I have a friend who once shoot himself in the foot. So I was wondering: have you ever shoot yourself /k/? If yes do share.
in the army I nd'd into a buddies foot. does this count?
>>28273947
Yes. How did it go?
>>28273942
I've bounced bbs back into me before by accident, shooting at pigeons in a barn.
I had one shed with great ricochet walls. I'd shoot bbs at a slight angle so they'd bounce back and forth on the walls till they got stopped. I guess that's part of what makes bbs far more dangerous than pellets, they like to bounce instead of crush.
>>28273953
>weapons qual
>using the m320
>accidentally drop it
>try to catch it and it goes off
>dummy 40mm shattered his foot in 13 places and he got discharged
>>28273972
Instant blue falcon award.
>>28273942
>be at range with cute asian girl
>teaching her to shoot the .22
>eventually we move up the the .38special
>I show her how the revolver works and shoot so she knows what its going to be like.
>hand her revolver
>she aims, then squeeze off a round
>it scares her so much that she jumps backward off the line 2 feet and begins flailing around literally in circles going "omg" and shit.
>she still has the revolver in her hand as she flails about
>i've never been so scared as when this asian girl was sweeping the entire firing line while freaking out.
>I Jump at her and grab the revolver from her hands
>heart attack averted.
>My eyes were as wide as a latin chicks areola
>>28273972
You are a shitbag.
>>28273972
Woah, you discharged your military buddy?
Did you keep in contact with him after that?
>>28273942
Do ricochets that are just full random and not me shooting at stupid shit count?
Then yes. Otherwise no.
>shooting at paper target on wooden target stand at 300 yards with .243
>only guy on range
>bullet randomly comes perfectly straight back 300m and burrows an eighth of an inch into upper left bicep
>fuck you Murphy's Law
>>28273942
Is English your first language, OP?
The past tense of "to shoot" is "shot".
>>28273964
Same. Used to shoot at those large, thick plastic tequila bottles filled up with water. Shit taught me a lesson in energy transfer real quick.
>>28273942
I once NDd into my foot with a bb pistol when I was a child.
>>28274025
I got one almost worse than that.
>be shooting nugget inna farm
>using surplus steel core
>1.5" thick steel plate target not far away
>be shooting plate with other people with no issues
>shoot one round that his the plate, ricochets back into the dirt between the target and I
>hear loud snap in right ear
Never shot that plate again.
>>28274203
Ever thought about having the metal plate set at an obtuse angle that way it would ricochet off the side and not go straight back?
>>28274249
No thats fucking stupid why would anyone have rheir target set at an angle don't you like having your taeget facing at you so you can hear the loud BING instead of just a SCRAPE
My dad's gunsmith shot himself once
>Customer comes in, complaining that his 92fs won't fire
>peestol is jam
>gunsmith tries to rack slide with left hand, barrel pointing into his wrist
>peestol is no longer jam
>round in chamber discharges into his wrist
>passes through his wrist and ricochets off his watch and back into his arm
>shatters his elbow on its way out
>>28273972
>try to catch it and it goes off
I thought the general rule was to never try to catch a falling firearm
>>28274336
It is. Maybe anon forgot it.
>>28274000
Checked.
>me as a 6-year-old
>brother has a daisy BB gun
>cock the gun and stick my finger over the barrel
>pull trigger
It hurt like a mother fucker and my finger tip was numb for hours. Didn't break the skin though. Why I did that I have no idea.
>>28274271
Also collateral damage
>>28274361
Nigga
>>28274361
Nigga why was that a good idea
>>28274361
Did the same thing. Took my Red Ryder and put the muzzle against my shin and pulled the trigger. Hurt like a bitch and left a welt but didn't break skin. No idea what I was thinking.
In the police academy, the guy sitting next to me in a class shot himself in the leg while finger fucking his pistol while it was in the holster.
This was 3-4 days after they let us start wearing loaded sidearms lol
>>28273942
My brother-in-law's dad shot himself behind the kneecap with a .22 when he was young. It's still lodged in there.
>>28274396
He didn't manage to remove it?
>>28274450
Apparently not, haven't asked much about it as I don't see him very often.
I think I do recall him saying it always causes a small holdup at the airport, though.
I came back from 9 years in the future to warn myself of catching ebola and shot myself in a panic
>>28274393
Isn't that called an "office pop"?
>>28274711
Desk pop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=948-2Vzgi3w
I knew this dork in high school who thought he was a gangster. he always had a pistol in his waist band, ended up shooting himself in the pelvis one day.
>>28273987
This is why you always load only 1 round for new shooters.
Also, anyone who has negligently discharged should take the firearm and shove it up their ass, then pull the trigger. Literal degenerate scum.
>>28273987
/r/ing screenshot of dude who went to range with a Chinese girl, ends up telling her that because the Chinese invented gun powder if she was shot she'd be killing herself
>12 year old Daughter shooting my M16A2 at home range
>Only have 5 round loaded - M193.
>Go over safety with her two time
>First to fourth shot okay
>Fifth shot ricochet into her right side of left shin, shatter it, tumble and exit throgh right side of calf
>>28275212
>things that didn't happen
>>28275222
I had her shooting at a steel plate 150m away. It have never happen to me. Still no clue what went wrong. A projectile should not have that much energy after hitting steel. Are there double charge M193?
>>28274303
>ricochets off watch after going through maximum 2 1/2 inches of flesh
>muh 12 to 18 inches of penetration
9mm fags btfo
>>28275212
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
>>28274336
Unfortunately reactions happen.
>be 10 year old me
>at friends house with brother playing paint ball
>run out of paint balls after a few hours
> our friend gets an amazing idea
>"why don't we shoot each other with bb guns pumped once?"
>me and brother attempt to persuade him that this is a dumb idea
>"No guys it's not that bad, watch"
>he points bb gun at his foot and fires
>he thought it was pumped once
>it was pumped 15 times
>bb goes through his shoe, and skin, and bounced off the bone
> blood is starting to slowly come out of the hole in his shoes
>me and my brother have to carry his stupid ass out of the woods back to his house so his mom can look at it
>he's crying the whole way
>>28273942
Mandatory viewing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTGmTrQXrwg
>>28273942
>be 9
>at uncles acreage for summer
>his friend brings some funs
>illegally transports 9mm handgun to shoot as well
>dont remember the make of it, just was constantly the size of round i was shot with
>adults are shooting and such
>stand behind them all watching
>Do you want to shoot anon?
>Do some shootsting, and do pretty good
>love for guns is born
>uncles friend starts doing stupid shit with handgun
>if i saw that shit now, id have to qualms fucking him up
>drops handgun
>goes off
>feel like i was punched in the chest
>back is killing me and cant breath
>wake up in hospital a days or 2 later
>punctured lung
>nowhere near heart or anything
>uncles friend is there
>uncle tells me what happened but i cant tell anyone
>parents come up from cafeteria after hearing i was awake
>tell them everything immediately with uncle and friend still in room
>Jail time for both
>uncle is blacklisted from family
>even his parents despise him now
>almost killed their little angel
>uncles friend got 9 years
>uncle got 4
Canada's sentencing has gone to fucking shit these days. now someone would probably only get a year, maybe 4 at most, with chance of parole after 2.
>>28277345
>drops handgun
>goes off
I don't believe you. Pretty much all handguns in existence are drop tested extensively.
An asshole friend of a friend shot me in the pinky with my own plastic bb pistol
I immediately ran to his truck and broke the antenna off because I was too fat to catch him
>>28273942
Do cum shots count?
>>28277488
this was 20 years ago, take into account the gun could have been much older as well. I wish i knew what gun it was. Fudd mods and autism make anything unsafe.
>>28277488
Are you retarded? Any gun without a trigger safety can go off if its trigger is sensitive enough.
Rugers, old 1911's, anything with a free floating firing pin, or a revolver/hammer firing pin without a cross bar, will go off if dropped, and ready to fire.
Fuckin noguns.
>>28278027
WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS TO A DOG. WHO ARE THESE SEMEN DEMONS AND WHERE MIGHT I FIND THEM?
>>28278027
Why did you even save that?
>>28278027
I can post shoveldog.gif all day but that got to me.
>>28273942
I shoot myself at least 2 or 3 times a year. I mean, if you aren't accidentally shooting yourself, you aren't operating to you're fullest operational operationitude.
>>28273942
Never shot myself. A buddy did catch a ricochet in the arm, and I watched a guy shoot himself in the foot with an AR-15.
>>28278027
>>28278163
Please fucking stop.
>>28274336
Also blades.
>>28278098
That's not the proper usage of "semen demon".
>>28278249
I WILL CHAIN YOU TO A RADIATOR AND DO WEIRD SHIT TO YOUR FACE
>>28278249
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e5e_1326857839
Sorry kids.
>>28273942
Never shot myself, did have a shotgun blow up on me.
Friend did some self loads ( found out later he packed them way to much) I shot one of them out of my old 12 Gauge break action shotgun. Poor gun never stood a chance.
I was lucky that I didn't get hurt....literally shit myself though.
>be plinking with bb in basement(its a really long basement)
>bb bounces off wall and comes right back and hits my glasses
and that's the day I learned why eye pro is a must
>>28278306
>literally shit myself though.
I've always wondered about people that have done that.
Was it sort of instantaneous as the gun blew up? Or was it more like in the 2 or 3 seconds after it happened and you realized what just happened and you could have died and all of a sudden you realize you've just shat?
Please, go into as much detail as you want.
>>28278098
>>28278266
>He has never seen shovel dawg.
Welcome to 4chan newfriend.
>jacking off
>lay back to cum on belly
>more powerful orgasm then expected, shoot myself in the face
Be careful out there, komrades.
>>28275281
Pictures and time stamps please
>>28278328
I've been here for six years, I've probably seen it, just like I've seen the one of the dark skinned blokes getting their necks sliced with a chainsaw. I just don't like it is all. Why would someone do this to a battle buddy.
>>28278249
>>>/gif/
>>28278328
:3
>>28278356
You sick bastard.
>>28278325
Pretty much a very small time delayed shit. This was also the time I was living off fast food, so I had the runs during that time. The whole instance felt like slow motion, that shit was rapid response though.
>>28278356
those are some GOOD dogs. Yes they are.
>>28278372
>that shit was rapid response though.
Nice. thanks for the response.
why the senseless violence against battlebuddies? Do that to people you stupid fucks
>>28278027
>>28278249
>>28278273
>oh man look how cool i am guys!
>i dont even care if they hurt this innocent animal!
>maybe you guys didnt see the first one heres another! arent i a fucking hardass?
No, you're just a piece of shit. Probably why you don't have a girlfriend, but there's probably a lot of reasons for that right? Tell your parents im sorry
>be 11
>at spoiled kids house
>never been there before
>has gtaIII
>also has bb gun
>no parents home
>shooting it in the back yard
>wants to shoot the bottom of my shoe
>I let him twice but then didnt want to anymore
>he doesnt want to stop
>run from him and feel the bb hit my leg
>ride my bike home
>go to hospital
>they put a bandaid on it
>x ray, bb in deep in there
>decide to leave it in, said it would likely come out when I was about 18
>24 now, still in my leg
>never felt it or anything after the wound healed
I hope it was a steel or copper bb and not lead. I dont think they sold lead bbs when it happened.
>Its still in thete but I'vr
>>28278098
>semen demon
Hello newfag.
>>28278445
cum guzzler, semen demon, what's the difference?
>>28274336
Learned that with knives in culinary school. You learn real quick who's an idiot when you give a room full of young adults hairsplitting chef's knives.
>>28274761
Funniest part of that movie.
>>28275660
Thats what happens when you wear a big boy watch and not a gshock.
I once accidentally muzzle swept a buddy after a fucking incredibly hot shell went down my shirt. Felt like shit for weeks afterwards. Didn't shoot him, thank God.
>>28278330
>Not exclusively beating it on the toilet for minimal clean up and zero contamination.
I just dont know what to tell you.
>>28278442
>It'll come out when you're eighteen
Did you really believe that?
>>28277345
wow
>>28278237
Hooooo man, I've been waiting for this opportunity
>Be me, getting culinary institute training
>get really fucking good knife set from parents for birthday
>literally sharp enough to shave with
>one day, chopping limes
>knife slips off of cutting board
>attempt to grab super expensive knife
>grab blade
>hellotherebones.png
>cut all the way to bone, somehow avoid fucking hand completely
>lime juice on knife
>burns like an absolute motherfucker
>>28279403
I was a child not a doctor
>>28273942
Was shooting at steel spinner targets with 45ACP.
One came back and grazed my neck.
A half inch to the right and it would have taken me out.
>>28273942
No, because I'm not retarded.
>>28279498
Lot of chefs on here. Post knives.
>>28274780
there was a kid in a town beside mine that carried a gun with him trying to be a hardass. Shot himself in the dick a couple weeks ago
>>28278418
Never ND'd, but I have been hit by a ricochet once
>be me freshman year of college
>shooting with friends inna desert in Northern AZ
>first time shooting guns
> been shooting for hours with this ex Green Beret dude that's giving a shooting class
>my love for guns is born
> 2 guys having a shoot off against target gongs: First to down 3 wins
>rest of us off to the side well behind firing line
>45 ACP bounces off target
>hits me straight on the right lens of my eyepro
>mfw
>>28280153
Fuck, tagged it to the wrong post.
Meant for
>>28273942(OP)
>>28277488
What are revolvers without transfer bars?
Your nogunz is showing
>be at the range with buddies
>shooting fallung steel Platzes at 15m with shotguns loaded with bird shot
>it is buddies' turn, est of group stands behind watching
>single bird shot pellet ricochets and hits me directly into neck
>nothing happens
>lol bro, it's just 12 gauge
>>28278000
>old 1911's,
What are "Grip safeties"?
>>28283613
You mean no major damage or not even pain?
>>28283648
I just noticed it hit my neck, no pain at all
>>28278273
Can someone please explain what happens in this?
I'm all comfy in bed and too scare to watch, but need to know.
I can handle human gore, but something about animals in pain gets to me.
>>28283710
Third world mudskins who have nothing better to do cover a dog in gasoline as it cries out from the pain of the gas in its eyes, and then light it on fire while laughing at its doggy screams.
>>28277488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9_YWNo1f-o
Closest I have had was a friend shooting me with a BB gun and some drunken tomfoolery with an air pistol, toothpicks and a kitchen towel wad. Buddy and I were fucking about shooting cans with toothpicks and balls of foil. Powerful enough to rip through a beer can. He ran to the bathroom with a cocktail stick hanging from his arm. Only just under the skin though
>>28275281
>150m away
>5.56
>perfect linear ricochet
>>28275170
>/r/ing screenshot of dude who went to range with a Chinese girl, ends up telling her that because the Chinese invented gun powder if she was shot she'd be killing herself
That's almost as good as the guy who told some cute girl at the range that he was "aiming at her"
>>28277345
>Canada's sentencing has gone to fucking shit these days. now someone would probably only get a year, maybe 4 at most, with chance of parole after 2.
>9 years for an accident in which nobody died
>someone who had fuck-all to do with it got 4
>>28278000
>old 1911s
>go off when dropped
>"if its trigger is sensitive enough"
that is not how a sear works asshole
>>28274000
Found the gunny
>>28273972
God damn if I was in your coc I'd have you NJP'd so fucking fast.
I don't even know who you are but I would butt fuck the shit out of you with every bit of NCO power I have.
>>28273972
Ahahahaha, holy fuck
When you said you ND'd, I figured you were talking about an M9 or some shit, not a fucking grenade launcher
I've never once shot myself or anyone for that matter. I have drawn my CCW once on myself. I was acting in a threatening way and was trespassing on my own land. Luckily, once I saw that I had pulled my Deagle Brand Deagle on myself I quickly ran off of my own land. I haven't fucked with myself since.
>>28279369
Right? It's the most efficient way>
>>28278356
This is by far one of the riskier clicks iv made while shitting at work
>>28274396
My grandfather shot my father with a 12gauge bird shot. Still has pellets in his leg.
>>28283929
not aiming at her
he said "you are my target" trying to be seductive
I shoot myself daily. I started with .22 and am up to 9mm, but the 9 seems to be pretty ineffective at increasing my bullet resistance.
>>28286990
Yeah, that was it. They let these people buy guns. Jesus Christ.
>>28286990
Ohhh yeah, that was a good thread
>>28287125
He was just a bit of a social defect, why wouldn't they?
>>28273972
lol, did you tell him to look on the bright side? at least it wasnt an HE round.
are you still buddies?
and this is why you NEVER try to catch a gun that is falling. this is literally the most common form of negligent discharges.
DO NOT TRY TO CATCH THE GUN IF IT FALLS PEOPLE, EVER.
>>28274025
wtf? were the wood stands made of hickory or some fucking hardass wood?
>>28275212
im guessing she hated shooting after that? what did it hit that made it ricochet?
Alright so:
>Be me, 6
>My older cousin is putting an empty airspft gun into his mouth and firing
>The air pressure is cool
>tells me to try it
>lelokay.jpg
>Cock it, place barrel in mouth
>Pull trigger
>A plastic pellet go into my throat and stings like a motherfucker
>Spitting up a little blood
>Look back into moth with mirror and see a fucking crater where the bb hit
>Cousin is laughing
The worst part? It was a fucking FAMAS.
>>28275675
>>28275222
he was posting some pretty specific stuff in another thread about being a iraq peshmerga fighter, i believe him
>>28278309
i bet it hits home extra hard every time you watch "a christmas story"
>>28279542
i hear a lot of stories like this, yet still see lots of leagues and ranges using steel targets. is it safe to shoot steel? maybe slow rounds like 45acp are more dangerous because they dont disintegrate themselves on impact
>>28273987
thats why you only load 1 round when you hand the tiny grille the big scary black gun
>>28274249
oh yea so it can richochet off and him some poor guy a half kilometer away, youre a real cool guy
I ND'd an airshit into a cabinet door around 8 years ago, the welt is still visible. Does that count?
>>28283613
>it's just 12 gauge
Made me laugh
>>28275212
oh that reminds me of the time
>shooting .22lr
>.22 likes to bounce around so Im wearing a PIKPREDADOR ballistic helmet, NITROGEN CARBIDE ballistic goggles, SOVIET ASSAULT welding mask, greaves, APEX-PRECISON kevlar hikingboots, level 5RA flak vest with all around protection, NFL linebacker shoulder parts and HUGGIES diapers to be safe.
>target is a 2 inch , 1/16 inch thick circle on standard A5 paper on a 2x4 wooden frame
>target hit 10 times with overall accuracy of 0.001 MOA at 10 yards
>buddy is an asshole so he fires his 9mm glock92fs to screw up my score
>9mm bounced off A5 and heads straight back at me findings its way around my goggles into my neck (I was also wearing an armani exchange collared shirt but those fucks shorted me on the material or it would have stopped the 9mm)
>fucking JHP doesnt expand as it enters my blood stream passing through both lungs and into my brain as its small enough to pass through the molecules making up the matter that is the arterial wall in my brain at this point I'm a little angry and the rise in blood pressure causes an aneurysm to burst propelling the 9mm JHP-Talon-ULTRA round through my spinal cord through my pelvis and shattering both femurs as it exits through my left big toe (fuck I really liked that toe)
>really happened I swear guys
>>28273942
I never ND'd but i almost blew my girlfriends face off at this BLM place we were shooting at. Brother has a pistol grip only shotgun that take 5rounds + 1 i thought i emptied the mag (my shotty is 6 +1) and on the last round i pointed it up diagonally like 2 inches away from my GFs face and let a shot go off, saw her hair blow from the shock of the round. She did NOT shut the fuck about me almost killing her for like a month.
>>28287705
She should have kicked your dumb ass, faggot.
>>28287705
That's an ND
>>28287705
>I never ND'd
>I almost blew my girlfriends face off
Pick one
>>28278325
The only time I've done it, I was in the process of squatting to shit when a massive bull I didn't see scared me. Dunno if that counts, but it was immediate
>>28287904
He never said he didn't do it intentionally.
>>28287705
You are an idiot. I hope she has moved on.
Security detail, four SUVs. Shit got rough, traffic jammed, lotta bumping going on. Call goes out for us to get out+form a protective line. Suspicious vehicle about 5 cars up, possible gun sighting.
I as I'm getting out+drawing my sidearm the guy behind me bumped into me and my finger slipped. Boom, a bloody hole in my foot. My fault, I hadn't engaged the safety the last time I put it away.
I kept doing what I was supposed to until I got back in my ride. Took my boot off, wrapped it up until I got to a hospital.
TL;DR Fucking OW. Gif unrelated, random.
>>28288147
>I post unrelated gifs so my posts will get more attention because I'm desperate for people to acknowledge me
>>28288020
>Dunno if that counts,
I can only give you partial credit since your intention at the time was to shit. Points awarded for the way in which it was expedited.
>>28287155
HE rounds have an internal safety that unscrews as they rotate in flight, before flying for that minimum number of rotations they aren't supposed to detonate.
>>28288147
Two words: Trigger. Discipline.
It's quite amazing that you didn't know of this already, it's usually the first thing someone teaches you before even handing you a weapon for the first time
>>28288369
Yeah, it was a pretty scrub thing to do. I mean, not blaming it on the other guy, even though he kinda tried to push his way out of the ride, it was my fault.
I knew trigger discipline, I knew all of that shit. That doesn't mean there isn't room for error, people fuck up. I fucked up, I owned up to my mistake. Simple as that.
>28288172
I just pulled it out of my assorted /k/ folder, seems you're the one begging for attention.
![hanging[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1cgXANf.png "hanging[1].png")
>>28287171
Must have hit something metal or rock downrange of the target.
>>28274249
>>28274271
>>28287462
Steel targets SHOULD be suspended at a slight angle, but they should be angled so as to direct ricochets into the dirt.
You also should not be shooting at mild steel as that significantly increases the chance of ricochet over hardened steel.
>>28288172
>wahhhh someone is posting images on an image board
>>28279498
>getting culinary institute training
>didn't tell you not to catch a falling knife
Do you feel you got your money's worth anon?
>>28288147
why was your finger on the trigger if you werent shooting at something?
>>28289810
>>28288369
>shoved
>finger slipped
If it was on the trigger it he wouldn't have needed to say it slipped.
He probably instinctively tightened his grip as he was shoved and his finger slipped from outside the trigger guard onto the trigger.
Do use all of your junior level reading comprehension.
>>28275132
>never had a ND
>because of my pure oper8or skill
>no good luck involved
>some idiot ND's
>because he's a fucking idiot, no bad luck involved.
Kid in my platoon nearly blew his own foot off. It was gnarly.
>>28278442
Did the little shit at least get punished?
One of my old NCOs shot himself in the head in September.
http://www.heraldonline.com/news/local/article36235683.html
>>28278356
How could you, you disgusting man?
>>28278418
>implying I don't have a girlfriend
>implying things about people you don't know
Lmao fuck off kid
>>28278452
Semen demons are exclusively attractive females
>>28273942
No, I always carry in condition 3 unless my surroundings deem it needed for condition 1 or 0 which is most times not the case since I don't go walking around at night.
>>28278191
James Yeager pls go.
>>28273942
>12th birthday
>first time playing paintball
>parents surprise me with a cheapo walmart gun
>second game in, it jams
>have shot real guns before so know what to do
>turn on saftey, start unscrewing barrel to get busted shells out
>very last twist to get it off and I start to look down the barrel for the obstruction
>SMACK
>right in the fucking face as my sight lines up with the barrel and I'm totally blind for a second
>pace around in silence holding my eye waiting for the pain
>never came, missed my eye by millimeters
>cop uncle saw everything and tore my ass up but admitted it was like a 1 in a million thing
I think my finger tapped the electronic trigger when I turned it toward my face and the safety was faulty (two btw, one for the bolt and one for the gas). Whats crazy is that I was bringing the barrel to my eye as I was separating it from the receiver and it still shot so either it shot on the very last quarter turn or the ball actually left the receiver and went into the barrel. I was just moving too fast. Never even remotely made a mistake like that again. Luckiest moment in my life.
Got a couple others actually.
>>28294846
>teaching first girlfriend to shoot
>shes making me proud
>her younger brother shows up
>'I thought you wouldn't mind, hes never shot'
>ammo ain't cheap and he ain't suckin my dick bitch
>he seems rather confident, works as a machinist, not too worried
>set him shooting my cz75 while I move on to seeing if she can handle a .45
>watching him occasionally while I teach her grip, seems fine, stop looking over as often
>BANG
>I freeze, knowing damn well what a muzzle side shot sounds like
>grab the girlfriend frantically checking her before she knows whats happening
>shes good
>think he missed us
>literally slap him in the face when I get to him, yell at him, huge fight, pissed off girlfriend because she thinks I over reacted
>drive home, I stop for gas
>as I put my card in I see a neat little hole in the left tricep of my jacket
>show girlfriend, her fucking face
>gave her brother my jacket and paid for a hunters safety course for christmas that year
He had stopped shooting for a second to put his hand over the slide and see how hot it was. When he did, he turned the gun flat towards us and accidentally pulled. In hindsight, I really shouldn't have given him that gun. It had a tuned trigger, but I assumed him competent. And thats how I learned to trust no one.
>>28294846
>>28294926
>father in law picked up guns when I married his daughter
>he's everything I don't like in a gun nut
>more money than us so piles of guns and ammo he'll never use
>also terrible shot and he looks like a 6 year old the way he holds guns to shoot but I digress
>owns two irritating little 'shit zoos'
>when he takes then out to shit he brings his Moss 500 because his neighbors own real dogs
>he has this habit of yelling at the shit zoos, takes his rage out on them
>apparently he was doing this because they wouldn't come in and got a little too gestured in his speech
>swung the shotty off his shoulder
>discharges as the muzzle passes his foot
>concrete and shot shrapnel spray his calf
>couple stitches, really lucky
>never let that moron live it down
>he won't own up to the negligence, 'but muh safety wuz ooonnn'
>won't go shoot or hunt with him
>he's an embarrassment to his ret. Master Gunny brother who I respect the fuck out of
>>28278442
You could double check to see if it's in there. Schedule an MRI and use the miracles of modern technology to find it
>>28295043
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I lol'd at that pic.
>>28288147
Security detail and your finger was on the trigger when you got out? Finger off the trigger until you sight the nigger.
Do you not practice?! This shit really pisses me off. Poor trigger discipline should be as basic as wiping your ass with the part of your hand covered by toilet paper.
>>28287705
You should hate yourself.
You can't say you've never ND'd. You can't even say you've never ND'd if you've ever accidentally pulled the trigger on an unloaded gun. You shouldn't be around guns. At all. You should show a lot more shame about that accident.
>>28273942
i nd my m1a once
i had the sling on my shoulder and though i should turn the safety on
pulled the tigger instead
i now shoulder the rifle and turn safety on everytime
>>28274761
>be me
>be stupid boot airwing POG in Vietstan
>dumb POG Master Sergeant says his drop leg holster is rubing his leg raw so hes gonna tuck it in his waistband
>3 days later nigga ND's into his thigh and burns his cock and balls from the muzzle flash
>>28296241
sorry ment for >>28274761
>>28274000
>Witnessed
How ya doin gunny?
>>28279834
from the thumbnail, I thought that was a huge knife next to a normal ak
>>28273942
It: incompetence
>>28296980
Oh the irony.
>>28288565
Thanks. I've got a 1 inch steel plate from a 100 year old building I thought of using for target practice
>>28274025
I had one come right back into the middle of my chest.
>be shooting at private pistol range on our property
>P-64
>9x18 Mak
>30 feet
>shooting at old freon tanks
>fire first round
>hits part of the tank where the body and handle doubles up
>bullet comes right back at me
>my first thought
>"is that a ricochet?"
>hits me square in the chest
>knocks the wind out of me
>leaves a huge black and blue bruise
>go to ER just to get it checked
>broke a rib and cracked my sternum
>mfw
>>28283721
>inb4 Taurus
>>28299603
Too bad it didnt kill you faggot
>>28277345
You're a little bitch, dude. Hope this is fake.
>>28299649
>>28299649
>>28299649
Didn't know it was internet tough guy time.
>>28299649
Tuff bitch here
>be me 8 years old first bb gun
>lots of squirrels in forest near my house
>goes hunting one day
>sees big fucker on a tree
>shoots directly at side of tree misses squirrel
>bb bounces back, grazes earlobe
>freeze when I realize I had no eye pro
>wore full face mask from then on
>
>>28299898
2/10 would not bang way too much muscle
>Afghanistan
>Driving low profile land cruisers
>Standard transmission
>Shitbag is driving vehicle in front of me
>Afghan checkpoint lowers drop arm in front of his vehicle
>They draw down
>Get out to diffuse situation
>No terp and ANP being cunts so go push up drop arm by myself and wave shitbag through
>Shitbags vehicle erupts, TC, dismounts hop out WTFing
>Go up to shitbags window, look of horror on his face
>He opens door for me and starts screaming
>Faggot shot himself in the back of the calf with his m9
>He had drawn it to point at the afghans (through his bulletproof fucking windows)
>then tried to shift with it still in his hand, shooting himself in the back of his right calf
>I can't stop laughing as I tourniquet his leg, then put dressing to keep less blood from seeping into vehicle
>Throw him in the back and drive to french Hospital
>Never see/hear anything about shitbag for rest of deployment
>Back home for six months and get a letter in the mail
>Shitbag needs a sworn statement from me how he was shot during a TIC for his purple heart/CIB
>Call CoC and VA, inform them what actually happened
>>28278442
>Its still in thete but I'vr
What?
>>28300335
sorry you're insecure
>>28278356
>>28278356
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>>28274361
holy shit I do have a BB gun story.
>Younger.
>Mother and grandmother bitching at me cause i'm playing with my cousins BB gun.
>Cock it and dry fire.
>Cock it and dry fire.
>Mother and grandmother go ape shit.
ITS NOT FUCKING LOADED! I SHOT THEM ALL!
>Stop cocking it in the house!
HERE WATCH!
>Point it right at my leg.
>Fire.
>I see the skin on my leg fly off like burning paper, and its ash.
>Look down.
>Blood.
>One single fucking BB found its way out of whatever hell it lurked and is now buried in my leg.
>Laugh my ass off, get a knife, drill the fucker out.
>Mother screaming because im bleeding.
>Grandmother gets real pissed at me.
>>28302610
Does anyone have the one where hes fighting darth maul with obi wan?
Buddies from rual fire department (basicly a huge 24/7 human blood alcohol experiment when not on duty) as per the useal custom we where all off shift and too drunk to fish shooting various firearms by the river. one guy who is basically the poster child for "hey y'all watch this" had a single action 45 revolver in a holster. Was "cowboy shooting" irresponsible behavior and consumption of burbon continued. None of us thought it would be wise to stop his revolver ocelot bullshit of throwing a loaded wepon and catching it before spinning it like marching baton by the trigger guard. If then wants to show us his fast draw. Some clown had a stopwatch on their bag so you can only imagine the retardation that was about to take place. At some point our good friend gets overeager and (I'm not exactly sure how due to my intoxicated state and the fact I was chatting with one of our favorite trailer park floozies) somehow shoots himself directly on the thigh. Panic is real as he nds again trying to pass off the gun how it was re cocked I will never know. Thankfully that round went harmlessly into the dirt between the local cum dumpster and myself. The closest hospital was a good treck away and none of us trained first responders had a jump bag with us. My whorelike companion provided us with a tampon to stop the bleeding. I in my infinate wisdom and cloud of Jim beam thrust the pussycork directly into his perfect gunshot wound. Long story short: tampons expand....ALOT they had to preform extra surgery to remove the damn thing that also somehow caused more swelling. He was out of work for a solid month due to the bullet clipping his femur and he never stopped being a complete madman.
>>28294157
>a gofundme page was set up in lieu of flowers
Oh for fuck's sake.
>>28300463
Oh shit nigga, he tried to get a purple heart out of it?
>>28284635
Why do you fuckers use so many acronyms? Is it to look cool? That sounds cringeworthy as fuck.
>>28295043
DO NOT get an mri to see if its in there. If its a ferrous metal and an MRI machine(giant fucking magnet) will try to pull it right out of you and make it hot as fuck along the way. Old coworker of mine picked up a face full of steal birdshot in a bar fight at 18, xray clearance for an mri at 50 showed she was still caring a bunch around.
>>28273942
Have a friend who is a cop. He tells story of dumbass cop who worked at his department who managed to shoot himself in the leg after loading his gun in the weapons locker. Last thing the grumpy ass Desk Sergeant told him was to make sure that his finger was off the trigger when holstering. Dumbass said I am not fool I used to be in the army, then Kapow!! Bullet went in behind his knee and traveled down his calf.
Said that everyone in the station came down to call him names whilst he was waiting for the paramedics. He was the department fuckup who had previously had a ND a couple of months before. He just got his gun back.
As soon as he got out of hospital and came back to work they fired him on the same day.
>>28301431
Sorry you have bad taste
>>28279183
>look at wrist
>am wearing G-Shock I got summer of my sophomore year in highschool
Well shit...
>>28283721
Why is the audio reversed?
