said this.
Your strawman just picked up a gun and shot himself in the head.
>>29580475
>women are literally too weak to be soldier
>that's OK staying at home while others die is a much harder job
>>29580055
They're smaller targets tho
>>29580018
>mfw I'm a fag
>mfw I'm a civilian
>>29580475
Literally true.
>>29580576
Fags cheat on each other all the time. It's the reason why they are so full of STDs.
>>29580605
It's not even cheating, most of them don't form committed relationships to begin with.
t. lonely fag
>>29580450
>>29580375
You're an idiot if you think any of that will stop a woman from cheating on your ass when your thousands of miles away.
Ah the dependapodamos or tricareatops my buddy married one worst mistake of his life. They know what there getting into when the marry someone in the military if not pack your shit and get the fuck out
>>29580060
>tfw you have to bring your creature in to work and everyone finally sees what you married and go home to every night
>>29582777
Please come back when you can use in English language.
>>29580024
Military wives are never silent.
>>29580060
What the hell is up with military men and having fat wives and girlfriends??? I see it too often for it to be anecdotal. Id be embarrassed to be honest.
Being a regular must really fuck with your head.
>Is she safe?
>Is everything ok at home?
>It's been 65 days since I left, is she still alive? Is that really her voice on the phone?
>It's been a day since we last spoke, she's not cheating on me, right?
>I couldn't pack enough biscuits to last the diployment because I'm not a reservist, and all that's left are plain biscuits AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29584020
You don't notice the servicemen who don't stick out in civvy life.
Most of the ones with fat wives are the ones screaming at the top of their voices "I fought in nam/eyerack/New Zealand respect muh privilege, civvy!" or something. The remaining two or three unaccounted for with fat wives, probably just got them pregnant, or those women are just fat in line with the amount of fat people in the population. Fat wives stick out more than normal ones, too.
Probably. I can't speak for regs.
I love how guys are surprised that a whore who only married them only because she's attracted to military members would bang other military members when you're not around. They have her money and a home near men she wants to bang then got deployed. She's gonna bang them. Because you married a whore.
Best case scenario she doesn't bang other dudes while you're away, realized you're a douche and she ducked up, then leaves to go home to momma with the kid(s).
>>29580450
>women are defined by the men in their lives
I can just imagine the SJW circles if a Republican said that.
>>29580615
Do you think that's because they're all ultra-betas and can't commit? Or is it that they're just super promiscuous? Is promiscuity a negative trait in the fag community?
>>29580055
Children are jumpy little shits.
>>29580347
>>29584205
>ultra beta
>not committing
Pick one
>>29584205
If you remove the concept of having biological children that are guaranteed to be yours from the equation, a lot of the incentives of staying faithful start to fade away.
The reason why lesbians are so monogamous is that they're women, and therefore needy and require a guaranteed support system from another individual.
>>29585799
I agree, I've been dating a girl for over two years now and it feels more beta than alpha
>>29580018
I actually agree with this sentiment though. Nothing worse than watching your spouse leave and constantly agonize over whether or not they end up dead or mangled. Someone you share a bond with suddenly being taken from you forever would be heart wrenching.
>>29585870
>sharing a bond
>marrying into the military for attention
Pick one
>>29580329
GET SOME
