So what weapons are being kept top secret?
>>28714726
the top secret ones
The ones that aren't movie props?
>>28714726
Dude, you've got to try harder than that China.
>>28714726
A laser rifle that charges by a crank mechanism. The more charges cranked, the stronger the intensity.
You guys are paranoid.
I just want to see cool weapons that aren't declared by nations
>>28714880
Not at least for about 20-30 years. My fathers uncle worked on the black bird. He said he was monitored every day of his life and that it took forever and the end of the cold war to get it to go public.
>>28714855
>>28714880
Top secret means that hey, they are secret... no one on this southest Asian pokemon board is going to have the inside scoop.
>>28714726
Nice try, best Korea!
Real talk: there has been some freaky weather over white sands missle range, via weather radar data.
Huge clouds (over 10 miles of area covered) appearing near instantly without any condensation, yet no nuclear bombs have obviously been reported.
Not really tinfoil, as you can go back though the weather radar data and see for yourself.
http://deepbluehorizon.blogspot.com/2014/03/the-new-mexico-mystery-plume-case-solved.html
>>28715190
Weather missiles? sounds fucking awesome
>>28714726
If we told you then we'd have to kill you.
>>28715202
>Weather missiles? sounds fucking awesome
Nah, the article's assertion is that its a very high energy laser weapon being tested, for the purposes of wrecking ICBM's. The cloud is essentially the condensation of the laser burning though the atmosphere.
>>28714729
/thread
>>28715214
>high energy laser weapons
>burning through the atmosphere
>>28715234
Yes, it super heated the air as it passed though, creating what amounts to an instant cloud.
You getting tisimed over hyperbole?
>>28714726
Well based on previous DARPA programs and the X-plane designations they've reserved, expect
>hypersonic weapons platform
>orbiter that maneuvers by descending into the upper atmosphere
>autonomous UAVs
>lasers
Problem is that a lot of these are probably still at the stage of individual testing of components. Anything flying super fast is really easy to see, and we haven't done any hypersonic tests since 2011. The X-37B may very well be that supermaneuverable orbiter, however, and it's up there right now.
>>28714880
>better come to 4chan for all the info on current top secret bleeding edge military technology
>>28715214
>stonehenge is real
Wew
But heating air gets rid of clouds (visible moisture evaporates into water vapor), it doesn't make them.
>>28715299
>But heating air gets rid of clouds (visible moisture evaporates into water vapor), it doesn't make them.
After the laser fires, the heat goes away and creates a low pressure system as the cool air starts to rise up though the thermals.
That creates the clouds.
Chinks publicly shot weather missiles during olympics so rain won't ruin them.
>>28715287
That is more Excalibur than Stonehenge.
>>28714726
Railgun compacted to hit into a armoured vehicle. Stryker / LAV perhaps
>>28715601
fit*
We still haven't seen an actual picture of an intact stealth Blackhawk that went down during the binladin raid. I'm really excited to see one lol
hey..pst... yopou want some sicrit weapons?
look at Japan's next generation of drone, but don't tell I gave it for you...
>>28715700
Leave it to the Japs to make a cut-away diagram of a robot villain from a forgotten live action Disney movie. Jesus.
>>28714897
I thought of that as well.
>>28715759
you got me.
have the real japanese secret weapon: ground unity for defense and attack missions
>>28716862
>implying every country doesn't have one
>implying the Dutch one isn't the best
There's probably like 3 different types of classified Dorito aircraft flying, not even including the LSRB prototypes.
>>28716922
It goes faster because it has a big propeller on the front. Also rapidly rotating shields.
>>28714813
ayy
>>28714895
My uncle's brother (dad and uncle are half brothers) was the guy that flew it when they built the black bird.
Just look up.
"Top secret" isn't all that secret as far as the classification system goes.
Whatever is being built with the information learned from the X-37B test bed is probably a bit of a secret, though
Flying Carriers, fueled by Belkan magic.
>>28714821
>movie
But how can we lose with assets like these?
Plasma weapons based on the '90s MARAUDER program are a good bet. Hafnium induced gamma emission was another area with numerous potential military applications that kind of vanished. Low-energy nuclear reactions (the early 2000s "cold fusion" thing) are still being investigated by the Navy, last I heard. Various types of antigravity are a popular conspiracy theory, fuelled by the fact that in the '50s, aerospace research was getting into things like Biefeld-Brown Effect propulsion, which suspiciously and suddenly vanished from the public eye.
High power laser weapons like the one being out on the Ghostrider, plasma weapons probably, UAVs that in air refuel other UAVs have been tested for a while and autonomous UAV. I've seen and heard about shit at Edwards that's pretty nifty. Probably nothing too secret though.
>>28715950
Man, that movie was the right idea 20 years too early.
>>28717361
from the looks of the suits, are they using hydrazine? maybe to refuel older spy satellites?
>>28715950
>tfw remember seeing guyver but don't remember anything about it
is he the one with the blue laser beam chest? like his pecs open up or something
The RQ-170 and the stealthhawks from the Bin Laden raid are good benchmarks for what kind of things might be on the black budget. Strategically significant and cutting edge stuff, for sure, but probably nothing incredibly groundbreaking.
>>28718196
Heat laser on the forehead, sonics at cheeks, megasmasher in the chest, HF elbow blades.
>>28714726
Project SLAM never got shutdown and has been tested.
Man portable, deadly microwave weapons
>pic unrelated
>>28718260
there is hope for us yet
>>28718283
wouldn't it be hard to kill someone with microwaves unless you have a lot of electricity?
>>28718311
>That's every directed energy weapon anon, that's the point. They're experimental or imaginary for a reason
>>28715525
BELKA STRONK
>>28718383
it just doesn't seem feasible
wouldn't you need a fucking giant capacitor
>>28718383
Personal DE weapons, sure. Larger stuff is VERY real..
>>28717343
Is that an A-12?
>>28718541
yes, but even the waves wouldn't be suitable. it's just a stupid idea to begin with.
>>28717343
A B-2, wooooow
>>28714726
if we knew they would be doing a very poor job of keeping them top secret
>>28715950
Mark Hamill is top-secret?
>>28718810
But that's Jack Armstrong
>>28718190
It has it's own engines that run on hydrazine.
>>28718849
No, Hamill played the role in the first movie, and David Hayter in 2.
>>28718693
That is nothing like a B-2
>>28718864
But that's wrong, anon. Mark Hamill's on the poster with the mask because the director was a hack fraud.
>>28718888
>because the director was a hack fraud.
Well, that and the early '90s were a pretty bad time for the movie. Effects weren't good enough, overall tone of the time was just too goofy...
>>28714726
Probably seemingly mundane upgrades to existing hardware, like the stealth black hawks involved in the Bin Laden raid
>>28718877
It has to be an A-12 Avenger II.
>>28718970
>flaps
absolutely disgusting.
Flapless airplanes are the future
>>28718986
How do you fly a plane without flaps?
>>28717197
I fucking hated this thing, or more specifically my eardrums hate it
>>28714726
Probably the ones we don't know about.
>>28719053
AIR
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BAE_Systems_Demon
>>28718877
It's a B-2. A shitty picture of a B-2.
Somehow I find it very weird that the promising project MARAUDER simply vanished after becoming classified. There's even this urban legend about an experimental M1A2 with a plasma turret during the Battle for Baghdad in 2003 that was literally melting stuff like concrete and metal.
>>28719217
The geometry isn't right. No way that's a B-2.
>>28719362
The wing is much more prominent on the left side of the UFO. Looks like a B-2 taken with a really shit camera. All the fucking noise ruins the silhouette
>>28718383
He didn't know what he was doing and made a giant CO2 pellet gun.
>>28718986
>>28719092
>Forgoing camber-changing devices because reasons
Yeah.... nah. Maybe lock the control surfaces in place for a super-low-RCS cruise configuration, but eliminating the flaps and slats entirely in favor of a fixed-geometry system that only works while the engine is running seems foolish.
>>28719362
Perspective, bro. The aircraft clearly isn't being viewed from directly below.
Also have you seen the belly of a B-2 before? That's totally a B-2.
>>28719437
The noise doesn't matter if you can figure the angle of the nose. The B-2 has a much wider nose, and has a proportionally wider airframe. It's not a B-2.
>>28715214
>weather missles aren't a thing yet
>>28719467
perspective mane
>>28719467
>The B-2 has a much wider nose, and has a proportionally wider airframe.
P E R S P E C T I V E
The left wingtip is clearly closer to the camera than the right (either because the jet is in a banked turn or because the picture itself is taken from an oblique angle, with zenith being to the right of frame). As long as the nose angle is not more obtuse than the B-2's plan-view angle, it can still easily be reasoned that the jet is a B-2.
>>28717361
TS is the highest you stupid faggot.
>but what about...?
That's a caveat, which is tacked onto a TS classification.
>Ctrl + f
>no sb-3
SB-3 thread.
>>28715214
>This whole post
Stonehenge when?
>>28714726
my D-I-C-K is a top secret weapon to defeat ypu mom
>>28719625
>Stonehenge
?
>>28714726
>>28714726
>So what weapons are being kept top secret?
>one a immage board
sure annon the CIA will spill all the beans on here
>>28719632
ace combat nigguh
http://acecombat.wikia.com/wiki/Stonehenge
>>28714855
Will it be made by Daisy?
>>28714726
If we knew they wouldn't be top secret now would they?
>>28719547
>>28719512
>>28719465
>PERSPECTIVE!!!!
It's not a B-2, somebody post the pic of the two Doritos in formation. I'm not at my computer so I can't
>>28719547
You're a full of shit shill
>>28719581
Does anyone have that SB-3 screencap?
>>28719053
very carefully
>>28719287
>M1A2 with a plasma turret
What? Literally never heard this rumor.
>>28720511
>/pol/ memes
>>28714726
top secret russian nuclear....torpedoes look it up its not so secret anymore, but maybe they were just faking it to scare the yanks
>>28720719
>but maybe they were just faking it to scare the yanks
they "accidentally" leaked it to scare the Americans.
Whether they actually have such torpedo's is another thing all together
>>28714895
My wife's son tells me that the MIC (military industrial complex) has technology that is at least 50-100 years ahead of the private sector.
>>28714726
Nanosuit technology
>>28720744
>this is supposed to take place in 4 years from now
>>28720735
Depends on the field. Obviously impossible to estimate, but in things like encryption and optics, they're maybe 15 years ahead.
God knows what the boys in Sandia have been up to with material and particle physics, and nuclear energy.
A few years back the NRO gave NASA a few telescopes too shitty to use for spying anymore. They beat the shit out of the instruments NASA was fielding.
>>28720820
>A few years back the NRO gave NASA a few telescopes too shitty to use for spying anymore. They beat the shit out of the instruments NASA was fielding.
That's fuddlore. Optics used to look at the earth are completely different from those like in the Hubble for deep space viewing.
>>28720801
I can believe it.
>>28720858
Doesn't change the fact that they're damn fine lenses, and should be pretty handy for all sorts of things.
>>28720877
>>28714813
Lol I just watched this episode while eating dinner.
>>28718024
I thought that was big boss for a second.
>>28719287
haha I remember that rumor....
>>28720666
hey look, the website is still up.
http://www.rense.com/general40/secret.htm
I think I read about it a few years ago, and from what was said, there were a few inconsistencies with the eye-witness reports.
I want to know where when the handheld rail-guns are gonna come out.
>>28719362
>>28719437
>>28719217
>>28719465
Don't you guys know anything? This is quite clearly the "Aurora" spy plane.
>>28715214
MUH ARKBIRD
>>28720909
His outfit in Snake Eater is perfect
>>28714726
personal bodyarmor with integrated ancilla
>>28720909
Boss. It's just Boss.
>>28720939
>>28721003
Mjolnir Mk. V/VI is considered a Class 2 combat skin by the Forerunners. Military grade were Class 12, like this.
>>28721128
>still get cucked by a human and his TI-82
>>28721174
Smart AI like Cortana are actually more advanced than Forerunner Ancillae, which are more like the limited manufactured AI humans use.
>>28721128
The Precursors weren't very good at creating aesthetically pleasing faces, were they
>>28715190
Fuck you. You actually made me go watch WX radar and satellite imagery for the last 2 days.
There is nothing to see here, move along.
>infrared shows some high altitude development east of white sands about 40 miles.
>Radar shows no precipitation but some convective activity in the region.
>Low pressure system moving in from the pacific, bringing said moisture. So nothing surprising there.
>>28721128
why the fuck is the thumb of each hand on the same side?
>>28721247
Superior species
>>28721247
It's a way to make them look more alien.
>>28715700
I bet that thing could rape the shit out of some schoolgirls...
>>28717361
That thing is fucking adorable.
>>28721280
>>28721316
Why not make them both on the outside then? Superiority is symmetrical in biology.
>>28721366
He has 4 thumbs and 8 fingers.
>>28721381
Elites have 4 thumbs too, don't they?
>>28721339
why do you think the nips are working on it?
>all my more relevant illustrations are not OK for blue boards
>>28721381
Ah, okay. i see it now. picture is really dark.
>>28719725
Complete with perverted AI hopefully...
>>28721404
Yep, though it looks more like an opposable pinky than a full thumb.
>>28720921
>I want to know where when the handheld rail-guns are gonna come out.
Not in your lifetime.
>>28714726
AI related stuff. Hardware AI related stuff. Quantum hardware AI related stuff.
Also evolving/adaptive systems for cyber attack and defense and drone control, and much more we don't know anything about.
Some guy in an intel thread on /pol/ (I know, I know) said something about DARPA developing some real nifty social media/crowed prediction computer that would be able to forecast mass social behavior.
I've also heard some rumors about the successor to MKULTRA based off of current research into PTSD and removing/adding memories. Anybody care to comment?
>>28721765
Someone saw Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and then later used it to fuck with tifoil wearing retards.
>>28721024
What is the source to this? I see these qt plane waifus all the time but can't remember what it's from.
>>28721211
So every Forerunner warrior has a personal Auntie Dot?
>>28722296
Flight High School.
>>28722410
Not just the warriors, every House had one, and they came standard in all combat skins, even the low-level civilian ones.
TS isn't that special.
>>28720744
I'd rather have Mjolnir with dat gel layer.
>>28717197
dude that was over 30 years ago
>>28720909
you idiot
>>28715700
fuck, i love that movie
>>28720744
Muh dick
>>28720735
>wife's son
The cuckoldry is real.
>>28714726
>what weapons are being kept top secret?
Why do people make threads like this? If a weapon is top secret how in the hell is /k/ going to know about it?
>>28726311
>not knowing the meme
>>28719736
Those are railguns senpai
>>28715255
....that's not how it works, anon.
>>28718986
I thought you said fapless at first.
My mind is damaged.
>>28721706
You don't even need the military for this. Go research deepmind. Quantum AI is coming along nicely.
>>28721247
> 6 Fingers, 4 Digits and 2 thumbs for maximum grippage.
>>28714726
The submersible aircraft carrier that doubles up as a battleship, it also carries mechs.
Serious..
>>28714726
Cyber security most likely.
>>28714726
Darpa copped to the self guided bullets.
They had a PBS special on the Argus drone.
Some of the other stuff they've actually made is laughable.
So what is top secret? Mostly the digital stuff I'm sure. Probably some stingray system type stuff.
>>28728802
The mil hasn't told us what's in those cell towers they put up on their bases that function as a legit signal for any phone in range
I'm willing to bet it's not standard shit you'd find in other towers, though
>>28721451
>mfw I never knew who voiced Max even though that laugh gave it away
>>28714813
I would like to believe
>>28728848
Most likely identifying everyone in range and tracking patterns.
>>28728848
Cell coverage is actually garbage on military bases that are in the middle of nowhere, especially in all of the old concrete buildings.
>>28731479
On Carson I got better coverage out on the range areas than at the compound.
>>28731576
I routinely have no service while at Dahlgren. It's probably just AT&T being garbage though.
>>28731684
ATT did get better while I was there, put up some new towers, but it wasn't amazing.
Here in Minneapolis they switched on metro-wide LTE about the same time as the Lumia 920 release.
>>28727933
>6 digits; 4 fingers and 2 thumbs for maximum grippage
ftfy
>>28714726
I don't know, they're top secret.
>>28714726
manned X-37
a modification to the X-47 that can take nuclear warheads
VTOL jet transport (something on par with a Cessna Caravan, nothing too fancy)
C-130 or C-5 ICBM launcher
>>28720801
Bruh you don't know what they're hiding. Neither do I, but Delta Force (as in the game) would have better equipment than they would tell people about
>>28715190
>clouds... without any condensation
Moron. Not even going to explain how you outed yourself.
>>28721359
It's better than adorable. Boeing is working on making a larger variant that can be manned (assuming they haven't already). The X-37 is their shuttle replacement.
