I just got a job that allows its employees to open carry pistols on the property.
What's the craziest thing you can think of?
Go ahead and ruin a perfectly good opportunity for the rest of the employees by being an attention seeking faggotmaster. Eat shit and die
>>28467446
Thompson/center pistol in 7-30 waters with a kydex iwb holster
>>28467504
It's at a gun shop. We are encouraged to carry something unique.
>>28467446
Probably this
Glock 19.
interviewer > "OP, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
OP > /k/s internally
>>28467569
THIS OR YOU'RE GAY.
have some fastmag thingies on your belt too
>>28467446
If you have the connections for it any pre-86 machine pistol.
>Tfw you kind of hope your family's black sheep dies so you can improve your armory even more
![Mauser_C96[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tTTNCQ5.jpg "Mauser_C96[1].jpg")
Mauser C96
Bonus points if you carry the broomhandle around too.
Grab an AR15 with a sig brace and a barrel just under 16 inches, then get ATF approval for a colossal suppressor. It's essentially a rifle, but by definition is a "pistol." Everyone'll hate you, guaranteed.
>>28467446
Don't a faggot.
>>28467446
What are the requirements for working at a guns store? I want to work in one so I can open up my own one day
>>28467569
>>28467611
>10 round mag
No, this guy is gay. Don't be him.
>>28467446
a brace of 12 ga. under overs cut down to pistol size, at least 6 of them
>>28467446
Obviously pistol ak/ar with a sig brace/shockwave cheek rest and an AFG.
>just bein legal, officer
If you have to carry an honest to god "pistol" get a vz 61
Just carry something retarded.
>>28467569
This.
With a 75rd drum.
>>28468646
>this
Skorpion would be a funny option too
>>28467446
I would get a S&W .500 with a 5 inch barrel (6 inches is too big to cc, be realistic) and carry IWB. Or if you live in an NFA state a Serbu iwb would be badass.
Never acknowledge the 4 pound revolver in your belt.
deagle brand deagle in .50 african eliminator
he said unique not disgusting>>28467517
Its not so easy to find, but a Cobray Ladies Home Companion in .45-70 would be hilarious.
Or if not sling a tec-9 or AK/AR pistol.
Or a Thompson Contender in the most ridiculous calibre you can find.
Or an m1 carbine pistol
>>28467517
thats hard to look at
>>28469123
Only if it has a 10 inch barrel and some sort of optic on it. And it has to be .50 African Eliminator like you said
>>28469071
I CC 6" ALL DAY ERRY DAY
>>28467446
Can't tell what OP's gun is.
>>28469387
only choice
>>28469356
All great suggestions.
>>28467446
only the best
>>28469489
I would rather chest hostler a S&W magnum model 19 or 29.
No need to get all retarded about it, get a snubby in something reasonable, like .500 s&w mag and be done with it
>>28467516
OH FUCK YOU READ MY MIND.
>>28467446
cowboy that shit nigga
>>28469679
In use.
>>28467569
Anybody got any pics of the AK holsters the Soviets used in Afghanistan?
>>28467692
It'd be kind of hard to carry a C96 if it didn't have the "broom handle"
>>28467446
Does a Mare's leg count as a pistol? Or is it an SBR? I've never looked into it because it seems like a waste of money outside of a conversation piece.
SKORPION
>>28467604
Fucked that up, new friend. Care to try again?
>>28467446
> Maximum Yeehaw
Two revolvers, one on each hip, and bullets in the belt. Cowboy boots and hat optional.
> Maximum Cowadoody
Modern plastic-bodied pistol (Glock, H&K, etc) on hip. Rifle with all the trimmings and a camp paint job slung on back. M9 bayonet slung on chest strap. Pouches everywhere. NVG optional.
>>28467446
Hi Point with an AK bayonet JB Welded on the front.
Bufferless AR pistols look cooler than Dracos
>>28468540
It's just retail. No criminal record, nothing to disqualify you from having guns, not being a piece of shit, customer service is 90% of it nowadays.
I used to do some contract gunsmithing for a place that shut down. Neither of them knew a fucking thing about guns. One of 'em owned a pizza shop in town and the other was a former Manager at Gamestop. They thought they'd make paper on the Obama gun craze.
Shut down last year. Overpriced, didn't understand the industry, treated it like selling pizza and vidya games.
Works for the person that makes that one gun purchase (like a young family) but you can't retain customers with that shit, and that's your bread and butter.
>>28469716
He's thinking of the holster stock I think.
For the classy gentlemen
>>28468662
P-please
>>28469838
Fuck you buddy!
>>28469694
You obviously don't sit down with this thing.
OP, if it's not a Pink Desert Eagle in 50 AE with a 10 inch barrel, a Leopold Mark 4 HAMR in pink, purple rubber grips with a visible imprint of a dildo on them, and a flashlight annoyingly clipped onto the trigger guard...well, just don't come back ever.
>>28470035
>8 inch stockless .223
Why?
6 pistols
two shoulder holsters, two hip, two lower leg
Obrez
>>28469356
I just looked up the lady's home companion. What the actual fuck were they thinking?
>>28469523
>Ryoko
Hell yeah, /k/omrade
>also equally best waifu too
>>28470630
because it's amusing
>>28470738
THIS!
>guns
>>28469838
Oh fuck, my dick. That thing is... Beyond words. It isn't beautiful in the slightest but the aesthetic, it calls to me.
>>28467446
What if four attackers at even intervals of spacing attack you?
You never know
>>28467517
Google image search doesnt tell me what this goofy fucker is. Pls advise.
Just saw down to a size suiting your fancy
>>28470824
Saw it down too the size in the middle pic.
Luger, wear a trench coat, black leather boots and nazi commandants cap
>>28470872
Not op, never used a Luger, are they good guns? Heard they can break and need a lot of maintaining because of so many parts.
![pfeifer-zeliska-21[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w9kZS7T.jpg "pfeifer-zeliska-21[1].jpg")
>>28467446
a cartridge lemat revolver
thunder 50 bmg pistol
600 nitro express revolver
a harmonica pistol
a duckfoot pistol
a mare's leg
c96 butchered to look like han solo's blaster
>>28467446
Gold desert eagle in tiger stripe.
>>28467692
>Bonus points if you carry the broomhandle around too.
God fucking damnit are you actually this retarded? It's called broomhandle because its fucking grip looks like a broomhandle.
>>28470912
>thunder 50 bmg pistol
Has anyone ever fired one of these things? I feel like you'd need a month of weight training to be safe with it.
>>28470940
With a long barrel, and a drum mag, make it fully auto.
>>28469707
yes
>>28470954
people have shot the 600 nitro express revolver. I haven't done even the slightest bit of research into the muzzle energy of each, but I would guess 600 NE has more.
>>28470824
>Tapered-cylinder revolver carbine
I was actually wondering if this had ever been done.
What's it chambered in? Seems to me like this would be good for tapered or bottlenecked cartridges.
>>28470972
38 speshul
Dress like a pirate and carry a black powder pistol - preferably a dragon with a comically-excessive degree of flare at the muzzle.
Only wear black leather chaps with the cock gun from dusk till dawn.
>>28467446
You asked for crazy.
>>28467446
>literally no obrez
Fucking new-/k/ sucks
>not having the barrel of a Double Barrel ground into a sharp point and stabbing it into your intruder before firing both barrels.
>>28469838
What is that.
All of that.
And all the shit on that thing.
I must know.
>>28470681
this man knows whats up
>>28471142
Airsoft.
>>28467446
Hi Point .380
>>28467446
Dual wield.
DO IT FAGGOT
>>28470872
P38 would be historically accurate, pleb.
>>28467446
>>28471172
only if you do this
get your hands on one of those
>>28471225
This
>>28471087
>not CCing a 14.5mm obrez.
>>28471225
So fucking retarded
>>28471234
Do you feel cool about calling it a 14.5mm?
Because you come off as a massive faggot.
>>28471243
>not revolving your revolver
>>28471234
Am I missing something here?
Isnt an Obrez just a sawed off mosin nagant? Where does the 14.5 mm number come into play?
>>28467446
2 mac clones in vest holsters
>>28467692
I don't think you understand why it was nicknamed the broom handle anon
>>28471220
There's a nigger round here!
>>28469838
I literally got a boner.
>>28471266
an obrez'd PTRS
>>28471339
It literally does. I'm russian btw.
>>28471329
Just because youre autistic does not mean you need to use an obscure russian word that isnt used in popular language in EITHER russian or english to say "sawed off"
Just say sawed off ptrs
For fuk sake
AK pistol
>>28471234
The image you're referencing is of a rifle disassembled for transportation, not a sawed down 1941 anti tank rifle.
>>28471358
>being this fucking new
>being angry about being this fucking new
I remember when children used to lurk. Obrezd has been used in place of sawn off on /k/ for well over half a decade now.
>>28471358
Sawn-off, for fuck's sake. "sawed off" is some redneck/nigger bastardisation.
>also inb4 britbong. Im not.
>>28471358
Obrez is a fine term you faggot. It specifically refers to a sawn off mosin or berdan rifle (berdanka).
>>28471358
Back in my dad newfaggots would just fuckin' lurk until they learned
>>28471248
You obviously a) don't know what you're on about and b) are the type of hurr durr 'murican who has a knee-jerk reaction when someone uses a metric measurement, because 'murica is too speshul to use a properly functioning system of measurement.
>>28467446
AR10 ghostgun pistol
>>28469719
pistol
>Not using a water gun filled with ghost pepper juice.
>>28470750
>>28469897
Doesn't make him any less retarded.
>>28467446
A normal CCW handgun so the open carry acceptance isn't reverted.
>>28471431
>Back in my dad
:^)
>>28470750
>being a real faggot
>>28470991
>not sexually identifying as polite french store attendant from the turn of the century
>a polite french GUN STORE attendant
>not mexican carrying dual pre 1899 pinfire cartridge Le Matte revolvers
>not having 5 velodoge bicycle guns in .22 centerfire strapped to various parts of your body
>>28469071
>S&W .500
>CC
>only 5" barrel though, gotta be realistic
Wow
>>28469932
>>28467446
Navy luger
>>28467446
Had a dream last night about having a Mac 11 and living in some weird flat like apartment. It might be s sign from God. Get a Mac 11.
>>28469838
>this
and a mare's leg
>>28469932
>mfw
>>28467446
RHOGUN.
>>28467446
what gun is that, op?
>>28470956
And a grenade launcher
>>28473169
>>28470956
>>28470940
It's so stupid
>>28473209
stupid awesome
Deagle(tm) brand Deagle in .50AE
>>28471205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8yzcPvG6Ek
>>28467569
This with a 30 round mag
