you open your front door in the morning
you are greeted by this scene, billions of spiders of every species from above,
what will you do? what will you use?
>>29210784
Saiga-12 with nothing but dragon breath ammo
Time to werf some flammen
BROKEN ARROW! I REPEAT BROKEN ARROW!
>>29210784
>>29210784
flammenwerferzeit
>>29210784
Go back inside, finish machining the 8 gauge I've been working on, load up on dragonsbreath go outside and die for the emperor.
>>29210784
Fucking Australia.
Welcome them as my pets
Lock all windows and doors, close the curtains and start living of my supplies until the winter come and these pieces of shit die and get covert by the snow so i dont see them anymore.
>>29213364
This. They eat the littler bugs. If I see a like a daddy long legs in my house, I leave it alone
.38 special. I know what you're thinking, its outdated and underpowered, but I'll only need one round
>>29210875
Wouldn't the heat screw up the gas system?
>>29214402
daddy long legs aint spiders lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9YWF_9B2JQ
>>29216928
Then what are they m8
>>29210784
I give them a warning not to come into the house then go back inside.
They can stay out there as long as they want but the second i see one inside, it's gettin blasted with raid.
>>29210784
>Get ze Flamethrower out Hans, we haz wörk to do
>>29217077
opiliones, another group of arachnids
>>29210784
WD40, hairspray, spray on deodorant, paint thinner, high proof liquor, and matches.
>>29216928
Yes, they are. AKA cellar spiders.
>>29217133
Just because some people incorrectly refer to them that way doesn't mean that's what they are.
>>29217145
cellar spiders aren't harvestmen
>>29217267
Do they still eat the littler bugs?