http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/navy-p-8-poseidon-locates-castaways-on-a-deserted-islan-1770066529
>>29558095
>HELP
>not SOS
dude on the left looks fat as shit
Honestly I've always wanted this to happen to me without the rescue part. As long as I got a sharp knife and shoes. Living off the land in a sweet tropical location, completely deserted. Sounds awesome to me.
>>29558166
> very little food
> very little fresh water
> thorns/broken coral/sharp limestone everywhere
> bright tropical sun
> tropical heat
> tropical insects
S... sounds like a great time, anon.
>>29558146
we all know who they would have eaten first
>>29558224
Would onna island/10
>>29558095
Were they from the S.S. Minnow by any chance?
>>29558263
you can sing Amazing Grace to the tune of the Gilligan theme song
and vice versa
>>29558166
>Living
These islands are deserted for a reason. The men in the story were only stuck there for like three days. They're very lucky that the plane, a plan specifically designed with lots of sensors pointing downward, happened to pass by when it did.
>>29558224
>not making a bed out of broken coral and razor-sharp palm fronds
I'll be you order salad instead of steak for dinner.
>>29558146
>looks fat as shit
That's Hugo. The other one is Sawyer.
>>29558274
cannibal bears?
>>29558166
Everything I've read about such islands makes them sound like shit.
Food runs out very quickly and fishing is not as easy as it seems.
>>29560342
Fishing is outright shit on those islands. You know how islands have that beautiful clear light blue water? That's because there's no algae or other microorganisms in it. Great for swimming. Shit for the ecology and food chain. There's often very little in the way of edible fish that you can catch on these sorts of tropical islands.
I got a crash course on this recently from my partner when we were snorkeling. BS in marine bio, studied on an island for four months, etc.
>>29558224
bugs are good eating.
