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ITT: we are in a battlefield
>>28673561
COMM IS STILL DOWN
>>28673561
Hi! Welcome to Chili's.
Hey, Joe, you got a smoke?
>>28673611
Is chili's a new meme?
>>28673561
I HAVE SOME IDEA WHAT I AM DOING
>>28673624
No, but you're a new meme.
>>28673618
fuck you you never buy your own cigarettes
>>28673561
SARRRGEENNNTTT
I THINK I DROPPED MY GRENADE
>>28673561
>>28673591
>>28673624
>>28673628
>>28673635
>>28673646
>>28673647
Gents ive been looking over the BFT and i'm pretty sure i know where we are
>NO SIR, I SAID WE NEED MORE NAPKI...
>NO NOT...
>I SAID...
>I SAID WE NEED MORE...
>GOD DAMNIT CAN SOMEONE GET HIM ON SAT AND TELL KYLES WE HAVE ENOUGH SOY SAUCE
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A COMBAT JACK IN WITHOUT MY LOTION.
>>28673561
I forgot my CH back at base when I was cleaning rifle. Anyone got a spare?
ALLAH AKBAR! ALLAH AKBAR! ALLAH AKBAR! ALLAH AKBAR! ALLAH AKBAR! ALLAH AKBAR! ALLAH AKBAR! ALLAH AKBAR! ALLAH AKBAR!
>>28673721
KNOCK IT OFF TURP YOU'LL SCARE THE FNG!
Anyone find my PT belt yet?
>>28673839
You left it in the showers, dont you remember when we were using it to choke eachother?
STAFF SARN'T MY M203 IS STILL LOADED WITH A 40 MIKE-MIKE KINDER "SURPRISE" EGG FROM WHEN WE WERE DOIN' THAT HEARTS AND MINDS BULLSHIT GIVIN' CANDY TO THEM BROWN CHILLENS SHOULD I FIRE IT ANYHOWS
Gun 2, fire mission front right. Reference, rock I was jerking off behind the other day, two fingers right. Target, kebab extending short 100 over 100.
Hold my beer and watch this.
>>28673561
OH SHIT IS THAT A SNI
Uhhh Alpha 0-1, this is Charlie 0-1 we're taking small arms fire here. Requesting a JDAM strike at the mosque.
>>28673561
>sir.
>>28673862
oh yeah...anyways, anyone have a sitrep on what the fuck we're suppose to be? i'm barely getting a chubby here.
>>28673887
FUCK! GET DOWN! HEY! GET THAT 249 GOING! TWO STORY BUILDING TOP FLOOR ON THE LEFT!! LIGHT THAT FUCKER UP!!
>>28673927
I think we're 4 clicks west by southwest of our DZ. I cant fucking tell, and LT cant read the Goddamned map. Who let that guy in here, anyhow?
>>28673939
SIR,
HE WAS CARRYING THE M249
IM GOING TO GO MAKE A RUN AND TRY TO RETR-
>>28673972
FUCK SOMEONE GET THE MED-
Heard you guys needed help with a Sniper. Point me to his location.
>>28673561
>steel rain, this is Bravo 2-3-6, requesting salvo, HE, 120mm, break
>>28673972
JENKINS!! GET A 40MM INTO THAT WINDOW NOW!! GARICA, WITKINS COVER JENKINS!! COVERING FIRE!
>>28674000
>Grid Reference, 039259 keypad 7, brake
>>28674012
>be advised, target mission is danger close, I repeat danger close, over.
DOC, JAY, 8 BALL ARE WASTED. YOU KNOW THAT
>>28674012
>negative negative bravo 2-3-6 too many friendly neighbors in the AO over
My weapon is jammed I'm just gonna hang back and figure this out guys
>>28674005
RAMIREZ TAKE DOWN THAT TANK WITH YOUR THROWING KNIFE
>>28674041
>Steal Rain, Bravo 2-3-6, that's a negative, all neighbors are autistic, fire when ready, over
>>28673972
>>28673989
Contact! Enemy MG squad and what looks some stragglers.
Firing!
>>28673988
Kek
>>28674051
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
>>28674026
>wait one
What does he mean
どのように性交私がここに来たのですか?どこ中国にいるの?
>>28674065
>your hot mic'ing, LT.
>>28674054
>Steel rain copies, firing for effect over
>>28674097
>Roger, out.
GET YOUR FUCKING GEADS DOWN BOYS, ITS GONNA RAIN ALL OVER US TONIGHT
Oh shit, we just wasted unarmed civvies. Someone go get an AK to lay on their bodies!
>>28674089
>im what?
>>28674130
>your incompetent sir
>>28674130
>your still pushing down your fucking Mic button, LT. Your Hot Mic'ing.
>>28673561
Make sure to wear your reflective belts outside the wire, wouldn't want to get run over by a vehicle.
>>28674147
Does anyone else notice that his NVG mounting device doesn't match on to the lip of his helmet? Or is that not the NVG mount?
>HUUFFF HUUFFF FUCK HUFFF
>SHHSHSHSHZH BANG BANG
>HEY FUCK YOU RAGHEADd BANG BANG
>>28673561
UHH SARRNT? I LOST MY LID.
AND IM BLACK ON AMMO
ALSO MY KNEE HURTS I THINK I SCRAPED IT
WHENS THAT ARTY COMING
>TAKBIRRRR!
>>28674170
I thought that was just to hold goggles. Or do they use the same mount?
>>28674170
Its probably some nigger rigged field mount where the drilled into the helmet to bolt it on.
>>28674180
FUCKING HELL, KEEP YOUR GODDAMNED HEAD DOWN JENKINS. FOR FUCKS SAKE, YOUR GONNA GET YOURE - -
>BOOOOOOOMMM
>>28674188
There's a mount that clips on to the front and back lip of a ACH, or any helmet really. That one might be for holding his goggles, but it kinda looks like the NVG mounting kit
>>28674211
WHAAT? SAARNT I CANT HEAR SHIT!
>>28674180
>THAT KEVLAR WASNT YOURS TO LOSE
>>28674223
its NOD mounting kit
doesnt matter (too much) that it isnt attached to the lip of the helmet. It does its job just the same.
>>28674188
>>28674223
Here's the link to buy it
http://tnvc.com/shop/wilcox-l4-g15-mount-system-f5050-lwhpasgt/
>>28674224
Oh, you can't hear me when I talk normally? Good, I've been needing to get this off my chest.
I've fucked every girlfriend you've had since you joined our unit. Every. Single. One. And they loved it.
Phew! I'm glad I got that off (no I'm not, I dont regret it)
CONTACT LEFT
>>28674263
CONTACT LEFT, ROGER. ENGAGE, ENGAGE, ENGAGE!!
>>28674226
IM SORRY SAARNT I WAS FUCKING ROUND WITH A PEN FLARE AND IT SHOT UP INTO MY LID, I THREW IT OFF AND NOW I CANT FIND IT
>>28674259
WHAT? GEE THANKS, I NEEDED HELP FINDING A NEW GIRLFRIEND. THE LAST 3 WERE PSYCHO AND CRAZY
>>28673561
TELL MY WAIFU I LOVE HER
I cant stop pooping doc help
>>28674281
>>28674263
FOLLOW MY TRACERS!
>>28673561
Can anybody help me find the pin to my grenade? I believe I lost it.
I LOST MY PT BELT CORPMAAAAAAANNN!!!
>>28674310
Yeah here it i-
>>28674281
>bravo 2-3-6 this big eye we're seeing hostile movement across the market district over.
PUT SOME ROUNDS DOWN RANGE, WE STILL HAVE 2 CLICKS TO THE DZ.
WHERE THE FUCK IS RAMIREZ ON THAT 50?
>>28674303
NO NO, THATS THE VILLAGE ELDER AND HIS DAUGHTERS. WILLIAMS, WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PID?
>>28673680
>Not carrying tatical zanthum gum in 2000 +16.
>>28674351
SIR, WE WERE TOLD THIS VILLAGE IS HOSTILE!
TEAM, SHIFT FIRE LEFT!
>>28674347
RAMIREZ IS STILL MASTURBATING IN HIS BUNKER SIR
>>28674338
>Big Eye, Bravo 2-3-6, Roger. Be advised, PID confirms targets are friendly GreenFor from a nearby Village, how copy?
>>28673561
Lieutenant, I don't understand why it's "inappropriate" and "culturally insensitive" that I rigged a potato cannon to shoot those little frozen pig babies at the mudslimes.
>>28674378
What the fuck do these words even mean?
>>28674311
what the fuck was the reporter?
>>28674362
SHIT YOURE RIGHT, FIRE AT WILL
>>28674388
Its ally forces, BluFor are American/NATO. Also PID is Positive Identification
>>28674371
COPY. RYAN GET ON THE 50.
>>28674378
>Solid copy, Bravo 2-3-6, light 'em up.
>>28674338
Roger, taking heavy fire on west flank.
DON'T WORRY GUYS, I GOT THIS!
SIR?! What are the rules on collection of epic loot? Do we distribute by rank?
>>28674378
>negative bravo 2-3-6, hostile forces routed GreenFor seeing a platoon sized hostiles
FUCK THOSE HAJJIS STOLE MY HUMVEE
>>28674473
>Roger, Bravo 2-3-6 copy's. Engaging now
Lopez, did you just feed bacon to those kids?
>>28674421
RYAN IS DEAD SIR
SOMEONE THREW A GRENADE IN HIS BUNKER, AND HE THREW HIMSELF ON IT
>Bravo 2-3 Actual, this is Bravo 2-3-2, I'm seeing a fucking local jumping around waving his hands at us. Can I snatch him? Over.
>>28674516
>bravo 2-3-2, that's an Affirm, detain and question, how copy, over.
>>28674502
Son of a bitch, FINE YOU COVER ME SO I CAN GET ON IT.
>>28674537
>Bravo 1-1-6, interrogative, you are taking heavy fore from the West. Once we clear this town, we'll move into assist you, over.
>>28674537
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH HIS PILLOW SIR
BANDIT 6-6 IS OVERRUN I REPEAT BANDIT 6-6 IS OVERRUN BROKEN ARROW BROKEN ARROW
>>28674636
>Bravo 2-3-6, Copy, engaging hostiles, over.
>>28674658
THROW HIS WAIFU IN THE BACK, LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND! WE NEED FIRE ON OUR WEST FLANK, FRIENDLIES ARE ON THEIR WAY TO ASSIST.
>>28673561
why the fuck is he trying to dual wield a fucking m4 and a damn rocket launcher
> battle of L.A.
"Yo kayden! Toss me a 10 round assault clipazine and a screwdriver, i need to reload!"
>>28674687
AL ROKER?
STOP FILLING MY COMMS WITH SHIT, BOOT! IF YOU NEED A FIRE MISSION CALL IT IN PROPERLY!
>>28673561
We're gonna kill some nazis right?
PLEASE STOP SHOOTING ME
>>28674828
>kill some nazis
Kill for some Nazis.
>>28674828
Oh Ja mein friend. Ve're going to kill tons...
Now would du please point me to your, I mean OUR, HQ so that I may go receive my orders from herr general?
UNKNOWN MAN
800 METERS
OH NO
ONE IS DOWN
ENEMY
T-72
SPOTTED AT
1100 METERS
2 IS HIT
3 IS DOWN
2 IS DOWN
4 TAKING COMMAND
>>28674968
>ALL
>DANGER
>ALL
>MOVE
>300 METERS
>12 O'CLOCK
>DAMN
>4
>IS DOWN
>THIS IS
>5
>TAKING COMMAND
>I SAY AGAIN
>5
>TAKING COMMAND
Fucking OFP, man
>>28675060
>>28674968
>be 12
>playing OFP
>night sniper mission, pretty sure it was a custom one
>crawling through woods, completly silent for 5+ minutes
>out of nowhere loud as fuck
>UNKNOWN MAN
>200 METERS
>shit my pants
>mfw abeit much darker
I cannot get scared anymore because of that moment in my child hood
>that feeling of being completly alone and helpless in a forrest at night
SIR KLEBBITS IS DOWN, NOW WE CAN ADVANCE THE PLOT
>>28673561
Contact - Riflemen and Machine Gunner - 300 Meters - Front
If this thread is at all accurate, combat sounds retarded
>>28675365
2, 5 - Engage Autorifleman - Front
4 - Engage Rifleman - Front
Fuck! 3's hit!
SERGEANT I FORGOT TO LOAD MY MAGS IM JUST GOING TO SHOOT FLARES UNTIL THE ENGAGEMENT IS OVER OK
>>28674687
I'M OUT, SIR! PASS ME A CLIP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plLUEWAIovM kebab
Break break break all stations this net- Big Nigger 6 is on station holding in orbit standing by for tasking, over.
>>28675424
MAN
SPOTTED
TWO HUNDRED METERS
NORTH.
FOUR IS DOWN.
MAN
SPOTTED
FIFTEEN METERS
NORTH
TWO IS DOWN!
THREE IS DOWN!
SIX IS DOWN!
AH!
>>28673561
CPL SIR, I NEED ASSISTANCE GETTING MY SHIRT OUT OF THE BOLT OF MY RIFLE!
>"Hey Mike"
>"What?"
>"What's the exchange rate around here again?"
>"2 packs for oral, 5 for a fuck, 7 for anal, 17 for everything + a special order"
>"What's a special order here? Last village it was a mom and daughter."
>"Virgins, usually girls but it's best to check"
>"M'kay, now what are those prices in cans of Cop?"
>"3 to 5, smokes to Cop"
>"Shit, I hate doing fractions, will they take MREs?"
>"No, though there's this kid who'll give you a go with his sister for a few chocolate bars"
>"How much?"
>"7 bars for everything"
>"She cute?"
>"Nothing to write home about, but better than most"
>"Alrighty then, that works"
>"Just don't let the Lt. catch you, otherwise he'll make you treat him"
>"Really?"
>"Yeah, asshole stills owes me 15 packs worth"
>>28676043
this story is definitely army
>>28675365
>>28675424
>>28675770
2, 3, 4
Move - 150 Meters - Right
Contact - Shitposter - 200 Meters - Front
I'VE GOT GOOKS IN THE WIRE
JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
>>28674150
> when the button gets stuck and you're hot micing on the can
>>28673740
Let him do his thing Mexican Mr. Clean
>>28678764
I KNOW ISNT IT GREAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO JAPAN
>Boris, what the fuck are these Americans doing?
>I don't know Ivan, that must be some operator shit. We are of conspricts after all.
