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Did you ever disobey orders while you were in the military?
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Did you ever disobey orders while you were in the military?
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>>28712673
Why'd he do that?
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>>28712787
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superior_orders
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>>28712798
Anon this tells me nothing
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>>28712835

Not him but guessing Order 66? Maybe he didn't want to inform his men for some personal reason?
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>>28712856
>Maybe he didn't want to inform his men
What? Were only the officers given the order or something? I thought it was just instantly activated in all of them. Wouldn't make sense if only some of them had it, as there would obviously be insubordination.
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>>28712787

Mind control
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>>28712870
These two (>>28712856 >>28712882) both have it right; Order 66 was a preprogrammed command enforced by implanted microchips in the brains of the clone troopers, in the case of the guy in the webm his chip activated early.
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>>28712673
ofcourse, lots of times, mostly for stupid shit though that you wouldn't really get in trouble for. Sometimes though I'd skip maintenance gear on expensive equipment, but whatever shit was tedious bullshit pain in the ass so whatever.
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In the Clone wars TV show, it was revealed that the reason clones were able to comply with order 66 was because of an inhibitor chip placed in the brains of clones at an early stage of development. When this inhibitor chip rotted, it caused the clone to go into a trance and want to kill their Commanders, their Jedi. This Clone, Tup, somehow had his inhibitor chip malfunction and started before Order 66 was given. This was a really good story arc in the Clone Wars. Probably my favorite.
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>>28712965

lol, nerd
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>>28712965
Ok, that explains it. Never watched TCW, but I remember in the movie they all just start shooting Jedi at the same time.
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>>28712856
No, his inhibitor chip, which all clones had, malfunctioned, causing him to kill a Jedi before the issue of Order 66.
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>>28712963
>how to potentially get other people killed because you're a lazy POS: the post
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>>28713082

The messed up thing is the Jedi knew about Order 66. The clone army had a lot of preprogrammed orders ingrained into them in case of contingency including ones to remove the chancellor by lethal force if necessary, or to carry out mass executions on civilian populations.

>>28713128

It's okay, anon. He's lying and probably was never even in the military.
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>>28713161

>lying on the internet

How childish
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>>28713128
>>28713161
>>28713174

>inb4 graduated top of my class in Navy SEALS
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>dropped out from OCS
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Finnfag here, yeah constantly, since there was fuck all a conscripted officer/nco was allowed to do. Never disobeyed or disrespected actual personnel though.
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>>28713217
what be the animu?
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Would you rather operate with Clone Commandos or ARC Troopers?
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>>28713161
4 years as e4 struggle.
>>28713128
Cause not checking the balance of the EHF antenna is gonna get someone killed...yeah..
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>>28712673
I had a bunch of porn in afghanistan if that counts.
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>>28713301

If it has any relation to the prequels it can go fuck itself
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>>28713301
>Air filters
But do they filter toxins?
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>>28713315
You're missing out on some good stuff. Just because the movies were shit doesn't mean that all the media is shit.
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>>28713267
Like this one time, in the last few weeks when we were supposed to go eat at the mess hall I was browsing the dankest of memes ans told plt.leader to go eat shits :DDDD
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>>28713315
But prequels have all the military porn.
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>Be me
>serving as Security Forces in foreign country
>let's just say Western Europe
>nice peaceful place
>3 months to separation
>E-4 zero fucks
>Local authorities have majority of authority and jurisdiction
>New squadron commander
>16 years and he can't make Major
>thinks this place is Iraq
>The locals are just light skinned Hajis
>Orders searches of local national quarters
>Negative Captain
>Orders all vehicles stopped, drivers held at gunpoint and vehicles searched
>Negative Captain
>Local nationals coming through ECP are to be detained if they can't speak English
>Negative Captain
>Orders us to detain Local Police if they try to intervene in our crimes
>Negative Captain
>Wants us to open fire on medical helicopter from our own base
>THE FUCK?? actually goes over the radio

>last week before I left he confronted me about my behavior
>Cap, over 200 people will testify you're a psychotic moron. I have a loaded gun. (paraphrasing)
>I depart and separate
>1 month later, he's deported from that country and barred from returning
>Got fucked up by an Air Marshall on his way back, still don't have the full story on that part.
>BCD
>now works as a "motivational speaker"
>MFW

When given an order that is illegal in nature, you don't have to follow it.
Most people fuck up by being barrack lawyers and assume a legal order is illegal.
Graduating Law School before enlisting made things so much more fun.
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>>28714043
This strikes me as utterly believable. That's depressing.
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>>28713113
One less magic monk wizard.
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>>28713312
>Abusing NyQuil
>Using a SNCO's wifi account to torrent 78gigs of porn.
>Keeping bottles of estrogen blockers and dbol in full view in bedspace shelves.
>Calling a Singaporean CPT 'a lying little monkey'.
>Smoking a cigar while watching a group of Slovaks washing machine an afghan.
Good times.

>>28714104
Not who you're replying to but our detachment commander was officially banned from issuing orders to anyone below SNCO rank after our deployment.
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>>28712673
As often as I could. Then I acted baffled when my own subordinates defied me.
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>>28714043
>graduated law school
>too stupid to become an officer

FYI the smart one in this story isn't you
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>>28713301
>Slave soldiers
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>>28712673
I did as little as humanly possible for my last 6 months.

For my last two weeks I think I didn't even turn on my shitty workstation/toughbook.

Noone gave a fuck.
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>>28713291
Looks like archer or venture bros. based on style. I don't recognize the scene itself, however, so Google image search is your best bet.
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>Be me a few years ago
>SWO, Royal Navy
>Spot ship
>Obvious drug runner setup, unmarked, good intel recently indicates drug transportation in that area operated by these boats
>Engage
>Get go-ahead
>Just prior to engaging get ordered to stop, apparently yanks have claim on the ship
>Hmm- time to become Nelson except be deaf instead of blind
>Engage, detain drug runners, captain is a known Somalian pirate
>Big bust, hot fucking water
>Dreams of Admiral now essentially in the shitter

Maybe I'll still make rear Admiral, r-right guys?
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>>28714302
Should have just let us take care of the situation, we would have let the pirate get away, funded him, and you would have not have your shit canned.
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>>28714312
top kek
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>>28712673
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>>28714591
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>>28714141

>washing machine an afghan

What does this mean?
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>>28712787
Autism.

This is why you shouldn't let autists have guns, holy shit
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>>28714160
This

>>28714043
You're also stupid.
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>>28712787
iirc somehow order 66 was activated prematurely with him
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>>28713301
Well the guys from Delta Squad seemed pretty cool. Arc Troopers are supposed to be superior, but Delta was cool.

I'd love to be acting all cordial along side muh nigga Fixer while telling Scorch and Sev to STFU.
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>>28713301
First Order or Imperial special forces.
The republic (both old and new) ca go fuck itself.
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>>28714043
Man Turkey is a bitch
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>>28714591
>>28714599
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>>28712673
One time I didn't notify my supervisor
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When you get to a level where you're in charge of people, like e5 plus you will constantly find yourself meeting with your superiors, getting a plan that sucks dick then saying, "Yes, of course sir/maam/chode right away." then going to your guys and doing something close enough to the orders to get the job done, but overall execution improved of the original plan. God help you if they find out your deviations from their "superior" planning abilities.

You will constantly disobey orders eventually, simply because the way these people pass the shit down is indicative of them having no actual knowledge of what you're actually doing these days since it has been so long (usually) or they have never done whatever they want you to do.
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>>28713302
>SW qual ET3
>E4 struggle
>Tedious work on equipment
Fuck you and your advancement rate, and your skate life, you blue side cunt.
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I shot a haji teenager after explicitly being told not to.
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>be stationed in Germany
>be working with this dumbass E-5
>only got promoted because he cried to EO after his new supervisor didn't put in a denial of promotion counselling
>at one point after I offered a suggestion tells me "you will speak only when spoken to"
>go off on him and his power trip in front of 2 other E-4s then tell him to go fuck himself when he told me to drop
>he whines to the platoon sergeant, I report what happened to the MSG(also my direct supervisor)
>got a counselling from him saying I should have handled that better
>he gets reassigned 2 weeks later
>a month later I get word to pull phone records because he was coming into the office at 2 in the morning to call someone in Miami

Somehow he's still in and still an ass.
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>>28715006
This
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>>28715074
E-5 was near impossible to get. 10-15% chance. Granted I never studied. But I guess I was in the perfect middle ground, wasn't e-5 so didn't get much responsibility, but didn't get shit jobs like the new guys lol.
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>>28715860
For the Army it all depends on your MOS. Some get promoted like it's nothing(see some MI jobs with 35 point cutoff scores) while others can't get promoted no matter what they do(my cutoff score was 798 for 4 years).
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>>28715006
This. All this. When your Div-O is a fuckwit reservist equal opportunity ESL case, you do what you have to do to a) get the job done (so you don't get masted for not doing the job) and b) not get masted for disobeying orders.
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>>28716291
Yeah was different for each of our mos also. The fucking ITs had a 80% chance for E5 for a while. See them come in as e4 and ad long as their eval wasn't shit they pretty much got promoted.
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>>28714698
>First Order
Congratulations you just got dumped in a garbage chute offscreen.
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>>28713302
for lack of a nail the shoe was lost
for lack of a shoe the horse was lost
for lack of a horse the message was lost
for lack of a message the battel was lost
for the battle was lost the war went on
for lack of a nail the war was lost
Cascade effects.
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>>28714698
>being a bootlicker in a galaxy far far away
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>>28714635
Waterboard
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>>28712673
Really hate how kiddy Rebels is compared to Clone Wars.
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>>28712787
He's black
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>>28712673
Orannge.
Butt.
Cheeks.
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>>28715099
Nobody's gonna touch this?
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>>28717803
Well...that's just what happens when Disney takes over a franchise sometimes.
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>>28718802
Nah. We've all done that a time or two. It's let shooting a pen flare at the little kid playing in the sewage ditch that was soaked the gas. Shit happens to everyone at least once.
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>>28718883
Those fucking hips oh lawdy.
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>>28718883
>No stormtroopers getting cut in half, violently sucked into the vacuum of space with disturbing flailing, enduring Spehs Vietnam, or wasting wounded on the battlefield
Kayden...
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>>28718942
And Mandos went from this...
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>>28719051
...to this.
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>>28712673
almost daily

>hey anon, run this paperwork down to the motorpool
>look at the 5 privates sitting around
>'just have them do it"
>nah it's important I need you to do it
>mfw
>take paperwork, shred it, disappear for 2 hours or so

they're just going to lose it and ask for it again in a week anyways
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Yeah I went to the chow hall instead of picking up trash.
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>>28719051
who is the qt
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>Be armorer
>Weapons are going through services. We're already cutting it close to do annual since we're doing back to back to back field training.
>Get the usual handful of deadlines, failed barrel straightness, missing parts, etc.
>PLT armorers gotta shuffle shit around, reassign new, working shit
>XO comes in waving his dick around saying to just let them draw out their non-FMC shit
>Sir are you fucking retarded? Deadlined weapons dont leave the arms room. And you want to pull this shit when we just had a 240L blow out its lower reciever, dislocating the gunner's shoulder? It's a safety hazard sir.
>Get into a shouting match with the XO.
>In the end, XO gets moved to HHC and replaced by my old PL.
>Despite having to not take holiday leave so we can finish annual services, everything is all smiles now.
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>>28712673
I have and still do all the time. But I pick my battles. I usually offer an alternative before outright saying "Im not doing that,sir."
>Be NCOIC
>1SG tells me to take my guys on a run
>we are in the field, no one brought PT gear, so he wants us to run in boots.
>no showers either
>Its cold and sleeting
>Suggest a ruck march in gortex instead
>Has to be a run.
>End up telling him "I am not having my guys do that."
>his knife hand is in my face as CSM walks in
>CSM doesnt bat an eye, just tells my 1SG he is cancelling training for safety reasons.
>The sleet had fozen on the ground turning everything to ice
I was prepared to take this issue to the BC and CSM if I couldnt make the 1SG see it my way. 1SG was a good guy, he just had a fucked up idea in his head thatday.
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>>28712965
it broke my heart when that other clone died (rather not spoil the name) i fuckign loved the clone arcs
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>>28717219
and yet here you are wasting time on 4chan
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>>28713217
was it hard? im going to navy soon
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>>28714599
i dont understand this, i know its from the new movie but what is it?
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>>28719353
Forget her name. She was from Deathwatch was all I remember.
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>>28714141
>estrogen blockers and dbol
You...You what?
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>>28719731
Remember the black guy from the previews? He's a storm trooper who pussies out after his first fight and helps the rebel-sorry, the Resistance, so he can get away, and that guy is one of his old squadmates. He runs into him later and, in the middle of battle, tosses his shield and blaster, screams TRAITOR! at him, and proceeds to kick his ass with a stun baton(the one pictured) while the black guy is trying to find him off with a lightsaber.
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>>28719789
HE WANTS TO GET BIG

CMON!
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>>28717219
For want of the war, the kingdom was lost, all for want of a nail.

Missed a bit , m8
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>>28719752
>dat slap
I'm amused.
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I drew a dick in a TSgt's notebook once, does that count?
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>>28720320
No, but drawing a dick on the parade field in the snow where the CSM can see it is.
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>>28719578
please share more of these, its little stories like this you never hear about that i enjoy the most.
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> get a new E-5
> he replaces my old awesome NCO
> things are ok for the 1st month then SGT becomes a power tripping asshole
> forces me to do push ups when ever he walks into a room
> forces me to do flutter kicks at the motorpool
> forces me to low crawl through mud holes during PT
> has me iron mike from one side of the barracks to the other for no reason
> when he's on CQ duty he fucks with me all day all hours of the night.
> get a knock at my door at 12 at night
> SGT wanted to see if I was wake
> he continues for 2 hours coming back every 15 minutes
> I sneak out of the barracks and sleep in my truck
> he does this several times
> He searched my name online to see what dirt he could blackmail me with
> talked about everything from past traffic tickets to my sister's wedding
> when my grandfather died and I took leave to go to his funeral he tried denying it saying I was trying to get out of a field exercise
> this constant abuse continues for 6 months
> other SGT's and soldiers start to notice
> 'Jesus SGT what did SPC Anon do this time?"
> I confront him about how he treats me and about how it needs to stop
> he says he is only doing it because it's fun
> I talk to my awesome NCO, I talk to 1SG, I talk to CO.
> they say they will handle it
> harassment continues, now even worse than before
> realize one day I am going to snap and frag his bitch ass
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>>28720861
> day came when I finally snapped
> SGT is in the dayroom showing off pictures of my sister in a bikini
> mentions when he goes on leave he is going to fuck her dead
> goes into great detail about all the sexual acts he is going to perform
> SGT is right next to an open window
> I can hear my mind literally break
> all bets are off
> say "I am going to fucking kill you!"
> I grab him and push him out the open he was sitting under and out of the barracks
> turns out all the corrective training the SGT made me strong as hell
> I tried to jump out the very same window screaming "YOU FUCKING DIE TODAY!"
> 3 of my budies hold me down preventing me from jumping out the same window to finish the job
> I am told to sit in an empty office under guard while the other NCO's and officers figure out how to handle this
> they all know the SGT is an abusive piece of shit
> SGT spends the day writing an Article 15 for assaulting an NCO
> when I am sent to talk with the CO and Top SGT has an ear to ear smile like I fucked up big time
> like this was the end to the perfect plan to make me go insane so he could chapter me out
> it makes it to 1SG desk before Top takes the report and rips it up into pieces in front of the SGT
> " SPC Anon is the nicest most hardest working soldier we got in the company and you habitually fucked with him!"
> "And he took that abuse with a smile on his face until he snapped."
> "Oh yeah, there will be an article 15, but it ain't for SPC Anon!"

> SGT is put on extra duty
> he swears revenge at me
> > SGT is transferred away to the other side of the base
> never see him again

And if he wants to find me I will finish the job. People like him are poison and made me hate a great unit with great people. So the SGT social experiment worked. I am no longer the kind and hard working soldier I was. From then on I because a bitter asshole because I didn't want to be taken advantage of again.
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>>28720861
>>28721037
Isn't there anything you can do before it reaches that point?

It seems like a couple of guys in Groucho Marx glasses could break his legs when he's walking to his car one day.
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>>28720831
That is probably the most enraging thing I've read today.
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>>28716792
IT for the win.
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>>28721259
If you were wondering, yes it was black people who did it.
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>>28721289
14% of the population, 50% of the crime, I'm not really surprised anymore.
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>>28721071
CO doesn't do anything then make sure you have documentation of what all has happened and what you've done(dates and names of individuals involved) and take it to battalion, and if that doesn't work then keep going up the chain, but make sure you have documentation and you give each level a chance to resolve things before going on up the chain.

Take it from someone who spent 3 years at brigade, if someone takes the time to go through their chain of command and has documentation to show that they've gone through the appropriate channels, a full bird and his CSM will have your entire chain in his office demanding to know why this soldier has had to go all the way to him to get a resolution on a problem NCO.

It only happened once in 3 years.
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>>28721071
I tried. I talked to IG who did nothing, my command knew about it, but for what ever reason never acted on it until I did it myself.
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>>28721259
>>28721289
>>28721312
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheshire,_Connecticut,_home_invasion_murders

How can you lie on the internet?
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>>28721399
Could have sworn.
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>>28721287
Yeah right, I was IT the entire time I was in and after I made 4 no one in my MOS got promoted.

Oh well, still got that $40,000 sign on bonus.
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>>28721399
Frankly I'm surprised when the perp isn't a black these days.
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>>28721289

The criminals were white dudes
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>>28721448
Well, about 85% of white people who are murdered in the US are killed by other white people.

Humans tend to prey on their own.
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>>28721289
nah it wasnt, some dude from florida though
im sure one can dig up some dindu doing a crime like that somewhere it might be hard, they are a peaceful people.
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>>28721470
>>>/pol/
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>>28721458
>>28721469
Got it confused with a case that happened near where I live.
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>>28721488
Tell us about it.
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>>28721499
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Richmond_spree_murders
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>>28721507
Jesus, fucking why?
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>>28719552
Just what in the fuck is going on with the 240L's????
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>>28720861
>>28721037
You are a man of more patience than I

I would have beaten him within an inch of his life after the part where he said "because it's fun", I commend you anon
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>>28721567
At least it's not Ukraine where people like this can keep on going for a month before the cops finally nab them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs
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>be lcpl in muhreens on loan to the MPs to help guard the gate
>range day awwwww yissssss that means no gate duty plus shooting beneli
>pisses rain, range canceled
>"all 12 of you junior Marines, suit up. Your gonna go help the other platoon watch the gate"
>wtf.jpeg totally got fucked
>get to gate, there's already like 7 people there.
>Guy in charge is a little bit up tight, whole group seems to have an air of being really serious, completely different from my group which is a lot more "family like"
>guy in charge says absolutely nobody is allowed to just hang out in the guard house (except him monitoring the phone and log book)we must all be outside watching the gate the entire shift
>there's like 19 Marines out there guarding 2 open lanes since it's dead as shit
>guy says out loud "why are we all out here again?"
>reply without thinking "I dunno, the guy in charge is probably a boot or something"
>Corporal from other platoon hears me and starts ripping my ass about being in subordinate and disrespecting an NCO
>tells me to go inside and repeat what I said to the dude in charge, or he will
>Well fuck, might as well sack up
> go inside and tell the guy I called him a boot behind his back
>GOES BALLISTIC
>starts screaming asking about how he been on a deployment and asks me how many I have.
>I know it won't help my case at all so I say zero
>asks me how many countries I've been to
>like 11 I think
>"in uniform, genius!"
>like 9 then
>makes me police call the parking lot, sweep rocks, clean toilet etc etc
>get back and my own NCOs fuck me harder, essay and class presentation on article 91
>stand at parade rest in cold ass wind and rain while Corporal blasts me about embarrassing him to the other platoon
>threatened with njp, loss of rank etc etc

At the end of the day I don't really blame that guy though I mean if some random junior marine was talking shit about my leadership within minutes of meeting me behind my back id probably lose my mind too.
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>>28720831
Bull fucking shit! Petit carried, didn't carry in the house. And he never had a chance to save the women. Whoever made that was some fucking retarded basement dwelling beta neckbeard who just saw a gruesome murder and decided to try to get his fat sweaty beta buddies to like his post on FB.
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>>28714742
>This artwork
Badass as hell, but there is zero chance the First Order would allow those scratches to remain on that helmet.
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>>28721037
Not in the forces but fuck me anon, I have a lot of respect for you. Anyone talked shit about my family like that I would fuck them up.
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>>28720861
>>28721037
You Sir are, or at least were, a very patient and tolerant man. I lost my shit when a guy I worked with set his desktop background to a picture of my mother and talked about his plans to fuck her. That was all the provocation I needed. You... You deserve a fucking medal for not killing that man. (even if we would all have been better off without him)
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>>28721586
every fiber of my being wanted to but I needed witnesses. I needed people on my side watching the abuse.

>>28722035
This was a brand new picture too and he just snagged it off of facebook. Had my fellow soldier's not stopped me I was going to go down and curb stomp him and leave him for dead. I was ready to deposit 6 months of abuse of my body onto his. Chances are I might have killed him with my bare hands.
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>>28712673
>E7 tells me to steal the Kurig from the other company
>E6 from the other company catches me coming in through the window and stops me from fulfilling a direct order from an SNCO
Wew lads.
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>in the Eu canon the Clone Troopers were genetically engineered to be loyal to the Emperor

>in the current canon its 'hurr we gave them a tumor hurr'

This is why the new Clone Wars is garbage.
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>>28721289
No it wasn't you fuckwit.
Source: I live in CT.
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>>28719699
I share your feeling, anon.
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>>28712673
>"no porn while deployed."
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>>28714682
It's funny because the Jedi should have figured it out at this point. The only reason they didn't is because the Star Wars extended universe and original story don't give a shit about the story.
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>>28723553
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>>28723792
The series was cut early, I think they had another 2 1/2 seasons planned before disney cancelled it.
Likely would have included more about this arc considering obi wan/anakin find out that dooku played a part in the creation of the clones in season 6
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>>28720127
You misspelt 'aroused'.
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Order 66 makes no fucking sense
>ep 4
>after jedi mind tricking their way into Mos Eisley
>Luke get's in a tussle with some local ruffians
>Old Ben says fuck that, whips out his lightsaber and slices the dudes arm off
>the crowded bar is awestruck

And here's where order 66 falls apart
>the two proceed to make a deal with a young rouge with a ship
NOT
>Ohhh shit Luke, we need to bounce because Jedi are illegal and I just got witnessed by a room full of people and theirs a bounty on Jedi. Ohh yah, and I can sense Boba fett nearby, and he's made a killing on Jedi bounties.
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>>28721590
was that the hammer guys?
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>>28713217
Marine? Navy? Army? Airforce?
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>>28726132
>prequel shit
>cannon
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>>28721037
>"SPC Anon is the nicest most hardest working soldier we got in the company"
good thing you were having gay anal sex with the CO
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>>28726132
>you forget that between order 66 and ep 4 there are like 20 or 30 years of difference, and that by the end of chapter 3 the siths thought that all the jedis were dead.
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>officer canditate says that my squads room is dirt
>I say it is not
>he orders us to clean it
>fuck that, go get beer

#justConscriptthings
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>>28719578
been on k for a year and still dont understand what knife hands means

someone pleasE?
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>>28727234
i think he means his strong arm or his punch or something
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>>28727277
thought so
cheers
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>>28727277
Wrong. Take ur hand, put all your fingers together. Looks like a knife. Now put it vertical. That's a knife hand, it's something higher enlisted do to lower enlisted that get in trouble when they scolding them.
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>>28727318
thanks better kommando
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>>28726059
Didn't they actually do that? They've got the 'lost season' or something on Netflix, and I believe they do get into that toward the end.
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>>28712965
>>28719699
They should have just made the show about the clones, I particularly like the clone-centered episodes
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alright, everybody hold the fuck up

I just need to see some singles, and your free to go.

Orders are to shoot doubles on sight.
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>>28713320
No just smoke TFA told us this
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>>28727355
They always knew that someone called tyranis had a hand in the creation of the clones, but could never find out exactly who that was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcXaicGvcvA

Right at the end of season 6 they find out that dooku is tyranis. After this arc it goes into a yoda centered episode with some sith sorcery and learning more about force ghosts
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>>28721469
That picture sums up perfectly why I hate absolutely everything. I mean fuck, I can't put it into words, but that says it right there.
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>>28712673
No.
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>>28712673
I didn't get a new belt buckle when my current one had a scratch on it after I was told to.

Another time I didn't iron my NSU shirt

Once my hair was perceived to be too long, even though it is within regs. Still didn't get a haircut.
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>>28719818
Wow. Black dudes a little bitch.
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>>28719071
She's an artist and a free spirit, a REAL rebel.
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>>28721783
Do you think the fact that he's seen combat might have made him brain damaged. Like a really old person who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing.
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>>28712673
My grandfather was once ordered to take Vietcong woman near a treelike and execute her, but he just raped her.
Not sure if that counts
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>>28712673
4 out of 5 mornings in the work week start with disobeying orders
>shave
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>>28731048
My nigga
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>>28712673
not me, but my dad led a group that busted open a supply depot to feed civilians during the evacuation of Hungnam Harbor.

They got away with it because they informed the international press before making a move.
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>>28717219
Fuck off you blunt faggot, go reorganise a filing cabinet or something.
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>>28731048
or
>1week in new battalion
>be fucking useless since the guy im supposed to replace is still there
>Start the day and go to my superior
>"just ask where you can help break is at 1200 come back for new orders at 1500"
>sleep 3 more hours
They still dont know who the fuck i am and that is 3 months now
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>>28721783
I'm guessing you went thru OC spray course. The most humbling day for pussy NCO's to show there true colors.
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>>28712787
HE DINDU NUFFIN
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>>28713302

>>28717219

>lose sattellite link because antenna goes out
>probably when you're in your rack
>shit climbs the whole chain of command before you wake up
>tfw you're tied naked to a buoy by the bridge staff and heaved overboard
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>>28731362
It was always just used as backup comms, glad I wasn't an SHF tech, fucking everyone loses mind when Internet goes out.
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>>28729386
He was also a janitor just before he was sent out as a stormtrooper...because reasons.
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>>28721037
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE NCOs in your unit? I had a guy like that as a peer when I was a SGT. He and I constantly yelled at each other because he wanted to play fuck fuck games with Soldiers for no reason. It finallycame down to me telling him I was going to kick his ass in front of the CO and the CO saying "I didnt see shit."

Anyway more fuckery for .>>28720831
In Iraq as a SPC
>Fuckwad SSG tells me to go touch a capicitor thats been charging all day (easiest way to explain it withiut tech jargon)
>its next to the wire
>literal C-wire perimeter
>He wants me to shine a flashlight on it before I touch it
>...in Iraq
>Get out there look around
>Get this feeling of total panic like Imma die
>Realize if I touch the capacitor I will die
>Go back into my hootch start flipping my shit
>tell my NCO Im not doing that shit
>Random Infantry guy shows up panting
>He explains he thought I was a bad guy and was gonna shoot me.
>I tell that SSG to stay the fuck away from me
Later
>Same motherfucker fucks up and nearly drops a 1500lbs antenna on me
>I tell him I will kill him if he doesnt stay the fuck away from me.
>He does.
Back at Bragg my buddy tells the 1SG about it. The SSG gets put in a back office called "where careers go to die"
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>>28717219
cascade effect or slippery slope fallacy?
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>>28719204
>It's important
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>>28719932
Ay
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>>28712673
If they can't find me, they can't issue me orders. Shitbag smarter, not harder.
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>>28727289
He's wrong it's pic related
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>>28721811
Not trying to be a dick, but you got a source for him carrying?
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>>28721037
Honestly, people like this are why non-sexual assaults shouldn't really be looked into. When a soldier beats the living shit out of another soldier, there's a very good reason behind it.
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>>28735398
They should be looked into, but not in terms of a civilian assault case. It should be seen as something where the cause needs to be determined, such as this case where the anon was being tormented by an asshole superior.
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>>28727618
Those were cheaper and shittier suits though.
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>>28721037
im a civilian but my old foremen was a E-5 marine

He had a reputation for running guys off and making people quit bc he would fuck them to no end.

First day with him, at the hotel he burst threw my door and tried to lol mma me. Collegiate wrestler nothing fancy though.didn't win anything serious dropped out cause knees are bad.

But i beat the shit out of him and reported to hr for assault. Pressed charges on him. Court soon to be followed. 9 guys after me followed with law suit against him

apparently he put men in danger at the construction job stie to get his kicks off. Found out more he was discharge due to medical reason.....not physical either.

Long story short his brother killed himself and he wanted to make everyone else do the same. The marines didn't even want him anymore
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>>28721574
>try to make the 240 lighter so women can carry them
>use a brittle metal for the receiver
>act confused when that metal breaks
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>>28735457
No. If you intentionally disrespect your subordinates, they have every right to beat the living shit out of you. Like, broken knee beating.
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>>28735762
Anon, I'm mostly agreeing. I'm saying that it should be looked into, but to determine the underlying cause. In this case I'd suggest it shouldn't be investigated to see if anon beat his superior, but why he did it and if the underlying cause is something that needs to be addressed.
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>>28735619
The military really needs to look into a one-size-fits-all replacement for their small arms.
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>>28735788
I understand. It's just that any form of investigation leaves room for cronyism...
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