How would you defend your home against these hardened criminals?
>>28284213
A gun. Nice shitpost.
>>28284213
A giant rude goldberg machine that uses bowling balls
>>28284213
Zany traps.
Wrong house mother fucker
Id redo the tin can nutbuster from the balconies, but with bear traps this time.
give a 10 year old boy 5 dollars to make traps for me
>>28284213
I'd tell Joe Pesci that Stacks Edwards doesn't live here.
>>28284213
Put an Ant Man on every access armed with ars and explosives. Then I'd go eat a pizza waiting for the news reports about white supremacists attacks in my neighborhood.
>>28284213
Something along these lines anyway...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PPqAVhtYg8
>>28284213
With my army of underage boys that I keep in the basement.
>>28284213
hire their doppelgangers to defend my home
>>28284213
marbles on the stairs, a hot doorknob, swinging paint cans...shit like that.
My blank stare
>>28284213
Rube Goldberg-esque booby traps
>>28284213
From what I understand, most castle doctrines don't cover traps. So you would actually be more legally safe to use a gun.
Apply the "Your move, mister lawman." pic to these guys.
>>28285557
Castle law doesn't but you cant just set up traps there are many legal cases against this.
For instance a famer put up a "shotgun door" t protect his mason jars that were kept in a shed.
Homeless guy breaks in and gets rekt by "shotgun door" legs cut of at the knees.
>>28284213
Show them that this movie was the high point of their carriers.
Call the police on my cell phone because it's 2015. Wait in a locked room until every cop in my small town shows up within 5 minutes because they never get to do anything exciting.
A gun. Or bear traps.
>>28284374
>tfw Joe Pesci's character and Stacks were bestfriends
:(
>>28284213
Put on my balaclava and leather gloves, "sneak" towards the burglar and whisper to them "I was here first, find another house!". Burglars code stipulates that they leave as I was there first
>>28287708
This.
Respect the fucking code.
>>28284213
Hot door knobs and toy cars on the floor.
>do nothing
>watch as they find new and inventive ways to fuck themselves up
It's like half of you are underage and don't know about a classic 90s movie.
Oh wait
>>28284213
Lay out a door mat that says "Please remove shoes."
>Replace all the floors with Lego bricks.
>>28284223
Yeah like that's gonna help you at all. Do you know who you're dealing with here? These guys are basically looney toons and you think a gun is going to help you
>>28287791
feelsbadman
>>28284213
when i was a kid i would probably trap my doors with shotgun shells, now i would probably just offer them a beer at gunpoint lol
>>28284213
I jerk em off to make them soft again.
