>you will never be a CIA operator
>you will always be a shitposter
>>28935601
this
>>28935451
not wth that attitude
Fuck you, that's my dream job. Worst comes to worst I'll operate operationally behind a desk and a stack of forms.
>>28935451
> You will never be a world-class gentleman/assassin
>>28936006
>you will never own all the fedoras
>>28936020
>I never wanted to anyways
>>28935451
desu I wish I could enter into countries with buddies and leave it like pic related.
Life is suffering anon.
>CIA
I'd rather not work for the scummiest US department.
>inb4 ATF
>>28936633
But, you get to do cool bad guy shit with your buds.
>>28936633
License to kill brah.
>>28936603
>you will never sit in the rubble of a blown-out Ukrainian store, rifle across your lap, shooting the shit with your bros
>you will never ride on a T-64 through a rural area at dusk, listening to slav radio chatter and muffled gunfire in the distance
Having a hard time with this feel
>>28936769
Spooky shit always seems like the most fun shit.
>that Mexican cop that gets shot at the boarder crossing is on the movie poster
>you will never raid and kill el chapo
>>28936194
>ywn greentext properly
>you will never operate with cartel bros and have corridos praise your brave battles
>you will never remove communist-backed African nationalist groups
>you will never fight to preserve your way of life
>you will never be a "whenwe", telling stories about the Bush War and life in Rhodesia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqp6FBjOVzg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFRG0KgoZ3I
>>28936020
fuck you, I don't even like fedoras.
now I have to own them all.
>you will never be in the cavalry if they send you off to war
>you will never have a good steed under you like your forefathers before
>>28936937
>brave battles
Kek
Spic monkeys are not capable of being brave, cartels are the same as niggers
>>28938566
You cab ride with special forces on some wily Afghan horses though
>>28936985
>Rhodesians
kek, they lost the second the ZANLA took over their oil.
>>28935451
You can join the peace corp tho
You won't make friends.
>>28935451
>you will never be the cool as fuck DEA agent played by Jeffrey Donovan, sporting a goofy mustache and horned-rimmed glasses, shooting up a car full of cartel members in the middle of a traffic jammed highway.
>>28935451
>YWN call up "some friends from Delta" and bully around the FBI including wearing a tshirt and flip flops to a high level meeting
JDIMSA
>>28936848
What's the story behind this? I remember it happened in East Ukraine but I'm not sure what was going on?
>>28938566
Air cavalry bruh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30QzJKCUekQ
The guy next to me is playing DOTA2 lul
>>28938875
>implying that you get to bring friends
Wew lad
>>28938948
You won't do what ever this scene was about.
>>28935451
>don't have lie to friends and family
>or inform on them
>don't have to carry out cointelpro against my fellow Americans
>don't have to go to shitty parts of the world and torture ignorant tribesmen about shit that is totally not their fault
>don't have to destabilize peaceful countries and topple legitimately elected rulers for bad reasons
>don't need to be a handmaiden to stupid greedy politicians
>not being part of a machine responsible for untold human misery and conflict
Ok, thanks for that. Accepted.
>ywn molest a cartel member
>>28938901
No, seriously. Look at how cool this motherfucker is.
>>28939050
>you will never accept that there is such a thing as a necessary evil
>you will never be a sin eater
>>28939018
What
>>28939166
Small guy detected
>>28938875
You don't get to bring friends anyways
I'm sorry if I seem uninterested
Or I'm not listenin' or I'm indifferent
Truly, I ain't got no business here
But since my friends are here
I just came to kick it but really
I would rather be at home all by myself
This line will have you out of my party along with half of whoever thinks black live matter. Imply that I'll care if your ancestor were slaves at one time or that white people don't have beautiful deep blue eyes. Why don't Mexicans post pictures of them wearing areo why in 2006???
>>28939113
IGAB
>>28939188
Someone get this hothead outta here!
>>28939043
What was that scene about?
>>28939238
some cuck
>>28939188
>>28939191
I need my friends
Lol what's that one movie where the shah snuck into his own palace compound to overthrow the government that over threw his father.
I get facts wrong all the time, I read it in a book and my teacher told me to finish my coloring worksheet before class ended because that's what she assigned.
>>28936633
feels good senpai
Weird Al making the CIA look based as hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-CG5w4YwOI
>>28938961
spetznas groups raid Ukrainian government buildings
spetsnaz operating in ukraine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUZmHUsLic4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUH-A3IF3h0
>>28940085
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUZmHUsLic4
Fuckin-A good vid
>>28935451
No I wont.
