Is it possible to kill a bear in CQB?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJQLQK7tsUc
(Leo totally deserved that Oscar)
>>29424819
Yes. It's incredibly difficult but it has been done.
>>29424835
Definitley, he's one of my favorite actors. Honestly can't think of a bad film with him in. When I saw that bear cub I just knew shit was going down.
>>29424836
How? I thought bears were near unstoppable rape trains?
katana
>>29424869
I wouldn't want anything shorter than a Pike
>>29424864
He got a lot of flak early on in his career when people thought he was just a pretty-boy, but he really has shown the world how top-notch an actor he is.
You know that scene in Django when his hand gets cut? That was totally an accident and he just acted through it like a fucking boss.
I can only imagine how fucking GRUELING the filming for The Revenant was. It was filmed in large part in Quebec and I can tell you right now that it gets FUCKING COLD there.
>>29424864
>unstoppable rape trains
Most of bears don't have big interest in meat, especially Human meat. If you faced a bear, just play dead or do baby position, then the bear will find that you make no threat and leave you alone (probably he will scratch your ass once or twice to make sure you're not a threat)
Individual results may vary.
>>29424894
It really depends on the type of bear and what the situation is.
Playing dead with a grizzly or a polar bear will get you fucking killed.
>>29424910
Grizzlies can be friendly if their belly is full
but
>polar bear
nope, that's a big fucking no
>>29424893
I watched The Revenant with my bros in the middle of winter in their shitty freezing house. Realistic as fuck, I felt his pain. He was good in Titanic too if you ask me. (guessing that's where his pretty-boy image came from)
>>29424894
>just play dead or do baby position
Fuck off m8 I've seen what happens when bears bite you. They go straight for your gut and genitals as those are the fleshiest areas. I hope you get eaten by a bear for spreading shitty disinfo.
>They can't 1v1 a bear
I bet you pussies don't even butt heads with goats during resilience training.
>>29424931
>Awww, look at the polar bears! Aren't they CUTE!?
Worse yet, there are bears in the northwest which are a cross between polar bears and grizzlies. Fucking terrifying.
>>29424939
Have you seen Shutter Island? If not, don't look it up. Just watch it. Almost nothing can be said about the movie without spoiling, but trust me when I say it's fantastic.
>>29424895
alpha as fuck.
>>29424951
>he doesnt go kickboxing with cassowarys
I know absolutely no one is going to believe me but I once choked a young adult black bear into submission when I was quite drunk
I'm 6'4 and 124 kilos by the way.
>>29424951
Busta rhymes please.
I thought black bears were the most dangerous because they dont give a fuck about their cubs and playing dead only works when a bear is defending cubs. Polar bears are the only animal on Earth that actively stalks and consumes humans, but their range doesn't overlap ours as much, and the humans who do live near them are well armed.
Tl;dr all bears will cuck your shit up if they feel so inclined.
>>29424895
>dat filename
>>29424952
>cross between polar bears and grizzlies
Do they get magical powers like how Ligers are bigger than both Tigers and Lions?
Personally I think ape attack is worst seeing as they have a much great penchant for malice and cruelty. I'm sure we've all seen the woman who got her face and hands torn off by ONE chimp. There are 6 foot chimps now too.
Is The Revenant worth watching? I'm not really into movies or TV, I can't watch grown men play pretend for hours on end, and I especially hate it when a decent movie is ruined with some stupid love story.
>>29425024
Youre such a bigot. Take down that photo of a Black Lives Matter march right now.
>>29425015
>Polar bears are the only animal on Earth that actively stalks and consumes humans
Wew lad!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-eater
>>29425041
Is your time really so valuable that you can't find 2 or so hours to spare? No it isn't. I know this bait but fuck off you autist.
>>29425024
>The hybrids demonstrated behavior more similar to polar bears than grizzlies. They stomped toys similar to how polar bears break ice, and hurled bags to the side "as polar bears may hurl prey".[19] Grizzlies given the same bags do not demonstrate this hurling behavior.[19]
Smaller than polar, but larger than grizzly...
So a larger, more terrifying grizzly.
>>29425041
It's a great revenge story.
>>29425066
>if someone likes what I don't like, they're autistic and their post is bait
I get bored as fuck sitting in one spot doing nothing. At least vidya makes me feel like I'm part of it.
>>29425066
>can't find 2 or so hours to spare
2 and a half nigga
>>29424952
Even covered in gore. Yes, they are pretty cute.
>>29425111
Cute in the same way that a tiger is cute. 50% dawwww, 50% pants-shitting terror.
>>29425094
same thing here, why is that? am i just being impatient or cynical or what
>>29425094
>>29425151
Even the most adhd riddled Australian child can sit through a movie. What games do you play? I could do with a laugh.
>>29425095
>2 or so
That's not an exact length nigga
>>29425134
>you will never raise a pet polar bear and go hunting innawild with it
I remember reading about a guy who had a cougar for hunting but I don't know whether that was made up.
>>29425151
No, movies and TV are for normies. It's not our fault that sitting on the couch and watching largely anti-gun faggots act out a boring story isn't exciting to us.
>>29424864
There was one guy who killed one by jamming his hand down its throat so it couldn't bite down on his arm and then biting its jugular.
Humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason.
>>29425179
i do watch documentaries and sometimes shows
recently i've only been playing red orchestra 2 and kf2
why would that make you laugh?
>>29425024
Chimps are the niggers of primates, savage as fuck, they go for your face, extremities and genitals. People who survive being attacked by them are often left castrated, with no hands and their faces ripped off.
>>29425041
>I can't watch grown men play pretend for hours on end
Fucking grade A+++ autismo right there.
>>29425041
ehhhh..... it was worth watching once. I watched it a few months ago, and honestly dont remember anything remarkable about it. Just the bear scene, injuns, and that fuckin pussy.
>>29425196
>normies
ADHD fedora tipper confirmed. Besides who gives a fuck what the actor thinks? Judge an artist by their work you fucking pleb. Only women and faggots follow actors personal lives.
>>29425218
Red Orchestra is decent. Killing Floor 2 is fucking trash and is repetitive as fuck with none of the fun and charm of the original. Killing the zombies gets boring after wave one running around the same tiny area. How can someone play survival games yet not be able to sit through a movie?
>>29424819
Ppl have killed bears with knives before. In some cultures way back, a boy was not considered a man until he did just that. He was given a large knife (pretty much a short sword) had to kill a healthy, full grown bear.
>>29425212
Intelligence, weapons and working together. That's why we're number one.
>Me and the s/k/uad going hiking
>We're all armed with various poorfag hallmark armaments
>One trail, no options
>3/4 way up mountain, about a mile and a half trek
>Suddenly Black Bear from behind shrub
>20 yards away
>Buttholes clenched
>We're all pretty faggy about animals and we've gone over bear protocol
>We stand at low ready in a line like a firing squad would
>It's just standing there watching us while constantly licking itself like it has peanut butter in it's mouth
>buddy shoots nugget at rock face next to bear
>Rocks scatter and bear just about shits itself
>Actually tumbles and rolls down a gentle slope while making bear distress noises
Nugget confirmed bear dispatch tool
>>29425238
I want to see some gorillas fight a load of chimps. Would love to see chimps getting ripped in half and shit.
>>29425260
i just like the gore and gun animations in kf2
nice opinion though
>>29424895
Jesus hopscotching Christ.
>>29425308
>i just like the gore
Seriously how old are you?
Remember you don't need to lie on an anonymous image board you aren't going to lose any 'rep'
>>29425024
>>29425238
>>29425296
On the bright side, humans are only one of two apes that use clenched-fists as weapons, though the other (Gorillas) basically just use it like a club.
Punching technique seriously bumps humans up a notch in terms of how hard we can hit for our size.
In 2002 my mate and I were attacked by a female grizzly (judging from the pervasive musk impregnated on our clothes after the incident) when we were doing our phenology studies near Kodiak Island, Alaska.
3 of my ribs were crushed when the bear and tent landed on us. My right ankle was snapped in half as I tried to frantically drag myself away blind under bed roll coverings.
Sasha lost his eye and several teeth. His brain was swollen and he almost died from internal hemmorhages. Thank god he had his Sebenza.
>>29425333
23
what i don't like is tripwire not fulfilling their promises and being slow as fuck with updates
what's your point?
>>29425339
Well played.
>>29424887
Then why do like holding your dick?
>>29425334
I would rather be knocked out desu.
Getting bits literally torn off you is way way worse.
![0ba51666103292423c3c4aa9dc5dde8e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lOOimKs.jpg "0ba51666103292423c3c4aa9dc5dde8e[1].jpg")
Kodiaks
>>29425339
I guess the snapped ankle was a typo for snapped sebenza
>>29424835
He got it because he started shilling for niggers recently out of desperation and because he plays the race-traitor in a movie filled with SJW propaganda
>inb4 muh /paul/
>>29425378
Well congratulations there are children more mature than you. You should seriously go see a doctor about that undiagnozed ADHD though you literal retard.
>>29425015
Never heard of the sunderbans eh.
>>29425473
As far as I remember blacks were bitching about the lineup and indians were supporting him and the film. Have you even seen the film?
>>29425480
okay
>>29425505
Now why the fuck would you go exploring in Asia? Everything there will fuck you up and it's not comfy like say Wales or Wyoming.
>>29424992
Holy fuck how are you even alive with that little weight? Also you're lucky mommy bear wasn't around otherwise she'd have fucked you in the ass.
>>29425509
I actually did yes. Not bad but would it really hurt if they put away DA EVEL HWIT MAN KILL MAH TRIBES narrative?
>>29425584
>DA EVEL HWIT MAN KILL MAH TRIBES
How fucking dumb do you have to be to leave the film with this message? I'm not even white but I could sympathize with all the characters. I totally understood why Tom Hardy did what he did.
>>29425584
Did you even see the movie? Every side presented in the film has its own way of inspiring sympathy and hate. Hardy's a cockbag but you can't say nobody couldn't sympathize with his thirst for personal survival, the indians are fucking savages but they are being screwed by the expansion of white civilization, the whites are also savage but they're just trying to make a living- shit the only group you could honestly come out hating entirely were the French.
"Da ebil white man" isn't really the core of the film and doesn't take over the narrative. Its all about survival of each group. For fuck's sake the films open with a slaughter coming from the indians, you really think they'd throw that in there if they wanted you to be 100% pro-native american?
>>29425584
>ah aint read historey muuch
>>29425388
Lol
>>29425042
Oh fuck my sides
>>29424819
https://huckberry.com/journal/posts/man-kills-grizzly-with-hands-and-teeth
Yes, but it isn't easy.
>>29425212
>and then biting its jugular.
No. Just no.
>>29425720
>Did you even see the movie?
I already told you i did. Are you autistic?
>Every side presented in the film has its own way of inspiring sympathy and hate.
Yeah, no. Injuns are all noble people who care for the wounded while whitey is evil, traitorous, genocidal and hangs them from the trees for no reason. Like any other movie out there is filled with liberal propaganda and you know it. You just dont want to admit it. End of discussion.
>>29425654
>I'm not even white
Then shut the fuck up
>>29426079
He bit the jugular the bear passed out then he clubbed its head in. Obviously ymmv (you're gonna die)
With a sword, spear, and shield, I imagine it wouldn't be impossible to escape with the ability to walk.
>>29424819
Yes, you just have to try to remember the basics.
>>29425720
>the only group you could honestly come out hating entirely were the French.
which is funny, considering the long history of amiable relations between French Canadians and Natives.
>>29425584
Yeah it would, because decent people outnumber dumbfuck beta bigots like you.
Stop demanding everything pander to your Turner Diaries fantasies, you self-absorbed little fuckwit.
>>29425565
>124 kilos at 6'4
thats almost 250 lbs. this guy has clearly been eating his Wheaties, so yea, It's bullshit but I believe it.
>>29425018
Hehe you noticed it :^) you are super cool :^)
>>29425024
It's a good thing we can clench out fists and punch them. Their jaws are more likely to break from a good swing since it isn't squared like ours.
>>29426098
Still no. There's just no way that you're gonna put any pressure on a bears jugular, not with your puny human jaw and teeth.
Not to mention that bears (just like humans) have two jugular veins, one on each side of the neck. And just pinching one of them won't cause a sudden loss of consciousness.
Bullshit story is bullshit.
>>29424819
You can do anything once anon
>>29425388
rekt
>>29426268
If I were to cut one of your jugular veins you'd be dead in under a minute. This man who killed the bear had it verified by several game biologists.
A human jaw and teeth are surprisingly strong, humans in general can pull off amazing shit due to our biology. There are instances where men have been picked up my tornadoes and thrown hundreds of feet and survived, there are people that jumped out of planes and survived when their parachute failed to deploy.
It's well withing the realm of possibility that a man killed a bear with his hands and teeth and some point in human history, youre lucky it happened while you were on the earth the same time that this man was.
>>29426095
The way you think everything is about race reminds me of niggers.
I don't think you're white either, you're comments remind me of some butthurt mexican or other "white" person.
>>29426202
>it grabs your fist and pulls your hands off
>>29424893
He wiped his hand on that chicks face. That wasn't real was it?
>>29424895
>unaware of previous happenings
based newfag
>>29425533
first 3 seconds I thought it was a frog and then recognized the puppy face of imminent pain and death.
>>29426323
>If I were to cut one of your jugular veins you'd be dead in under a minute.
But I am not a bear.
>This man who killed the bear had it verified by several game biologists
Says who?
>A human jaw and teeth are surprisingly strong
No.
>There are instances where...
Useless irrelevant anecdotes.
>It's well withing the realm of possibility that a man killed a bear with his hands and teeth and some point in human history
Sure. But it did not happen like the sign describes. It is simply not possible.
>>29425334
If we can teach a gorilla sign language, I think we can teach one boxing
>>29426457
Who is it going to spar with?
>>29425533
what the fuck was that
>>29426457
They don't really do that well standing on two legs though. It's much easier to raise one or both arms up to do a hammer fist in a downward motion.
>>29426530
The mountain
>>29424895
>>29426562
Anna Gonda
>>29426649
WHAAAAAAAAAATT!!! thats a big motherfuckers chirst
>>29425195
I have that threadcap.
>>29424910
It really depends, i.e. If a black bear is all out attacking you it's probably diseased, starving, or some combo and you should definitely fight back.
Polar bears will actively hunt humans
Grizzly might be protecting their Cubs or defending territory, where playing dead will cause them to stop, or as above with the black bear be starving or diseased
>>29426404
>bears are not mammals
>cutting off circulation doesn't work in your bear is jellyfish when it wants to be fantasy land
>didn't happen because his arm would be bitten off due to this non mammal not having a gag reflex
I know this is day /k/, but seeing children trying to act smart is retarded.
If its not true, he pummeled a bear to death with a stick anyway.
If you stick an arm down a throat of any mammal they will gag, and because the gag reflex on a wild animal is so strong (hence it not being extinct because it eats retarded shit), it will not bite down and instead wretch and attempt to get your arm out of its throat.
>its not possible
Read a book nigger. Go to biology class or something. Dont post your kiddy bullshit on /k/
http://www.tampabay.com/opinion/columns/ruth-the-bears-had-no-chance/2251671
my fucking sides are gone.
>the bears were defenceless
>one hunter shot a bear from his porch because it was a regular visitor.
bears have feelings too! this article is hilarious
>>29424819
>Is it possible to kill a bear in CQB?
there have well documented cases of it being done unarmed for hundreds of years.
and people shoot bears with bows and guns and shit all the time.
>>29424967
there's a russian guy who purportedly beat the shit out of a bear but he's paralyzed and missing half his face
>Is it possible to kill a bear in CQB?
Yes
>>29424895
That's a fucking man
>>29426095
>everything is liberal propaganda
Just fuck off back to /pol/ if you're so triggered by Indians that aren't portrayed like they're in some shitty John Wayne western.
>>29425196
>act out a boring story
That's the thing, movies aren't boring. If they were they would fail. Even shitty movies have me on he edge of my seat with suspense or laughing my ass off.
Most of the time I can't even tell to are "acting".
>>29426366
It was real. She vomited and cried after.
>>29424819
Is anyone else terrified of bears? The thought of going against one, even armed makes me want to shit myself...
>>29425584
You know that sign that the French guys hang around the guy's neck?
It reads: "Nous sommes tous des sauvages", meaning "We're all savages".
THAT was the point of the film.
>>29426146
Depends which natives. The English and French colonists made friends with opposing tribes (fitting).
Interestingly, the French colonists adopted many of the combat tactics from the natives and used them with great success against the English, but ultimately lost because of a French general that was shipped off to help the colonists. LEL.
>>29426366
Smearing blood on her was completely unscripted. Leo rocks.
>>29426576
Yup. We kinda struck gold with our evolutionary path.
Humans are also the best at throwing stuff in the animal kingdom. Other apes can throw, but not with the same kind of accuracy and velocity as we can.
>>29427191
>Yup. We kinda struck gold with our evolutionary path.
What if bears had learned to use weapons before humans?
>>29426866
Are those the infamous 'welfare bears'?
>>29424819
Why would you kill it? Why not befriend it?
>>29426346
Fortunately I have two of them. I'd knock that fucking monkey out.
>>29424895
Jesus Fucking Christ
>>29424895
>bear chomps down on arm
>all according to keikaku
>>29424864
>favorite actors
>he has a favorite actor
Are you a fucking woman?
>>29425584
With this and the whole Sicario thing and everybody wondering who the sicario was, and bitching about a whole lot of other shit that was clearly explained in the story, I'm convinced /k/ is actually the most fucking stupid, illiterate, and easily gullible and troll able site on the internet. Not just where the most dumbest of niggers hang out on 4chan, but on the internet. How fucking stupid do you have to be to watch movies and miss their point entirely? It's not in a fucking dead language and 30234234 pages long. Cunts like you literally have the listening comprehension of a banana
>>29424819
I guarantee you, every land animal, at some point in history has been killed by a man's bare hands.
>>29424819
>sun bear or south american bears
Possible and probable for a 6 foot tall 200 pound male unarmed or with a rock
>black bear or most asiatic bears
Lol a 300 pound black bear would be a match for just about anybody but a 300 pound world strongman unarmed, with a knife over 6 inches it becomes entirely likely the human will win, or even with a rock it'd be in the humans favor.
>any species of brown bear
No. Maybe one in a thousand chance. A 500 lb blackbear can one hit snap your shit and take a huge amount of damage. And they can grow to be 2500 lbs if we're talking about kodiaks
>>29427712
Luckily black bears are closer behaviorally to a racoon than a brown, they are infesting my neighborhood because people can't lock up their fucking garbage and don't understand that hunting is a necessary part of a functioning ecosystem if you decide to live next to a shitton of woods.
>>29425044
>in asia, maneating leopards usually attack at night, and have been reported to break down doors and thatched roofs in order to reach human prey.
Nigga wtf
>>29428123
If the hunting pressure is great enough there is no reason they wouldn't go after people. We're kind of shit at fighting if we are taken by surprise and there is a decent amount of meat on a person.
>>29426164
ah fuck i had a brain fart. For some reason I read it as 124lbs.
>>29428153
Sure, but knock down doors? That's some next level shit right there
>>29428123
Leopards are when you book a flight.
>>29424895
I can only imagine the bear biting down on that guy's arm, only for him to give a crooked grin and say some witty one liner, like "My turn" or "Is that it?"
>>29424835
>leo deserved that oscar
the revenant was shit m8
>arrows are better than hawken rifles because le noble savage meme
what the fuck was with that shit. injunz were able to 360 noscope trappers from 200 yards with shortbows, while the trappers with fucking rifles weren't able to get a shot off past 25 yards and indians were able to take shots to the chest and still run around.
>trappers and indians firing rifles from half cocked in literally every goddamn scene
>that whole retarded bear scene where it attacks him 5 times and he survives because reasons
>lol I'm a surgeon
>leo magically doesn't drop dead of shock, blood loss, and organ failure
>"we should kill him" being literally the right answer in this situation
>the trappers not all killing leo and his mixed son for the coincidence that the fuckers were gone when they got attacked by 500 goddamn indians
>even in a swj whitey evil cuckfest they manage to make the native americans 1 dimensional caricatures of themselves
>leo solves a collapsed lung and internal bleeding by putting blackpowder on a superficial throat cut and lighting it
>all the people walking around dick deep in freezing cold water in the dead of canadian winter
>a man with a dozen broken bones hopping into class 5 rapids in the canadian wilderness and not only not dying in the process, but not dying of hypothermia from the freezing cold water
I don't know what happened after that because I walked out.
>leo deserved that oscar
leo bought that oscar. the revenant was literally his worst performance.
>>29425473
>>29425509
>>29425584
Honestly this country needs to make like Japan and write all the bad shit we did out of the history books
No more muh Native American genocide or muh slavery, no more white guilt and white shaming
just like Japan thinks WWII never happened, and they removed kebab from their country entirely without even needing an army, we could be that strong too.
>>29428533
Who cares, you fucking woman.
>>29428684
>can u kill a bear like mu husbando leo is the greatest movie evar da revnant
>that movie is a steaming pile of shit
>lol who cares brah
you do. and it's shit. terrible gun handling, terrible fighting scenes, and a shitty unbelievable story.
>>29427670
He picks good movies to act in.
>>29424895
>jugular vein
surely they mean the carotid artery
>>29428729
>shitty unbelievable story
You know this was based on a true story, right?
>>29426530
Bob Sapp
>>29428896
The similarities it shares with the true story are a guy fights a bear and people thought he was dead when he wasn't m8
>>29428123
I remember when I was living in London and developed this fear of being stalked by big cats (dont ask why)
Fucking leopards man, everytime I'd go out to smoke in the yard I'd imagine one slinking over the fence and pouncing on me.
>>29428896
a man really got cold cocked by a bear, then the bear waited for a few minutes for him to scream a bit, then let him line up a shot with his rifle and wing it, then mauled the guy for a bit and stepped on his face, then took a shit as the guy REEEEEEE'd a bit more, then mauled the shit out of him again, then let him take out a knife to small to kill a bear, then mauled him a bit as he stabbed him in an area that wouldn't reach any arteries on a bear, then roll down a hill holding the dude.
>true story brah
>>29428968
this
>>29428533
>muzzle loaded rifles
Wtf lol
>>29429000
>The Hawken rifle was a muzzle-loading rifle built by the Hawken brothers, and used on the prairies and in the Rocky Mountains of the United States during the early frontier days. It has become synonymous with the "plains rifle", the buffalo gun, and the fur trapper's gun
the door is that way. please use it underagefag/reddit transplant
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawken_rifle
>>29424819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJdS8RsYGQU
>>29424893
It was filmed in Alberta, Dingus.
>>29429036
How do you fight a crocodile anon-kun?
>>29429091
Was it? I seem to recall seeing the Quebec film thing at the end of the credits.
>>29429187
shoot it in the side of the head from 5 feet with a 10-22
>lazy nigger lizards
>a threat to humans
don't fuck with them and they don't fuck with you. stay out of crocodile holes while slogging and don't try to kick them or anything on the side of the road and they don't even notice you're there.
>>29429187
arm down the throat if already in mouth, open the flap at the back of it's throat to let water in and so it lets you go. If not punch in the snout or eyes, gouge the fuckers out anything to make it let you go before you drown. Your best bet though?
>Don't fight it in the water.
even better bet?
>Don't fucking fight a crocodile.
>>29429227
In CQB duh. If a croc attacks you it's already in your face seeing as they're ambush predators.
>>29429273
>anything to make it let you go before you drown.
Fuck...
>being dragged down into the murky depths by a giant croc
Nightmare fuel.
>>29427610
>seconds later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc
>>29429296
it's how they work man. why waste energy and potentially hurt themselves when they can outlast you and watch the bubbles stop?
>>29428635
Doesn't need to be written out but not so much shame and focus about it
>>29429296
>If a croc attacks you it's already in your face seeing as they're ambush predators.
they won't attack you unless you A. fuck with them or B. don't notice that you went from dick deep to chest deep while wading into water (IE you stepped into an alligator hole nigga) and say "lol yolo" and keep going.
also they sprint 30mph on land and will death roll the shit out of you underwater if you are dumb enough to poke them with a stick. so don't do that.
99% of martial man on alligator action involves a line trap and a .22 rifle or just shooting them at 20 yards from a johnboat as they sun themselves. the fact that it's so damn easy to kill a dozen gators in an afternoon is why I haven't dropped the 200 dollarydoos for a single fucking alligator tag down here in florida.
>>29424894
>playing dead
>with a black bear
literally the bear that gets curious and decides to open you up just to see what's inside. Please go play dead around some black bears for us. Livestream it for us so we can have a few laughs.
>>29429437
Alligators are bitch ass cunt pussies.
Saltwater Crocs and Nile Crocs eat more people each year than any other species.
Have you not seen videos of crocodiles hunting? The zebra getting disembowled? The corpse getting pulled from inside that croc?
>>29425024
Gorillas can kill you pretty nicely with a jab
>>29426095
being this oblivious to the film
>>29429407
Oh i get that. I just think it's terrifying. Imagine seeing a loved one get pulled into the water by a giant croc? What could you even do about it?
>>29429509
>don't stand dick deep in water and you won't get eaten by a crocodile if you magically teleport 2000 miles away to a 3rd world african country
such hard
>>29429539
thats not how it works. also the answer to all your questions is "don't be a dumbass, dumbass".
>>29429437
>from Florida
>is dumb as shit
I wish I could say I was surprised.
>>29429556
>has an irrational fear of a lizard because you have no first hand knowledge of them
yankee plz
>>29429546
You fucking retard crocs snatch people from the shore all the time. That's how they fucking hunt you stupid fucking hick.
>>29429596
Crocodiles aren't lizards.
Alligators aren't crocodiles.
>>29428968
More along the lines of he got horribly rekt by the bear, but won the fight. And then left behind to die, but didn't. And then proceeded onward to get revenge because he got ditched. The rest of the story of Hugh Glass is more murky. People don't agree on who the people were who left him, why exactly they left him, or how exactly it all went down afterwards. Only that he should have fucking died, but didn't. That came some years later when some indians killed him and a few other people while they were out exploring.
>>29429618
unless you are a chink or a nigger you will never be on the same continent as a crocodile
and unless you are a dumbass chink or a braindead nigger, "don't stand near the water" is all the crocodile protection you need. But please keep REEEEEing about that video of a croc ripping up a zebra you're so afraid of.
so your combined answer to "hurr how do i CQC a crocodile the next time I'm in africa!" is don't go near the water and shoot them in the fucking face when they sun themselves.
>>29428635
how did they remove kebab? I must learn!
>>29429663
What is Australia.
Seriously this is all shit I knew when I was 7 how can someone reach adulthood being such a dumbass?
>>29429725
>aussie
>calling anyone unintelligent
if you have a noticable problem with aussies being killed by crocodiles, then darwinism is working to make the average australian less of an inbred chav criminal with a penchant for sniffing gas with abbos.
>>29424819
Here ya go
>>29429805
No but I would like to visit one day.
No matter what I say you're just gonna move the goalposts and shitpost cause you can't take being wrong. It's been a blast. Die soon.
>>29429902
all you've said is "hurr but crocs will opportunistically kill and eat idiots"
the answer to the problem is to not put yourself in the situation where it is a problem. you can hunt crocs and gators like shooting cans because they are top tier predators who aren't used to being hunted. They don't actively target humans but will defend themselves and take a free meal when some dumb abbo decides he wants to cool his balls by standing in a river as he huffs gasoline.
>this afraid of something that doesn't give a shit about killing you
>>29429539
fuck all. watch and scream their name while you watch the blood and bubbles.
What was that guys name again who went camping with his gf but then a bear came and fucked his shit up, the gf made a tape of the attack allegedly but it's never been fully released afaik
>>29430047
Timothy Treadwell the grizzly man.
He researched bears and an animal lover who wanted to protect bears only for he and his gf to be killed and eaten by a bear. The recording is only audio since the lens cover was on. It reportedly records his gf watching tim get killed and herself getting killed along with the noises of the bear consuming their bodies.
>Possible?
Absolutely
> Wise?
Absolutely not
>>29430047
Backcountry (2014)?
>>29430240
>He researched bears
and didnt carry a boomstick? Natural selection, literally....
>>29427228
Bears don't need to learn to use weapons, a bear is a weapon.
>>29430323
Why do you think we have the right to bear arms? Shit will fuck people up.
>>29427712
>Lol a 300 pound black bear would be a match for just about anybody
When I was fifteen I savagely beat a black bear that wandered into my garage with a vacuum cleaner.
You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about, people have killed brown bears with pocket knives and firewood before.
>>29430337
>>29425533
Nope nope nope
>>29429374
lel didn't the owner got sued by her mutilated friend later?
>>29429374
>Is too big to eat
>is warm tho
>sits on warm
>yes
>>29426095
>Injuns are all noble people who care for the wounded while whitey is evil
They were shone scalping people, killing wounded and innocents. So noble.
>Then shut the fuck up
Back to /pol/ fag, we don't want you here.
>>29430541
>>29427610
I like you anon. You are a fucking retard and you're going to die, but you got heart.
>>29428635
Fuck that. You own up to your mistakes, and learn from them. Pretending they don't exist is what is so bad about niggers.
We should not, however, be held accountable for the actions of our forefathers that were beyond our control.
>>29424835
Tom Hardy was much better in it.
>>29426996
> using hollow points as bear defense.
Kek
>>29431036
Did they died?
>>29428533
It was all possible if you'd watch.
>>29428998
Ok Mr. Best biologist please tell us how every bear acts in every situation. That attack is completely possible.
>>29428998
>>29428123
>Black Ops Leopards
>>29431036
>when bears go solid snake
>>29429663
What is the USA?
Did you stupid fucks not realize crocs live in Florida?
>>29431468
I think you are confusion alligators and crocs bromosexual
>>29424952
im surprised shutter island isnt mentioned more often as one of the best thrillers ever made
>>29424819
It has happened twice on record. Both time here in Alaska. Both times against fucking brown bear. You do not fuck with brown bear. You will not have a good day
>>29424894
Please play dead in front of black bear kids.
>>29424952
Grizzlies arnt worse you mong. They are just smaller weaker brownies.
>>29431602
RIGHT?
It's just impossible to say more than a few words without spoiling it.
>>29430353
Oh anon, tell me the one about you saved a qt3.14 from a pack and niggers then fucked her brains out too!
>>29425720
they used a real man and a very real and awe-inspiring story, threw it away, and made it into a propaganda film about white colonialism.
In real life Glass never had a son
he never came across a lone Indian while injured that offered him food and cared for his wounds
he never came across an Indian girl being raped by French men
The man who left him for dead and took his rifle successfully escaped to texas and joined the army.
Glass never killed him as he was protected by the US government.
Glass and his party were violently ambushed and slaughtered by the same Indians that were shown in the film as sympathetic and abused shortly after returning to fur trading.
>>29431707
Are there any documentaries on the subject, then?
>>29431763
couple books i believe
>>29426694
>>29425195
That would be the perfect /k/at. I have personally seen people have bobcats and lynx at personal pets. Pretty Awesome house cat and that was in the 90's.
My Bear killer 3 years ago.
>>29431771
Eh. I wouldn't mind an audiobook for transit.
>>29425281
I pictured Zulu tier firing drills.
>>29431690
>honestly thinks black bears are murder machines
>being this retarded
Confirmed for never having left mom's basement. Black bears will fucking flee from merely yelling at them, a human swinging a big plastic thing around in a panic will make them lose their shit.
>>29431774
Nice pupper. Would feed to a snek/10
>>29428533
I will admit the bows were a little stupid, look at the tribesmen in new guinea, Bows were mainly for small varmint tier game.
Indians mostly used spears for fighting, and at the point in time when the movie took place, they would probably have muskets just like the white guys, because they weren't retarded.
>>29432154
See pic.
Had a Python Named Julius Squeezer. Old Room mate didn't turn on the heating lamp one weekend while I was gone.
>>29429187
Put knife through eye
Twist
Repeat process with other eye
>>29428871
Isn't the carotid too deep to reach?
>>29430323
RA3 when?
>>29426530
Mike Tyson. At least then it would be a fair chimp-out
>>29428871
the vein would be carrying deoxygenated blood, so cutting it off would be ineffective. damaging arteries is more effective since they carry oxygen and nutrients to you body parts
I heard bears have bad gag reflex.
>>29425584
>opening scene
>whites get brutally murdered by indians
>leo escapes
>leo meets indian firebro
>indian firebro talks about how his whole family was brutally slaughtered by Sioux indians
I think it was more like: EVERYBODY KILLS EVERYBODY type deal
>>29424819
Allahu Akbar.
>>29432014
>honestly thinks black bears are murder machines
No, I don't.
Just not falling for your bullshit story, anon. That is all.
Yes it's possible.
But it's very unlikely you could do it, and all the odds are against you. It's been done before, but odds are it won't work out 99% of the time.
I used to be stationed in Alaska and lived off base.
A couple times a year I would have a bear or moose outside my door.
>nope.avi
I would just call up my supervisor and tell him. Then I would just stay in my house until the critters left on their own.
>>29425024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK67kaMWN-8
If a silverback gorilla is coming at you, and you aren't armed, you are absolutely fucked.
>>29425212
Source faggot. I've heard of a guy shoving his hand down a jaguars throat then stabbin it to death, but I doubt your story.
>>29424819
Spear would give you a fighting chance. But it would be hard.
>>29434317
No no no. That movie is racist for exactly for that everybody kills everybody narrative. World and america in particular was a perfect place where nobody ever got hurt until the evil white people from Europe came and destroyed everything.
Sincerely your lovely neighborhood collage educated hipster SJW
>>29434121
I don't think you understand how much blood you loose wethe it's your jugular or carotid.
Sure geting the carotid is better but when getting mauled by a bear, 10 more seconds of rape isn't something you care about.
It's possible and doable
>inb4 what it this a picture for ants
>>29436244
Literally read a fucking book
>>29437464
forgot said pic
>>29426821
>get attacked by bear
>stick arm into it's throat
>bear panics, forgets to bite
>beat the fucker with a stick
>>29437632
Yes
Except
>forgets to bite
It certainly wants to, but physically cannot. There's a reason reflexes are called reflexes anon.
Also
>arm down a bears throat making it gag
>it's throwing up the entire 3-5 minutes it takes for the oxygen deprivation to knock it out
>the bear ends up drowning in its own vomit as well
Fucking disgusting. Can you imagine what fresh bear vomit would smell like?
>>29428533
>>leo deserved that oscar
>leo bought that oscar. the revenant was literally his worst performance.
You're right that he didn't deserve it for that movie, but I think the academy felt it had to give it to him from the outcry of common people.
It is still extreme bullshit, revenant was a bad movie.
