Ask a soldier of Sealand anything.
>see land
where?
>>29476876
He literally posted a pic of where you shitcock.
>>29476843
How often do you masturbate to furry porn?
Conscript or volunteer? How do guy get weapons? Are civilians allowed firearm ownership? What prices and how easy can you get ammo?
>>29476843
When will issuance of passport re-commence?
ID cards don't cut it.
>>29476843
Keep many guns there? Isn't it legally part of UK water not international nowadays? Do cunts there follow UK laws? Tell us some stories of the shady shit that goes on there.
>>29476900
I like scalie more.
How hard did your life suck before that signing up to give your life in defense of a single North Sea platform of dubious structural integrity seemed like a good idea?
>>29476903
Volunteer.
We get our guns from Eruope.
He don't have strict gun laws here.
Prices are a few 100 for a rifle.
>>29476909
My nigga.
>>29476912
I was born on sealand.
Bong water looks like literal bong water
>>29476922
Can I claim Sealander nationality? Is that even a nationality or are you considered a Brit?
>>29476922
No you weren't. Stop LARPing.
>>29476932
Most people here are English, but we have a few frenchies and Germans.
It isn't a nationality, only 30 people live here.
>>29476843
What are your drug laws like?
Can I move there to grow my own opium for recreational purpose?
>>29476955
No.
>>29476964
Stupid Assholes
>>29476915
How can I move there
>>29476950
If not nationality, what would make me eligible to join your military? Assuming I have prior military exerpience.
Also, do you have muslims there?
>>29476880
I guess you didn't get the joke
>>29476843
Too many dumb fucks falling for this, proof or get the fuck out. How hard is it to take a time stamped photo?
>>29476971
A few negros, but this country is completely Christian.
This guy has a thread on /out/ too but claims to be a fisherman. No pics on either.
>>29476843
How do I travel there ? Also, what's there ?
>>29476876
>There land
>>29476843
Proof
>>29476843
If there was an amphiphious assualt on brittania would you whores support the invaders or stay loyal to brittania?
What's Big Boss like? Have you ever hung out with Ocelot?
>>29477518
We'd probably support the defence of the island.
Can you prove it?
>>29476843
CAN YOU GET THE FUCK ON DECK
WERE UNDER ATTACK
>>29476909
What's Sealand's standard issue infantry rifle?
>>29476843
Yo, when they gonna make like a medical or R&D platform?
>>29477597
Anybody can become a "knight" by paying for the title on their website. Anon likely has a piece of paper he paid 100 dollars for so he could LARP harder.
>>29476955
>>29476932
>>29476905
How stupid and gullible can you people possibly be?
>>29480276
It's called having fun, anon.
You should really try it sometime
>>29480292
Window licker
>>29480342
no u
>>29480342
>>29480342
Crayon eater
seanon pls post pics from the platform
>>29481339
He's a liar you moron
>>29481348
make me
>>29476880
Im blind
G11.
