>Relieved on Jan. 9, 2016 as commander of Carrier Strike Group 15, Williams admitted to viewing explicit photos and videos multiple times for as long as nine hours while underway on the amphibious assault ship Boxer in 2015, according to a command investigation released Tuesday.
>On Dec. 18, 2015, a week after his last on-board stint ended, Boxer began a cybersecurity sweep, including a keyword search of the Web logs to see if anyone had accessed inappropriate websites. The word "cuck" turned up a few hits, an apparent reference to cheating on a spouse.
http://www.navytimes.com/story/military/2016/03/08/strike-group-boss-watched-porn-hours-navy-computer-report/81510180/
How is this morally wrong?
Sex is part of human nature.
Who the fuck cares?
>>29572851
But he was a cuck. A degenerate like pony-fuckers. A meme.
>>29572851
It's funny because cucks are closet fags and he's in the Navy.
MEMES HAVE GONE TOO FAR
Memes have become real, all thanks to Trump 2016
>>29572851
Sex is absolutely part of human nature... that he's not apart of
>>29572867
>Putting the Navy on the same level as ponyfuckers.
Come on now...
Don't give the Navy that much credit.
>>29572851
Misuse of government property; you agree when you get access to government networks that you will not use it for unoffical activities to include viewing porn.
The government is paying for that computer's electricity and bandwidth use, which you are wasting by viewing porn.
Also he's a cuck.
>>29572851
Watching porn for 9 hours straight while underway means he was watching it at work...a lot.
>>29572867
>>29572871
>>29572896
Times like this I remember why I spend most of my time on reddit lol.
4chinz has too many le may may kids tumbling in.
>>29572867
Eh to me jacking off to things is a way to mentally analyze what your into. I've beat it to mlp shit even though I hate the show.
Porn is porn, it's just to get your rocks off.
Now if the guy spent 9 hours non stop looking at cuck porn... Yea that's excessive and concerning.
The kicker is pretty much all pornography is acting. It's fake as the tits you see.
Also
>being on /k/
>calling others "degenerate"
Hypocrite.
Poor flag grades
Can't even jerk off to weird ass porn.
What you do is you GIVE yourself a fetish
A fetish on the most non-sexual part of a woman.
Your pic collection will still look weird but they can't charge you with shit when all you have is pictures of legs.
>He got cucked from his title.
He must have came buckets.
>>29572917
Assmad squiddie detected.
>>29572898
If whisky can be medicinal, so can porn.
I bet one day we'll see "porn prescriptions" from licensed professionals.
>He can't jerk off to Sears catalogues of women fully dressed
You fags aren't even trying. I jerked off to a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's. That hourglass shape.
.mils aren't allowed to cheat on their spouse because the brass sees that as a trust issue.
If you can't trust a guy to not cheat on his spouse, how can you trust them with weapon systems, planes, nukes, etc.
That's the logic behind it anyways.
>>29572983
I once jerked off to a wall in my house.
>>29572954
Nothing but a work computer filled with pictures like these.
What could NCIS do?
>>29572993
Yet they whores can fuck any dick when he is on deployment,
>>29572983
I've been there.
God damn puberty sucks.
And it hasn't gotten much better.
And if an old man can still be having problems controlling his penis....
Fuck, do they make a pill that prevents erections and inhibits hornyness?
>>29572867
MLP porn is less degenerate than even normal porn desu senpai.
>>29572993
Can you make flag grade without falling for the marriage Jew?
he subconsciously knows that the us navy has been cucked by silkworm missiles for decades
>>29573011
Embrace it faggot.
Go back to the basics, grab some catalogues of women in business suits and beat yourself into shape.
Now no one can legally touch you. Your career is saved.
come to think of it could playing music on youtube get you in trouble?
Don't watch porn on government computers.
Also
How the fuck?
I did IT when I was in the Army. We had firewalls to keep people from going to inappropriate websites on the NIPR net.
>>29572998
>NCIS faces when nothing but pictures of armpits on Fleet Admiral Anon's computer
Be honest, /k/
Last time you jerked it to a non-porn image
If its been a while, you need to retrain yourself.
>>29573070
Just now, pic related.
I'm not surprised. Looking at all those hung black men in the shower makes you envious. You start wanting them to fuck your wife after a while.
>>29573049
AF here, two things:
1) there's ways around those firewalls, a buddy of mine found a working Japanese in-browser VPN so that he could download KPop videos and songs onto his NIPR. He just changed their extension to .pdf when they weren't in use because you guys would only search for .mp3s/.wmv/.wav/.avi/etc.
2) Most of those filters are regularly added to based on searches of what people are using; we used to have a little game with the IT guys about finding new DL-from-youtube sites so that we could keep adding to our shop's song list, since they'd already shut down all the online radio sites other than the fucking terrible live365. We kept finding new ones and a week after we'd find one it would get banned and then we'd go find another.
>>29572851
>>29572917
>>29572942
>>29573015
C U C K S. D E T E C T E D
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>>29573049
Do you know how many of those IT people are beating it to porn they aren't supposed to be watching? He might have had someone help him. And he obviously had people sticking their heads up his ass.
It's the human condition.
For a planet with six billion people with the vast majority of them not having the internet, there seems to be an astronomical amount of pornography disproportionate to the amount of users.
I find this highly unusual.
>9 hour porn binge
Jesus
>>29573070
What if I have transcended normie porn, and now I exclusively jerk it to armpits and feet?
>>29573153
Get a load of this rookie.
>>29572811
>watched porn for up to 9 hours a day.
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>29572983
I jerked off to the Hannah Montana movie
>>29573140
Hypocrite detected, lemme see into your mind and find out what you beat it to. Lemme see what you're beating it to in twenty years when you've grown tired of your current fantasies.
>>29573168
>feet
Get some standards.
Face/legs, all day. A perfect woman would just be a perfect face attached to a perfect leg.
>>29573152
People have been sharing porn over the 'net since it was uuencoded static GIFs and ASCII art. It's pretty much just scaled with speed and capacity since then.
>>29573153
>>29573183
I wonder if he was new to the internet.
Like, when I found out there was porn on the internet my mind was blown. I remember finding R34 material before 4chan existed and I couldn't comprehend R2-Dildo fucking Princess Leia.
>>29573197
>leg without a sexy foot
Disgusting
>>29573239
all these fucking feet/leg fetishists. Fucking disgusting.
Choking all the way. A bruised neck is one of the hottest features a woman can have.
>>29573227
Academy grads are sheltered as fuck. Guess it hit him as hard as it does any 12 year old
Could NCIS charge you if you only have pictures of the backs of knees?
>>29573279
I've been called sheltered before too.
One thing I've noticed is people that call others sheltered are just as sheltered.
Just in a different way.
>>29573070
10 months... srs
>>29572811
The guy's away on a boat for a lot of time. Maybe his brain developed some sexual fantasy about watching his wife get her brains fucked out as a way to cope. The human psyche is a fucked up beast.
That being said he's a fucking Commander and should know about the monitoring, hell ever seaman knows the semen protocol, you gotta smuggle your smut aboard. The fact you can store 5 gorillian niggabytes on a little SD card these days leaves little excuse.
We should take a brief moment and honor the men who had to find ways to onboard enough magazines and vhs tapes to keep the fapping plentiful for 3-6 month periods. True courage, real sacrifice.
The Commander did NOTHING wrong other than be a dumbass (he deserves to get fired for dumbassery) and showing his power level.
With the amount of pedophile dicksucks on this god-forsaken cesspool of a website we should almost be thankful it peaked at cuckolding. Too bad the Navy said "the cuck stops here."
>>29572811
so /k/, whats the most "embarrassing" porn you have then?
>>29573227
>>29573183
That was shitty journalism and highly misleading. The accurate way to word that is to say "totaling almost 9 hours."
>>29573140
germany got cucked by russia
>>29573474
Aren't SDs subject to search by NCIS?
The possession of pornography of any type is illegal according to the UCMJ. If you are in a deployed environment, you are not allowed to have porn. Doesn't matter if its on a personal computer.
>>29573557
Hence the word smuggle. You don't submit the SD to inspection.
>9 hour porn binge sessions
Holy smokes. Someone should take him aside and tell him there's more to life than beating your meat.
>>29572811
kek
>>29573557
>according to the UCMJ
Bullshit. It may be illegal per DoD directive, but show me which UCMJ article prohibits porn.
>you can't
>>29573557
SAUCE
NOW
>>29573626
>More to life
>stuck on a fucking boat in the middle of nowhere
>surrounded by barely literate enlisted sailors
>and sycophantic officers who only want to be around you to forward their career
>also only women are on board outside of a few beat to shit military females
Should he have spent his 12 month tour meditating?
>>29573700
Don't forget, fucking whores is considered human trafficking.
A bunch of men unable to beat off is a great way to end up with a bunch of serial killers on your hands. Ask Canada about one of their Colonels.
>>29573557
sheeit you could probably machine bolt carriers off her abs
Not being able to jack off is why the Middle East is so fucked.
Also the severe male to female ratio and lack of jobs. Pussy starved males with no where to focus/vent their frustrations = a whole lot of dead motherfuckers.
Its the same reason rape is so high in India
And rural China is a ticking time bomb.
Masturbation is a national security issue.
>>29573761
The whole no ejeaculation = more angry motherfuckers may have some merit for infantry (try getting 0311s and 11 bang bangs to stop beating their dicks for only 12 hours).
The last thing you want is a bunch of cloudy-minded angry and sexually frustrated people operating a boat in war time.
This story stinks of a hit job though. No one is going around looking to enforce porn measures. The Commander was incredibly stupid for accessing this shit through secure internet and not just stowing his smut on an SD card like everyone else. Something tells me someone wanted him gone though and this was an actionable way to accomplish that.
>>29572811
>9 hours
Over the whole voyage or during one day? Also, are you allowed to bring your own PC/tablet full of porn or does security regs prohibit that? I remember some anon taking about how they hid a copy of LO under their plate carrier during deployment.
>>29573761
Would you be willing to say that lack of a sexual outlet is the root cause of all global instability?
>>29573734
I would say the old pratt & whitney 16"x50" has a leg up on her, but not much
>>29573626
maybe he's the kind of weirdo that actually watches porn?
>>29574026
No. It has nothing to do with the South China Sea clusterfuck, for example.
>>29574034
I'm kinda ashamed to admit I've gotten to the point where I critique porn.. I start respecting how much time the woman spends shaving, how much work the male actor had to do to get ripped, etc
>>29574034
I wonder if pornhub has stats on the % of users who watch a vid start/finish without skipping. Tabbed browsing and streaming has made porn an ADHD fest.
well we always knew the navy was full of cucks and faggots and now we have proof.
thanks admiral
>>29572811
Wait, so are you not allowed to download porn at all in the Navy?
Or is "for as long as nine hours" the problem?
If the former, unless you had a denial fetish how the fuck would you stay sane at sea? Is that one joke about what men do in the navy actually serious navy policy?
>>29573474
>Too bad the Navy said "the cuck stops here."
>the cuck stops here.
>the cuck
>stops here
>>29572811
>NAVY ADMIRAL FIRED FOR KEK PORN
Good.
Cucks are just one step away from traitors.
If you'd let another man fuck your wife, you'd let another man fuck your country.
How is this news? Didn't we all know the Navy was full of homos?
>>29574863
10/10 accurate.
>>29574026
Coming up on Fox
Asking the hard questions.
>>29574736
You cannot use Government assets to ascertain your porn. You generally get it all at home, put it on an SD card then play it on a phone/tablet at sea. You have to be fucking up pretty bad for someone to try to fuck you for that. It IS forbidden though, all forms.
He shouldve just jerked it to one of his female shipmates. Like install a hidden shower cam or use his fucking imagination
>>29574958
Can you at least use them for shitposting?
>>29573761
We should airdrop a bunch of whores from the us into isis territories. That'll show those fucks.
>>29573557
Thats not enforced. If it was nobody would be in the military faggot
>>29573557
>The possession of pornography of any type is illegal according to the UCMJ
I never understood that.
sexual frustration while on deployment could lead to lower combat effectiveness and totally fuck with your head.
I mean, I understand not being allowed to have dildos and shit, but just a few playboys or an SD with some tori black on it?
why does that matter?
>Navy
>cuck porn
You can't make this shit up
Why is everyone in this thread assuming you HAVE to have porn or a picture of a clothed woman in order to jack off? Just use your imagination, I do that half the time anyway when I'm laying in bed about to go to sleep.
>>29575071
well, you don't HAVE to wear flippers when scuba diving but it helps
>>29575071
We're talking about the Navy. You are underestimating the amount of masturbation involved. Whackin' it to the imagination works for a while, but it gets old fast. Forced finishes become common, muzzle velocity is reduced, overall quality of the meat beating is lessened.
>>29573128
Thank you for your service!
>>29575088
OSHA requires navy divers to wear flippers pham. They have to be over 16 inches wide for certain dives
>>29573700
>>29573730
>>29573761
Talk about encouraging masturbation.
>>29573557
>pornography of any type is illegal
kek, good luck enforcing that
>>29575254
I was talking about diving in general.
I cant believe osha has say over the navy, what the fuck.
>>29574034
>>29574686
>>29574708
I too, watch it for the plot
>>29575287
OSHA has total authority over the navy like they do with DC metro. They have the same authority over admirals like they do over bus drivers in DC.
safety first
>>29573273
you cant tell me this isn't sexy
>>29573626
there is?
>>29575301
DC DOESN'T EVEN GET REPRESENTATION IN CONGRESS
>>29572983
>I jerked off to a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's
That's fucking pro dude
>>29572968
When is the last time a licensed professional has prescribed whiskey? (In the first world that is)
>>29574958
If you're a fucking Rear Admiral and someone wants your job, they are not above reporting you for spitting on a sidewalk.
Not to say there aren't sidewalk aficionados...
>>29575328
neither does the navy
>>29575304
It's not. They're feet. You walk on them. You put socks and shoes on them. That's it.
>>29575334
No respect for the dude that jerked off on his wall? I've been there.
I've been trying to forget about my penis and stared into the ceiling and noticed that where the corner and ceiling meet, it kinda looks feminine...
Then I got a hard on again
>>29575304
you can't fuck a foot phamilia
>>29575343
well my doctor, Jack D Aniels prescribes at least 3 shots per week.
keeps me healthy.
>>29572983
i jerked off to the sound of my fan once.
it's mounted wrong so when it's on high mode, it makes this sound like people fucking.
>>29575343
Dude alcohol is still well known for medicinal purposes. Any basic survival guide will tell you that. Same with tobacco. Eat a cigar, kill all parasites.
>>29575391
I can rub my dick on it.
>>29575406
>Eat a cigar, kill all parasites.
so smoking one is like fumigating?
curtis lemay was right all along
>>29575406
>Eat a cigar, kill all parasites.
Wait, what?
>>29575367
Its an ass. you sit on it. You put underwear and pants on them. that's it
>>29575494
exactly anal is both degenerate and filthy
your butt is for pooping notice how women are suppose to be fucked in their vagina
The sad thing is that this is not a thing most seamen understand and they wind up with dirty, infected dicks unless they are forced to shower every day or so. They just see holes and want to put their dicks in them.
>>29573474
Died at the last line.
>>29575550
>and they wind up with dirty, infected dicks unless they are forced to shower every day or so.
only if they're uncircumcised, but most seamen are proles that of course aren't cut
>>29575550
>women are suppose to be fucked in their vagina
since when?
>>29575550
>>29575562
on the boat I was on we would actually have penis inspections by the onboard doctor because someone had hepatitis and was getting other people infected by cleaning his dick with a towel. As a result of this all towels were removed from the shower room and we could only dry our dicks with one (1) paper towel
>>29575591
I was on a sub and someone kept wiping their dick dirt/phlem on people's underwear. It resulted in everyone having their clean underwear confiscated and locked up. It was only given out after you finished showering and ONLY in the presence of the XO.
This didn't stop it though, because one of the people entrusted with the underwear security was the culprit (some officer) and he ended up going to military jail for lying to his commanding officer.
>>29573474
>>29573474
topkek
>>29575550
>sex should only be in the missionary position between a hole in the sheet for the soul purpose of procreation
you need to live a little. A lot actually
>>29575591
>>29575659
Whatever would we do without the navy?
>>29575591
>>29575659
This is possibly the funniest pair of navy stories I have ever read.
>>29573239
What makes a foot sexy
I guess clean and taken care of is a given, but what are good features on foots and what are bad ones?
>>29572983
Wait, can you all not get off without porn? It's easy for me.
>>29575783
Same. God cursed me with some less than common fetishes so i learned out of necessity
Room needs to be dark and quiet but it gets better than the real deal.
>>29575720
STDs exist due to anal sex. Would you stick your dick into a p-trap?
>>29575766
I like round shapes, especially when you look at them from above.
>>29572917
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)
Happy?
>>29575986
>STDs exist due to anal sex
You aren't going to stop anyone. You haven't had it the real way until you've done anal
>>29575986
youre not just wrong but youre proud of it too. Youre being saving
>>29572887
>tadpole porn
MODS MODS MODS
>>29572954
>Legs
>Non-sexual
Get the fuck out of here, long legs and juicy thighs are where it's at.
>>29575956
>tfw laying in bed in the dark knowing you're about to jerk it to the perfect fantasy in your head
>tfw taking your time and relishing the moment before it even starts
>>29573474
>We should take a brief moment and honor the men who had to find ways to onboard enough magazines and vhs tapes to keep the fapping plentiful for 3-6 month periods. True courage, real sacrifice.
im laughing so fucking hard right now
>>29572983
>I jerked off to a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's.
Shit gets rough when you deployed without porn. When the boat was leaving Korea, I found a mag someone left in the head with a hot Korean on the cover. Opened it up; nothing but piss porn. And I jerked it to it anyway. Because at that point, a stick figure with tits drawn on the wall would have done it for me.
>>29573557
>If you are in a deployed environment, you are not allowed to have porn.
Land of the Free my scrawny white ass.
>>29575458
shhh, let tobaccofags slowly die while they think what they're doing is healthy
>>29573761
So..what you're saying is, we need to start bombing them with Porn?
>>29576122
So just like, feet that have a smooth and flowing contour/ shape?
interdesting
>>29576477
or static line hookers in
>>29575406
>Eat a cigar, kill all parasites.
More like eat a cigar, puke a lot and feel like shit for the rest of the day.
t. a guy who was able to keep down two cigarettes but thought he was gonna die.
>>29575766
Bone structure, ankle thickness, veins/no veins on the top of the foot, toe length and shape, color of the sole whether it's uniform or pressure caused pink areas around the heals or balls of the feet, toe nail length and color if painted with nail polish. Then we move to socks but for me the feet really need to compliment the rest of the girls body I can't tap to just a picture of a foot it would be like fapping to a close up of a nipple or vagoo.
Pic related of what I like as per my taste.
>>29575304
i like feet but only when theyre pointed like girls in heels or tiptoe... dont get liking the bottom but k
>>29576736
Interesting.
Thanks for the breakdown.
>>29575550
my gf's letting me fuck her ass tomorrow tho
I'm an IT in the Navy, so please allow me to clear up a few things. If you want to watch porn on your personal devices, that's your business. But he used the shipboard systems. The ships computers are for work, nothing else, and you sign an agreement, and there is a statement every time you log in stating that the government has the right to review everything you went on. As previously stated, if he'd used his personal laptop, his personal external hard drive, it wouldn't matter, porn practically has its own market, with people trading all the time underway. But he used the Navy's system, the Navy's broadband to look up things he agreed not to, that's where he fucked up.
>>29576380
I would have beaten my dick senseless to that.
Me getting aroused?
To piss porn?
It's more likely than you think.
I probably have 2tb of porn wired to my brain and I could survive on the images alone.
>>29575986
foot fetish peaked in the olden days become there was less chance of STDs
>>29575766
>clean
>well manicured
>no cracked or rough skine
>clean/trimmed toes and toe nails
>not short fat and stubby
>not veiny and boney
that's my taste at least. Just an all around proportionate foot. Its just as much the personality of the girl that goes with it too
>>29576380
Shit, I remember you.
You were talking about this in that naval masturbation thread back in 2013ish.
>>29576892
I've spent many years developing this fetish and trying to understand where it comes from. So far what I've learned is that it comes from the early development of the brain and the parts receive pleasure/physical sensations like touch and sensitivity are right next to the part of the brain that control the feet and legs and very often during development these two sections "cross wires". And the way I see it a girl where's a pair of sexy short shorts then underneath a pair of underwear then nothing, it's bare vag much like a hot girl wears converse shoes(shorts) then socks(underwear) then vag(foot).
>>29575766
some of the curves on a foot are similar to the ones on the girls body, and match their body style
>>29573042
No, it cant.
>>29573557
False, you can't have porn displayed. For example, you can leave porn mags laying around for anyone who does an inspection to see. But if it's locked in your rack, or on an SD card or portable hard drive, it's fine. And it can only be on personal systems, nothing the Navy owns.
>>29573996
Yes.
>>29574736
You can download porn onto your personal computer, from a non-government i.p.
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what is this good meme
is it really different than the army and marines where bringing in porn mags is basically encouraged?
Are you on the clock 100% of the tone?!
Like you don't get an afternoon off to masturbate in the closet and watch degenerate things?
Sure it's degenerate but so is CSI and have the stuff on TV. Who are we to judge, was the line ever clarified?
>>29572811
He's not a flag officer. He's a /fag/ officer.
>>29572983
I jerked it successfully to a laundry machine in another room when i was a kid. It was loud and was rythemically banging against the wall, slowly speeding up to what I imaged was the pussy wreaking pace. Didn't hurt I was in my friends house who had a crazy hot mom
>>29573730
>fucking whores is considered human trafficking.
What?
This is unsurprising to me. Tell me when they find a colonel fapping to futa and hyper and then I might get back to you.
>>29574028
16"/50 is not 16"x50". It's 50 calibers, so 16" x 50 = 800". That's how long the gun is.
>>29572811
Meh, seems excessive to me.
Just think about it folks. You're in the military, one of the most stressful jobs. You're young, healthy strong, and away from women for years at a time. Don't you think it's reasonable to think that under these circumstances, people need some sort of outlet.
We aren't all puritans here. We understand that people have needs. So long as it doesn't detract from the job at hand, it shouldn't be an issue
>>29581008
It's about having shit on someone.
If you're a goody two shoes who "does nothing wrong", nobody will have much power over you.
>>29575301
But the military tells you to run into places with bullets flying everywhere. I don't think that's OSHA compliant.
>>29573197
Is that so
>>29580959
Futa's not even that bad. Get back to me when it's scat diaper porn.
>>29573485
pic related
>>29581079
MODS MODS MODS
It's funny, because while he was up in his office watching porn for 9 hours, there were hundreds of sailors and Marines down in the berthing watching porn on their personal computers.
Fuck, we used to attract groups of people by playing weird-ass Asian porn out loud.
Stupid fucker should have just brought his own laptop. Problem solved.
>>29573140
I like this pepe
>>29573485
I have lots of /h/ furry, and stuff involving horses and dogs.
Mostly because i want to suck a horse and fuck a dog.
>>29572983
That's the kind of dedication that leads to getting a .22 cartridge stuck in your urethra
>>29577041
see, Ive heard of these studies before and while I agree it make sense I think its simpler. Its just another form of femdom (to me at least). Plus a lot of people develop fetishes from early pre pubescent experiences that mold their sexual preferences. A lot of fetishes derive from being taboo to some people. I supposes its all of that combined
>>29573485
Mostly mlp stuff, and mostly luna.
>>29581765
Like this, sorry for the human luna.
>>29572811
America never stop to amaze me. A guy is getting fired for browsing porn websites
ULTRA-kek
Watching porn is n-o-r-m-a-l, even more if you are in the army since you don't have your wife around
>>29581958
the thing isn't really looking at porn, is what he used to do so, he used navy resources, a navy pc with navy provided internet
>>29581958
>>29583079
i used to work as an accountant for a company that sent stuff everywhere in my cunt, if i had been catched watching pron in the computer provided to me by the company in the office i would have been in trouble or even fired even outside of working hours.
>>29572811
>The word "cuck" turned up a few hits, an apparent reference to cheating on a spouse.
>The word "cuck" turned up a few hits
>an apparent reference to cheating on a spouse.
>cuck
>reference to cheating on a spouse.
DAMAGE CONTROL OVER 9000. Good job navytimes.com !
This dude clearly had fantasies of watching his wife getting banged by nignogs. I say good job to the navy for not letting such a fucking tool command a ship.
He would have invited somalian pirates to bang the female sailors onboard his ship.
Great choice of pic OP.
>>29584070
Thanks, warms my heart to see that at least one person caught what I did there.
