That's it little /k/ommando, youre gonna die from cancer. But make-a-wish(tm) is here to get you your final "wish"!
What is your request?
>>29528520
Fuck a harem of Traps.
Not to have cancer?
NFA repealed would be nice too.
>>29528520
Every wehraboo/slavaboo/vatnik/sjw is blasted off into space
realistic;
get to be gunner on a tank and fuck shit up.
dream thing;
no more NFA
>>29528550
We're make-a-wish(tm), not the fucking tooth fairy nigga. Wishes need to be reasonable.
>>29528520
a truly free America
>>29528520
Strap my body to a nuke and fire it at Moscow
>>29528591
Being vague is terrible
>he wanted America to be free!
>Free from gun violence!
Realistic: get to shoot a mini gun at explosive targets in a helicopter.
Incubator wish: same thing, but the targets are people I hate dressed as clowns
Remove dindu. Go down fighting.
>>29528520
make me a boyfriend
Be blown up by a tank.
>>29528633
this but with a grill
>>29528628
I'd also settle for a drug fueled orgy comprised of my favorite porn stars whIle Keanu cheers me on after we do some 3 gun shooting
>>29528608
what I meant was all constitutionally guaranteed rights should be held above all laws as intended without contradiction
>>29528633
Same senpai. Need a cuteboy too hug and tell me everything will be fun and them shoot guns.
Nuke Turkey. Remove Turkroach.
>>29528677
we probably live too far away
forbidden love
are you a fatty
>>29528520
To be american
>>29528710
I live in Texas. Feel broken as a person after another /k/ute boy abandoned me out of nowhere recently.
Get an airliner fire tanker full of dimethyl mercury and dump it over the hadj. Then crash it into the giant gaudy hotel next to the Muslim cube.
I want to shoot an ISIS fuck in the dick.
>>29528740
i live on east coast
awwww anon
why he leave
>>29528667
Probably should've said that then.
My point remains. If you are vague, you will be misinterpreted, often willfully.
>>29528778
I want too go too the Middle East and shoot all the pedos that rape boys and the groups that make soldiers look out and help girls in similar situations but won't fund them if they help boys getting groomed and raped for years and killed the second they grow a pube or voice crack, maybe just cut their balls off.
Both sides are fucking sick and derserve to be set on fire.
>>29528807
Where in east coast
I want to be buried with as much .22 as they can fit in my coffin.
>>29528827
This, but with the added stipulation that I get to be a mahou shoujo.
>>29528849
I want a shovel
>>29528807
They lived in Geogria, idk, we would talk, have some heated phonesex then chat all night over voice chat while we work or play vidya or something.
Idk. Just 100% stopped responding out of the blue. Was like a week ago, I almost felt like I was over it and having a good night then thought about it and them and got sent into a spiral of depression and most days seem too not want too get out of bed.
Felt like I truly connected with someone for the first time in how long I can remember. It is soul crushing not even getting a answer or a don't contact me again or fuck off. No block or anything as a sign as well. Still steam friends and whatever. I feel dead and welcome death.
To have the firearms act repealed in Canada. Let all my Canadian gunnies be free.
>>29528861
No shit?
Frederick
fuck chechnya
>>29528882
>tfw live in georgia
>tfw guy I know stopped talking to me a few weeks ago
also I wanna fire a VSS
>>29528889
Another MD fag?
Cockeysville-ish here.
>>29528889
woah man
i live in rockville
Finally find and see the nudes and pics of Texasbabe putting shotgun shells in her pussy. I asked about it here a few times, made a thread on /b/ & /r/ and got nothing.
>>29528911
>>29528918
Lot of MDfags on /k/, sometimes a md general will occasionally pop up
>>29528882
i dont think i could ever do a long distance relationship but your probably better off anon that guy was a dick anyways
your lucky it ended sooner than later
and i know your feels :/
>>29528910
What happened?
>>29528941
I just know I'm gonna be alone for ever. Felt like I truly connected with someone.
>>29528520
I like that story about a kid wanting to be a Marine and a Sergeant in the Marine Corps stood outside of his hospital room until the little tyke died.
Good job, Marine Corps.
~signed U.S. Army
>>29528940
Seriously should do a md meet up sometime at like hap baker or agc or someshit
>>29528520
Before I go, make America great again. And maybe Yurop too so they can enjoy freedumbs and muslim-lessness with us.
>>29528976
we can all shoot our hbars and vz58's
Space
Shuttle
Door
Gunner
Seriously. I want to take a couple of firearms up to the ISS.
>>29528880
I'll be buried deep innawoods but leave some clues as to where I'm buried. The first /k/ommando to find it gets it all.
Have a hitman kill me. Maybe have a duel at the end of it. Be fun.
My final wish is to take the name of your organization and change the last word to solution.
>dying of cancer
>being physically able to do anything cool
Pick one.
>>29528944
dunno. just up and blocked me one day
>>29529070
You could cook meth.
Funeral songs?
Mine would be:
Let me down easy by the Stragnlers.
Komm, susser Tod from End of Evangelion
Calling to the Night from MGS.
>>29528993
Nugget volley from space
>>29528520
>What is your request?
a fully legal claim of colonization and entitlement, recognized by the US and the UN, to all material resources of the sun, legitimized by my corpse being strapped to the top of a saturn V rocket and blasted straight into the sun, thereby being recorded in history as the first human to colonize the sun.
>also as a bonus all the antigun/sjw leeches would have to suffer the indignation of being warmed/fed/able to live by a sun owned by a gun loving conservative
>>29528861
>>29528889
>>29528918
MY NIGGAS, just over the border here in Waynesboro, refugee from Annapolis.
>>29529263
lucky bastard
>>29528923
Who is texasbabe?
>>29528964
im sorry anon
i miss cuddling with someone the most
>>29529553
I've full accepted the fact that I'm gonna die alone, myself.
Perma-closet virgin here
>>29529587
At least you don't have cancer.
>>29528520
Fly me out to Russia and let me shoot all the cool Russian vaporware like that jackhole Larry Vickers.
>>29528520
>>29528520
Repeal the Hughes Amendment.
>>29528579
Open the MG registry?
Place my ashes in a ballistic missile.
>>29528520
Tell the state legislature that our assault weapon laws gave me cancer, and wish for them to be removed to prevent future tragedies
>>29528520
train me to operate as much as possible within 1 month, drop me in the middle of Raqqa with a 1000 rounds, a SCAR 17s, and a suicide vest
>>29528520
>What is your request?
To make America great again.
Pics of Texasbabe putting shotgun shells in her pussy.
tfw make a wish wont actually let you do anything fun because political correctness, esentially anything perceived as dangerous is off the table. Im 19 was diagnosed with AML leukimia when i was 17(in remission now) and I am honestly having a hard time finding something worth while to do with make a wish. No cars guns or hunting or anything else politically incorrect or unsafe. Travel is limited to 7 day stays so it cant be too extensive. I know i can get free shit or have a (short) trip of a lifetime but there are so many things I wish i could do that i cant.
>>29533210
Ask for 1 million dollars. Buy guns. Problem solved.
My wish would be to fire a G36
The live of a europoor nogunz is hard
>>29533220
wont do that either, they also turned down my requests for several pounds of swiss gold bullion. Also cant even tour best korea or Crimea
>>29529263
It's like I moved right into trap breeding grounds. I have returned to my people.
>>29528520
nuclear tourism
>>29533210
Don't die in us senpai
>>29535915
On*
>>29533255
"Make a Wish"
More like "Make a Wish*"
>*as long as its not for money, special trips, longer than 7 day excursion, not in any remote or exotic destination, and nothing dangerous because god forbid the terminally ill child gets injured
Spend a day with Dugan Ashley.
>>29528520
A pilgrimage to the /k/ube. AVE NEX ALEA
>>29528520
Let me JDAM a landfill
>>29535935
should be
"Make a Wish*"
>As long as its throwing the first pitch at a game or getting a visit from spiderman
Blast my corpse into space when i die
