How would mike vining handle chris kyle in a fight?
>>28326255
Blow up his car before he gets there
There would be no fight and Chris Kyle would claim he fought Vining and won.
Silently and we would never heard a word of it.
Quite easily as Chris Kyle is dead.
He would completely black-hole his existence. Orwellian style.
>>28326255
Chris Kyle would shoot a bunch of unarmed Iraqi kids then write a book about hunting down some super saiyan Syrian sniper
>>28326255
>Chris Kyle
Probably some type of explosives he was like and expert eod or demolition guy or something i dont remember exactly but it was something to do with explosives. That or just kick in his door and Mozambique drill his ass with a mp5sd wearing pic related
>>28326255
>pretend he has PTSD
>shoot him in the back
>>28326255
With style. I like to think that vining was a fan of one-liners.
>>28326512
Nah he seem more like he would tell cheezy dad jokes with puns and shit
>>28326255
Laugh and pull rank. Vining wouldn't have time for the shenanigans of lower-ranked NCO's.
>>28326264
>before he gets there
>>28326526
Yeah that's why he would say one liners. Only 80s action stars and dads who grew up with 80s action stars say one liners. Then he goes home to his kids and tells them all the dad jokes.
>>28326255
Why was Chris Kyle such a hack. What made him do it
>>28326255
Based Vinny would rekt Chris's shit.
>>28326255
You think Chris Kyle could take this man?
Does he look brown or 12 years old?
>>28326265
Fucking /thread right there.
>>28326255
Depends if Vining has experience fighting zombies
>>28326265
yup, this right here.
>>28326526
>HOLY SHIT I'M HIT!
>Hi Hit, I'm Mike
>chuckles as he dumps a few more rounds
>>28326255
Vinning would assault the objective while Kyle provided sniper support from a nearby roof top.
>>28326941
>Why was Chris Kyle such a hack. What made him do it
Because he was a sociopath. He was a SEAL and a very effective sniper and that's to his credit, but he was a sociopath whose tenancies were only exacerbated through combat.
>>28327348
But he obviously bullshitted parts of his autobiography.
Chris Kyle and Bill Cosby are the most famous Chief Petty Officers in existence and both are famous for being scumbags
Is this a sign of the quality one can expect from a Navy senior enlisted member?
>>28327363
>But he obviously bullshitted parts of his autobiography.
Yeah, because he was a sociopath.
>>28326493
kek
>>28326493
I can not possibly /thread this post enough.
>>28327390
So then why do so many fags respect him?
>>28328224
because they're idiots, or they're too moto to think that an asshole could be good at shooting people.
>>28328224
because they're Texans
>>28328307
Texan here.
Fuck that guy. He does not represent us.
>>28328346
Then kindly get your state government to rescind Chris Kyle Day.
>>28328224
Anyone who purges that many shitskins is a good guy in my book. Really don't give a fuck that he lied about whatever bullshit.
>>28328512
that's the great thing about insurgencies: all those poor shitskin farmers you're shooting have huge families with lots of kids and relatives. You shoot someone's nephew, six of his cousins join the Children of Yassin and start planting IEDs. Of course they're much more likely to kill Iraqis than Americans, but that tends to end badly when you run out of Iraqis willing to fight with you.
