Y'all /k/now w'hut? I'm buying an old brick townhouse in a bad Saint Louis neighborhood for a reasonable price. It has four bedrooms, and, because I'll be making the basement my personal demesne, I'll grant the four upstairs bedrooms to worthy /k/ommandos eager to join our coon hunting lodge! The rooms are large, so having pairs of bunk-beds would allow four fire teams for a total of sixteen troops billetted upstairs; the ground floor is equally spacious, so we can have cots & couches for pledges eager to be chosen to replenish the ranks of the sixteen primary hunters as they are lost. I'll need rent from each of you guys, of course, but we can work that out. You know what? I'll charge $250 per room; whomever's in each can work out how they'll pay, as long as I'm getting at least a thousand bucks a month in rent from the club's members. In exchange, you'll get prime hunting grounds for some of the most dangerous game in North America right there in the heart of its urban environment! So, who wants to go hunting? :)
>im srs
>>29330994
Will there be orgies?
>>29330994
Can't tell if /pol/ or FBI, but either way, pls go and stay go.
>>29331022
Fetlife is safer.
>>29331022
Sure!
>>29330994
How could we operate within the confines of the Law?
>>29332779
Well, we could start by exterminating the homeless "assailants" who're likely squatting the property right now, on account of it being my home and they being belligerent intruders and I being scared for my life and it being Missouri and everything will get exactly as planned.
>>29333122
Wait: disregard; that was for *this* property --
http://www.landandfarm.com/property/85_Third_Street-2675805/
-- which is really too bad.
>>29330994
Honestly moving in with /k/ommandos at $250 a month wouldn't be so bad if they're anything like most of the /k/ommandos I've met IRL
>Tfw live in Sedalia
Are there any rules against stopping in on some weekends to just hang out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XgFPo3uDUo
Let's do it.
>>29333122
Executing a starving drug addled hobo is hardly sporting, sir. Only the prime bucks with prison physique and primal rage should be culled
>>29336572
but you're hurting the species
cut out the prime breeders and only the weak will breed
>>29330994
As someone who drives to those very traps for h everyday, I say good luck.
>$250 for a single room in the bricks off stl ave
Seriously good luck with that. lol
>>29332761
is that hickok
>>29336707
there's no one tall enough there to be Hickok
>>29336698
Does h stand for ecchi?
>>29336789
that's what I thought
And in context of traps and ecchi I was and am still thoroughly confused
>>29336789
>>29336830
Shitty part of STL where all the drugs, mostly heroin, is sold. Same part where all the crime and murders happen.
>>29337027
you buy heroine?
