Snowpocalypse 2016
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It's starting, snow accumulation measuring in the feet. Time to hunker down, and guard the homestead. Be safe, I'll be here until the falling trees taken down the internet.
Jesus any excuse to post a picture of yourself on the internet huh
Sad life
>>28645601
Who getting ready to /help/ others if the need arises?
I have firewood if I need to bring it to the highway I'm near.
I'm pissed I didn't buy a tank, but it's okay. There's always next snowpacalypse.
Daily reminder that SAO is permanently banned, and any and all posts he makes should be reported en masse.
>>28645631
>helping others
Lol what are you? Conscientious or something?
Is that a USP and an FNP?
>>28645601
Where you the guy who has a motion detector thingo on his driveway, and when it got tripped by a bunch of salesmen/solicitors/jehovah's witnesses, you stood on your veranda with a rifle to see them off?
>>28645624
>>28645636
Situations like this, a massive snowstorm blanketing 30,000,000 people, is exactly the reason to own defensive firearms and have preparations at home. It's as close to SHTF as most Americans will see. Have you seen how ransacked the liquor stores are? The grocery stores are even worse, shelves cleaned of everything. It's clear that most plebs have less than 36 hours of food at home.
>>28645660
M&P x 2 one with aftermarket sights, one stock
>>28645665
Yes, and they've never come back.
I have no trespassing signs for a reason.
>>28645601
If I lived in your area, I'd destroy that bridge out of boredom
>>28645601
>east coast getting btfo by snow
And nothing was lost.
>>28645601
>1 inch of snow
>Snowpocalypse
As a northern-european, this is top kek-tier stuff for me.
Here is over a feet of snow and no problems at all. Its just so bloody cold that I cant touch anything metal with my bare hands.
>>28645601
Nice shirt, John Cena.
>>28645636
SAO?
>>28645746
My thoughts also...
>>28645724
>1 inch
Wtf are you talking about?
>>28645724
Call us when the temps get to 103ºF. People in France die when it gets above 90ºF.
http://www.france24.com/en/20150701-france-paris-heat-wave-alert-deadly-2003-summer-guidelines
Shit, I once ran a 50mile running race in 101ºF heat.
>>28645733
I only wear the best.
>>28645724
>Here is over a feet of snow and no problems at all.
The DC region will receive 3 feet of snow tonight.
>>28645724
>weak-ass category 2 hurricane
>Superstorm
It's all about getting them ratings, breh.
>>28645601
You're just as bad, if not worse than, that faggot LMJ losing his shit when a fucking thunderstorm knocked out power for a day.
>>28645784
http://yle.fi/uutiset/record_snowfall_in_merikarvia_spurs_community_spirit/8582734
Not too uncommon over here either. Preparation is the mother of victory.
>>28645828
I still talk to him on 40 meters (Ham Radio). He's still a regular here.
>>28645839
ham operator here myself. what is your callsign?
>>28646060
cockrider 12
>>28645746
>>28645750
This is a tripfag calling himself South African Operator.
You can tell, because he posts pictures of his house, with that bridge, every time there's a snowstorm.
He was permanently banned for faggotry a while ago.
>>28646240
Old photo is old.
>>28645839
>>28645784
Hey! Other D.C. /k/ommandos! We need to do a hangout innasnowcave. Get on the T.S. so we can coordinate. Orrrrrrrr raise me on kik: Zodenarian
Please.
I'm so bored.
Lol they be hatin'
Islamic Snow Patrol reporting in
>>28646373
They be jelly. Not everyone on k can have a bridge.
>>28645720
Only the mid Atlantic
A few feet if goddamn nothing where I'm from, what DC is getting used literally not even cancel school worthy
>>28646415
Fuck this gay phone and its shit auto correct
What DC is getting tonight would literally not even cancel school where I'm from
>>28646441
Good for where you're from.
>>28645648
I dunno, are you an asshole?
>>28645839
>still talks to LMJ
I now realize how much of faggot you actually are.
>>28645601
>be in South eastern Kansas
>no snow at all
Just kill my shit up senpai
>>28647668
You have no idea how much faggotry I keep in reserve.
>>28645601
Enjoy being frozen by /pol/'s meme magic. Looks like they missed Europe by a few thousand fucking miles.
What's snow? Mojave master race.
>>28647824
Is that an Aermotor?
>>28645601
Go away SAO impersonator. If you are SAO, kill yourself.
Southcentral AK here with no snow on the ground. Give us back our snow, this is bullshit.
>>28645601
This Picture is old this was taken from when Hurricane Sandy hit
>>28648100
Really? Sandy? September, snow?
>>28645746
>>28645750
Sword art online. /k/ get's pissed because it's like tier 0 oper8-nime.
>b-but muh upotte!
>>28645838
Fuck you for luring me into opening the states propaganda machine, and why the fuck is there a britbong trying to piss in our cereal?
http://yle.fi/uutist/something_terrible_has_happened_does_finland_need_to_wake_up_to_its_gun_problem/8535425
>>28646302
In a firehouse in DC to help support their mission. AirForce gave us a fucking
F-250 instead of the humvees chilling right next to them. I'm so pissed, thought I'd be rolling through the streets at midnight and be doing shit, but instead I'm just sitting around.
Shift won't end till 6am, help keep me occupied /k/.
>>28647684
>be in South eastern Virginia
>surrounded by areas getting snow
>DC and NOVA under blizzard conditions
>we get fucking rain
God dammit.
>>28645601
Why are amerifags so afraid of snow?
>>28645674
I don't get this.
How does some one have so little food at home?
I have a 50lb bag of rice,
50lbs of dry beans (1 and 5lb bags of various types)
Oil
10lbs sugar
Salt
10lbs oats
Canned veggies and fruit
Peanut butter
Honey
25lb of flower
Yeast.
spam
Tuna
It is like $200 worth of stuff that I use anyway.
And as I live alone could easily feed me on rice and beans alone for 25 days, at 1400 call a day, and for 50 days at 700 call.
Add in the other things and I'm fine for 90.
Yeah it won't be luxury but it will be filling
>>28650034
Because most people give zero thought to anything beyond a couple days in the future and the idea of stockpiling food is conjures up images of doomsday preppers to them.
Anyway, who's grabbing their Mosin and going innawoods?
>>28649787
same reason Europeans are afraid of America
>>28650034
145 lbs of food
settle down fatty even you can't possibly need that much for a snowstorm
>>28649787
Most of us aren't. It's just city fags that freak out.
>>28649787
It's all the niggers in the DC area that have no concept of forethought or planning.
>>28650034
I don't even have stuff people might want for survival like you. I just have tons of fucking junk food. Buy that shit on sale, got cookies and chips and soda and shit for days. I guess I have a lot of chicken stock and some canned goods if it really came down to it though.
And some cases of water. Niggah gotta have water.
>>28649787
You europeans get more experience with snow in a year than most americans get in their lifetime.
>>28650102
>Mosin
>Innawoods
>Snowstorm
There are no Russians to shoot, why would you head out?
>>28650242
I live on the west coast. I have never had a snow day.
>>28650242
You do realize that northern states are a thing
>>28645601
This picture is literally years old faggot.
>>28645601
Lol.
Faggot pussies bitching about a foot of snow.
>>28645601
Oh fuck I missed these threads so much.
>>28649645
Dude. I wish I could operate innasnow with you as civilian aid. Unfortunately I'm out in McLean
>>28650301
you illiterate fool. We're getting between 25 and 36+ of snow. This region is ill prepared. It sucks.
>>28650271
>most
How's that reading comprehension buddy?
>>28650320
Not gonna lie. It was pretty fun to ride in the engine with these guys to a car fire. Kinda just stood off to the side once we got there but it was cool to see. I wish I had more to do though. I got my balaclava and everything man.
Northern 603 here. Literally no snowfall.
>>28650034
Because the government wants us to die. They recommend only a 3 day supply, and anyone who stocks more is shamed for being a paranoid lunatic. Note that if food is declared scarce you will be fined $10,000 a day if you refuse to surrender it. That is literally a federal law.
>>28650330
most populous areas are in the northeast faggot
>>28650352
lol. SO basically there's this one operator looking dude with no firearms just tagging along with the firemen in D.C.
>>28645601
>Bridge Guy
Best /k/ era
>>28650537
Yup, I got my radio and I call in whatever I'm doing the JOC so they can document what's happening.
>pic related
>>28647824
Patrolling the Mojave Almost Makes You Wish For a Nuclear Winter
![view-from-machine-gun-position-P[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Iws5bLy.jpg "view-from-machine-gun-position-P[1].jpg")
>>28645601
>constantly posts pictures out of this picture at the same bridge
>obviously defending a fixed position overlooking fatal funnel
>pictures always contain a just a rifle or handguns
2/10 would not operate. Son, you need to get yourself a belt-fed.
>>28645601
Why do I remember you posting the same shitty bridge four years ago during Hurricane Sandy as if it happened yesterday.
I need to get off this website
>>28650140
not for the snow storm. that is just my normal on hand basic food stuffs.
i just maintain a stock level and use it as part of my daily life, refilling it as needed , and rotating old stock and new stock.
to that i add other things, like store bought bread, fresh meat, eggs, dairy.
but i know, if i even need to, due something like unrest, or job loss, i have enough food on hand to feed me fine for 90 days.
>>28650493
>muh east coast!
>0.5 inches shuts down a city!
>a couple inches shuts down the entire region!
topkek
>>28650419
>Note that if food is declared scarce you will be fined $10,000 a day if you refuse to surrender it. That is literally a federal law.
Sauce that that's a current thing. We only ever had enforced rationing during WW2.
>>28650641
I'm still sad he never blew the bridge.
>>28646393
Is your equipment light? To be the Light Islamic Snow Patrol?
Please, I need LISP to be a thing
>>28645674
>>28650034
I literally don't understand why every one is losing their shit over less than a foot of snow blanketing the east coast... like holy shit.
Fucking Alaska we can lose a critical supply barge full of FOOD, and other necessary items. (some stores even began running out of things) But no one freaked out, didn't start rioting, shit I didn't know a barge went missing till yesterday.
>mfw normal operations.
>>28650918
The best part is that every one, at least in central NC, panics and buys bread and milk. Seriously I am not making this shit up.
>>28650947
Probably the best thing to buy is peanut butter, pilot bread, and fuck tons of water.
>>28651062
pretty much. Also bulk rice and beans are nice to have too
>>28650918
>barge went missing
Did the crew get off OK?
At any event, flatlanders not used to the snow can have their entire way of life grind to a halt with even an inch of snow. It makes good people go batshit -- pic related -- and bad people get worse. I recall one /k/ommando describing black drivers as Disney's Niggers On Ice.
>>28651123
Parts of me want to be there to par-take in such looting fiascos.
>>28651102
>rice and beans
usually the power goes out. Have to figure out how to cook that stuff.
>>28651149
>not cooking in your fireplace with a dutch oven
>>28650327
Yeah. Pussies. What didn't you understand?
>>28645601
i thought you were in jail for shooting a young girl in the head while attempting to invade their home.
>>28651149
Gas stove. Like you take when you go camping?
Wood stoves are still the best, though.
>>28651148
I know we could help each other lose our v card by kidnapping a chick.
>>28651123
http://www.newsminer.com/news/local_news/some-fairbanks-store-shelves-bare-after-supply-barge-is-delayed/article_ef8bc5d4-be80-11e5-b039-4b76d662777d.html
Oh I guess it just had technical issues. Still, the only time I've ever seen people here go nuts is when we get 6 feet of wet snow in less than 4 hours. That kind of action tends to destroy power lines to whole regions.
>>28645746
Single Action Only.... Pleb.
>>28651209
I've already lost my virginity m8. By proper means, I know I'd have to kill you for that kind of crime though.
Looting Jewelry stores is fine though.
>>28645624
It's becoming way too common. Also, OP as always, is a giant faggot.
>>28645601
I remember that bridge
>>28650327
>3 feet of snow
A bloo bloo bloo. What a massive pack of faggots East Coasters are. I hope you all freeze to death.
>>28651259
Well, the faggot's been posting it nonstop for the last five fucking years...
>>28651266
>tfw in the mid 60s today
>tfw no snow in the coastal empire since early 90s
>>28645601
Kentucky here. Probably not as much snow as Virginia and DC, but came down quite a bit.
>>28645601
>It's starting, snow accumulation measuring in the feet
come to colorado fucker its already over
>>28645601
Northern Virginia blizzard coming down hard here
MA fag, im so glad. This is the 2nd year in a row we have skipped out on massive snow amounts.
>>28645776
>ran 50 mile running race
>ran a running race
No shit.
>>28645601
Probably one of the only benifits to living in the Democratic Republic Of Hawai'i.
>January
>80 degrees
>warm ocean to swim in
Best of luck to you all.
>>28651328
he's using 'ran' instead of the gayer 'took part of' and denoted that it was a running race contrary to speedwalking or swimming.
I at least hope your response satiated your autism for the next couple hours.
>>28647684
Cherokee County reporting in, where ya at?
>>28645776
>Shit, I once ran a 50mile running race in 101ºF heat.
Reminds me of the time I once walked a 50mile walking walk in 101ºF heat.
>>28645784
>Get on the T.S. so we can coordinate.
What is the T.S. because I want to coordinate. And when did the AirForce become a Ford dealership?
>>28650174
>It's all the niggers in the DC area that have no concept of forethought or planning.
Strangely, supermarkets across the region are sold out of 40's and menthols.
>mfw I used to live inna NOVA
>in shitcago for school now
>barely a dusting
God dammit I should have applied to some VA schools
>>28645776
>Shit, I once ran a 50mile running race in 101ºF heat.
Have you considered that maybe its old people dying? Or did you run your running race on running shoes while on the run from the law aged 85?
>>28647824
Fallout 4 really looks a lot better than Fallout 3
>>28645601
>>28645828
Who is this SAO guy and why was he banned?
>>28651727
Fuck off SAO
>3 feet of snow
When I was a youngin we got 3ft overnight and still didnt get a snowday off
But seriously nova has no fucking snowplows for no reason. Pretty kek seeing schools close down at like 1 inch
>>28651755
Kill yourself you fucking salesman
I miss the snowmageddons in Lubbock and Amarillo. I'd patrol in my truck and make bank pulling people out/giving good looking fellow students rides after their Mini Cooper wrecked.
I envy you guys up north I'm stuck in the Austin area now.
/k/, I need your help. I lurk alot and my uncle just found an all original all matching serial numbers, non Soviet captured Mauser 98 in his attic. Is 1,500 a decent deal?
>>28652130
Why didn't you make a thread for this or post it in qtddtot?
>>28645624
Shut up nigger
>>28645674
>It's as close to SHTF as most Americans will see
LIVE, DOING THE FESTIVUS!
>>28652325
LIVE, FROM THE PLOW TRAIN!
>>28652325
>>28652341
What else is there, I dunno. I'm in shit jersey plowing some rather, worse off, areas. If someone wants to steal my fucking shovels then I guess they would, I ain't got no carry.
>>28645601
Holy shit it's bridgedude.
Weren't you in like Maryland fending off that bridge from dindus that eventually never came? Or was it NY state with the whole "can't take my baby Killian assault rifus"? It's been a while since I've seen that bridge!
>>28650641
Shit that's what it was wasn't it
Holy shit hahaha
SNOWPOCALIPSE 2016: ALMOST MAKING YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR SUMMER.
We got hit hard here, yet the grocery stores are open and still have plenty of stock. One of the benefits of not living in a metro area where people rely solely on the grocery store for their daily subsistence.
Fairbanks alaska fag here. Fred meyers is out of basicly anything worth eating. Good thing being an alaskan I've got a freezer full of meat and 25lbs of powered milk. Also neghibor has one hell of a generator. Got a wood stove, water and, a native girl to snu snu. Poor southerners don't into winter preparedness. Or most emergency preparedness for that matter.
Keep your faith in the great teat. I'm sure your very high on their priority list.
>>28652451
Powdered fuck
>>28645776
I highly doubt you are able to run 5 miles much less 50.
>>28647824
How's that drought?
>>28650140
145lbs is about the amount you should have for one person.
>>28650034
I would recommend powdered milk. Get that calcium and vitamin D
Quick question:
If I put the muzzle of my gun into the snow, do you guys think it would do a good job of dissipating the sound of the gunshot? There's about 18" where I am and I wanna see if my dad's old lever action single shot .22 works properly.
>>28652544
Won't do much to quite it. It'll just clear the snow away from the muzzle.
And if you were my son I'd beat you for burying an heirloom in the snow.
>>28645674
you dont know what a snowstorm is. The rest of the world works just fine with over 3 feet of snow and -30 centigrade. Get over yourself murricans and learn to dress in layers
>>28652553
Damn, that sucks.
It's really not a heirloom. If it was that important to him it would still have a stock.
>>28652561
Oh well in that case it doesn't hurt to try. 18 inches down will muffle it a bit but I doubt the bullet would clear the snow.
I know with 5.56 snow doesn't do jack shit.
Don't get v&d by the ATF for manufacturing an illegal suppressor though.
>>28645674
people ar ejust bored and want snacks and booze, this whole snowstorm is blown way out of proportion
Is this guy going glock akimbo to fight the snow or what is happening in that picture?
>>28652325
Fuck Wawa, sheetz is best
>>28652683
It's obviously a shop. What hand did he take the picture with?
![66511500_1370278082_de_dust0023[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8tRS4gC.jpg "66511500_1370278082_de_dust0023[1].jpg")
Found a pic of OP, guise
>>28652655
there will be a whole lot of new babies in 9 months
>>28649787
Why do yuropoors did when the temps get above 90ºf?
>>28650278
Right-O champ
>>28650552
It was entertaining.
>>28650918
You mean 36".
>>28651181
That's a new one.
>>28651232
South African Operator - You dope!
>>28651244
At least I'm not a mid tier faggot. I aim high
>>28651284
7 years. Just saying.
>>28651328
No shit. I've made it 74.66 miles over 14 hours. I should have kept going I would have easily gotten to 100 miles in 24 hours.
>>28651503
Cool story bro.
>>28651691
Old, young, middle age, they're still people and they still died. Why don't American old people die in the same heat?
>>28652358
Not in Maryland
>>28652485
Okay, there champ.
>>28652556
>The rest of the world works just fine with over 3 feet of snow
You mean some small slice of the world that you live in. Most of the world lives in a climate that rarely sees snow.
>>28652685
I love living right between both. They're both awesome. Wawa for the hoggiefest.
>>28645624
That picture is several years old.
>>28653122
Would you like a new photo from today?
>>28653153
sure, go ahead.
I got nothing to loose, you have something to prove.
>>28653246
You should know better. I always serve up the sauce. Newfags.
>>28645601
pffft Do you even lift?
>>28653273
That's a Lada, do you even run bro?
>>28653254
>snowpocalypse
That meme was used years ago in a different snowstorm.
Fuck off you piece of shit.
>>28653281
LIFTED
LADA
LIFE
>>28645648
I like how /k/'s first response, before there is any looting or deprivation of any kind, is to slaughter their neighbors.
No snow here. Ever.
Or really anything that people from normal places would call "weather." Probably for the best, considering the way LA drivers act when it drizzles.
>>28645697
Do you live in one of those hillbilly states where you can shoot people just for trespassing?
>>28653285
I'm considering bringing a Lada over from South Africa. There are a bunch of them and less than 10 of them in the U.S. So there might be a small collector market for one and a good profit in bringing it over.
>>28653294
What hillbilly states would those be? If I'm on my own property and confronted with seriously bodily injury or in reasonable fear of death, we can use deadly force. We can also use a firearm to stop the furtherance of a felony.
Where are you? MA? A place where someone can not only home invade you but sue later for injuries caused by their crime?
>>28653295
I would recommend Iceland since South Africa is a far away nigger hole
>>28645601
nice house you live in you must have a great time inviting women over for tea and anal sex. good luck in your hunkerdowness komrade
>live in south Florida
>grew up with heaps of snow on the Canadian border
>want to go back for at least a few weeks and experience the cold again
>will never experience below 45 degrees again here
Just fucking kill me
>2016
>living somewhere the weather can kill you
Have fun dying in a Jack London novel, Haole.
>>28653305
Well, I don't have family on the ground in iceland and winter beat up a car more than a dry climate. So, South Africa it will be.
>>28645601
I'm in Oklahoma and it's just cold.
And generally as depressing as it is the in the winter.
>>28653328
>You will never build a snowman with a qt in this swamphole
>>28650641
I knew that bridge looked familiar...
>>28653285
>>28650947
I stopped by a Harris Teeter in Fayettenam Thursday night after I got off duty. No eggs, milk or bread in sight. Never saw that in Texas.
OP where u at? PA reporting in and its a fucking disaster outside. ive been up since 2am shoveled 3 times because snowblower took a shit. people sliding into others yards and like 4 emt vehicles were down the road som1 died prob.
>>28647824
FUCKING DESERT DWELLERS AND THEIR LAX GUN LAWS, CHEAP OPEN LAND, AND NO FUCKING SNOW OR SHIT. FUCK I JUST WISH I COULD TURN MY BACKYARD INTO A SHOOTING RANGE. GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28651350
>overcrowding
>racist as fuck locals
>expensive as fuck cost of living
>overpriced as fuck real estate
>shittiest gun laws
>can count the amount of ranges you can use on one hand
>>28653559
South Eastern Pa, about 45-50 air miles from Philly.
>>28645624
>he doesn't know this picture
wew there
I'm such a fucking retard hurr.
>pls respond.
>>28654434
You're having fun doing that. That's why I use a name and not a trip.
>>28654118
>other than not understanding economics this is correct.
as a Bong I always kek when we have a cold winter especially when that cold weather affects the entire country
>english people acting like the world is ending because of a few feet of snow and constant below freezing nightime temperatures
>the entire transport infrastructure shitting the bed
>government saying 6 gorillian people will die due to the cold(but the actual deaths are only really from idiots thinking that a tiny amount of ice covering a lake means you can walk on it without dying)
meanwhile all that happens to me is I get to wear my proper winter clothing and look down on less comfy mortals
>>28654597
Wales Bong here, I know that pleasure
>>28654597
Nothing like shoveling snow of your drive at 5am
>>28649697
Norfolk always gets weird weather...every fucking time
>>28650419
Sounds like freedom allright, like getting fined for walking on the street while drunk.
>>28650770
It's like a foot of snow in NY lad
>>28655682
We're above 24" now and the forecast has been upped to show us getting 30". I think, locally, we're going to be closer to 34" here.
>>28655702
Johnny I need backup!!
I've been here for five damn years. every fucking year the bridge gets posted. one day some year it won't be posted. it's a strange kind of feel.
>>28650947
Greensboro bro?
>>28655935
I haven't owned the bridge for 5 years. So...
>>28653282
It triggers me people calling this one snowpocalypse. I've been rolling with the Snowtorious B.I.G.
>>28645601
Oh god this fag again.
No one cares about you or your youtube channel, now fuck off.
>>28653287
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>28645601
The storm flew just south of me. Didn't even get an inch
>>28645776
>Fat piece of shit
>Ran 50 meters
You don't have to lie on the internet, save that for your invisible "friends"
>>28656132
But, how do you feel about the bridge?
>>28656979
It's not like I haven't been dox'd and you can't find my race results on Marathonguide.com
Lancaster here, have about 2 feet and counting
>>28657232
I was just out driving around. I saw a car full of Mexicans in a little Toyota Corolla. Funny, but, those Mexicans can drive in the snow.
>>28657278
packed in the whole family for more traction
UPDATE: 6PM Eastern time.
It's still snowing. There's already more than 2' on the ground and the winds are blowing the drifts up to 4" in some places. The roads have not been closed, but, most stores are closed and the ones that are open are totally cleaned out of food. I had to african american dude crash an old jeep into the guard rail by my place, that was fun to watch. Listening to the PD and EMS dispatch, there are a lot of heart attack calls going out and a shit ton of domestic calls. It's going to be a long and fun night with a crazy day ahead tomorrow.
>>28645601
It isn't a new year until I see a new version of bridge over a creek. Happy new snowbridge year.
I've been doing patrol runs through the neighborhood to make sure shit isn't fucked up.
>TFW they said I was crazy for collecting Korean War and WWII US surp
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, DICK FAGS HAHAHAAAAAAA
>>28650918
Is dat some J-10?
>>28652109
Hell, I was out of town for the last snow we got up here. I wanted to go out and play in the Jeep, but NOOOOOO, I have to go spend the week at the mother in law's house in DFW.
>>28657635
MA fag here aswell, Tried helping my jew neighbor get up the hill by clearing tire width trails in the snow with a shovel.
Fucking jew's they tried putting shrubs on the properties of others to make their property look bigger. They honestly thought they could reenact isreal in my backyard.
>>28645601
Why do you shitpost Johnny? Don't you have a YouTube channel?
>>28658147
Everything ever posted here is a shitpost. Some of you just have a problem with names and trips, and original content. I make it easy enough for you to filter me.
>>28653294
you literally cannot do this in any of the 50 staterinos
>>28653437
oh fug me and my friend used to work at that harris teeter more than likely.
p.s dont wear your ugly ACU's into the store its kinda cringey and makes everyone h8 you
>>28655271
richmond here, we are so cucked by this snow everyone is locked in their own houses and VCU students are getting robbed and raped at an awesome rate.
>>28658608
You can in Texas. Rancher laws are still on the books.
>>28658608
Any state with castle law you can.
>>28658694
murder someone for casually strolling on your property? I doubt that will hold up in court.
>>28658651
Ayyy chesterfield bro here. Fuck Richmond. Last time I was in there, it was 12 at night and I was driving three drunk friends home. Fucking squad car with it's lights on EVERY. SINGLE. BLOCK. Was so happy once I finally got onto I-95.
>>28658752
>sketchy dude on lawn
>BLAM
>"I was afraid for my life"
Nigga do you even castle doctrine?
>>28658752
>"I demanded the individual remove themself from my property. He then went for something in his pocket. My first though was that he was going for a weapon, so i drew and fired."
Just back from the shop. Daily reminder that these boots make you feel unworthy to wear them. Snowpocalypse is no match for the Quest 4D's.
>>28659181
>>28658651
>charlottesville reporting in
I would take VCU students over UVA cunts any day of the week.
>>28645601
and i'm just sitting here in California like
>>28659541
>gun
>Commiefornia
pick one
>>28645601
wtf do you do for money OP?
>tfw Floridian
>>28645601
REMINDER FOR THE MODS
>>28657819
Didn't Dallas get dusted as well? Snow days at Tech were the dumbest shit.
>roads are dangerous, don't drive to campus, classes called off
>everyone drives to their buddy's houses to get fucked up
>I would drive north to Plainview to smack ducks
Honestly it would be safer to require attendance on those days
>>28660732
I collect tolls on the bridge.
I'm in Australia. What is snow? It was 39C (102F) yesterday.
I am in shorts, with a fan blowing on me. Although my PC is particularly warm in my room with no airflow.
Come winter we get down to 0C (32F). I'll probably die. I'm from the north, just moved into the southern hellhole.
>>28645601
>0.8m of snow
>biggest city in complete chaos
>subway closed
>shops closed
>school closed
>land lines and cell phone services breaking apart
>10k flights cancelled
>18 people dead
>0.8m of snow
>0.8m
You don't need nukes to conquer murrica. A bit of frozen water falling gently from the sky is more than enough to shut it down completely
>>28664775
>0.8m of snow
There's your problem, you're attacking in the metric system
>no fucks would be given
>>28664775
What frozen wasteland do you live in that over 2 feet of snow in one day isn't a lot?
>>28650419
if food is declared scarce the money is near worthless anyways.
GUYS HELP ME
I WENT OUTSIDE AND FUCKED AROUND AND NOW EVERYTHING IS A GREEN TINTED FOG
WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE SNOW
Here in Central VA; watched a dozen people get stuck around my area in their sedans. Went outside at 7 pm to help dig people out. Why do people drive sedans in the snow?
>>28666340
>Why do people drive sedans in the snow?
they can drive in snow if they are setup properly fa.m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWTF24979D8
>>28666340
Proper tires and an understanding of momentum make all the difference
>>28647824
Glory to the dirt and sun!
>>28666185
>Green fog
It's all Ogre now
The USA always gets all the fun..
>>28663667
MODS
MODS
MODS
>>28645724
It is top kek to people in the Midwest US too. We have not stopped laughing about it.
>>28666922
>Living in the midwest. You can laugh now, we laugh at you flyover people the other 364 days a year.
>>28645601
Im sure I dont need to tell you, as I bet you already know. But your a huge pussy.
>>28669867
I wonder what it's like to be a 39 year old man that has to pretend to be a cop & pretend to be south African on the internet just to feel ok.
I really do.
I mean, he has to make decent money.
I wonder why he has to go the stolen valor route
>>28670415
These bridge SHTF posts have become standard business when there's crappy weather on the east coast. If you can't recognize these as satirical and making fun at the "grabbing my BOB and going innawoods" crowd, it's you I feel sorry for.
So what, some middle age guy posts on 4chan. So what, he spends a snowy weekend doing the same thing you do. Why does that bother you so much? He's easy enough to ignore. If you keep feeding the troll with your rage it will keep him coming around. Maybe you don't remember, but, he was ignored before and was gone for years.
His post Sandy bridge SHTF posts where some hilarious shit and yet so many of you mistook those posts for anything other than the satire they were. I don't even think that autist lost power during Sandy.
>>28645724
Texas checking in. ya its still in the mid 50s down here in northern Mexico. I hope you freeze you Yankee fucks
>>28650918
Damn it must of taken you an hour to upload that picture. What they call high speed internet in most of Alaska is nothing short of a fucking lie.
