http://www.armytimes.com/story/military/2015/12/30/army-needs-volunteers-eat-only-mres-21-days-straight/78011512/
MRE shits for pay, anyone?
>broke foot on Christmas Eve
>been on oxycodone since then
>haven't shit in four days, don't know why
>taking laxatives, drinking coffee plenty of water, eating greek yogurt and raisins
I know their pain, and I'm scared.
>>28417838
Stop taking them, m8. Send them my way instead.
How is this weapon-related?
>>28417838
codeine and its derivatives are a powerful constipator senpai, also eat prunes and drink prune juice
>>28417838
Pain killers like oxycodone keep you from shitting bro.
>>28417808
They basically already do this for Ranger School students. After you adjust its not that bad. You get use to it pretty quick.
>>28417808
I would have, but you have to be within driving distance of some base near boston or something ;_;
>>28417870
Board culture
>>28417838
lol don't take laxatives you dumb shit the last thing you need is for your body to be dehydrated, constipated and processing medicine. Drink a fuck ton of water some coffee and do some cardio that wont fuck with your foot
>>28417838
I didn't shit for a week and half at clc last summer. Sgt told me you don't need to worry until two weeks. Hope that helps broheim
>>28417906
>your foot
Was gonna volunteer, but apparently only one legged volunteers are being accepted.
I don't understand, why don't they just tell a bunch of soldiers they are going to eat MRE's for 21 days straight?
>>28418000
because they all know better
>>28417870
Military
>>28417870
Weapons of Ass Destruction
>Eat MREs for 21 says
>Take massive shit
>Lay in a puddle of ass blood and shit
>Army officer walks into bathroom
>Makes it rain like 50 bucks on you in singles
Yeah ok.
>>28417953
kek
>looks like I'm out
>>28418039
>MREs are weapon-related because the military uses them
>Toilet paper is weapon-related because the military uses it
>>28417870
>woop woop no fun police
>i take shit way too fucking seriously look at meee
>>28417870
>>28418989
Let's play "spot the newfag"
>>28419088
>>28419108
>Oh no, he's ruining muh precious shitpost thread!
Heaven forbid people actually want to see weapon threads on a weapon board.
>>28419619
>YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE THINGS I DONT LIKE
>I AM RULER OF 4CHAN
k
>>28419619
I don't know why but this pic is absolutely hilarious.
>>28421239
>Shitposting is OK when I do it
Lol OK. Seems like you're the one with a stick up your ass if you saved this thread from pg. 9 just to bitch at me and defend your funposting.
>>28418114
Hey, man, fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
I've had massive rectal hemorrhaging for less.
>>28421334
MRE greentext threads have a long and glorious tradition on /k/.
Sharing:
>>28422080
>Made up stories that only morons believe have a long and glorious tradition on 4chan.
>This justifies the irrelevant BS ITT
Oh man neo-/k/ is hilarious.
>>28422209
Hey, some of us come here to laugh. They made me laugh three years ago when they were originally posted, they make me laugh now.
Sorry we're not all serious business like you.
>>28422209
Write your own then, or gtfo.
>>28422301
This is exactly how CSF defended his funposting.
Sorry you don't have real friends to laugh with.
>>28422315
Why would I write my own? I don't eat MREs, I shoot guns. That's why I'm here.
>>28422364
Man, it must suck that there are exactly no threads on this board for which you can talk about guns, currently...
Your night must be ruined!
>>28422376
Man, it must suck to have to resort to hyperbole and misdirection to rationalize your plebeian behavior to yourself.
>>28422376
Nah, it's not nearly as bad as you think.
Like I said, some of us don't take this shit so seriously.
>>28417838
Get some Pedialyte
And fleet enemas.
Drink the pedialyte.
Use the fleet enema.
I have seen so many people in my office constipated or straight up impacted bowel from narcotics.
You do not want an impacted bowel.
As for the mre trial. I would do it. But i can only guess at the sodium level
ITT one fucking autist is the no fun police on his SUPER SRS BSNS GUN BOARD
bruh
>>28419619
there's plenty of fucking weapons related threads. No board is gonna be on topic 100% of the time.
>>28419619
>implying you can't weaponize these shits
>>28422788
Biological warfare is a no-go, say our omnibenevolent Genevan overlords.
Who in the military hasn't already done this?
I've eaten many MREs in my time in the marines. I know a lot of guys that prefer MREs over UGREs
>>28422814
This poor ignorant soul asks, Google being no help, what the fuck is a UGRE? Never heard of.
>>28422556
If anything you're taking this more seriously than I am. I'm just here to fuck with board culture babbies.
>>28422759
>No board is gonna be on topic 100% of the time.
And? That doesn't excuse off-topic shitposting, Anon.
>>28417808
Would do it in a heartbeat, but live most of the way across the country from assachussetts
>>28419619
>9gag
Get the fuck out.
>>28422834
>rules are rules anon
Pass.
>>28418989
>Friendly Reminder: /k/ is a board devoted to weapons and military equipment.
>and military equipment
>The Meal, Ready-to-Eat – commonly known as the MRE – is a self-contained, individual field ration in lightweight packaging bought by the United States military [...]
>field ration
>by the United States military
>>28422832
Theyre essentially really big MREs meant for a lot of people. Pre packaged meals that the cooks heat up in water similar to how MREs are heated up. UGRE are usually supplemented with real food though. Like fruit and canned veggies.
>>28422876
And this gets us back to toilet paper. Nice try though.
>>28422840
But Anon, rules are most certainly rules.
>>28422876
commonly known as "Mr. E"
Mr. E brings you constipation. But if you've been a good boy, he'll bring you diarrhea instead.
>>28422923
>And this gets us back to toilet paper.
No it doesn't, toilet paper is a product made, sold, used, and invented for the public at large. It is not military-specific.
>>28422923
Do you know what a wag bag is?
Cause those are both poop and military related.
>No booze.
>Massachusetts
Yeah, fuck that shit.
>>28422963
>It is not military-specific.
And? Much of what the military uses is also used by civilians, including both MREs and toilet paper.
If use by the military is the standard we're using then TP is /k/-related.
>>28423042
MREs are primarily intended for military use, toilet paper is not.
Stop being autistic.
>>28423060
>MREs are primarily intended for military use, toilet paper is not.
Irrelevant, TP is used by the military.
>>28417870
weaponized mre shits
>>28417808
That sounds really fucking dangerous.
>drink tons of water
>don't get MRE shits
Funny joke, OP
Can't they just force some enlisted fags to participate instead of wasting everyone's time?
pharmacist here, friendly reminder that macrogol is your anus' friend.
>>28424455
makes me vomit trying to down that stuff. it's like drinking gooey salty pool water that has a tinge of lemonade
>>28425811
man the fuck up.
