>Well, I got here the same way the coin did.
You come home and see this
What are your last words?
Also, captive bolt pistol thread
You don't have to do this.
Do it faggot.
No words. I would draw immediately. He'd beat me, of course, but at least it wouldn't be the bolt gun. I'd least I'd die with dignity.
>>29211979
Exactly what >>29212231 said, I'd fucking draw down on this worthless pile of garbage.
Fuck that guy, he's an absolute piece of shit. Doesn't even have a readily available gun, I'd happily blast his organs across my furniture.
>>29211979
I'd offer him some peanuts and prepare myself to get peppered In the throat with birdshot...
>>29211979
Wrong house
>>29211979
"OOOORAAAH"
As I shoot him with the bayonet I keep under my covers.
>>29212283
He uses birdshot to prevent from breaking windows
>>29212274
>he's an absolute piece of shit
He has principles which transcend money, drugs, or anything else. You can hate him but you can't call him unfair.
>>29211979
"there's a shaped charge under your seat cushion"
>>29211979
I never understood that movie. Why would gun owners let themselves be killed by a man lugging around a nitrogen bottle?
>>29213854
because he disarms you psychologically and before you realize he's a threat you already have a reciprocated rod through the center of your brain
>>29213854
Of all of the people he killed, he had the element of surprise on most of them. He never put himself in a position to be compromised by unexpected variables such as a concealed carry weapon. He's pretty much the ultimate badass.
>>29216668
>what is "to sneaki and breeki" effectively
>>29213854
He's got more than just the Boltgun, he's got the chirping shotgun and some kind of pistol.
>>29211979
>What are your last words?
ALLAHU AKBAR!
>>29216748
Did this guy do this to troll those people, or was he unaware that his explosives were fake?
Either way he's in a lot of trouble
>>29211979
The captive bolt gun is not the most horrific piece of slaughterhouse equipment he could have carried around.
> be me
> be drunk
> be browsing slaughterhouse equipment because reasons
> see something called "The Bung Dropper"
> apparently, one places the Bung Dropper into the rectum of an animal and it separates the rectum from the rest of the body
> mfw
>>29216825
It's silly string. Lighten up.
>>29216825
It's a scene from Four Lions, hombre.
https://youtu.be/upyjlOLBv5o?t=72
Probably gonna shout TAKBIR and rush at him, tbhfam
>>29216971
I had to look that up and you're totally correct.
It would have been a totally different movie
>>29211979
>>29211979
Guys i cannot remember for the life of me the name of this movie
>>29219343
No country for old men, buddy.
>>29211979
>>29216971
>tfw look up "bung dropper" video
>immediately following, look up bung dropper salary
>twenty-four fucking thousand American dollarydoos a year
>literal poverty wage for a disgusting job blending animal shit holes
>mfw
