If you asked 100 women, would they give a blowjob to a Marine or Army?
This is important.
Surely you should be asking 100 women this question, and not 10,000 lonely gun-obsessed virgins?
Army maybe, as for the marine, you'd probably have to chase another marine away from his dick first.
>>28436849
False.
Army owes me. I'll let a 2 stars pass.
I'm a woman and I'll be brutally honest:
Marines have too many diseases.
Army has too many black guys.
So neither.
I'd prefer Navy, if only because the average shippie could probably give me pointers.
>>28436907
Pre-op or post op?
>>28436907
Assuming you actually are a woman....
Airforce would be your best option. As someone who has been deployed with Sailors for 8 months, I can personally tell you that those bastards do nastier shit in port and underway than any Marine I've seen.
>>28437046
Story time.
>>28437028
lol
>>28438508
Look up pasta about Thailand
>>28438553
Nice cop out
>>28438553
The only thing I know for a fact is my seniors were on a MEU and the other guy walked in on a Thai hooker eating his butthole out while he was jerking it.
When the one told the story the other (rimjob guy) punched him yelling "that's supposed to be a secret!"
>>28438578
I'd be up for that, why not?
>>28438578
The few, the proud.
>>28438573
I'm not him.
But tales I may or may not have experienced include:
Water festival
Guess who's getting blown?
Wax pouch
My Dick is $20
And other fun tales of STDs and ladyboys
>>28436834
>basing your choice of military branch on which is more likely to get you a beej
>>28438691
Please, them all, sir.
>>28438693
>not basing your branch choice on blowjobs
Let your dick stay dry.
>>28436834
oral from civilians: marine
oral from lady soldiers: army
>>28438710
Guess who is getting blown
>go to Thai bar
>3 buddies an I sit at table with tablecloth
>whore crawls under table
>play poker and drink beer
>try not to make a face when she's blowing you
>I made a face when I came
>I had to buy the next round and the next girl
Wax
>po2 says meet me at the bar when you get off ship
>get there, get lit
>he shows up hour or 2 later
>go to high five, stumble, miss hand
>slap his pec, shirt had a pocket
>low pop and squish noise
>he freaks
Turns out he got some kind of wax hand job where they pour melted wax on the tip and jerk it. She twisted it off after they were done and she out it in his pocket.
>>28438710
$20
>Approaching bar with wax pocket PO2
>"Bet ya $20 I can get a girl suckling my dick within 20 seconds of walking in."
> itson.nav
>he pokes a $20 bill through his pants zipper and walks in.
>didn't even make it past the entryway
>she's already pulling that thing out with her face and going
>hfw I paid for his bj
The water fest was literally like Asian mardi Gras but with paint. Always shake hands with their crotch, it can save you some questionable situations.
>>28438727
If your dick is not getting sucked before deployment I doubt it will be any different after.
Unless you're a fat fuck that becomes a fit fuck
>>28438741
Sounds about right.
>>28438760
>>28438829
Thailand sounds incredible, man.
>>28439055
I believe the water festival is sometime in August.great week of fun
>>28439116
>water festival
So we piss on them?
>>28439116
Answer him >>28439116
Do I get to pee on Asian girls?
>>28440130
>>28439137
Don't know about in public. In private they default to submissive fucktoy. It's refreshing.
>>28438727
Join the navy. Then yell "tricare! Green card!" In any foreign port. While at sea you'll have all the bro jobs you want too
>>28436907
>I'd prefer Navy, if only because the average shippie could probably give me pointers.
topkek
>>28436907
>>I'd prefer Navy, if only because the average shippie could probably give me pointers.
Shots fired
