Why do morbid obesity and gun enthusiasm seem to go hand in hand?
Such a huge portion of gun lovers are fat as fuck. Wtf why? They're giving us a bad name.
>75% of the people at the range i go to are explosively fat
>every single one of the instructors at my ccw course was an obeast
>every gun nut ive met irl cant breathe while walking up stairs
stop it you fucking fatties youre making us look bad.
>>28698589
lose some weight you disgusting piece of shit
yes im mad
>h-hey guys w-what gun is b-best for the apocalypse? n-never mind that i physically c-cant handle w-walking up a flight of s-stairs
>>28698557
Its a sport that requires zero athleticism unless youre doing action shooting.
>>28698643
>>>/fit/
>>28698557
South Texas here. Never notice this at my LGS or ranges. Fuck off with your blog post.
>>28698688
so because shooting as a sport doesnt require athleticism then everyone who does it should just got ahead and become morbidly obese? literally whut
>>28698703
>>28698706
>mad obeasts detected
come on guys i just want you to be able to draw without gasping for breath
>>28698589
>>28698669
>>28698688
>>28698703
>>28698706
Cant we all man up and laugh at ourselves a bit here. OP is right. There are a large percentage of fat fucks who are gun enthusiasts. It's the truth.
May emotionally immature people are drawn to guns, because they are loud, look neat and they think it makes them cool.
All fatties are emotionally immature- if they weren't, they'd have the self control to put the fork down and the ability to be honest with themselves about their fatness.
You do the math.
Fun fact, the majority of /k/ is underweight.
Check the yearbook pics.
>>28698557
>Why do morbid obesity and gun enthusiasm seem to go hand in hand?
Compensating for their very real physical disabilities.
Worst case scenario, a fat guy who's a good shot can at least stay in place and defend.
>>28698968
We know, quit making threads throwing a hissyfit about it.
>hurr this is a useful thread
>what? I just knocked a thread with quality information off the catalog to make my shitpost thread?
>haha fuck you guys fat people exist ACKNOWLEDGE ME!
>>>/fit/
t. Skelington
>>28698557
Fat people give everything they are associated with a bad name. They're everywhere.
The only solution is to get rid of them all.
>>28698557
>Kansas man
>Went to range a few towns over with buddy to show him my funs, as he's never shot before
>Two other groups there
>Old coot and his beagle picking up brass
>Father and assumed son
>Friendo fucking loves it, but wants to bring earpro next time.
None of us are overweight, greasy or gross. Gun respecting individuals. Talked to all of them, had a great time.
Maybe you're just living in fatsville USA, but I've never had that issue.
>>28698992
damn anon
that shit is pretty deep
>>28699012
>We know, quit making threads throwing a hissyfit about it.
this is the first time ive ever seen a thread about it.
sorry its hitting a little too close to home for you anon maybe you should just lose some weight
so glad I have the sex
>>28699023
I wish I could say we should start the new neo-nazi revolution on here against fat people but that would be a problem for the majority of posters here unfortunately.
>>28699066
>this is the first time ive ever seen a thread about it.
Have you been here longer than a week?
Why do furries and k go together?
Why do ponies and the social outcasts go togethe
It's just natural processes
i live in california, our gun laws may be shit but at least the people here are mostly fit
>>28699093
since about '07 my man. seen a few memes here and there but thats about it
>>28699117
if ca had lax gun laws it would probably be the best state in the country.
>>28699153
We regularly have
>why are gun owners fat?
>are you fat /k/?
>your body is your primary weapon, sharpen it
Threads.
>>28698557
But there's fat people in every community? Why does it make you so mad?
It doesn't really bother me.
>>28698968
And what? I'd still punch your face cold, you're a nobody and worthless DU troll
>>28698557
>explosively fat
kek
Personally I look forward to looting their stockpiles when the fatties burn through their rations 3 days after the happening.
>>28699153
hahahahaha
>half the people itt somehow defending the disgusting fat fucks
Since when did 4chan become so pro-HAES? I'm fucking disgusted.
>>28699243
>burn through their rations 3 days after the happening.
>die 15 minutes into the habbening from a heart attack
ftfy
>>28699243
Gime Funf
Gimme fuer
Gimme Daejaebbaseir!
I mean, guns are cool. Fat people like cool stuff just like anyone else. Also having a reason to go outside, i.e. target practice, can help people with sedentary lifestyles become more active. Ever since I got my 10/22 and started killing cans I've lost about 20 pounds.
guys help im fat wut do
>>28699356
stop eating you disgusting piece of shit
went from mega fat to normal.
can i stay?
>>28699384
i tried that
>>28699402
sure friend
>>28699407
well you werent successful then so try again
>>28699356
eat less and swim for 2 hours everyday. If you dont do one of those your lazy. if you dont do either you might die a nasty gurgly fat guy death.
>>28698557
Because they're much more vulnerable than the rest of us, being utterly unable to defend themselves without weapons. So they first acquire firearms for the immediate needs of self-defense, then broadcast ownership of them (and the willingness to use them) as a deterrent.
>>28699413
thanks buddy
>>28699446
He did it.
ITT: people who are too poor to be a fattie
literally kill yourselves. you obviously don't know the ecstasy of hedonism.
>>28699436
i am eating less but it only took me from 6'5 320 to 276lbs
live in a desert in the middle of nowhere with no pool so cant really swim
>>28699407
Try harder
When you get hungry drink a bunch of water
keep a decent caloric deficit
you should exercise too, but you'll never outwork a shit diet.
>>28699460
>living a shorter more painful existence
>ecstacy
kill yourself fat fuck
>>28699466
6'5 250 would be a nice goa for this whole year my man. take it slow. just dont get fatter.
Keep saying that.
dont
get
fatter.
>>28699356
Read Bigger, Leaner, Stronger by Mike Mathews and Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe and start doing the Couch to 5k (C25K).
>>28699446
those stupid pieces of shit
fuck
>>28699460
he has a fucking point any in shape man has at some point or another wondered...
What if?
( I go to the gym frequently, have a nice body and only own a p228)
>>28698557
Fuck you twigfag, you dont need to be fit to love funs. If someone wants to be fat and own funs let them, otherwise you're just being a liberal. Besides, the gun has made it so that in a fight all people are equal. What good is being fit and having martial arts training or some shit when a fat guy could drop you at 200 yards?
>>28698557
You probably live in an area where all the jobless mcdonalds eating welfare fatties live. Maybe you should motivate yourself to get out of the poverty range and stop confusing /k/ for your tumblr blog.
>>28699466
>i am eating less but it only took me from 6'5 320 to 276lbs
fucking pathetic man.
you might be eating less but youre still eating too much.
its all calories in/calories out. theres no special trick to it. count your calories, eat the right amount and lose weight.
fucking fat fucks jesus christ i have no sympathy for you. STOP FUCKING EATING THATS ALL IT TAKES
>>28698643
People who think gun owners/enthusiasts are all preparing for the apocalypse are either liberal pussy scum, or edgy teenagers who also want to.
This might surprise you, but you don't actually have to be able to RUN 1000+ FPS to make your gun effective, it's quite capable of handling that itself.
>>28699510
Because the "Fat Man" is a socially not good thing. Fat means excess, fat means bad health, fat reminds them of big scary people from their Freudian childhoods...
>>28699460
>>28699509
what if i died earlier?
what if i lived a truly miserable, uncomortable existence?
yeah no thanks fat fucks. ill leave that to you
>>28699521
I do fine on my diet (2250 calories) until about 8pm, then I start eating shit and blow it away. I'm still losing weight but it's like one pound every two weeks
>>28699532
>socially not a good thing
thats a nonissue in reality though. Who gives a shit if fat guys want guns, they have the freedom to do so. You sound like a liberal
>>28699466
Here you go nigger. Work for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKelkKvm49Y
Throw in weight lifting, watch your macros, eat healthy, drink plenty of water.
>>28698557
Better question might be is what is it about your range that attracts fatties.
I mostly shoot at local sheriffs range, maybe 2% hamplanets
>>28699510
>What good is being fit and having martial arts training or some shit when a fat guy could drop you at 200 yards?
hahaha holy fuck keep telling yourself that you fucking delusional fat fuck. hahahah holy fucking shit.
>muh fat acceptance
who really sounds like the liberal here you fucking dumbass? holy shit you disgusting fucks are beyond hope
>>28699260
Dude SJW types flood this board.
Still there's a majority of brosciencing
>if you ain't mastered body weight then no lifting for you!
> muscular endurance has nothing to do with gain
>why do you need large capacity muscles anon?
> j-just need a low bf and endurance
>>28699460
I went from 390 to 190.
I'd sooner put a bullet in my brain before going back.
There is nothing good about hedonism.
>>28699534
but to just let it all go. and just eat with reckless abandon. I suppose thats what lifetime fat people dont understand in shape people are in shape BECAUSE being the least bit out of shape feel abnormal, not right, and changes will be made.
>>28699509
you cant run more than 10 seconds, you really do need to shower daily now, you're tired all the time for no reason (probably the sleep apnea actually), walking is now a 120lb rucking hike and 4 flights of stairs is now a solid workout
>>28699562
Plenty of fat guys can do long range shooting....This way allows them to gather more food on the cheap, so they can stuff their mouth even more.
>>28699528
>This might surprise you, but you don't actually have to be able to RUN 1000+ FPS to make your gun effective, it's quite capable of handling that itself.
sure it will man.
youll definitely survive off your fat and not have to worry during the habbening
>>28699562
Lets see
>wants to regulate how people should look and who should own funs because of how they look
or
>doesnt give a shit about appearance and lets people be since being fat isnt infringing on anyones rights
you tell me anon
>>28699482
What this anon said, to all fatties ITT.
Just don't get fatter, that's what you have to watch. If you don't get fatter, you'll lose weight, take baby steps. Start doing a little exercise, then a little more and a little more. Same with foods. Eat a little vegetables, less twinkies, and so on.
I believe in you, fatties. You can do it.
>>28699541
>I do fine on my diet (2250 calories) until about 8pm
so do fine on your diet all the way through when you go to bed? i mean what the fuck?
>>28699533
My favorite historical burn was when the Roman general Scipio Aemilianus forced the hedonistic, fat Ptolemaic king of Egypt give him a walking tour of Alexanria. He wheezed and almost passed out doing so.
When Scipio left, he said the people of Alexandria should thank him for at least proving that their king could walk.
>>28699549
Im on fucking 4chin at midnight just how much of a people person do you think I am? I think a human being should see fit to live his life as best and proud as any atom in the universe so long as that person isn't causing suffering to others, who cares?
I was just saying that many think that way because of the social paradigm we have going on right now...
>>28699608
i fall asleep around 12-3
>>28699592
It's tactical fat. Low speed, high drag, but you don't have to waste time eating.
>>28699565
guess i didnt know it was this bad jesus christ
>>28699591
kek
>>28699592
I'm not worried about "the habbening" because I'm not an edgy teenager who thinks all their TACTICOOL airsoft training is going to stop some dude from walking up and blowing you away day one, and taking your shit, if it even DID happen. Which is will not.
>>28699593
>being fat isnt infringing on anyones rights
seriously fuck you yes it is. everytime i sit on an airplane next to one of you disgusting motherfuckers you are infringing my rights. everytime i have to turn sideways in a hallway to get past you one of you degenerates you are infringing my rights. everytime i HAVE TO PAY MORE IN TAXES BECAUSE ONE OF YOU STUPID FUCKS COULDNT STOP EATING AND HAD TO GO TO THE ER BECAUSE OF A HEART ATTACK you are infringing my rights.
get over yourself you fat piece of shit. lose some weight for the sake of yourself and the sake of everyone else. everyone is disgusted with you and until you realize this youll never get over your depression.
fuck.
>>28699509
I've never felt so ashamed to be an active member of /k/. You need to stop your posting immediately and start training properly, going to the gym and training are two different things. Start training, read Starting Strength to understand how to properly train. Do that until you feel you are ready and then begin training in MMA. Become a weapon, become someone who is no longer simply a human being but a threat to all others within close proximity. Realize you are capable of squeezing the life out of the majority of people you come across daily and notice they have come to the same realization. Notice they /almost/ live to serve you. And then, only then, try to ask "What if?".
>>28699620
Go to bed at a better time.
>>28699620
im failing to understand what that has to do with anything?
just stop fucking eating once youve hit your caloric limit
jesus fucking christ you cant be this dumb can you?
>>28699664
>i HAVE TO PAY MORE IN TAXES
It's the other away around: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/05/health/05iht-obese.1.9748884.html?_r=0
So go on then, start handing out money to the fatties and smokers. You owe it to them, you tax-pilfering shitter.
>>28699665
seriously man wtf is going on here
fuck these fat complacent fucks
>>28699677
I was talking to the dude who thought I went to bed at 8
I would love to stop eating, everything you've said I've told myself thousands of times
>>28699685
are you honestly this retarded? obviously healthy people who are here FOR LONGER cost more overall than fat fucks who die at age 35 from heart attacks.
the proper way to measure would be to look at who has cost more tax payer dollars by age 35-40. the answer is unequivocally disgusting fat fucks.
that article is a fucking disgrace and so are you for posting the jew york times. i mean what were you expecting?
>>28699709
you need a reason to stop. Find a goal.
>>28699666
> Satan's right, you know
>>28699709
Go to the beach in a speedo and just stand there all day.
>>28699665
>Thinks physical strength would grant him infinite power over other people
>On a gun board
>Starts ordering a fatty to serve him
>Grabs fatties neck and starts squeezing when they tell him to fuck off
>Squeezing forever, not understanding why fatty isn't dying
>Fatty confused and unfazed because this guy is basically squeezing something with the consistency of a memory foam mattress
>This poster falls too the ground in extreme pain
>Looks down and realizes he's just taken 3 .45 long colt to the torso
>Whispers in his dying breath "You can't kill me, I lift."
>No one in his family or around him cares because he was a dick and full of himself while judging everyone else
>Worms eats his muscles while fatty eats a cheeseburger
>>28699709
the other anons whove replied to your post are right. if you dont have a tangible goal you wont do it. if you dont care enough to make the change then it will never happen.
just know a girl will never like you like that. and if youre ok with that then thats fine. but to get that asian girl you want you have to stop eating.
the choice is yours fatty.
>>28699731
>obviously healthy people who are here FOR LONGER cost more overall than fat fucks
So are you going to kill yourself by 35, then? I don't get it. If you want to complain about who is costing what in taxes, then you should open that wallet, boy.
I just dont understand how people can get to over 200 pounds without stopping themselves and saying
> hey, maybe I SHOULDN'T eat this donut
it feels fucking great to be in shape
My body is a weapon and I'm ready to tactically operate
Seriously though, you guys love the military and its toys so much, so why dont you aspire to be like them? Dont you want to be able to hold your rifle up for more than 30 seconds before your arms fucking snap from the weight? Dont you want to be able to lug around a 240 with ease to remove kebabs?
> tl;dr: fatties are a disgrace to /k/
>>28699709
>>28699736
Alright guy, you have a problem. Accept that first and foremost. You have a problem and that problem is that you eat more than what your body asks of you. This other anon told you to find a goal. I'm going to help you find that. Before I go to bed I'm going to get an email or something out of you so that we can continue this and hopefully you will become the ultimate version of yourself. Before all of that happens though, I need you to tell me that you have a problem and that problem is that you intake more calories than your body needs.
>>28699754
> this is what fatties actually believe
I'm surprised your still so fat with the amount of mental gymnastics you people do
>captcha: select all food
>>28698557
>can't breathe while walking up the stairs
BUT I LIKE THE STAIRS
>>28699813
*you're
>>28699777
What kind of goal could I set for myself though?
You're right, I have no reason to lose weight. Nobody calls me fat IRL, I get around just fine, I have nobody to impress and health doesn't concern me.
I want to but I don't know why, I have no reason to do it but I'm doing it anyways
>>28699807
Okay, I appreciate the help.
I have a problem and that problem is that I intake more calories than my body needs. I said it out loud too to be sure.
>>28699813
>Mental gymnastics
>Thinks working out makes him superior to anyone else
>Literally trumped by anyone smart, rich, or with a firearm for multiple reasons
Keep telling yourself that you're not the only one looking at yourself in the mirror at the gym and that people are "scared" of you.
This thread is genuinely embarrassing. Overweight people are an absolute disgrace. Lose some weight fags, firstly for yourselves and secondly for everyone else who has to exist around your disgust.
You are an absolute embarrassment. Get your lives together you worthless waste of space.
>>28699863
Your love interest went for a fatty with money, didn't she?
And your boss at work is probably fat.
>>28699834
you do sound like you genuinely want to anon so at least thats a step in the right direction.
i cant tell you what your goal should be you need to figure that out for youself, but my advice to you would be to make it something you can achieve short term (i.e. run a few miles in a row without walking or something like that) and then go from there. after you achieve each mini goal youll be closer to the main goal of being aesthetic.
the last thing id like to address is your "health doent concern me" comment. i think you might need to see someone and i mean that man, if i knew youd id be worried about you. everyone should care about their future and i want you to as well. thats a depressing attitude and it might help to talk to someone about it. good luck my man.
>>28699858
lol
keep telling yourself that youre ok with your disgusting fat body man. im sure youll have a gf in no time.
>>28699899
>the last thing id like to address is your "health doent concern me" comment. i think you might need to see someone and i mean that man, if i knew youd id be worried about you. everyone should care about their future and i want you to as well. thats a depressing attitude and it might help to talk to someone about it. good luck my man.
Interesting that you got so much from so little
Yeah, I got help awhile ago. Got prescribed some anxiety/depression medication, took it for a year but renewing it would mean seeing the doctor again, so I just quit taking it. It's going to sound ridiculously stupid, I know. But the thought of even talking about myself to someone in the flesh one on one drives me mad
>>28699858
tell me one way that being fat is superior to being physically fit
>protip: you can't
There's no reason a person can't be wealthy, intelligent firearm owner while also being in shape.
You lack to willpower, self control, and maturity to be in shape. You're neglecting the most important weapon/tool you have:
> your fucking body you fat fuck
my body is to an AR-15 as your body is to a rusty pipe
>>28699533
Honestly a super inspiring quotation, got me thinking, how much would some freeweights cost? Supposing I wanted to start lifting at home what all would I need.
>>28700008
start doing bodyweight (or anything that doesnt need equipment, or very minimal equipment) exercises:
> pushups
> situps
> squats
> planks
> pullups (need pull-up bar but worth it)
> burpees
> more burpees
> fuck you more burpees
> run
>>28700038
people at gyms are nice... right?
>>28698557
Yea I'm incredibly over weight, I'm currently in the process of losing it, about a pound to 3 pounds a week. Sick of being a stereotype.
>>28700057
I personally haven't had an issue with anyone, but I always go with my ROTC buddies.
Most people mind their own business. If anyone fucks with you because you're overweight/not in shape, fuck them, most of the people I know respect those who take the effort and try to better themselves. Just do what you can at your level and keep at it.
Also, if you've seen the shit that /fit/ draws about going to the gym, its pretty accurate.
>>28699852
Okay. Understanding and accepting that you have a problem is the most important step to becoming not a fat body. You must not see yourself as a failure because you are not a failure, you are simply a person with a problem, a fat body, and we are going to solve that problem and turn you into a non-fat body. Now I need to know everything you have done in order to solve that problem.
>>28698557
I lost a 100+lbs and I'm attempting to work on my bulk.
fite me.
>>28700122
eh can't really tell cause of poofy jacket, but I doubt you're fat
good job anon
>>28700109
>Now I need to know everything you have done in order to solve that problem.
Alright,
I kept a log of everything I was eating
I exercised every day
I bought a food scale to accurately weigh portions
I punched myself in the head repeatedly
I stole the air force pre bootcamp workout and made it to week 5
I walked
I bought weights and did weightlifting exercises
Called myself names and put myself down as much as I could
I made goals and told myself I'd buy stuff or treat myself as a reward
I read a few books of self discipline and tried to practice a lot of the techniques described
Probably more but I can't think of everything
>>28700057
They leave you alone for the most part, occasionally they ask you to spot them, just ask them exactly how they want to you to do that and do that. If you do decide to go to the gym, before anything, buy or torrent Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe and read it.
>>28700149
> self depreciation
> self harm
anon, these things won't help you
>>28700057
Yeah. Hell I'm sure many people there were in the same shape as you at some point in their life.
You'll get far more respect from others if you're fat but you're at the gym and trying to fix that than some guy who is just sitting around laughing at you anyway
>>28700174
Yeah I know. I stopped after something happened to my skull. I have a giant hard bony mass that sticks out a bitwhere I used to do most of it
>>28698557
I would say only 1/5th of the people who i see at my range are overweight. And none of them look like that guy. Of course I live in an afluent part of southern california(read can pay for trainers and get judged on looks more)
>tfw fat
>tfw can never truly enjoy knives or guns because to everyone I'm just a mall ninja who played too much COD/Battlefield/CS
>but skinny people are just exercising their 2nd amendment rights/enjoy a manly hobby
Can't wait til I lose more weight so I can be accepted.
>>28700193
I thought I was the only anon dumb enough to punch himself in the head. Thank god my ex was around to stop me back when I did that, might be in your boat now.
>>28700135
Thanks man
>>28700193
thats a sign of autism anon
I had this autistic kid in my spanish class once that hit himself in the head and muttered stuff to himself.
>>28698557
Small pee pee complex
>>28700292
I wish I was autistic. Then maybe I'd have something to blame, but all I have is my simple self.
>>28700239
because both fat and thin people are using guns to compensate for their lack of physical ability
I'm fat. I like guns. I don't watch what I eat. Currently around 330lbs, 5'11". My weight fluctuates up about 15 pounds every 5 years or so, but I'm not riding scooters in Walmart, I'm not diabetic, and I eat garbage food constantly and don't care about it.
Why you'd be so angry about any of that and what it has to do with whether or not we share a hobby is beyond me. Are you, some random anon on an Azerbaijani stained-glass enthusiast forum, gonna kick me out of guns because I'm not able to fit into your skinny jeans and we can't share a wardrobe?
For the record, I own exactly 0 articles of anything in any camouflage print, have no delusions of being high speed low drag super oper8r or of being the one to take down the gubmint/libruls/muslims/zombies/whatever-your-fantasy-is if S were to H The F.
So there's my blog post.
>TL:DR go fuck yourself. Either make me run a mile, come take my guns, or get over yourself and we can both go back to having fun putting holes in things with boomsticks.
>>28700149
just find subject that intrests you
find a podcast on it.
find a audiobooks on it.
get a canteen and a means of carrying it.
play it and take a hike outside.
walk whatever is comfy for you and just enjoy the podcast or audio book while walking about.
stick to a diet and watch the weight shave.
>>28700381
> tbqh family, you sound like a cool guy
that being said, 330lbs jesus how do you even go up stairs?
>>28700405
also koss portapro are great.
>>28700420
Not him but I'm 290 and I get around just fine.
>>28700420
>>28700437
carrying 330lbs is like permanently carrying a ruck around
>>28699407
stop for a moment and examine your behaviour
people seek many distractions in their spare time
just make sure your distractions are beneficial to your state of mind and body
>>28700468
Then loose fucking weight, I was 330 once, I lost it.
>>28700149
>I kept a lot of everything I was eating
This is good. You must MUST count your calories in order to achieve any sort of body weight goal.
>I exercised every day
This is also good, however, simply exercising is not enough. You must also log this.
>I bought a food scale to accurately weigh portions
Were you weighing out portions in accordance to a diet plan? If not, how exactly did you think this would benefit you?
>I punched myself in the head repeatedly
Don't do this, this is not benefiting you in any way, shape, or form.
>I stole the air force pre bootcamp workout and made it to week 5
Why did you only make it to week 5?
>I walked
This is good but like the portions, were you following a plan?
>I bought weights and did weightlifting exercises
Again, plan. Furthermore, did you actually know what you were doing to the extent that you had confidence in what you were doing was benefiting you in some way, shape, or form?
>Called myself names and put myself down as much as I could
This does not benefit you. DO NOT DO THIS. You are only furthering your belief that you are incapable of becoming the optimal version of yourself which you are in fact fully capable of becoming whether you believe that or not. If some quadriplegic fuck can get ripped (it happens and I still don't know how) you can achieve the body you wish to live in.
>I made goals and told myself I'd buy stuff or treat myself as a reward
Making goals is a positive, treating yourself for achieving those goals is not. The reward you get for achieving a goal is that you have managed to achieve that goal. You have earned the pain, the sweat, and everything else that has come with that achievement. You have earned the right to set another goal for which you will work for.
>I read a few books of self discipline and tried to practice a lot of the techniques described
Sell them. Self discipline isn't taught, it is learned. That may not make any sense, but if I have taught you anything you will figure it out
>>28700468
Nigga I was 310 in October, I ran that 20 pounds off. Now I run an 8:35 mile and can touch my toes.
Fat shaming should be accepted.
Fat people are shit humans.
>>28700420
Not often. Elevators all the way.
Ive been overweight basically since puberty due to a combination of medication side effects from when i was younger and a steady diet of garbage. But i used to walk 10+ miles a day as a teenager hanging out with the skaters and graff kids, so my calves are beastly. I get around.
Spending a lot of time working in call centers with mostly fast food or vending machines didnt help anything, and im in my mid-30's now so my metabolism and energy levels arent what they used to be. But it doesnt bother me, at least not enough to seriously do anything about it, and i wear it well and am in all other aspects in quite good health. So fuck it. If i dont care, why should this asshole OP?
>pardon the change in grammar and whatnot, switched from phone to tablet...no autocorrect.
>>28700514
>Were you weighing out portions in accordance to a diet plan? If not, how exactly did you think this would benefit you?
I don't know a thing about diet plans. I just went here and put in my numbers. Then I take that amount of calories and try to eat only that.
>>28700543
Meh, we're just assholes by nature. We hate ourselves more than you could imagine so it bleeds into our attitude
>>28700548
*here = http://www.iifym.com/iifym-calculator/
Oh and
>Why did you only make it to week 5?
It started snowing absurdly hard and that plan is a lot of walking and running. I tried doing it for a couple more weeks in the snow but it was up to my knees and impossible
>>28700545
Sounds like your not doing shit about it and blaming your environment
>>28699286
Lol'd
>>28698706
>blog post
>>28700573
It was more of an answer to the "how does one get that big" question that may not have been expressly stated. I dont have to blame anything because im not ashamed or compensating. I was just telling the story.
>>28699644
regardless, it sucks to be fat. don't be fat, fatty
>>28700654
>im not ashamed
Fat bro here, you really should be.
>>28698557
Hey look, a shit post thread that has nothing to do with guns and mods don't do shit. Thanks for the blog post cancer /fit/.
Pic related: wading through your fucking filthy shit posts
take up bicycling for daily transport
>pro
cool breeze
no impact on joints
double the speed for one fourth of the effort of running
giant calf's and thighs
learn to read traffic and predict events like a boss
>con
takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
wind and rain takes no prisoners
pathological avoidance of hills
super sun and wind burn if your not careful
taking your life into your hands every day
limited luggage capacity
>>28700057
They're nice as long as you aren't doing something stupid, fatty. Stupid things that will get you negative attention at the gym would include:
>not putting your weights away after you use them
>hogging a bunch of equipment at the same time
>being smelly
>doing something dangerous
>being loud and obnoxious
You'll learn the ropes after you start going regularly. Good luck if you even decide to start.
>>28699961
>Yeah, I got help awhile ago. Got prescribed some anxiety/depression medication
I always wondered about people who spoke to professionals. Does it flag you on NICS if you try to buy a gun afterwards (whether you were prescribed meds or not)?
>>28700122
Yea good job brosef. Any loose skin problems? 100+ lbs isn't anything to sneeze at.
Friendly reminder that I just ate an entire hamburger helper box and there was literally nothing you could do about it despite all your "Blatant superiority and control".
Gonna go be fat at the range all weekend and you still can't stop me.
>>28700381
>>28700887
yeah I got fair amount of floppy bits, but it's a relief not to be carrying an extra man around.
>>28700899
We don't have to. With a diet like that you'll be "stopping" yourself in 5-10 years.
>>28700899
that looks painful.
tbqh famioli
>>28700899
>TFW ate sid brownie bits made into 'doughnut holes' and instantly hated myself
>TFW imagining the run I'd have to do if I ate that
I'm going to do pushups after I walk home, ugh...
>>28700239
>>28698557
>Making us look bad.
Honestly the only thing making anybody look bad is empty airs of superiority because of someone's eating habits.
>inb4 fatty detected.
6'5" 290LB Run every day and lift.
Let people live how they want man, focus on you.
>>28699000
How can trips like this go unchecked?
Also fat people should be rounded up and gassed
As a fat fuck, I love how upset a lot of you are. It's pretty damn funny.
>>28699200
Nothing more pathetic than making physical threats over the internet, fatbody
>the only reason to be into guns is prepping
>>28701671
You're fat. Not even Rich Piana is 290 and he's a mass mutant.
>>28698706
>A fatty who can't self identify
South Texas is fat as fuck Gerardo.
>>28699153
>since about '07 my man
Like, HH:07 this morning?
>tfw fat
>tfw ordered a plate carrier
>tfw tge fact that I'm getting one is getting me motivated to start running again
>>28702341
You can lose all your weight fast if you just kill yourself now, fatty
>Such a huge portion of gun lovers are fat as fuck. Wtf why?
Fight or flight.
If you're physically incapable of flight, better be prepared to fight.
>>28700899
Now THAT'S what I call stopping power
>>28702357
What the hell, man?
>>28702442
Fat people should just be put down
This place is filled with disgusting fatbodies. Whats worse is that instead on being quiet in the basement, they feel the incessant need to broadcast just how operator they are. No, no you are not. You are a fat disgusting fuck and nobody likes you. You are a drain on society.
>>28700899
>High capacity heart disease
>>28699510
lol a fatty couldn't run 30 yards without breaking down, much less hit a target over 200
>>28698557
The way I see it, the fatter you are, the less responsible and trustworthy you are. If you don't have the mental willpower to maintain your own body, why should you be trusted with something less important?
>>28699153
"Lax" is a poor word choice. Just because something is less fascist doesn't mean it's not enough
>>28699356
2000 calories a day. No more. Less if possible. Working out at all takes away calories (obviously more work means less calories). You don't have to actually count, just ballpark it and round up. It isn't quick, but it's the only way
>>28699460
That is the single dumbest argument I've heard in a very long time. Too poor to be fat. Well if nothing else, you must have $250000 to pay for your medical expenses when your knees give out at 30, right?
>>28699521
Jog a bit each time you can. Doesn't have to be much, if you can only jog a half mile, fine. You'll work to more as time goes on. I don't hate fat people as long as they're actually trying to improve themselves.
Capcha: select ice cream. Goddamnit
>>28699571
Badass brother!
I've gone from 270 at 6'1 to 215 and when I was in shape many moons ago I was ~200, so I'm almost there.
I'm on my way to being a person again, and I will never go back to being a lard beast.
>>28699541
Push it back a bit. Wait until 8:30. Then next week, 9:00. Add a little run here and there. It adds up the same way chocolates do
>>28699460
This man speaks the truth.
>>28699786
What costs less? $10 mil over 30 years, or $15 mil over 65? On a day by day basis, fat fucks cost more
>>28698557
Oh look. It's this thread. Again.
>>28699886
That's the reason why people don't like fatties? Not because they're lazy, smelly, gluttonous, irresponsible, or selfish?
>>28699961
I'm in a similar area. I'm in shape, but I have a problem that I should probably talk to someone about. I won't though because A) it's fucking beyond degrading to do that and B) I'm honestly scared to shit that going to one of those folks is going to result in me getting flagged and losing my guns
>>28698557
Run from the police picture that, nigga I'm too fat
I fuck around and catch a asthma attack
That's why I bust back, it don't phase me
-Notorius B.I.G
These people trying to compensate physically for what they don't have otherwise to make them feel secure.
>>28699356
Don't listen to the broscience, "starvation mode" is a myth.
fasting works quite well actually.
>>28699685
>Every person I see swiping dat EBT is a lard monster.
>Every person who injures nurses\firefighters that I have seen is a ham planet.
Seriously people eat 2000 or less calories per day. You are a disgrace being obese.
>>28699510
So why aren't special forces guys fat?
>>28698557
Simple answer - unlike most sports, you don't have to go running after the ball (bullet) and you can sit/stand on one spot, fire a load or rounds (excercising one finger) and if you have a brass catcher, not even have to bother collecting them (which would have fell within a foot or so radius)
So you can say you do a sport when theres nothing 'sporty' about it
Besides that, theres the empowerment issue of using a weapon..
>>28699356
Calories are energy, if you take in more energy than you use your body stores it for later. That information alone should tell you everything you need to lose weight.
>>28699533
I like to imagine that all of the great Greek and Roman figures and philosophers had God-tier physique. Like Socrates is as equally likely to lecture you as he is to throw you across the room and steal your lunch money
>>28703136
You almost never see any obese people in sport shooting though. At least not at any higher levels. Being obese gives you problem with balance, mobility and breathing so being fat does limit you even for shooting. Obese people are almost always recreational shooters.
I agree that it's about empowerment.
I do HEMA and there's a tendency with some fat people who want to join that they don't really care about doing exercise or physical fitness, they just want to feel cool swinging a sword. Many fatter people use it as a way to lose weight and get in shape, but some don't really want to lose weight they just like to hit stuff. They're basically your stereotypical neckbeards.
>>28699754
You don't strangle someone by squeezing their neck. You dig your thumbs into their windpipe.
>>28699030
>/K/ansas here
What range? Most folks I see at my range are normal build, but there is the occasional hamplanet.
Best way to get rid if of tactical beer gut?
>>28700279
Is there anything inherently wrong with this set up?
The upper body contrasts from the lower body.
Aren't you supposed to be 2 dimensional?
>>28702275
>Jelly Skellie.
Do you not understand proportions?
Rich Piana while retarded swole also has a small frame and is fucking 5'11. It's totally possible to be 6'5 and 300 pounds and be in great physical shape.
>>28699012
That fucking pic.
As someone who went from 290 pounds to 150 over the course 9 months, let me tell you its impossible to change a fat fucks mind until they are ready to change. You can give them all the evidence you got but they will delude themselves in thinking they're normal until they're blue in the face.
>>28698557
When bronies fight back.
>>28703533
I don't think it has a lot to do with most fat people being deluded.
I think most of them just don't care. If they did they'd do something.
>>28698557
I know what you mean
>be me
>go to gun show might as well be a fat old white sometimes fat old Hispanic guy convention
>it has gotten better though when I started going at 15 I was the only guy who wasn't fat white and old
>go to range only one time seen a another guy who wasn't obese
It's like what tex the guy who shot him self on tosh.0 said if you a fat operator you are not someone to be taken seriously
>>28698992
/thread
>>28699521
He is right you can eat MacDonald every day and still loose weight as long as you count calories and or burn it off
So much blubber butt hurt in this thread. Your three chins crave more than pizza, they crave fat acceptance. Fat is not healthy, fat is unattractive, fat shows lack of discipline. Being fat is not something you should be ok with. Over the last few years gun owners have had to stand up for their rights and show anti gunners that we are responsible disciplined citizens worthy of owning a dangerous tool. A fat unkempt slob babbling about "muh *burp* rights" doesn't help the cause in making gun owners look good.
>>28703790
>muh *burp* rights
>>28698557
Whats wrong with fatties?
2016 not planning a galoot ranch to sell to mutant horsemen in the endtimes.
Come on!
>>28703229
Apparently Socrates was into wrestling. There's a quote somewhere from him about how the greatest runner would never beat an average wrestler.
fatties with platecarriers make me all giggly inside.
>>28699096
Well shit, im both
>>28698557
Reported. Stop posting this /fit/ bullshit every day. /k/ has enough shitposters.
>>28699446
How about athletic fatties that can fight or play in football? Whats our excuse?
>>28704090
your one of the many fat nec/k/beards that encourage being fat you piece of shit
>>28698557
>Such a huge portion of Muricans are fat as fuck. Wtf why? They're giving us a bad name.
There, fixed that for you.
>>28704090
Shut up and shove another ham hot pocket in your mouth fat boy. Obviously the mods agree with with the current fat state of gun owners. It's time to shape up piglets.
>>28703229
They did. In Athens, as well as most of ancient Greece, citizens were required to have military training. In those days, that meant marching for weeks in heavy armor carrying javelins, food, and water, then building your camp when you wanted to sleep. Even when they were too old for the Army, Greek men were put to use as rowers for the Navy. So they'd spend all day pushing ships through the water with nothing but the strength of their arms and backs. Having a strong body meant you served the state, and therefore the common good well- so it followed that someone with good moral character would be built as fuck
The Greek philosophers would put most modern men to shame.
>>28704184
You're still unhealthy and will likely die of heart disease.
>Was 382lbs when I turned 30
>I turn 31 on the 30th, will be 295ish by then
>Haven't felt this good since high school
My under 300lbns treat to myself is laser eye surgery. I no longer associate food with success. I do hope once I get to 190ish LBS I can enjoy some pizza but until then I'll stick with my whole milk slim fast shakes for breakfast/launch and a normal healthy meal for dinner
>>28702943
dont eat less than 2000 calories
if you eat too little, your body will go into survival mode and start storing fat
>>28705273
good on ya anon, you're an inspiration to unhealthy fatties everywhere, keep it up
