When SHTF, what will be the name of your gang of roving neckbeards?
>>28329880
Cubists, we spread the holy word.
>>28329880
Find Squid, Kill Squid
>>28329880
Aperture Gas-Finding Science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPG3eDTy-yo&feature=youtu.be&t=23m22s
>>28329880
Muerte A Trumpadores
The Turtles.
The Dildozers
>>28329880
the roving neck[spoiler]bears
>>28329928
This can't be beat.
The flatulant alcoholics
>>28329928
Where do I join, oh fearless leader?
>>28329928
what shall we call you oh glorious leader?
who will be our ayatollah of rock and rolla?
The Power Bottoms, and we will all wear capes!
>>28329880
The Tories
>>28329880
What do you think?
>>28330052
Oh, it's on you twat.
>>28329976
>>28330005
You can call me Big Willy
PFC Dinkleberry and the faggots
"Death is preferable to Communism. "
t. Brotherhood of Steel
National Socialists
The Christ punchers
>>28330020
Top Squad here. Going to buttfuck your crew raw.
>>28329880
KY Cowboys
P.S. we're not from Kentucky *wink*
>>28330173
Try to not get btfo this time around, friend :-)
>>28330580
Don't worry we won't
Not even the guy you're replying to but I still feel it
>>28330580
Come and join us.
The Pikey Patrol
I am Korean and I know all of my fellow Koreans in my city, so when SHTF I will meet up in the local Korean meeting spot, hand out weapons and gear and we will become a roving band of Asians making sure my town is safe from hooligans and looters.
I shall name my gang of Gooks the Heavenly Bulwark.
No crackers, kebab, spics or niggers allowed.
>>28330659
That local Korean meeting spot better be a roof top, you damn quick-shooting gook!
>>28330659
How will you all see with your eyes closed?
The Rope, our day will come.
>>28329880
Cheeki and the Breeki's
>>28329886
>not /k/ubists
do you even ave nex alea?
>>28330659
Roof Koreans?
>>28329880
The Little Sisters.
>>28330683
That is Asian secret technique.
Enemy think we cannot see because they cannot see our eyes.
But we see all.
We know your sins.
We can see your soul.
>>28330764
He's a Nork.
Zimzam and his Orchestra
Hobo Slim and the Soup Kitchen
Charlie's Cucks
The Tunnel Snakes
This is fun
The Scorpions
Mascot is scorpion
Primary weapon is CZ Scorpion
Sidearm is Skorpion vz. 61
Knife is Scorpion Knives brand products
We crawl innadesert to remove enemy
>>28330939
>Crawl innadesert, stung to death by namesake.
>>28330944
That means the mighty Scorpion-god has witnessed us in our rituals to shed out human selves and granted us ascension into the Scorpionum, the realm where all is fair and poisonous
>>28330558
Power bottoms will power through
>>28329880
Birdshit Ben and the Loose Butthole Squadron
>>28330981
>hawks a chaw of t'backy ina sp'tune.
>>28329880
WARBOYS
WITNESS
>>28329880
The army of (insert current place name). We will wear olive drab fatigues and lure in idiots by pretending to be surviving members of the armed forces of their countries.
>>28329880
JO buds.
>>28329880
Rock and Roll Rebels.
our theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXy8lnRVJno
Im from Dixie, sue me.
>>28329880
Swamp Things.
My band of neckbeards are in Louisiana.
>>28331056
Then it should be Roux Boys.
>>28329880
Sauk tribe.
Even though the Sauk tribe where I live is all but gone we dress up in indian shit and mohawks and go raiding the nearby government forts and push them out like the Sauk did in 1812 where I live.
>>28331056
Swamp /k/ritter reporting for duty
The Hot Pockets.
Or
The Tendie Bottoms
>>28331044
wait, hold on.
here we go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4j7ggZqbiU
>>28329880
Tombstone, AZ
>>28331086
Tendie Bottom Boys?
>>28330659
>implying you won't be shot off your roof by cletus 1500 yds away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYZcVvwBdPU
jones brotherhood
The Kalashnikov Komandos
Fighting Diamondbacks shotgun infantry unit
Rancid Kunts
>>28331089
>That smell playing from a cd player next to a megaphone
>Calling card is shit
>Literally shit
>Enemy reinforcements arrive to their soldiers slaughtered
>Base razed
>Something covering the ground?
>Shit, tons of shit
>Uncontrollable gagging comences
>OoOOooOOHhh that smell
>>28331109
>You mean that if I pull little lever, barbarian will die?
>>28331120
>shotgun infantry
What did he mean by this?
>>28329880
The killer c ucks
>>28331138
we use shotguns
>>28331158
are the germans pissed off?
>>28331161
lol yeah they always get pissed about shotguns
>>28331118
Militaries without coffins?
>>28331185
without friends I think
![[purges].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wkDVsjD.jpg "[purges].jpg")
RIGHT WING DEATH SQUAD
>>28331044
>Lynard Skynard
Fucking what?
More importantly, your song should be "It Ain't Me", the theme song of the Korean war.
>>28331188
Without girlfriends
>>28329880
The Gilberts.
It just sounds abrasive rolling off your tongue...
Me, myself and I
The Bad Dragons
>>28329880
Chainsaw Orchestra
>>28330905
This.
WOLVERINES
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>our site thinks this post is spam
fuck off 4chan this whole site is spam
Five ARs and a Garand.
Monkey Spankers
The twilly twallies. I just wanna listen in on an invasive force saying our name in fear and hatred
>>28330961
Venomous, you illiterate shit.
>>28329880
The Glittery Unicorns of Happiness.
>>28330659
Do you accept half japs that know hangeul?
Alternatively I could call it the local bridge club and specialize in bombing enemy bridges
Ball Gag Boys
Bad News, Jews
Sons of Mars
Band of the Hawk
>>28331109
Ah Way troo 2 Kaisar
>>28332251
>Band of the Hawk
Rapemurder and Hell on Earth when?
Mandalorian Marauders
Want to see how much it would cost to get this made out of armor grade steel and ceramics. Would be fantastic (though heavy).
>>28332327
>armor grade steel.
you mean ceramics. about 20-25k for all that, shaped and fitted. It'd be bespoke, so good luck kitting out all your little shits like you.
>>28332360
And this is why we dump EVERYTHING into the lottery until we win it. We'll have spent the entire winnings and then we just make it out of plastic and at least look cool for the end.
>>28329880
what if it is like day z and everyone is ambushing each other for loot
>>28332360
And yes, steel armor is a thing... this stuff could easily make up the chest pieces if you had the money to get them produced.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duxeXrz6Pvg
>>28332327
mountain dew Molotov
>>28329880
The unseen
>Camp along mountaintops and ravines with long range rifles and all the supressors we can find.
>Pick off anyone who passes through a certain mapped area.
>everyone wears ghillysuits and heavy camo
After bodies are looted, they would be hung up as warnings along main roads.
>>28332380
Then there's a lot of dumb motherfuckers who will be hunted down and killed for banditry out there.
May work great in Day Z, but IRL when you die there's no respawns and you're banned from all servers forever.
Stinky Dick's stinky dicks
>>28331211
Don't tell cuckchan about this epic maymay pls.
RWDS ftw bruv
Healthy Suntan Boiz
>>28329892
Underrated
>>28329880
Platoon; Misfits
Wouldn't be the first time : 3
JoJos extravagant circus, it would be like a regular circus but with extremely gruesome fights to the death between rival clowns.
>>28329880
kebab and the removers
Camicie nere
>>28329880
D+ Bandits
>>28329880
the fighting catamites
Good ol' rebels.
>>28329880
Whatever name the Enemy gives us.
>>28332939
Objectively the best answer
>>28329880
The illinois army national guard, more specifically the 404th MEB.
>>28329892
this
>>28330601
I'll be that lone crazy cat lady roaming about wearing animal furs with my army of feral cats
Wasteland Sentai Apocager
>>28329880
The Inzergency
>>28332812
way to bring the feels.
>>28329880
Big Mike and the Boys.
Our war cry? Soup Kitchen
>>28334755
*Dirty Mike
The Kebab Removal Service
Cheeki and the Breeki's
>>28331810
Your battle cry could be "look how high"
Emblem is presumably a water tower and a beat up truck
The Dongverines
we draw dicks on everything we leave behind.
Utö Coastal Fort, Coastal Artillery Battery, 2nd Fire Observation Team
Hekler and crotch
>>28329928
Jesus Christ, my sides.
I'm in.
>>28329880
"The Out-of-Breaths"
>>28331009
MEDIOCRE
The Islamic State of Flahdaw.
Looter Shooters
>>28329880
Pig Fucking Drunks
Gold Team rules!
Boris and the Cheeki Breeki's.
Knights of the Ku Klux Klan
>>28329928
If you don't have the trademark vehicles I'll be extremely disappointed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwIY4PRIp4s
>>28330558
Okay, but that makes you more gay.
Tops have to stay aroused looking at hairy dude hole. Bottoms just have to go to their happy place, which isn't necessarily gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
So have at it you big strong man!
Generation keks
>>28329880
Tunnel Snakes Rule!
the zerocools
>>28329880
Talon Company!
>>28332327
A whole fucktonne of steel is 'armor grade steel' whatever the fuck that means.
AR500 is hilariously overpriced for target shooting too, go with regular A36 in like 1.5 inch.
The Candiru
>>28329880
The Losers
Uncle Rick and the Little Boy Dicks.
Coke Boys
The Fedaykin. I love the idea of life imitating art, especially in this kind of case.
>>28334438
>lemme hear your war cry!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Diamond Dogs.
I like David Bowie and I was always going to go for it even before MGSV, now everyone just thinks I'm a faggot.
>>28332947
Thank you.
B.A.M.
Big
Ass
Motherfuckers.
>>28330679
what movie is this from?
The Banter Clan
We'd kill people in Paris
SOFA KINGS
X.E.
Fapple.
The Myrmidon
>>28331109
WATCH YOURSELF, PROFLIGATE.
My gang of roving neckbeards will be called "the U.S. Air Force"
>>28329880
>>28329880
Men With Benises, or MWB for short
we will rape and pillage and rape every village relentlessly
>>28338042
Inglorious Bastards
Bar / Basement scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFtoz9sERo&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7LFtoz9sERo&has_verified=1
>>28339156
Tell me about that Asuka figurine.
Jimmy Jam & The Shim Shams
we'll be a post-punk post-rave post-apocalyptic funk band
>>28330173
fucking gay
>>28339259
it was a fairly inexpensive fig I bought at a local store a couple years ago, the manufacturer probably still makes some variation of it though
Americans
>>28329880
Thundercock Minute-Coalition
>>28329886
Yes brother! The world shall know the glory of the great Murder /k/ube!
Ave nex alea
Saluto nex alea
Hakugyokurou Defense Force
It will be me and my Youmu daki
>>28329880
DEUS VULT
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>>28329892
kek'd
>>28335788
witnessed
>>28329892
Take Squid's 3 SCARs and 20k worth of nylon doodads
>>28332207
Half Jap half what?
As long as you are willing to remove negro looter you are an honorary Roof Korean.
>>28330173
>>28338041
I see what you did there
Church of Reb Brown approves
The Maple Syrup Ice Commandos
>>28329880
Parasitic Armored Arachnids
The Beta Rebellion
Weebs of the west
Butthole blasters
>>28329880
MSF or Diamond Dogs
>>28330173
The Molerats.
>Me and all my coms/comp-sci buddies get together
>Set up a radio/mesh network for communication for all the militias
>Call ourselves The Operators
The SS
>>28329880
I'm too autistic to have a gang.
My SHTF consists of bugging out into the woods and be reclusive until hostilities subside or I'm found.
Unless it's some kind of invasion by a foreign country, I'd try to regroup with US forces.
