>You will never leave me.
>You are the only one I can fully trust. No matter the circumstances, you will always be loyal to me.
>I don't have to pretend anything while I'm with you, you never judge me.
You eat a lot, honey.
>>29371420
>You have the ability to be useful
>>29371420
Who hurt you anon...
...I-Im so sorry
There are many like you but this one is mine
Obligatory
>You exist
>>29371420
Im so happy to have you
>aww you're real dirty in there from all those loads I shot through you
>let me just run this swab through you. All better!
>>29371420
>i'm so glad you have a job
>feeding you makes me feel good
>wanna go murder a bunch of stuff?
>We'll always be together
>>29371420
> time to remove the kebab!
Well, I know it's at least 50 years old and it's probably been sitting in a crate in a warehouse that whole time, but you'll eat it anyway won't you?
Also
>I love you
>Alright just keep that hole open
>lemme get the lube
It's been said already but "I love you." My guns don't bitch at me all day like my girlfriend does.
>You never cheat
>I trust you
>You are always running through my mind
>You're still here
>>29371549
You're just dating the wrong kind of woman
I love how big you are
Your weight feels so good in my arms
Let me be gentle
I love you
I say this to girls too but I don't mean it. Only to keep her around as long as possible for the sex.
>>29371503
No one really.
>>29371420
I can't say things to my gun. I can only say things at my gun.
im ok with my friends trying you out
There's something here with attractive, and black, but I can't pull it together.
>>29371420
"I want to shoot you so badly..."
I love opening you up and looking at your insides.
this thread...
>>29371690
Hot sticky rounds
I hope I die with you in my arms
I make sure you are clean every time I am done using you
>>29371680
>2016
>not being a cuck
I make sure you are completely clean every time I am done using you
I can count on you when things get rough.
I have to hide you from my parents.
I feel bad when I use and abuse you.
>>29371816
>tfw
>>29371420
>I would love to go furniture shopping with you
>>29371420
LETS FUCK
I can't wait to tell my friends about you.
Who cares if you are a little heavy.
> I'm afraid to lose you or misplace you.
> i hope you never get stolen
> I can trust you with my life
> you're reliable
It's okay that you're black.
I love to stand back and watch my friends use you.
Im always online looking for a new one.
>>29371816
My father and I have a better relationship after I let him use you.
you didnt suck my best friend's dick and slash my tires
I wish you weren't a Taurus
>>29371816
rip.
>>29372083
Kek
>>29371669
deep
I like that I can store things in your butt
>>29371669
>not letting your gat talk
I get to choose the lube
She eats anything you run through her
FUCK! forgot to lock this up again.
I want to silence you
You're a dirty little fuck that likes rolling around in mud arn't you.
>>29371420
"I love you"
Holy shit this thing is accurate.
>>29371623
The kind that has a vagina?
>>29371420
>>29371520
>>29371528
>>29371584
>>29371608
>>29371647
>>29371816
>>29372081
>>29372133
>/k/- broken human beings
the next ones going to be a black one
You're a man.
>>29372550
More like:
>/k/ - Realists
I enjoy holding you while I'm naked
>>29372550
Are you surprised?
I guess I can't use that boating accident excuse twice
>>29371420
>you can really save me
I have one.
>tfw gay masterrace
>Youre front heavy
>I love anime girls
>I can only afford cheap dirty food for you
>AAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDD I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU
>>29371816
fuck
>>29371420
FUCKING SHIT I WANT A GUN
IM 18 IN TEXAS WITH $500 TO SPEND
THAT'S ENOUGH FOR A DECENT HANDGUN OR A SHITTY RIFLE
WHY IS IT ILLEGAL FOR ME TO BUY A HANDGUN
>>29372939
>That furniture
First time I've actually laughed out loud to an image this year.
What should I upgrade on you next?
You'll never go to Arizona and fuck a black guy.
>you smart
>you loyal
>I appreciate you
>I changed...a lot
>you can too
>>29372961
private sales, fuccboi
>>29373030
>smart guns
I can't wait to use you at the furry convention
>>29373052
Nvm I have said that to my gf too
>>29371420
>I'm so happy to have something I can truly put my heart into without constant criticism.
>I promise to protect you and never let you be taken away.
>I'm sorry this place forces you to have that pin, you deserve only the best.
>You always will be my first priority.
>I hope you are happy with me, because I am happy with you.
>This is good.
>>29373042
There is literally no one to private sale with without extreme effort
>I hate that you're Brazilian
>you're always with me
>let's go for a hike!
>sure, I'll draw you
>>29371816
This
You're reliable
Im gonna strip you down and oil you.
>>29372961
Build an AR faggot. I have built basic ones for 360, built the middle one with the A2 stock for 575
>>29373299
An Ar-15 lower is considered a firearm and not a long arm, illegal for an FFL holder to sell me one
>>29371420
It's ok baby. I'm just gonna play with your sister a bit.
>>29371503
Why would you say that to your gun?
>>29371471
THIS
>>29371420
I've stuck things inside of you before
I have never had a girlfriend, this thread is triggering me
I WANT TO BANG YOU ALL DAY AND OIL YOU UP WHEN I GET HOME AFTER STICKING A LONG ROD INSIDE YOU
>>29371420
The thing I stick in you to make you bang remains solid the entire time, and takes longer than five seconds to empty
>>29373416
Huh, guess I am fag now as I did not know that. Can't your father just buy you one? That's what mine did, like alot.
>>29372084
>not always being online looking for a new gf
>she does what I demand
>when I'm with other guns you're all I see
>>29373254
GET OUT FAKE ANTMAN REEEEEEEEEE
I wanna put you in my mouth and blow my brains out
just give her a cock and she's ready to blow
>>29372939
Chechen Typewriter?
>>29373727
Shouldn't this thread make you feel better? I'm in the same position as you.
If I'm afraid you're going to bring the cops to my door, I'll bury you in the backyard.
Your surgery was a success. We can go back home and start a family now.
STOP DESTROYING MY FUCKING BRASS
>also
Eugh, youre sticky still. back into the trashbag ya go.
a wet cloth and a hot iron will make all those littlle blemishes on you go away.
>Hold still while I insert tiny little explosives in your cavity and set the offfffff babyy
>I could hold you forever
>>29371816
Bazoinka 10/10
>>29375059
this tbqhfam
>>29371647
I do that to but to my guns.
>want some lube?
>>29372137
Underated post.
>>29372938
TFW it's easier to make a boy a kommando than a grill
Homo truely is the master race.
>I only take you out when I want to show my friends what I did to you and what I do with you
I will clean you out if you get jammed up.
>>29376970
I've been converting muh bf into a /k/ommando. I think men are just much more easily inclined towards hobbies associated with violence and militarism; he was into shit like 40k and video games before. Now he shoots and talks about removing kebab with me.
I love how long and hard you are. Such sexy wood.
>>29371420
>I don't have to pretend anything while I'm with you, you never judge me.
>2016
>not pretending to be special forces with a overly decked out 416 covered in 60,000$ worth of gear you literally have no purpose for
what are you, gay?
>>29371503
She did when she said "I'm tired of arguing, about everything" then she walked away and haven't spoken to me, returned my calls or texts.
We weren't even arguing about anything important and were sitting and chatting/laughing/joking for two hours and it all blew up in less than 5 mins.
>>29372051
Underrated
>>29379259
That's rough, man.
your shape is perfect and i wouldn't want it any other way
>>29372924
Underrated
>>29371420
I'm gonna put it where you eject
>>29372083
underrated
>>29371816
I wasnt ready for these feels anon
