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>>28416163
When I drove a cab I was shot in the head and lost sight in one eye and my sense of smell and taste.
>>28416181
did u died??
>>28416470
Nope. Lost a lot of blood though.
>go to gun show looking for guns and gun accessories
>wade through idiots scrambling for tapco shit over priced worst korea AR and AK mags and .22 LR
>see Mosin with PU scope
>start looking at Mosin
>dealer waddles over
>yup that's a real sniper rifle!
>look at him
>go to inspecting the rifle
>1939 Tula
>no sniper proofs
>scope is a PU type scope dated 1943 and Izhevsk marked
>look at D&T marks inside the receiver
>they're freshly done
>look at dealer again with a look of disbelief
>dealer says that the scope isn't original
>continued look of disbelief
>dealer waddles off like a fucking penguin
>notice brown crust on bolt face
>upon closer look it's rust
>pop out bolt and look at bore
>see a tiny bit of light at the end of an absolutely rusted out bore
>look at tag
>$650 MOSIN SNIPER
>put down rifle do a 360 degree turn and moonwalk out of there
>>28416163
I went to a gun show once. That was fucked up, never did that again.
>>28416163
>Friend comes to visit his brother who lives in same college town as me
>Just get a Glock 26 as carry gun
>Invite friend to the range
>He likes guns, remind him of the basic safety shit
>"I know I know"
>We start loading magazines
>He starts putting rounds in backwards
mfw I had to do all the loading because even after showing him before he cocked it up and I couldn't trust him to not fuck up again.
>>28416181
Is this you?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=61d_1401765645
>>28417399
No. That guy is dead
>>28417412
He's just heavily dreaming.
MP School Basic training at Fort McClellan. On the range with the M60A1. The 1st sgt is present for the first and only time in 16 weeks of training . I'm on the line as an assistant gunner. 1st sgt repeatedly tells gunners not to fire. My gunner squeezes off a few rounds. 1st sgt runs over and kicks gunner in the back of his head. Rang his bell good.
>inherit Springfield Loaded V12 from grandfather, it's my baby
>has a feather trigger, looks like he didn't clean it very well in his twilight years
>detail strip to the frame, lovingly clean and lube everything
>oh you dirty girl
>gonna clean u up gurl
>put pistol back together, do function test
>weapon clear, cock hammer, dry fire
>rack slide back with finger pulling back on trigger to test disconnector
>all good, do a slide-drop test
>drop slide on empty chamber, hammer follows the slide and goes to half-cock
>make a note of that, take pistol apart again, take out the sear and hammer
>sear engagement surface is almost rolled over
>over-polished and clearly not safe
>buy a Cylinder & Slide tool steel sear, drop that shit in and go to the range next day for test fire
>ball ammo, none of my reloads for proper testing
>trigger still feels really light, but I didn't notice the hammer following the slide
>it's early, still cold as hell and nobody is at the firing line
>outdoor public range, my favorite
>firing in berm at scraps of clay pigeons, so far so good
>get two mags through it, feeling pretty good
>trigger still too light for me, I'm pulling too soon/flinching, plan to replace some more parts when I get the dosh
>load up two more mags, set pistol on bench
>drink coffee, pick pistol back up
>load, gently squeeze the trigger
>BRAAAAAAP
>slide is locked back
>hand is hurting, 230 grain ball at around 1200 RPM
>mfw my 1911 went full retard
I sent it to Springfield Armory, they unfucked everything and sent it back to me. I stopped carrying that pistol after that, and I'd carried it like that for months.
I'll just turn it back in to a target pistol and get another 1911 to carry.
>go to visit brother
>friend just got a Glock 26 as carry gun
>he invites me to the range
>reminds me of basic safety shit like I don't know
>start to load the magazines backwards
>mfw I got him to do all the loading and all I had to do was shoot
>>28417505
>tfw my uncle damn near took a grinder to his sear so it would unsafely slam fire like this
>he thought his "full auto" 1911 was the shit
>mfw I wasn't sure what feel to feel
Uncle was a police officer when I was 16. He invaded a crack den and tried to catch a guy on foot that managed to escape... ended up that he got ran over by a car while aiming an Uzi and sprayed his right leg right.
Eventually he got the prick after he sent back on duty.
>Be at Fleet Farm shopping for WASR
>Checking rivets on receiver
>Notice one is dimpled inward
>"Oh, this one looks a little malformed" I say to the counter clerk
>Clerk looks back at me giving me a strange room "Beans...Nigger"
>Slightly unsettled
>Hand rifle back to clerk and walk away
>Strange urge to buy beans now
>Buy can of uncooked Bush's chipotle beans
>Crack the can and pour them all over myself when I get into my car
>Rub the sweet, syrupy barbeque into a lather on my skin and into my eyes as the words repeat over and over in my head
>beans...beans...BEANS!!!!
>Blast some Doobie Brothers on the way home
>Lock myself in my house, close all the shades and windows and strip my tired body bare
>Sit criss-cross-apple-sauce in front of my PC and post on /k/
>>28417386
Is your friend H&K?
>>28417577
I thought of that but he's not crafty enough. If it was his brother then yes you would've been right. Fuck if that didn't make me laugh though.
>be me
>Basic Training
>first day of BRM
>learning about different firing positions
>point, post, sprawl
>cool.jpg, when can we guns?
>get to line
> get down in prone unsupported
>SDS yelling down the line about taking all instruction from the tower
> Privates! When you have expended all roun -BANG
>wtf?
>all DSs screaming WHO SHOT WHO SHOT
>PVT Amadeus Dickshits holding his hand in the air
>missing his left ring and pinky finger
>when he got down into position he dug his barrel into the dirt
>noticed and tried to clean it out with his fingers
>leaned forward, pulled trigger
>CID, IG, BN Commander, BDE Commander, Base Commander all on scene
> yay, no more training today
>when everyone left they made us police line the range at single arm interval looking for the kids' digits
>never found them
>dont fuck with safety, kiddies
>>28419128
Fucking welfare queens.
>>28417941
>>Be at Fleet Farm shopping for WASR
Fleet Farm is the fucking best
>Be at uncle's place tonight
>We both have Mosins
>He has been saying he wants to "hot-rod" one
>Please god no
>Tells me tonight that he got another nugget
>ORLY? Tell me bout it
>Cracked buttstock
>Cracked handguard
>No FS
>Barrel has been neutered by 6-8 inches & not re-crowned
>Generally beat to shit 1942 Izzy
>... Let me guess, your hot rod chassis
>Yup
>Well shit, atleast it will be used again.
> buy factory refreshed Sig226
> Used but again, factory reconditioned, new SIG band and everything
> Be shooting some steel plates
> Doing OK
> Load a new mag
> Miss every shot
> Hm. Alright. Take a break, then.
> Go back after a few minutes
> Miss another full mag
> Insert last mag
> First shot
> Gun flips back down after recoil
> Can't see the front sight
> Blink
> Adjust grip
> Lower gun and look at slide
> The front sight is gone
> Wait for next cold range call
> Find front sight on ground in front of the line
> It just fucking fell off
> Well...fuck
> Send that bullshit to SIG
> They put a new sight in and just peen the slide so it holds
> Have not bought a SIG product since, no matter how cool they look
