How effective would a Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device be in battle assuming it doesn't matter the surface, and it can teleport up to 100 meters? Would it be worth research and production, or would it be like the Davy Crockett, a cool idea on paper, but not so much in battle?
Put a portal on shield. Put a portal on another shield.
Profit
>>29166281
>snackbars shooting at 'muricans in building ~60m away, across a field
>make a push and surround the building
>it's empty
>get shot at from exactly where they just were
>ALLAHU_WHAT_THE_FUCKBAR.wav
so basically sneeki breeki lv. 9001
>>29166281
The Davy Crockett Nuclear Recoilless Rifle was the greatest invention of all time.
>>29166281
> put portal on building you're in
> snackbars see something shiny and shoot at it
> put second portal behind snackbars
> snackbars shoot selves
>>29166281
I can see it being an under barrel attachment for quick relocation
>shoot portal near enemies
>chuck something large and explosive in
>close portals
I mean really.
>>29166619
Yes, but I'd assume it'd be very expensive, therefore only being used in elite squads, such as the SAS or S6. Though i could see the President using it, an advanced model with high trajectory, so in the case of emergency, he could be out of DC within seconds.
>>29166647
but in doing that, you're opening yourself up to get shot straight in the face once your enemy figures out what the fuck
>>29166658
>watching the president do an infinite fall, placing the wrong portal, and eating shit at 120mph
>>29166647
> shoot portal onto bottom of the ocean
> shoot other portal into enemy city
The water pressure would be immense. All the city would be washed away, with only a new river to the ocean remaining.
>How effective
Very.
>>29166735
OP says 100 meters only
>>29166719
If you were quick and not super obvious about where you were aiming I doubt they could react fast enough. Just stand to the side and lob the device through, ez.
>>29166281
Mine works well enough
You would have to solve the problem that you need moon dust or whatever for a portal surface. But, oh boy, imagine if you could fix that.
>Aim portal gun at bad guy
>Aim at sun
>INSTANT THERMONUCLEAR FLAMETHROWER
>>29166772
I'm sure it would kill them dead but I don't think you would enjoy the experience either
>>29166794
Like that's ever stopped Aperture or the US Government before.
>>29166772
>mfw Sgt. Numbnuts ignites the atmosphere
>>29166772
>assuming it doesn't matter the surface
READ MUTHAFUCKA READ
>>29166735
>place portal on bottom of ocean
>place portal on a carrier
>use water to power turbines
>carrier never needs to stop for fuel and runs on green energy so liberals fully support it
>remove kebab from the sea with rail/coil guns
Even better
use TWO portal guns
>infinite energy produced in a building with above method
>big ass cable goes into portal
>other portal inside a battlemech that has no more constrains on power and can save the weight of batteries/engine
Arguably better than an evangelion setup.
>>29166842
If the surface doesn't matter than what's the fucking problem?
>>29166917
There is no need to solve the moon dust problem, and as i said, 100 meters only.
Read
motherfucker
read
>>29166851
>>29166851
I like this idea
>>29166928
Fuck that, the real one could travel at least 2 light seconds
>>29166989
>>29166989
How many hours in Photoshop did that take?
>>29167019
Maybe it's a trade off for the any surface ability
>>29167053
>photoshop
>what am I, some kind of faggot
>>29166794
Is not of enjoy.
Is for kill.
>>29167079
Way to part the kimono, I'm totally disillusioned with life in general now
>>29167089
no problem senpai. I charge $7.62 thousand dollars per edit, hit me up if u got work
>>29166281
In game they said that they were just throwing science at the wall and seeing what sticks. I can't see any practical uses unless you need to get to a location faster than conventional physics allows. Removing an incoming projectile would be neat but you can still have your legs shot out from under you. Putting the projectile behind the enemy would have absolutely no aim. It is neat to throw yourself around a moon rock painted room, but considering cost and lack of applications it is a Davy Crockett, for just about the same reasons too.
>>29167199
>machine gun robot walker
man, Mexico is soooo fucked :D
>>29167475
If only the recoil didn't tip them over and reloading and shit
>>29167496
Send out entire swarms of them. As soon as one runs out of ammo it runs back to a mobile base to refuel and reload.
Medic robots would tend to the tipped over combat robots.
The mobile base for walker robots should naturally be an even larger walking robot. Metal Gear.
>>29167607
The weapon to surpass metal gear
>>29167607
[metal gear intensifies[
