Just right now
> go to subway
>some faggot is double parked
> I can still still fit just real close to next car
>as I'm leaving I see a ham planet fat fuck getting into car
>he says "next time leave some fucking room"
>I reply why I parked like that
>he continues talking shit
>I tell him or you can lose some fucking weigh fat fuck
>he says if he wants me to get out of this car
>this guys was easily pushing 250 pounds I only weigh 140
>tell him I got a pistol how would he like to get shot instead
>he drives off mad
I only had my gun but this got me thinking what's a good nigger beater for situations like this wear I just want to whoop his ass and not kill him
If you want license to resolve shit in melee I suggest you got the gym before someone who does snaps you into two 70lb halves...
OP is a little bitch who needs guns to settle something like a fistfight
Trade your gun for a gym membership and get another gun when you can actually handle yourself
>>29334026
You shouldn't carry a gun.
Rather than trying to de-escalate the situation you insulted them. Then you chose to not de-escalate the situation a second time, and threatened to shoot a man over pretty much nothing.
That's not how a responsible carrier should act, and you give the rest of us a bad reputation when you do this shit.
>>29334315
/thread
Your car comes equipped with one, it just is inconveniently placed. What you're looking for is called a tire iron. Even modern cars and their tiny spares and jacks have a piece of metal that will make due in a pinch. Or get a brick, I hear those work as weapons and probably fit your price range.
Or you could not be a total faggot and want a weapon for a fight. Escalating conflict isn't a smart idea. There are other people as dumb as you in the world and you might get shot over a parking spot.
8/10 bait
>>29334026
This is nigger tier. A 1 on 1? You eitherbe the bigger man and walk away. Or you handle it like a man. 3 vs 1? Yeah you can use your gun to DESCELATE the situation.
>>29334044
I'm fit faggot this guy just had like 100 pounds on me and 99^ of the time the winner of a fight is the one who weighs more
>>29334315
I normally hate when people say "shouldn't have been doing _______" really though OP, it's one thing to call someone out on their mistake, but if theyre obviously mad and not being rational don't escalate the situation and start insulting them
>Went to the city library to get my kid some children's books
>Run into six al qaedas
>I said, oh no you don't al qaedas
>I fought them off, one by one
>I fought off six al qaedas
>>29334026
> go to subway
That was your first mistake.
>>29334485
You mean your wife's kid cuck
>>29334026
I give you permission to shoot fat fucks at Subway. You didn't do anything wrong.
-God
>>29334590
>implying I'm him, I'm not
>implying my real dad wasn't an alcoholic kid beater
>implying my mom didn't remarry and my step dad is the shit who taught me to become a man
Stepdad cuck memes are lousy.
Didn't anyone hear me? I fought off six al qaedas at the library.
>>29334026
>as I'm leaving I see a ham planet fat fuck getting into car
>this guys was easily pushing 250 pounds
WHOA! 250 POUNDS!!! HE MUST'VE BEEN ENORMOUS!!!!
Anon, are you really that bad at guessing people's weight or what?
>>29334315
Right here truthfully relatives
You're 140lbs?
Hit the gym for fucks sake you Manlet twink
No wonder you carry a gun.
Like a frail woman, you have a real chance of being raped.
You should carry pepper spray
>>29334864
lol
>>29334026
People like you are why liberals want to ban guns. Fucking nigger.
Also: All those mad as fuck ambuloceti in here
>>29334900
>using words I don't understand
Fucking weeb homo fur fag
>gets scared of getting his ass beat in an argument he started
>I h-have a gun please go away
You're weak and shouldn't carry a gun in the first place.
>>29334315
this, look down the barrel and say cheese OP
