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I have $50. How do i into prepping for the next US revolution
buy a lot of canned soup
>>28300470
Buy distilled water and non-perishable foods.
>>28300470
A lifestraw and as much corn beef hash you can buy with the left over cash.
>>28300470
Stop thinking only about your self and help arm your comrades
>>28300476
Also, a gallon of bleach, it's pretty cheap and you can use about 8 drops to purify an entire gallon of water.
>>28300470
Fuckton of toilet paper
You will be a god and can trade it for whatever you want.
>>28300492
>Arm your comrades
>I have $50
At that price, may as well just tell them to grab some kitchen knives.
Save up some money and buy a 2WT daki
>>28300555
>buy a 2WT daki
a what?!
>>28300594
Two way tricot dakimakura
Holy newfag
>>28300749
>tricot dakimakura
I dont speak gook
I FOUGHT IN KOREA GODDAMMIT
>>28300886
Epic post, newfag
>>28300470
You will need more than that dude... Try like 200$ a month for it. The idea is to make yourself as self sufficient you can. So if SHTF you can survive with out going to the store, Theres not a "How to prep guide" That will teach you all you need to know. preping is about what YOU need not what someone tells you to do. You will be the only person that knows what you need and will be the only one that can fulfill those needs. My perceived prep for a SHTF situation will be different than yours. All I can say is do your own research on it and what disasters you are likely to encounter in your lifetime. At the moment civil strife is high on my list. My plan is to bug the fuck out to a location that is set up before hand. An area ready for farming and waiting out anything that happens. But that's just one of a hundred plus thing that could happen and I'm only prepared for a handful. just know there is nothing you can do to protect yourself from all threats.
>>28300470
To start, food and water. After that, move to shelter, weapons, tools, etc. I'd suggest shelter third and then move on in whatever order you feel fits you.
Buy lots of water an a little long term storage food.
A good amount of foresight and enough gas to get to Canada or Mexico tee-bee-eich
water filter (such as a katadyne)
>>28300470
i got chu OP
http://www.amazon.com/Forum-Deluxe-Colonial-Tricorn-Hat/dp/B0042ZYSK2/ref=pd_sim_sbs_193_5?ie=UTF8&dpID=51YP8udVkFL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL200_SR160%2C200_&refRID=0KBJSMZ70HEBYKXJECFJ
Beans, Rice, and Split Pea Sup.
>>28300526
worked in rawanda
>>28300511
Just use your hand to wipe your ass, make a solar still for clean water and spend the money on the 10 for $1 Ramen packs.
>>28300470
http://www.abebooks.com/Encyclopedia-Country-Living-Emery-10th-Edition/17760701416/bd?cm_mmc=gmc-_-gmc-_-PLA-_-v01&product=COM9781570615535USED
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And you should have just enough left over to cover shipping.
>>28302141
>Split Pea Sup
No way. Imma get Spaghetti-Os with meatballs
200 rnds of x54r ammo and start the revolution by killing some politicians and plutocrats.
Don't hide when the people take their government back, fight with the people.
>>28300481
this.
I actually ate this for dinner tonight. one can and 3 eggs makes a boy big and strong.
>>28300481
Throw in a sack of rice and you're set for a long while
>>28302303
civilian chunks look just like freedom fighter chunks
Get some /lit/
Edible foods book
Medical book
Survival guide
Buy some bleach, buy rice and bulk beans save some 2 liter bottles to use for water
>>28300470
Buy gas and move to Alaska. Revolution or not, nothing ever happens in Alaska.
Buy 50 dollars worth of bullets.
Kill and loot 50 dollars worth of people.
Repeat.
>>28300505
This. Gotta be 21 to drink, for every 1 liter of dirty water add 2 drops of bleach
>>28300470
Buy cheap vodka and drink until you die
Buy a pair of running shoes
buy a lead melting pot and start casting ingots into steel muffin tins
then you'll have some sort of transferable currency when SHTF and dollarydoos become worthless
since this is a weapons board, build a 4 winds, git some ammo, and acquire mo better weapons with it.
>>28300470
>wants to buy enough shit to survive the end of the world.
>doesn't even have a monthly grocery budget for normal life.
buy more money.
>>28300470
buy $50 dollar worth of vaseline and pottasium chlorate mix ... an there you have it plastic explosive
>>28303589
>How to get on a watchlist, the post
>>28300470
mylar blanket to hide from the drones
>>28300476
Drinking too much distilled water can kill you by upsetting the balance of salts in your cells.
>>28300470
As many bottles of drain cleaner as you can, then see how quickly you can drink them all.
>>28302970
This, if all you have is $50 you should spend it on 5 liters of rotgut liquor, and use it to drink yourself to death when SHTF
>>28303494
Or you can do this, and by the time SHTF you'll have lead poisoning and die. Same effect.
>>28306020
This faggot is actually correct. Boiling or adding bleach to groundwater is much healthier.
>>28306020
You'd have to drink gallons of it in one sitting to get electrolyte imbalances. And that'd happen with regular purified water anyways.
>>28300470
Buy $50 worth of bleach and drink it all as punishment for your worthless shitpost.
>>28306436
It would also happen over time, by drinking nothing but distilled water.
>>28302257
Fuck. All the way off with that bullshit
>>28306050
>casting lead causes lead poisoning
Shitposter going full retard
>>28306020
He could always mix a teaspoon of rehydration mix into each glass when he drinks it.
>>28300511
>use your hand
What do I look like to you, an Indian?
>>28300476
Distilled water isn't drinking water
You're better off buying filters and w.e. else they use to purify water
>>28306680
Or you could drink regular water
Work smarter not harder
>>28300481
>beef hash
This, the canned stuff is surprising rich, and when you can get them on sale for like 89 cents an stuff depending where you're at, it's a steal for a cheap source of your macros that will last years.
>>28302303
There are some pretty big flaws here. First off the American media would be referring to them as terrorist receiving "chinese and russian support". Then within a few months they'd point out the "foreign troops" helping the rebels and from there they could justify heavy bombing based on a "looming threat of invasion" scenario.
I imagine it will go down like Venezuela.
>riots
>shortages/rationing/black markets opening up
>waiting in line for shit
>crime rising/home invasions, nogs being more brazen in day time. whitey hipsters demanding you redistrube yo wealth, hollywood actors/actresses telling YOU to stop being selfish and eat cake
So stock up on no perishables, toilet paper, tradeables, and i guess fortify your home like mexico or brazillians do to keep out rif raf and also have people outside the country send you shit too. (cubans, venezuelans, and other latin people do this all the time from the usa they just have to pay some sort of fee)
Also dont get kidnapped im guessing a lot of faggot mexicans will start doing the kidnapping bullshit up here if we go banana republic levels of shtf.
>>28307715
also doe latin america do bidets? I guess that could mitigate the toilet paper shit a little if you do both.
I'm sure the rationing of utilities might hamper it a bit though. Get a bucket and ladle like the middle east? rocks? I dunno eat fiber to have dry shit that doesnt smear? Corn cobs, sears/cabella catalogs.
>>28307766
>sears/cabella catalogs
This. Hold onto old magazines and newspapers.
Wait what about antman?
How are we supposed to prepare incase he gets the news that SHTF has started?
>>28303589
What the fuck was that thing that just killed the vehicle!?
50 cans of Chef Boyardee raviolis
>>28307858
Jesus Christ fuck off with le antman meme
>>28303589
Lolno
>>28307858
For fuck sakes he died you spastic retard!
>>28307913
Not true
I will believe it when I see it
>>28307913
He didn't die nor is he something worth mentioning. He was a try hard faggot.
>>28303521
Care to clarify what a 4 winds is?
>>28308260
what's wrong with trying hard?
are you a nigger or something?
>>28308273
Sure- still want to know what a 4 winds is
>>28307766
Learn how to make toilet paper. Turn junk mail and old mortgage statements into a tradeable commodity.
If you're set up to make soap or biodiesel, you can make TP.
>>28307868
DF-21D
>>28308282
Google 4 winds shotgun
>>28302303
sheeeittt
i wanna be one of those lone wolf instigators, sign me up Vlad
>>28308323
So that's what it's actually called.
