/k/ writes a cadence
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/k/ let's write a running cadence one line at a time
I'll start
HERE'S A STORY ABOUT A BOARD
WHERE POINT FOUR FIVE ACP WAS THE LORD
BOTH FAIR AND GREAT
NIG NOG KA-BAR LOVE MY GLOCK
AYO
HOL UP
IS YOU SAYIN
WE USED TO BE THE BIG BLACK MAYN
WHO HAS THE BEST SHOW ON TV?
DON'T EAT A 'DILLO YOU'LL GET LEPROSY.
BANES THE BIGGEST ON /TV/
DRAGON DILDOS IN MY ASS
>>29426814
BUT FILLED WITH BAIT
FIVE FIVE SIX IS A PASSING FAD
NINE NINETEEN IS MIGHTY BAD
BITCH CALIBERS JUST MAKE ME MAD
*violent coughing*
MY GIRLS A VEGETABLE
*joke about a stillborn child*
>>29426915
ILL BUY HER ANYTHING
*Female drops out*
I JUST FUCKING SHOT MYSELF
WE ARE YOUNG, NO ONE CAN TELL US WE'RE WRONG
>>29426978
*entire platoon has to circle around 10 times for her to catch breath
NAPALM STICKS TO KIDS
>>29426792
INDIAN ARMY IS BEST ARMY
AUTISTIC NIGGER SPERGLORD FEDORA SHILL, NUGGET ENTERPRISES WILL DELIVER RHODIE PAT YES THEY WILL!
>>29427117
FUCK THAT NIGGER POO IN LOO
GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW
>>29427172
ALL THESE NIGGERS SHALL BOW
RUNNING IN A FURSUIT IS NOT FUN
if ya'll had written an actual cadence I may have called it out this weekend during drill but alas I cannot yell nigger or dragon dildo.
>>29427229
I GOT SWEAT RUNNIN DOWN MY BUNS
INNAWOODS WITH MY NUGGET
TAKE THAT GUN AND REMOVE KEBAB,
HAIL OUR SAVIOUR LORD TRUMP
THANK HIM FOR MAKING AMERICA GREAT
>>29427259
THEN ILL GO HOME AND FUCK IT
>>29427282
MMM GOOD
A YELLOW BIRD
>>29427295
YES GOOD
AYY LMAO
>>29427316
FUCK FUDDS!
>>29427325
MMM GLADLY ;)
>>29426792
PING PING! PING!
ANTMAN IS A CRAZY CUNT
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIT
INDIA SUPERPOWER BY 2020
>>29427345
SHOULDNT HAVE HAD THAT OTHER BLUNT
>>29427365
I LIKE MOSINS I LIKE GLOCKS
>>29427355
lel
>>29427229
NEITHER IS EATING BROWNIES MADE WITH CUM
>>29427370
I really like sucking on cute traps cocks
SOOOUNDD OFFFF
>>29427370
SAKUYA LOVES TO GOBBLE DAT COCK
1 2 3 4 PMC'S PAY MORE
5 6 7 8 FOR OUR WIVES, ITS TOO LATE
9 10 11 12 WASTE OUR PAYCHECKS ON PAYPAL
13 14 15 16 FEEL WHEN G F NOT EXISTING
Someone needs to do a vocaroo of this
>>29426792
CADENCES ARE THE GAYEST SHIT, ONLY FAGLORDS WHO WATCH TOO MANY MOVIES LIKE CADENCES AFTER BOOT.
>>29426816
>>29426827
>>29426833
>>29426863
Kek
>>29427427
Pls
My girl's an anime
She browses on /jp/
But I would do anything
To keep her a trap
She has a big peen
It's called a BBC
But I would do anything
To keep her a trap
She has swoll arms an' legs
She's good at givin' pegs
But I would do anything
To keep her a trap
Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the skin and watch her groan
But I would do anything
To keep her a trap
Each time she speaks to me
Sounds like Gary Busey
But I would do anything
To keep her a trap
She prefers dragon dildos
Shoves em in as far as they go
But I would do anything
To keep her a trap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a80osb2GYBA
>>29426816
GONNA GET ME SOME DRAGON COCK
>>29427236
Welcome to /k/, now get out.
Got an old one from way back in the day when I was a fuck up Private surrounded by fuck up privates who all thought it would be cool to make our own cadence. Still have Fetile Shotgun handwritten copy nine with me after all these years.
I blew my fetus against the wall
Poorman motherfucker had to scrape it off
I screamed the name Jimmy as I said achoo
Wierd shit happens what do you do
I painted my walls placenta pink
It's a fine color what do you think
Just grab a fetus and mix it in
Throw it in a bucket let's begin
Put it in a blender on liquefy
Then I found out it went in alive
Reduced to a splat on the ceiling fans
Jesus fucking Christ I'm a fucked up man
Written as a group effort, copies made by Private anonymous for his general well being
>>29426792
Fucking boots.
