We lost a great friend today.
David Bowie wasn't his real name. Born David Robert Jones, he later used the Bowie last name as tribute to Jim Bowie, inventor of the "Bowie knife". David was a gun enthusiast and knife expert. He lost one of his eyesight in a fight during school. A girl assaulted him with a switchblade.
I hope this is true but somehow I doubt it
>>28508230
Wow anon, I didn't realize he died yesterday. Thanks for the heads up, bretty sad.
Ziggy didn't die...
He just went home...
>>28508237
Dunno about the "gun enthusiast and knife expert" but all the rest of it is absolutely correct, except a girl didn't knife him a dude punched him in the eye in a fight over a girl.
>>28508329
That looks so better in the papers doesn't???
>>28508375
>the papers
Jesus all the fucking geezers on this board
>>28508542
fuck off kid. It's a school day.
>>28508555
Yeah, a lot of people don't realize just how much Bowie was our kind of guy. He was more American than most natural Americans. He took it on because he loved it so much, he loved our music, our myths, our madness and monoliths. He took his identity and much of his inspiration from American and, for more time than he lived in Britain, lived here, I believe. It's truly a great loss, he will be mourned.
>>28508549
I faked sick and mom bought me ice cream. Get back to work, wage slave, your TPS reports are late.
>>28508593
I'm a valet. I drive professionally :^)
>>28508601
You park professionally.
>th-thanks for the dollar, Mr. Johnson! Have a great day!
>>28508230
Nice try OP, but he's clearly holding a marksman 1010: a .177 cal BB gun
>>28508788
True enough, have this
>>28508788
I was going to type that. I own one its a fun thing to shoot cans in the house with
>>28508894
>dat chick lean
Press F to pay respects
>>28508230
Isn't that the Australian guy from House?
>>28508230
Was hard to find info on if he was a gun lover or not because of all the Bowie knife, Jim Bowie, Bowie tactical, and shooting instructor called David Bowie info out there. Otherwise it did say that he chose the name because of the Bowie knife, but everything i've read said it wasn't paying respect to Jim Bowie so much as he liked that the Bowie knife cut both ways which he felt described him artistically.
>>28508908
that's just feminine bowie. masculine bowie shoots from an isosceles stance
>>28508593
>wage slave
You have to be 18 to post here,
>>28508968
I love you
>>28508230
David Bowie was a fucking fag
>>28509249
And?
>>28508964
What? I mean, that's part of it, but there was a documentary I watched that spoke about it. He also loved the legend and how big Bowie had grown and liked that as well, as well as it being American as fuck. It was a mix of all of that. Funny about the rest, though.
>>28508549
It's a snow day here and it's also negro day.
>>28509249
u fokin wot m8?
>>28509504
>>28509807
Ayo Hol Up
Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
>>28509807
Oh yea, because the world was a paradise before white people got here?
Suuuuure.
3/10 made me reply.
Quit scapegoating whites.
Archaeologists know that every race has atrocities in its history, they've dug up the mass graves.
>friend
A celebrity is not your friend, you fucking mental case.
>>28509781
Um. Where are you? MLK day is next Monday in the US.
>>28508964
What the fuck is that dog doing, or what is that geezer doing with that dog.
>>28508230
Oh no, not me, I never lost control
I'm face, to face, with the man who sold the world
The Man Who Sold the World was a pretty /k/ song.
>>28510792
You're not wrong but artists you deeply connect to are a bit different
>>28508230
Was David Bowie really pro-gun? I can't find anything about it
>>28514575
I don't think he was the interview happy sort.
>>28512982
>bowie was pretty much a closeted homosex
>crossdressed
>you have a deep connection to him
So you like penis in your mouth
>>28515481
He's neither closeted nor gay, he's bisexual.
And he has a daughter.
And only if it's a feminine dick. I'd do anything to live in a futanari domination world.
He also was a pedo and fucked children
I can't wait to get this cunt's death out of newsfeed, I literally do not give a fuck
Star wars was hot topic last week, now it's David Bowie.
>>28515544
>only if it's a feminine dick
Good luck with that
>>28515617
ahh, to be 13 and contrarian again.
>>28515617
Hey I'd fuck a hot 13 year old tbqhwy familia
She said it was awesome and doesn't regret a thing.
>>28515641
Yeah I'll probably just find a bitch to peg me with a strap-on one day.
>>28515739
I like how if you don't like David Bowie that automatically makes you a 13 year old
>>28515810
no, but making an edgy post about it does.
there is a report button for offtopic threads, use it.
>>28508329
He stayed friends with the guy too. Even did some of the art for his earlier albums. He didn't completely lose sight in the eye either, but if you look at photos of him one pupil is permanently dilated.
>>28508230
BB gun nigger
>>28515851
>A thread I don't like
>Report
no, it's not an undertale thread or tripfaggery
what kind of freedom hating place do you live in
without david bowie there would be no labyrinth
what then
leave the guy alone, and demons are /k/ related
enough homo sex on /k/ as it is, david bowie can stay
>>28515852
Yeah, that is a funny detail about his legendary history. People kept thinking he had heterochromia and listing him as an example of it. He didn't have it, he literally, just had a permanently dilated eye.
>>28515894
>dabid bowie can stay
Of course he can.
Of course.
https://youtu.be/_DanDvAfCcs
>>28508958
>being this retarded
>>28508230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgcc5V9Hu3g
>we can be heroes
>just for one day
>>28516584
It was a joke, you mong.
