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ITT: we make Noir-esque analogies for things.
I'll start: " Shooting a bolt action rifle is a lot like seeing your grandma naked for the first time: its old, slow, and smells funny, but it sure is reliable."
>>28346597
nigga you gay
>>28346597
That analogy makes no sense, and is not noir at all.
I love this guy unironically
"doing a speed reload on the MR762 is like fucking a wild turkey; you feel the whole girth of your black member sliding into its tapered hole and you know it's going to be even better when you shoot it
shooting an ar-15 is like raping middle aged housewives
its good, fun and gets the job done
>>28346597
Buying your first glock is like buying your first dragon dildo. It's bulky, unsafe, and plastic, but soon you'll be looking to get one for every situation.
>holding the FNX is like grasping your mom's tits: squishy
The Kriss Vector is a lot like the ugly girl at your little sister's birthday party.
At first you are like 'hell no', but by the end of the day you are making sweet, sweet love behind the shed.
BLACK POWER NRA
>>28347406
you stole that joke from the screencap you fucking kike.
>>28346597
Shooting a .223 AK is like fucking a post-op transsexual. It feels the same but something is not quite right.
ITT we Sage off topic cancerous meme threads
Fuck you faggot
>>28346905
How are Dragon dildoes unsafe?
>>28346597
So can we talk about incest?
>>28347852
Anything that weakens the muscles of your anus via insertion will lead to bowel mucus leakage and poor bowel retention
>>28346597
>it sure is reliable
wtf
you see your grandma naked on a basis or some shit? Your a fucking weird dude. Also, who the fuck uses the term Noir? Thats like some shit mlp fans use. you noiR gay
Turning in your SBR tax stamp paperwork is a lot like mixing in some new baby batter to a 2 liter bottle of Jenkem. Yeah it stinks but after you wait six months for it to properly ferment it will all be worth it.
>>28347934
Anal prolapsing ain't fun, kid.
Shooting the FN Hi Power is like seeing naked pictures of your mom when she was twenty. It's exciting and familiar while allowing you to realize what all those old guys in the grocery store are high fiving each other over.
>>28346597
Assembling the l85a2 is much like how OP chugs big black nigger dick.
We just don't know.
Shooting 10 round reduced capacity magazines is like getting your turn with the high school cheerleader passed out on her own vomit at a college party.
Sure, you go in expecting to take your time and make it last, but frankly you always end up finishing way too soon.
>>28346597
Using a musket is like fucking an old woman. The bore doesn't have any threads and she refuses take it from behind.
>>28347852
You serious now? Does sticking this thing up your arse seem safe in any way to you?
>>28348610
>mfw
>>28348630
I was thinking more like
>>28346597
>Noir-esque analogies
It's called referential humor. It's why Family Guy is fucking terrible.
>>28348610
>extra large is the only size Bad Dragon dildoes come in
>>28346597
Posting in these threads is like accidentally drunk-fucking your mother. Once you realize what you're doing, you're horrified. But that doesn't stop you from finishing.
>>28348688
>buying a deagle brand deagle in anything but .fiddy African Exterminator
Affirmative action McNig.
>>28348714
I'd like to actually use it.
>inb4 that .webm of the guy using an XL T-Rex
Yeah, nah. I'll stick with the smaller ones, thank you very much
Taking 4chan too seriously is something too many people do
>>28348733
You gotta work on your shitpussy son, nobody wants a bitch boy who you can't even doublefist
>>28348733
Wait someone actually attempted to use that thing? Jesus christ
>>28348871
Not only uses it, he knots it. All the way to the base.
>>28348883
How the fuck di-
You know what i dont want to know
>>28348805
And? I don't want anyone period
I like how this thread degraded into a discussion about unnecessarily large dildos as quickly as it did
>>28348733
this webm must be posted
>>28352119
i dont think that can be posted on a SFW board
>>28347852
From experience, I tell you that their texture is a bit... coarse...
It'd dangerous to ride alone, take this
>It's a condom, Anon. I'm handing you a condom.
>>28346905
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>>28352171
>derailing this fast on dragon dildos
never change /k/ never change
>>28346597
> a glock is like watermelon, I like it.
this guys videos are retarded. I hate every single one of these "cool guy" uncle tom's.
>>28348704
Underrated post
>>28354369
Solid meme
>>28346811
As do I anon, as do I.
I tried by I can't think of a good analogie for this gun
Firing a Browning Citori is a lot like watching your parents have sex. It's old, dry, doesn't have too much character, but it's been done enough times to be smooth.
>>28359678
>Loading my PMAGs into this SIG instead of my AR15 was like fucking my sister, it felt the same, but I just knew something about it wasn't right
>>28359722
Dear God...
