Hey /k/ im moving to Venezuela in 3 months to live with my gf can someone tell me anything I need to know about it? Fun laws etc
>I'm moving to Venuzela
>moving to Venuzela
>to Venuzela
>>29413843
Don't
>>29413843
Where are you moving from?
>>29413843
First thing commie dictatorships do is disarming the citizens.
>moving to the staunchest russian ally in the western hemisphere
>>29413860
What's wrong with Venezuela?? Also im moving from London
>>29413843
tl;dr
It's easier to get guns illegally than legally
Anyways, enjoy your 50 cent gas
>>29413886
yea no thats bait
>>29413886
ooooooooooh boy
Venezuela is on the brink of becoming a failed state, if you don't already consider it one. The commie dictator has absolutely destroyed the economy (they literally ran out of toilet paper).
>>29413886
This is a common sight in socialist Venezuela
HOLY SHIT THE LOCAL STORE FINALLY HAS FOOD LINE UP PEOPLE!!!
[Queues intensify]
>>29413906
Impatient people try to rob food delivery trucks
>>29413917
Feel the Bern
>>29413917
Shit that looks fucked up, so what I stay in nofuns uk? Can't really move to mÃtica because of some visa issues
>>29413903
>>29413906
But anon, our president said there is very little difference between communism and capitalism. Would the crying man lie too you?
>>29413937
Have you and your Gf fake marry two other Americans, and you too still stay together. At worst you will get cucked but you will be free.
>>29413964
>cucked
>being free
I'd rather live nofuns
>>29413937
>move there
>buy funs
>wait for inevitable revolution
>remove socialist kebab
it can't fail my friend
>>29413937
You should be thankful to be born in a decent totalitarian state; Venezuela is a shitty totalitarian state.
>>29413843
Your girlfriend is a dude. Probably a member of a drug cartel luring you down there for randsome. When your parents pay them off, he'll still kill you anyway.
>>29413886
It's economy is in complete shambles.
Consumer goods are both incredibly expensive and incredibly scarce. This also applies to necessities.
The government is overbearing and is incapable of dealing with the economic crisis since they have set up a shitty monoculture economy.
You're a fucking retard.
>>29413886
Dude. Venuzela is under a communist dictatorship. It's economy has been trashed these past couple of years. (A Venezuelan bolivar is worth $0.0011, or about one hundredth of a US penny). There are in the middle of a food crisis.
And no, you can't have funs there
>>29414025
this 100%.
>fun laws
yeah its a socialist dictator controlled country where any political opposition gets disappeared moron. no funs allowed
how can people as dumb as OP make it to 18 years old to post on this board
>>29414027
>You're a fucking retard.
This. You think L O N D O N
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Is bad, better then full communist.
>>29414025
>>29414025
i say go for it OP. just make sure you make a thread before going over and start post updates every 5 minutes as you land in the country in case you dont even last a day there without getting raped stabbed and thrown in a ditch. we need someone to top the armadillo leprosy guy
I bet you met your "gf" online and want to move over there to meet "her."
>>29414091
Story on the armadillo guy?
>>29413843
Saigamarine?
>>29414105
Dumbass killed and ate armadillo and got leprosy from it.
>>29414118
What a dumb ass, guess they didn't treat you that armadillo is the only animal that shares the same leprosy as humans.
Anything else in his story? Lossing skin and body parts?
>>29414105
>>29414105
happened just last week. turns out his family is retarded too and he has eaten armadillo for years
>>29414057
......I'm 33
>>29414137
so is this a troll thread or is your IQ literally single digits?
>>29414137
>he's so desperate that he has reached the point of going to a communist hellhole in South America to meet his online gf that, more than likely, is not even a girl and just a setup to get you help up for cash.
>>29414167
OP, I can understand that British women would never want too fuck the weak docile cucked "men" of Britian but if you can't see this is a scam then you sees deserve that South American cock in your ass before they slit your throat after taking that ransom money.
>>29414137
Is that your age or IQ M8? how do you not know that Venezuela is a commie dictatorship, failed state, that barely has any basic living goods. And how the fuck have you not even bothered to research it first. This has to be B8. But on the bright side it apparently has cheap petrol.
>moving to a shitty dictatorship where a $500 TV costs $10k
>expecting to be able to own guns
uh uh
>Moving to a failed state
I wut
>>29413886
Even though American fastfood is toxic trash, a McDonald's happy meal costs 75 dollaroos over there. And milk is a luxury product.
I dunno about any of you, but if I was going to go live in a communist/socialist Latino-American country it would be Cuba.
hey /k/ i am an obviously big nosed juden who only speaks hebrew, i just made a time machine. i will be going to berlin in 1943 and was wondering what the fun laws are going to be like there? anything i need to know about it before going?
>>29413843
Venezuelan here.
Best advice dont come.
Second best advice, marry me and then take me to freedomland
>>29413843
>I'm moving to Venezuela
>>29416582
are you a qt grill?
>>29416663
Neither qt nor grill. But i want funs dammit.
>>29414133
Eating armadillo isn't the problem so long as it's cooked. Butchering one without gloves is how you get leprosy.
>>29416694
maybe some sad homo or neet will take you in some day
>>29416715
That may be an issue. See im not homo either.
>>29413886
There's a thriving kidnapping/murder industry in Venezuela, also that you should always carry money on you because if you don't have anything for the muggers they will kill you instead as part of the culture developed in the last couple years to dissuade people from lying/not being a lootable resource.
Your 'girlfriend' is probably luring you over to kill you, steal your money, and sell your organs.
>>29416745
then youre well and truly fucked
>>29413886
dont ever go there
i have family there its poo
>>29413977
It's not really cuckoldry, the marriage would be for legal reasons only.
>>29416761
I know. Im waiting for a komrade to offer their sisters/ daughters (18+)
>>29416808
>waiting for a komrade to offer their sister/daughter
>>29416582
Can you suck dick tho?
>>29416808
>Someone offering their family to a literal retard
Please go help the gene pool by getting yourself killed in Venezuela. You might get to fuck one of the other ransoms before they slit both your throats and throw your corpses in a ditch.
>>29416835
Reply to a joke with an insult. Real mature.
Poopy head.
>>29413843
Don't actually do this.
>>29413886
second highest murder rate in the world
>>29416755
Wow, source?
>>29416714
which he probably did
>>29414133
kek I remember the first thread, didn't he think he needed AP rounds to get through the shell?
>>29419822
Yes. He was /k/ incarnate.
