What would a Balkanized North America look like /k/?
>>29364084
Here is a Template
Fuck I forgot Hawaii
>>29364084
>Implying Texas could ever get Oklahoma on its side.
>>29364322
Who should it go to then? Dixie? Its own Nation?
>>29364084
>sharing a small country with Illinois
I think I speak for all of us mid-westerners when I say we'll do it, but only if you let us purge Shitcago.
>>29364383
Do it
>>29364367
Oklahoma is a toss up. It's a lot like Texas, but I could never see it joining Texas or the Tornado republic.
I can't think of anything clever for it.
>>29364084
>Toronto as one big state
>This is what hell looks like.
>>29364322
>implying we'd ask and not tell
>>29364399
Honestly thats why I gave it to Texas
>>29364402
top kek
>>29364084
Fuck you OP no way is any part of Wisconsin going to be in a state with Illinois. FIBS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE
>>29364492
Okay man just calm down dude, make your own map then man
>>29364084
Miami should be a part of Cuba IMO.
Texas conquers the continent except for California which turns into the People's Republic Of California ran by Chairman Sanders.
>>29364581
I was debating doing that
>>29364084
http://emerald.tufts.edu/alumni/magazine/fall2013/features/up-in-arms.html
>>29364614
>Yankeedom
>>29364640
Did you read the article? If not, do so. If you still don't understand I would advise you to contact whoever wrote it and ask them.
>>29364084
Major cities versus everywhere else
>>29364084
This is the modification of a really stupid map someone else posted
>>29364688
(for reference)
>>29364690
Oh the red zone is fucked up beyond belief.
>>29364688
that one actually looks plausible
>>29364688
>That red area
Please god no
>>29364718
How so? It doesn't account for geographical features and the west coast does not get along with the interior.>>29364614
has been the best so far because it actually is based off of cultural and geographic history.
>>29364736
>The midlands
>The left coast
that map is basically impossible, since those thin territories would break up and regroup with their common neighbours.
>>29364084
I always liked this one.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/quora/2012/11/27/civil_war_who_would_come_out_on_top_if_the_united_states_all_declared_war.html
>>29364713
That's the (awful) original
>>29364725
I was just trying to optimize the original, I agree that those would probably reorganize.
Basically I was thinking "West", "Texas", "Plains", "South", "Rust Belt", "NorEast"
>>29364762
>>29364765
>Even after a war that breaks up the US Jefferson is still part of California
Also did Alaska lose land to Canada?
>>29364614
Fuck this. Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Michigan would never be related to those east coast pussies.
>>29364688
>Arkansas and Louisiana not inna Confederation.
Calling bullshit
>New Finland
>>29364790
Buffer states for the Republic of Texas from their only militarily powerful neighbor state
If I'd put in the effort, they'd be striped as a DMZ or something
>>29364748
>The left coast
Which is separated from the inland by the cascades and culture. I'm not saying it's totally correct, but it is by far more accurate than any map that splits things up by state lines alone.
>>29364762
A lot more realistic than the other with Texas splitting into 3 territories.
Based governor HotWheels would lead us into a new era of prosperity
>>29364776
Better Canada than Russia.
>>29364084
>Republic of Dave
Ahhh yes, good one
Gave me a beaming grin and silent chuckle for sure my man
>>29364763
>Retaliation strikes from combined naval and air forces severally weakened Portland, Tacoma, and Seattle.
And nothing of value was lost.
>>29364802
Noice!
>>29364828
>>29364084
So who is the kebab?
>>29364842
probably Ronto
>>29364084
>>29364084
>>29364688
you didnt even give them cool names
>>29364929
This Desu
Utah would instantly become Mormon ISIS. Give it a few years to build population and I guarantee you they would try to invade some shit
>all these maps with California as one state
everything outside the major cities freedom loving as fuck.
>>29364967
LA would absolutely suffocate under fighting between the LAPD, Bloods, Crips, Cartels, and various other gangs, it would be like the Siege of Sarjevo only with more beligerents
>>29364980
they would all die off from dehydration or they would get shot trying to cross the boarder into mojave or jefferson.
>>29364980
Just nuke it.
>>29365000
Triple Zeros is correct
SO CAL FAGS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29364929
>>29364932
[amount of time greater than 540,000 minutes in Microsoft Paint™]
>>29364980
Los Angeles wouldn't survive at all. Lack of water being piped in would kill it within days.
>>29365033
>Sierra-Pacifica
>>29364967
>>29364980
>>29365000
>>29365006
>>29365018
i am from California, i live in a free-er area with rodeos and guns and BBQ. I would welcome a push out of the cities. i would gladly come up to Jefferson or stay in central california and set up a home near Yosemite
>>29365043
>>29365055
nah man we are gonna have to has this out, lets stick with our obvious boarders. we can slit it at Tahoe that is far as we are willing to go.
lake tahoe becomes the scene of future naval battles.
>>29365067
>>29365089
Listen you can have Alpine and Mono County and we will give you part of El Dorado County so you can have accese to Tahoe. Placer, El Dorado, Amador, Calaveras and Tuolumne County are Jefferson now. This way you get South Shore and they docks
>>29365106
i think we need to bring nevada in on this and see what they will give up. maybe we can just invade them.
>>29365138
Nevada doesnt need to give anything up. With Jefferson Getting Placer, El Dorado, Amador, Calaveras and Tuolumne Countys. NCR Getting Alpine, Mono, and South Shore Nevada doenst have anything to gain or lose. If anything NCR is getting the best since they are getting South Shore which is more built up
So is the 15 neutral ground so LA can still send half a million people to LV every weekend to gamble and hire prostitutes?
>>29365163
>implying anyone from LA will still be alive
Orange will give Sin City buisness tho
>>29365168
You know what I mean, there's no real geographical separation between Orange and LA. Shit, before they kick all the Mexicans out they are going to need them to build a wall first...
>>29365182
DID SOMEONE SAY WALL?
>>29365163
no NCR and possibly Jefferson and Mojave militias will be controlling the flow of traffic out of major cities. there will be no back and forth. if you leave the state we will not allow you back into the large cities. everyone who tries to leave LA will be relocated to santa cruz and catalina island were it will be LA's responsibility to ferry them to the city.
new map bump
>>29365033
thank you friend
>>29364084
>implying western Maryland wouldn't break off and join WV and the rest of the CSA. Also parts of southern Maryland would likely do the same, and the eastern shore might well try to.
>>29365247
pls see
>>29365227
>>29365227
much better
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