Hey /k/
I work in the ghetto.
What's the most effective way to disperse a flash mob of dindus without killing them?
Job applications a paternity test results.
>>28307567
Hey look! The police!
>>28307567
Throw it in the opposite direction
>>28307567
http://www.amazon.com/Mace-Magnum-Fogger-Repellent-Holster/dp/B002NBGGCU
Slap on a respirator mask and some goggles and fog up the crowd with some bear spray
>>28307620
Vbied
Or sulfur and gas fire
Shoot them in non-vital areas
>>28307962
>fried chicken
>looks like a duck
>>28307567
Hire someone to pour purple drank down the sewer nearby
>>28307567
What a fat piece of shit, how are fat fucks like this even allowed to be LEOs with all that lazy undisciplined fat sagging off their bones, absolutely disgusting
>>28307567
Rock music, a stack of job applications, or drug tests.
Throw them a basketball.
>>28307567
A continuous program of abortions and sterilization, combined with poor education and easy access to high interest credit. Of course this program is undercut because they refuse to build a wall around the zoos.
Suit up like The Fury but instead of fire it's pepper spray / OC
or still use fire
>>28308465
Nepotism, cronyism
>>28308606
niggers can't drive and busses don't run in white neighborhoods so a wall isn't really needed.
>>28307567
>killing them
shoot one of them. that'll kill only one of them, not the lot of them, thus satisfying your conditions.
>>28307567
>not killing them all
Wait, I'm confused. Why don't you want to kill them?
Ghetto
Flash Mob
Just announce you have the results of the paternity test.
.380 pistol
Use a flame thrower. They should only be made unless they stick around too long
