>wake up to booms and gunfire
>run outside
>see this
what would you do?
Wonder why I'm in a shitty remake of a shitty 80s movie.
>>28561372
Think of Market Garden
>>28561372
>grab sks
>go innawoods
>>28561372
Grab all my guns, ammo, and food and meet up with my pals. Probably hunker down in the city. His parents have a great place out in the middle of nowhere, unfortunately its 30-40 miles away and there's a big fucking military objective in between.
>>28561394
what in the fuck
>>28561372
Close all my doors and windows and wait 35 minutes for the national guard to start rolling in. Though getting past Nellis AFB is impressive already.
>grab kit
>grab gun
>try to find friendlies heading towards enemy
>engage enemy
>kill enemy
>die
>???
>profit
but in reality, probably run into the woods and try to conduct guerrilla operations.
>>28561372
>anyone
>sending paratroopers
>into Texas
yell HOT DAMN IT'S DUCK SEASON AGAIN
>>28561372
Kit up and rock n roll
>>28561372
I would rejoice the coming of my liberators and wave the Russian flag as BMD's and trucks drive down the street. I would be suprised at the speed they steamroled through eastern Europe though.
Maybe even join them if they have an AK to spare (Yes, i live in no-guns-yurop).
go back inside and call in sick to work
>>28561497
>Shooting paratroopers.
Enjoy your war crimes.
> Grab M4gery
> Grab RGD-5's (thank you darknet)
> Grab Plate-Carrier
> Go Innawoods
> I knew I forgot something
> Come back
> Grab american flag bandana to wrap around head
> Now I go Innawoods
>>28561394
>>28561464
>>28561600
only pilots and parachuting noncombatants are protected. Paratroopers are fair game
>>28561600
>getting caught
Start opr8ing
Die removing chincom
>>28561600
who cares, it's an enemy force coming to take my freedom, they can all die.
>>28561612
>Grab american flag bandana to wrap around head
kek
>>28561464
>>28561620
400+ post thread with mutilated and burned bodies during war and that image is what weirds /k/ out?
>>28561600
Paratroopers are fair game -- some NATO countries even train to shoot falling paratroopers, Belgium being one example off the top of my head.
>>28561742
Violence is different from explicit description of skull-fucking a corpse. If you don't see the difference, you have issues you need to sort out.
>>28561600
>unannounced invasion
>War crimes being relavant
>>28561795
Skull fucking a corpse is pretty violent.
>>28561834
This. I'm not a member of a standing army of a state, I'm a dude defending my home/homeland. Take no prisoners, show no mercy
>>28561795
That's just birds eating the eye out of a dead corpse.
Scavengers do that.
>>28561600
That only applies to pilots bailing out of their vehicles. Paratroopers are a whole different ball game.
Also
>invading, occupying, and killing civilians and civilian territory
>not war crimes
You'd kill a nigger or meth-heas with a gun if he entered your home. You should be willing to shoot a bunch of gooks if they entered your country bent on invasion.
>>28561394
why would somebody write this
>>28561394
![[Skullfucking Intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/uQ113wU.gif "[Skullfucking Intensifies].gif")
>>28561394
I knew this reaction image would be useful at some point.
>>28561372
Remember I'm 1 hour from DC and the odds of the Pentagon letting them that close is slim to none.
Then pick off anyone who gets near with my fellow patriots.
>>28561600
Paratroopers are imminently hostile forces, dickcheese. It's ejected pilots you're thinking of.
My pee bottle collection would finally have a use.
I ain't airborne, so I don't give a shit.
>>28561372
Laugh my redskin ass off because they are about to land in a fucking swamp and sink and get fucked up in trees and quicksand and when that is done with them the sun will go down and then the screams will really start.
Nobody here would have to do anything really. The land and the animals and bugs will do it.
"I didn't know we did airborne drops at 29 Palms... and on a 72 too."
>>28561372
Why the fuck is the world suddenly 240p.
>grab sks
>go innawoods
>become WOLVERINES/Armia Krajowa
>>28562746
Thats not tom hanks, friend.
>>28561600
Wood chippers.
Wood chippers everywhere.
>charging a private citizen with war crimes
>Load up all my guns, ammo, camping/mil gear into the car.
>Stop by a grocery store and get water, canned food, medical stuff.
>Go innawoods to an abandoned mine.
>Start killing invading soldiers with my Nugget and AR15.
>be me
>be living in middle america
>see airborne troops
>wonder why the national guard is fucking around today
>>28561372
Get Pack, bundled up, grab tools, 2-3 Kitchen knives and personal information.
>>28561600
>civilian
>war crimes
>>28561394
what a time to be alive
>>28561600
>invasion of US soil
>thinks any rules of war apply
If anyone dares to put troops on sovereign American territory we will make them eat a copy of the Geneva convention prior to their execution.
>>28561600
Paratroopers are fair game. Only ejecting pilots are protected.
>>28563084
>not having your shit already prepared
>thinking grocery stores won't be literally fhe first thing everyone loots
You're going to die first
>>28561612
>RGD-5's
Prove it faggot
>>28561394
Does this happen in the Red Dawn book?
Welcome my invaders because it's not like they could be worse than the current Californian regime.
>>28561394
I know exactly why I have this boner
>>28561612
RGD-5
Prove it nigger!
>>28561600
I'm a civilian.
>>28561394
>>28561600
>implying that's a war crime
Enjoy your retardation.
>>28561372
>run outside
>see parachutes
>run back inside
>continue to fuck your mother, trebeck
With your filthy dego mustache
>>28561394
uhm
>>28561372
rape my neighboor
loot the store near my house
>>28561464
oh god this made me laugh so fucking hard.
>Oh it's a seal.
>demonic birds
>eating out its fucking eyes.
fucking amazing.
Load up ammo and weapons. Try to meet with friends. Die in process, eliminate anyone enemy
>Tango down x2
>Me ded x1
Profit
>>28561394
source???
>>28561394
>>28561394
Dude...wut?
>>28561394
>>28561394
Alright, time to go to bed, that's enough 4chan for tonight
>>28561394
Wut
>>28561394
Reminds me of a Tarantino flick.
>>28561612
Why hello there fellow /K/ommando! I too enjoy owning Explosive/Destructive devices. Might I have your address so that we can compare devices?
Do you own a dog and shoe strings, by any chance?
>speakers to max
> blast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRDrENlSr1M
>grab garand
>grab ammo
>grab food
>grab battle buddies
GO DEFEND THE BEST COUNTRY ON EARTH.
>be me
>relocate to Hawaii
>during day some crazy siren goes off
>standing on my front lawn looking around
>no idea
>it stops
>later that night watching a movie
>BOOM BOOM BOOM
>holyfuck.jpg
>run outside and start looking around
>mfw fucking fireworks
Scared the shit out of me
Thought the Japanese were coming back to finish the job
>>28561394
>>28561372
Probably jerk off
>>28561372
Pull out a chair and starting picking them off out of the sky or try to damage their chutes and chuckle as they scream to their deaths.
>>28561394
Because I know all of night /k/ is wondering, it's a book called Header.
Oh what's this? They made it into a movie?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Header_(film)
>grab ar10
>grab plates
>get in truck
>get the fuck outta town
>awh shit nigga i forgot something
>drive back
>shoot my way back to home
>grab laptop and my dog
>okay we can leave now
>>28563630
But Geneva only covers treatment of PoWs
>>28561372
Go collect war trophies
>>28561372
>Grab rifle, ammo, and a poncho under which to conceal it.
>Paint face yellow
>Put on plastic helmet painted olive drab
>Attempt to maneuver through town to friendly elements
>Avoid fighting where possible
>Only when cover is blown do you engage street sweeping operations.
>>28561394
>>28561372
Grab rifle remove commies
>>28561600
we aren't in the military
>>28561372
>grab my shotgun
>go skeet shooting
>>28561394
This is how you skull fuck a thread before it can get off the ground.
>>28563725
No it's a book called "header" they also made it into a movie
>live near strategic mountain pass
>call local military district
>call national police
>grab shotgun
>remove yankee
>>28561372
>Sending Paratroopers
>To the largest Naval base in the world
>With two active airbases, one that includes F-22's
Realize that MW2 was right, grab my buckshot+AR and start removing flying Ivans
Laugh because it's north Koreans.
>>28561394
>paratroopers invading Washington DC
I feel relieved that ww3 didn't start with me getting nuked, then shelter in place while awaiting the arrival of the Virginia militia
>>28565863
>Imprisoned for involuntary manslaughter during a carjacking, Travis Clyde Tuckton is released from prison in 2003, and shacks up with his disabled grandfather, Jake Martin, in the old shoemaker's secluded West Virginia home. Jake elects to teach Travis everything he knows, starting with the family tradition of "headers"; the act of having sex with a hole drilled into a person's skull. Travis picks up a hitchhiker, and as Jake supervises, loses his "head humping" virginity to her. After killing a relative of a neighbor who had gotten into an argument with Jake, Travis vows to take revenge on all those who have wronged his family, declaring "An eye for an eye, and a head for a head!"
While "a gun behind every blade of grass" is a meme, they would feel like there was.
>>28561372
rape
>>28566989
>what would you do?
Run outside and ask to speak to the head guy. Ask him if his regime/government will his-pander to and kiss the asses of, over 50,000,000 filthy illegal alien mexicans that current reside in this country and who are destroying every single city they move into. Ask him if his regime/government will deport (or round up and throw in concentration camp) these fucking cockroaches that have turned California into a white-minority state (spics are the majority there).
If he promises me to get rid of the mexishits that are destroying this country....I would point them in the general direction of Washington DC give them my weapons and car and any assistance they might need in overthrowing the tyrannical regime that hates my American freedoms and cares more about its illegal alien hispanic cockroaches that infest almost every single city in this country, as they just landed in bum-fuck Idaho and there aint shit here for over a thousand miles in any direction.
Wish them the best of luck over taking the tyrannical regime in Washington DC that hates my American freedoms, illegally spies on me, my wife and my children and refuses to deport the 50,000,000 illegal alien hispanic cockroaches and their offspring that infest almost every single corner of this country.
>>28565863
We apparently need to bump up the urban dictionary proper definition of header
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=header the correct definition is currently on page 2.
>>28567119
>hates illegal emigrants
>would support an armed, foreign invasion
>>28561372
I'll have all the small trees cut off as paratrooper punjis covered in shit and I'll set everything on fire. Really hope my brothers reading this thread so he can get a laugh at work.
>>28561372
Start playing It Ain't Me
>>28563664
You forgot to mention he's taking a nugget... unless he's using it for firewood... he's DEFINITELY going to be among the first to die.
>>28567119
>this is what pol would do in the face of an armed invasion by an unknown opponent
direct a better movie than that terrible remake
>>28561483
I really REALLY like this picture.
>>28561394
>'Fact, Travis' jizz felt like a coupla big worms beltin' out his peckerhole
>>28563850
Being a civilian doesn't make you unable to be found guilty of commiting a war crime. This, however is not a war crime (shooting aircrews ejecting from disabled aircraft is a war crime, shooting paratroopers is not).
>>28567119
>run towards the lead guy
>foreign soldier blasts you before you get too close
>>28565863
Is no one else watching this now?
>>28567119
In reality
>walk up to senior Ching Chong officer
>they don't speak english
>start bleating in Gookinese
>you get taken away by grunts
>get knocked-out, wake up in a prison camp
>get executed for being a fatass and not working
Get on my knees and thank god because the noguns will get killed in delicious irony and the hasguns will handily defend the country from the invaders
>>28561398
Pretty much my response , but since I am Australian , grab my Mosin and head inna bush.
I'm working on getting a Lee Enfield SMLE No1MkIII Lithgow.
>>28561372
Wonder how the fuck an enemy paratrooper squadron got past the entire US Air Force and Navy for a surprise attack in the middle of the US, and why the fuck they would be sneak attacking Kentucky of all places.
>>28561600
Are those Turkey backed rebels in jail?
>>28568703
Get dat Blue Grass Army Depot bruh.
>>28566821
oceana?
>>28565863
>west Virginia
Ok now it makes sense
>>28561394
Wait wtf is she dead?
>>28562706
Underrated
>>28563121
Better flee to Sealand, Britfag
>>28561394
Jump in T-55 and fuck things up.
http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/tanks-2/t-55-278
>>28569022
Nope, dicks to the brain are very rejuvinating.
>>28561394
>>28561394
Holy shit, it's my grandparents...I fucking hate being related to people from West Virginia...
>>28561372
amazon is getting better at deliveries
>>28563694
ATF pls go
>>28562655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbHN9AOuoZg
literally the first thing I though of when I read that
>>28566272
Link
>>28565880
and making a PoW eat a copy of it probably is against it
QED
>>28567260
accually emigrants leave the country desu familia
>>28565952
>a war in America will have no rules of engagements
I can see it now
>3rd world country masked as a 2nd or 1st world country invades American soil
>every bubba ever is cumming just from the sheer amazingness of being able to kill some gomunist fucboi
>100,000's of bubba don their bubba'd AK's, AR's, and Moist Nagants
>after a few days of fighting, the enemy gets reinforcements
>they can't seem to find anyone
>walk into a southern town
>literally everyone is wearing his/her work overalls
>fucking the SHIT out of dead Chinks/Norks/Russians
>the enemy is greatly confused and aroused
>war turns into a fuck fest
>war, war never changes
>>28565401
kek
>>28571794
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/16082997-header
>>28563630
>war
>rules
pick one
>>28567119
> supporting a literal tyrant to remove a "tyrannical regime"
Time for bed grandpa.
