>we get a S&W 945-1 on consignment in
>gun is from Smith's Performance Center
>hand fitted
>has all the extra doo-dads
>blue book it at roughly $1800. Set the price at that
>fast forward 2 months
>guy calls in about the 945, asks if we still have it
>we do
>he hangs up, but calls back 11 times (i counted)
>every time, it's a question that he could have answered himself if he'd just come in to look at it in person
>I answer all of his questions in the most polite manner that I can muster
>Several times I suggest that he come in himself to see the pistol in person
>he sends in his brother instead
>brother is thoroughly impressed with the pistol, and calls back the buyer
>original guy doesn't believe him, says he will come in the next day
>mfw
>he comes in first thing in the morning
>first thing he says is that he has never owned a pistol before
>he finally sees the pistol in person and gets hyped
>he says it looks better than he ever imagined
>buys it on the spot
>family walks in
>typical fudd family
>very polite
>soft spoken
>they're looking to get pappy a durr hun'in rifle
>noproblem.jpeg
>i find out what their price range is
>eventually settle on a Ruger American in .308Win
>I hook them up with a Nikon 3-9x40mm and some Leupold scope mounts
>they're super happy with the set up and the price
Fudds have a lot of problems, sure, but they're by far the most polite of all the customers I get
>work with a paranoid prepper co-worker
>she genuinely believes in FEMA camps and black helicopters
>whatever.png
>I'm bullshitting with a customer one day
>Talking about various shooting stances with rifles and pistols
>I jokingly kebab squat, pretend to hold a rifle over my head, and say that "this stance increases your hit potential by 100%"
>get a chuckle from the customer
>she chimes in from across the sales room
>"It's scary to think that those are the people that are taking over the world"
>room is dead quiet for a couple seconds
>
>with extended family out in the sticks on Black Friday
>pop around to the stores in the nearby big shopping town
>older cousin remembers he needs a new magazine for his .223 durr rifle
>keeps referring to it as a clip
>struggle to hide autism, pass Stealth check
>drives right past a local gunstore for the Fudd Mecca, Gander Mountain
>march past rows of sportsball hoodies to the gun section
>place is completely deserted because the store is 15 minutes out from closing
>cuz takes 12 of those minutes picking out the magazine he wants
>finally all shuffle through the closing line, semisonic playing in my head
>turns out magazine was $50, cousin didn't bother checking
>too late to go back to gun section and window shop
>fiery ginger redneck cousin almost starts arguing with cashiers over price
>only drops the issue when he remembers he can load a round at a time anyways
>mfw the entire time waiting for this to turn into a fudd horror story
Same family members spent that afternoon magdumping some shitty S&W striker pistol into the ground to diagnose a feeding issue... Right next to ginger's brand new Camaro
>Work at the Bakery in Walmart (lel).
>Helping behind the Gun Desk because I know my shit.
>Working with some SJW Black girl who doesn't know anything.
>Old Fudd comes in.
>Ask us if we have any .223 for his grandsons AR15.
>Start talking with him.
>Somehow get on the topic of Revolvers
>Mention my Enfield Revolver. Weight, long trigger pull, etc.
>Black girl cuts in, trying to get in the conversation.
>"H-heavy huh? Whats it meant to h-hunt?"
>Reply with "Germans".
>Me and the Fudd laugh.
>Black girl looks mortified.
>No longer allowed to work with her.
>>28255397
What the fuck, that's a good joke. Maybe the nigress should have gone to her history classes. Fuck her. You should lie about her stealing things for her cousin who's in a gang on some shit.
>>28255410
>lie
Haha good joke
>>28255410
Day/k/are is in full swing today
>>28255171
>walk into LGS
>looking for M1A scopemount and other stuff
>store is relatively empty save for a biker dude in leathers messing with a bolt gun
>gather what i came for and head to the counter
>guy at counter asks if i knew "that guy" referring to biker dude
>tell him no
>counter guy tells me biker guy said "not to sell anything to that guy" pointing at me
>both of us are confused
>chubby guy from other side of counter shouts "yeah that dudes really racist or something he thinks everyone is a terrorist" referring to biker dude
>counter guy looks at me and laughs saying "wow holy shit"
mfw some klansmen can't even tell a mexican from a mudslime
>>28255460
Designated shitting skin m8
>>28255397
>noguns friend wants a shotgun for home defense
>ask me to go with him and help him pick out a good one
>we look at several stores and get prices
>Walmart having a sale
>rem 870 with super mag receiver nearly 50$ cheaper than other store
>niggaboo behind gun counter
>ask to see the rem 870 by name
>"uhh what dat?"
>"the pump action shot gun"
>"Uhh, where it at?"
>point to the gun cabinet behind him
>"uhh, oh I see it"
>opens the cabinet and grabs an bolt action savage
>"not that one. The one shotgun, 6 guns to the right"
>"Uhhhh, this one?"
>points to a mossburg 500
>"no, one more to the right"
>"uhh, ok"
>hands me the shotgun and I hand it to my friend.
>he decides he likes it and wants to buy
>"Uhhhh, you want to buy it?"
>"yes"
>starts looking for a bar code
>"uhhh, let me get my manager. I don't know how to scan that"
>walks off leaving the shotgun in my friends hands
>manager comes over and grills the employee about leaving the gun out and not giving my friend the background check form
>"you went over this in training. This is your second fuck up. One more and you're gone"
>manager takes over, friend fills out background check form, all goes smoothly.
>MFW he just left us there with a shotgun.
>>28255460
>implying it matters
Honest to God I'm proud as fuck that I'm a white dude who doesn't look like a nu-male or other degenerate. I can't tell you the times when I've worked in costumer service that biker dudes n shit referred to me as "brother" N shit. God damn I love being white.
>Go to LGS last month to take another look at the SKS they had
>Nothing special, just a Type 56
>Still covered in cosmoline
>$300
>Decide to buy it
>Start to take it apart and clean it when I get home
>Later realize that it's a partial second production run Sino-Soviet
I know it isn't rare, but I'm still pleased with it. I love my LGS. They have about 8 cans of surplus 7.62x54R priced at about $140 each. They even gave me two cable style gun locks for free when I went to buy some, and I hadn't even bought anything that day. They're pretty based.
>>28255460
>Mexican not Muslim
>burritos not bombs
>sopaipillas not sharia
>piñatas not pedophiles
>>28255460
>implying Mexicans aren't more of a threat to America than Muslims
There is a reason why until 1965 we had almost no immigration from Latin America
I used to work at a dicks sporting goods at the gun counter so I have a few stories of fudds, crazies, and dumbasses. If anyone is interested I'm willing to share.
>go to lgs to chat with the owner and look at handguns
>he asks me where I'm from
>tell him I was born in Iran
>Jewish guy from the Judaism center nearby comes in to give invitation to some Jewish event
>had the little hat, full beard
>asks the owner of I'm Jewish
>he says I'm Iranian
>Jewish guy starts ranting that he shouldn't sell me any guns because I'll take them and sell them to people in my country and commit terrorist acts
>haven't said a word whole time
>owner says it's not any of his business and when he was young his country, South Africa, was a pariah state and if I need to protect my people he had no issues with it
>just standing there the whole time not saying a word
>Jewish guy asks if the owner will go to the Jewish event
>I just want a CZ 75
>>28255619
By all means, post away
>>28255619
Sharing is caring.
>go into favorite LGS
>fingur fucking 1903A3
>old guy comes in with a bunch of rifles
>two Winchester pump action .22s
>one is a 1934 Hex Mosin
>other is a pre-1900 Swiss bolt action
>All of them literally rusted to shit.
>"I got these here gunz dat mah bruther owned"
>"He dun brought this'in back from Korea" (in refrence to the Mosin)
>"These ones real old so I think its worth lots of money!!"
>then states that his brother died in 1963 in a car accident so he put his brothers guns in his barn and sat there till a week before.
>Owner looks at the rifles. Is horified at the mosin.
>cant open the swiss rifle at all
>Old guy asks how much he will hive him for all of the guns
>"All of them together they is about 3000 rite?"
>"If you give me 2500 they all yours!"
>The owner tells him that none of them will ever shoot again
>tells the guy that he will give him 100 bucks for all 4 rifles
>Old guy is mad
>DATS BULLSHEIT THESE IS ALL REAL OLD THEY WORTH ALOT OF CASH
>Owner says in the politest way possible that he is an autistic retard
>Old guy wants 175
>Owner wont budge off of 100
>Old guy gets mad and yells 175!!!
>Owner says no again
>Old guy takes 100 bucks and leaves in a huff
RIP Korean bring back Mosin and Winchesters
>>28255625
That guy's a real jerk
>>28255643
>mosin from Korea
I just
Don't
What?
>>28255625
Jews mang...
>>28255663
Not impossible.
>>28255305
Yeah she's right though. The fucking kebab fucks that aim like idiots are fucking us right now. I feel like we haven't gotten back at those shitskin fucks. I wish so bad that we can make them Carthage 2.0
>>28255663
Thats what the guy said.
>>28255625
OY VEY ITS ANUDA SHAOA
>>28255681
Can't salt the desert m8
Though in all honesty I would not be surprised to see hajj riding an elephant
>>28255619
>helo guise I have candy 4 u but you can only have some if you say please
PROCEED U FAGGOT
>>28255663
Also it had a duffle cut so it was a bring back
>>28255663
There's dudes that managed to bring back PPSHs and DP28s from Korea through the system at the time.
Shit, up until 1968 you could bring back an AK if you wanted. Of course this changed so now there is no reason to ever go into the service.
>>28255643
>Owner says in the politest way possible that he is an autistic retard
Holy shit kek
>>28255625
>was a pariah state and if i need to protect my people he had no issues with it
BTFO
T
F
O
>>28255619
that is the point of the thread, yes.
>>28255305
not a prepper but i believe in those things too
also for being a paranoid she doesnt seem to grasp that nato could wipe them off the map if they were an actual threat
>>28255766
>An actual threat oh 4 attacks this year killing 10+ each time in the USA and Europe is not an actual threat eh?
>>28255785
Not him, but to be honest... not really. Illegal immigration is a much more pressing matter in the US than "muh terrorism" but it's an ugly problems with an expensive and ugly solution so no one wants to talk about it. The economic damage and strain has probably killed more people than all these recent terror attacks in the US.
>>28255785
In the grand scheme, no it isn't.
We kill hundreds if not thousands of sandniggers every day either directly or inadvertently.
>Nogunz guy from CA
>Visit my friend in Dallas
>Go to a gun store for kicks
>Place is empty
>Quietly look at the pistols
>See a .380 that I'd like to use for self-defense
>Really overweight white guy in his 50s with a marine haircut comes over and asks me what I'm interested in
>Says I've never own a gun, but if I did I'd maybe like the small .380
>Suggests I may want to look at 9mm or .45 pistols for better stopping power
>They look too big for me to conceal carry on my body comfortably
>I say maybe, knowing I haven't honestly haven't done enough research on them
>He says well if I have anymore questions he's here to answer them
>I say thanks
>Browse around a bit more and quietly leave afterwords.
N O
G
U
N
Z
>>28255785
Yeah, a few hundred people out of hundreds of millions is a fart in the wind. It only stinks for a second. They're not a huge threat to the West, but we should still annihilate them.
>>28255810
>N O
>G
>U
>N
>Z
That's not how you do that.
>>28255808
And yet the attacks haven't stopped
Please head to /pol/ timfoil hats are all the rage there
>>28255577
Yay you saved like 30$
>>28255829
>timfoil hats
>>28255829
you can't win when you wage war against a concept.
"war on drugs" never worked. "war on terror" will not work either.
plus it's bad enough when you start a war half-assed, then leave a vacuum to make the situation worse than when you left it.
>>28255829
I'm sure they will take cukservatives as well there, faggot.
>>28255867
I don't think so, Tim
>califag here
>walk into Big 5
>roam around the store looking for things to buy for about an hr
>finally work up the courage to ask the guy for mags for my 10/22
>"do you have any bx-25 mags"
>he responds "no, the mag capacity limit in California is 10 rounds"
>I tell him that its different because its rimfire
>he just tells me "no"
>ask if they have any 590A1s in stock
>he says they have 590s
>tell him "nevermind"
>he looks pretty frustrated by now
>so i just proceed to walk out the store without buying a single item
>tfw I usually do kinda the same routine at other stores that sell guns in areas that I don't live in
>>28255829
>And yet the attacks haven't stopped
Because Islam is a religion which lends itself to being largely incompatible with western values. It necessitates that Muslims live with other Muslims in their own communities, and then when those communities become marginalized they strike out. There is a large portion of the Muslim world that sees Sharia as the only rightful system of law and life and they will try to enforce it within their own communities and bypass due process and all the other advancements we've made in governance since Muhammed first stuck his dick in one of his child brides around 610 AD or whatever the fuck. Fuck him. Fuck Islam. However the terrorism isn't the threat. In Europe it's cultural annihilation, and in America it's just a distraction from our own problems of cultural annihilation.
>work inna gunshop
>some people are really nice
>some people smell like fucking dogs
>seriously how do you leave the house smelling like that?
>>28255903
>i tell him its different because its rimfire
>tfw you know that the shop has 5 M&P shields 9s enroute to the shop
>tfw I get first dibs on everything that comes in
>tfw ammo or firearm scarcity only applies to me if our distributor is sold out
>>28255577
We give out shitty cable locks for free. I strongly suggest that you find something to secure your firearms that cannot be defeated with pliers and a flat head screwdriver.
>>28255973
while he isn't right, he isn't exactly wrong either, cali law excludes .22lr from the mag ban.
>>28255460
Mexicans are bro-tier. The ones I deal with usually can't afford top shelf firearms, but they're always pleasant and willing to learn. Also, despite being low income, they consistently buy stuff when they come in, unlike boomers and normies
>>28255625
You should take your business elsewhere. Fuck those guys for treating you like that.
>>28256264
The owner defended him.
>>28256166
The cables are only a temporary measure.
>>28256498
Reading is hard for tripfags. They are not the brightest.
>>28255305
give me her number so I can marry her
>tfw no paranoid racist prepper gf
>>28255617
Are you aware that the US has had a net outflow of Mexicans since 2006?
>>28255903
>>28255973
>>28256180
Fixed .22lr tube mags are the only exemption. Removable box mags are still limited to 10 rounds regardless of caliber.
Just another reason why lever actions are great.
>>28255785
Terrorism is an exaggerated non-issue
>>28255397
>Go to Walmart to pick up ammo for muh new SXP.
>Head to gun counter
>Nigress cashier is joking with coworker.
>Point to a box of winchester ammo
>"Hey, is that double aught buck"
>"W-what? I don't know"
>srsly?
>"Can I come back and check?"
>"No"
>"Fine, I'll take that"
>"Sorry, the key is dead, it'll take 4 hours to charge"
>She's laughing
>Fuck this
>"Can I speak to your manager?"
>Wipes the smile right off her nig face
>Walks off
>Comes back with a new key
>Opens case
>Rings up ammo
>"Have a nice day"
Fuck walmart.
The only reason I go there anymore is they're the only place that carries Tula 7.62x54r
Pic sorta related, I found this in a Cabelas
> $247
>>28257174
What the fuck am I looking at!?, the picture is so bad I'm not sure what it is?
>>28255905
DESU this. i can't find it, but there was an article about how a town in Michigan elected a majority Muslim city counsel, and they started to bumfuck all the progress we've made.
>>28255171
>In lgs
>Some man and his son looking at ammunition
>Dad tells them they need .223
>Son goes to grab a can of 5.56
>Overheard them and decide to be a good guy
>Tell them it is a bad idea to use 5.56 with a .223 rifle
>Son tells me I don't know shot
>Dad doesn't know who to listen to
>I tell them why they shouldn't
>Son tells me to mind my own business
>Tell dad that he really shouldn't and walk away
I really hope they listened.
>>28257267
I think that's a nugget with a really fucked up front sight.
>>28257452
No guns faggot here.
Can't you use .223 in a 5.56 gun but the other way around is a terrible idea?
>Be me
>Be white male 6'1 with a full red beard and a bald fade
>walk into my LGS to pick up some .300blk & pmags.
>weird couple walks in.
>they look at me in a strange way and give me strange room.
>They keep whispering to each other and throwing nasty looks at me.
>I just ignore it.
>They start talking to the employs.
>Every now and again i can hear what they are talking about.
>Every other word is mooslimez
>The two weirdos are getting more and more irate.
>They start yelling about how all the store employees are terrorist sympathisers and race traitors for allowing a dirty mooslime terrorist to be in the shop while pointing at me.
>I'm dumbfounded
>The owner tells them to get the fuck out
>They leave while cursing and yelling insults.
>>28257596
Correct.
5.56 barrel can shoot both.
.223 barrel can only shoot .223.
>>28257596
Yes and no, most .223 rem. guns use a .223 wylde chamber and not a true .223 rem. chamber.
>>28257642
Ah, thank you comrade.
>>28257596
Almost every manufacturer in the world makes there guns to fire 5.56. It's a liability isue since they can't prevent people from firing 5.556 in a 223 barrel.
In every country but the US and Canada they follow the CIP data and the two are the same round anyways.
>>28257603
Well, are you a muslim?
>>28257711
No, i'm agnostic, but i like the idea of reincarnation.
>>28255663
What's surprising about this, what do you think the Norks used?
You guys ready for some bullshit?
>Be me
>Looking for a carry piece
>Budget for it
>Go in
>Test fire some
>Decide on a M&P Shield 9 Compact
>Start filling out the 4473
>Have a few guns, so I know what I'm doing to a degree
>send it off
>Half hour later a couple of cops walk in
>"Are you Mr. Anon?"
>"Uh, yeah?"
>Proceed to get nearly arrested for unlawfully trying to acquire a firearm
>I had been wrongfully diagnosed with ADHD when I was about 6
>Got put on meds
>Dropped them when I was 12 and went on with my life
>Well
>Turns out someone, somewhere filed a paper with my info on it almost 11 years later
>This legally barred me from buying a firearm
>I was in a legal sense mentally unfit to own a gun
>After talking it out with the cops and the guy I have bought firearms from a few times
>We all conclude this is a paper error
>I can't buy the gun, but the cops don't haul me off
>Spent the next two years following this paper trail
>Found the source of the trouble
>They insurer and the doctors office I was going to at the time of the false diagnosis
>They drag their feet
>At least until I threaten to get a lawyer involved
>Within a week I am legally able to buy firearms again
>mfw some cunt filed an 11 year old piece of paper with a false diagnosis with the state and it got me barred from buying guns for two years
>>28257174
Is your front sight crushed?
>>28257806
I still would've sued the shit out of them, their error cost you the right to purchase a firearm.
>>28257806
What state?
>>28257956
Arizona
>>28257806
How would having ADHD make you be considered mentally unfit to own a gun?
>>28256720
haha in some regards cali gunlaws are worse than canada gun laws
>>28255603
>pinata not pedophiles
How do you find a job at a gun store? I'm a college student and would be completely fine with stacking shelves if it got me a discount.
>>28255785
97 terrorist attacks since 2011.
Fuck you.
>>28257174
i think you overpaid. a dollar per pixel seems a bit rough
>>28257596
.223 may not have the presure to cycle a 5.56 bolt and 5.56 may have too much pressure and damage a .223 reciever
It's generally just not a good idea to mix them
>>28258114
muh laws to protect from shootings say so!
They work guys, trust me!
>>28257452
Did you check the box? Was it 55gr standard crap you see everywhere? Then it is fine.
Only when you get to 62gr and above is when you need to start worrying. 55gr is fine.
>>28257806
That's absurd. I was correctly diagnosed with ADHD when I was young and was given Ritalin for a couple of years. This had no effect on my firarms rights and I live in The Peoples Republic of Failachsetts.
>>28258407
That is the problem with his case though. They assigned that he was mentally unfit, and in most of these cases it is because the doctor's practice is absorbing funds from the government. Finding mentally disturbed young kids that need true mental help through a institute is grounds for grant money and government funding.
They probably filed him under it, collected fraudbux while just having a normal session and giving him ADHD meds.
IMO I would talk to a lawyer. He may have a case.
>>28258316
>might not have the pressure to cycle a 5.56 bolt
this is not true at all
>>28258000
>>28257956
Holy shit.
What other states have this bullshit law.
I was diagnosed with some shit and given Zoloft because I was fucking freshmen, partying/drinking and ditching school. This was at least 8 years ago and I have had no problems buying firearms over the past 6 years.
I really have no idea what they diagnosed me with. But now that all Penis in Vagina sex is rape do I have anything to worry about?
>>28258490
Oh yeah, and they (parents/shrink) outpatiented me for "Alcoholism" because I got busted for underage drinking at a party.
2x weekly pesudo-aa all day therapy shit.
>>28255868
>"war on drugs" never worked. "war on terror" will not work either.
You sound as though you sincerely believe the intent was to destroy the enemy in either case.
>>28255903
I'm from Cali
Are you fucking new here
>>28255868
it would be pretty simple to deport the Muslims though. religious suppression works. Ask the Andalusian Moslems or the Roman heathens. Or shit, ask the Hungarian Lutherans.
>>28255559
I think he was setting you up to get shot by cops.
>>28256710
Quality over quantity. All the useful Mexicans are leaving and the shit-tier ones are sneaking in illegally, so we get a smaller, less useful, less skilled, less English speaking work force in exchange for good ones.
>>28257806
The fuck?
I have severe ADHD, and am on more meds than I can count. I've never had a problem buying guns.
I went full autism at my LGS
>Walk in to pick up my yugo SKS I had transferred
>always get delayed on NICS even though there are only four people in the US with my name
>decide to try and make small talk
>"hey, you hear about that hearing protection act bill?"
>guy responds with "yeah that shit's not gonna pass. I've heard about it about 100 times today"
>"oh...ok"
>sit in silence for about five minutes
>walk to room with all the guns in it
>asian employee walks in, asks me what i'm getting
>"SKS for right now to jump on the slavshit cheeki breeki train"
>looks at me funny
>"but I've been looking for a five-seven for ages"
>guy says "oh what would you use it for?"
>"....shooting"
>walks away
>third employee on his computer in main room, walk up to him and say "oh shit is that ubuntu?"
>he turns around like I scared the shit out of him
>"no its windows 7"
>"oh... never mind"
>NICS finally goes through, he hands me boxed SKS
>"Hopefully there isn't too much fuckin cosmoline on it, huh?"
>guy just stares at me
>leave
>>28262005
>meming irl with people who don't meme back
>>28262005
>"oh shit is that ubuntu?"
>"no its windows 7"
top kek, why did you even ask that?
>>28262005
>>28262059
dude was using a stinkpad, and I could have sworn i heard the linux mint boot sound
I had to go full /g/ay or die trying
>>28258168
find store
see if they have openings
submit resume/application
wait for callback
repeat
if its a local store then you try to get on the good side of the people too
>>28255397
>black people are deeply sympathetic with Germany
>>28255688
No, But you can glass it....
>>28255577
>can of 7.62x54r
>for 140 fuck mothering dollarydoos
Anything more than a hundred is a goddamn ripoff. Shit, anything more than 90 is a goddamn ripoff.
>>28255688
Yes you can. Not sure why you'd dump salt in the dessert but if you really wanted to... I mean there are a few desserts that you're actually supposed to salt!
>>28255305
>FEMA camps
These already exist. Citizen re-education camps. It's on the goddamn army website you retard.
>>28262227
>re-education camps
The worst part is you still have to pay for tuition.
>>28255381
This one was funny asf thank you
>>28262005
I'm pretty sure you're just autistic.
Your social skills are horrendous.
Learn to read cues and when to say or not say anything, holy fuck.
>be 21
>first time in lgs
>normally just went to fud-mart
>Looking for my first pistol
>many boners were had over the Walther P99c AS
>ask counter guy if I can rub my sweaty lustful hands on it
>Sure! Rub away!
>hands me Walther
>das it mane
>suddenly smell weed
>dindu in the store
>"aye nigguh you got any uh dem glocks?"
>yes sir
>"where dey at doe?"
>They are right here
>he points to Glock section
>"my cuudin done tole me dat he got one foe $140 last week? Was dis shit mane? 500 bucks? mane dis buuushit! Dont ebin look like a glock mane. You tryina rip me off bruh. I want dis one foe 140 buck rye now."
>Here sir, I think you might be thinking about the Hi-Point pistols. We keep those close to the register.
>"dats wut I said nigga, I wanted a Hi-Point glock foedee rite derr."
>points to Chrome Hi-Point C9 that kinda looked like pic related
>Okay, here fill out this background check form and we will get things going.
>he fills it out while I discuss possibly getting a cheaper gun for my first like a Taurus pt11, holster costs, where to get my ccw papers at for cheap.
I shit you not he said this
>TEACHER! Aye, teacher! I'm done nigga can I have my gun now?
I live in a state where we don't have the waiting period, extra points if you guess where.
>Let me run your papers, we have some supplies for that you might want to look at before you purchase it.
>"You got dem xtendo-clips?"
>No, we dont sell clips here.
>"NIGGA I SEE CLIPS ERRYWHERE"
>I'll help you after I run your papers.
mfw the owner ran background checks though the cops and he had several outstanding warrants. He called the cops on him. He was arrested for possession with intent to sell and several felonious warrants.
mfw I bout that hi-point and the taurus
mfw I have no face.
>>28262599
he dindu nuffin
>>28258306
kek
>>28255171
>be me, inna georgia
>walk into LGS, know the owner, he's pretty chill ex-military, let's me know when some cool surplus comes in
>there's a fucking beautiful artillery luger in its original case, came in to finger fuck it
>a family comes in
>girl about six, already has fat boobs, older boy is even heavier
>dad is a lanky-ass redneck with a Burt Reynolds stache, dressed in a wifebeater and camo Dale hat
>mom is queen of the whales, in disgusting yoga pants and camo hoodie
>WUHRS YURR SALT RIFLES?
>owner points to the rack, reminds them minors are not allowed to handle firearms in his shop
>mfw when not actually a rule
>mom finds a pink camo AR
>LOOK AT DIS WUHN BABY, ITS SO CUTE
>cletus nods dejectedly
>she grabs it, muzzle sweeps the entire store, owner gets kissed and asks them to leave
>I TELL YUH ITS MY MURICAN RIGHT TO SHOP WHEREVER I WANT AINT NOONE GONNA TELL ME I CANT SHOP HUR
>owner tells her to fuck off, never seen him this angry
>her husband tries to get her to leave, she shakes him off and continues arguing
>and then it happened
>a feeble, flabby hand of sausage-like fingers reached out and slaps him
>joy fills me as the owner takes her down to the ground and his son runs to call the cops
>cops arrive
>children crying
>cletus looks mortified
>cops taking the report compliment owner on bravery in taking down such a disgusting mass, drag her off screaming about muh rights
>>28262193
It's not 2012, buddy.
$140 for a can of nugget food is a good price
>>28255216
I must imagine in that line of work you get a lot of CoD kiddies and mall ninjas trying to impress you with all the shit they think they know.
>>28255577
>sks
>7.62x54r
You're gonna have a fun time
>>28255171
>Walk into LGS looking to buy first pistol.
>Zastava M70A with a $299.99 sticker price.
>Fondle it, feel it, inspect the barrel out of habit even though it's new.
>Ask the cash price.
>$274.99
>I'll take it my good man.
>Fill out forms, no problems, no waiting period. Feels good man.
>Get to register and whip out a $20 off coupon they gave out on black friday.
>That look of getting ass fucked when they had to charge me a fair price.
>Asshole still tried to take the 20 off the 299.99 so he had to ring it up twice because I ain't your average goy and called him on it.
Fucking love that gun. Pic related.
>>28255625
>not knowing persians are just Americans but brown
>>28263531
You sound like the jew buddy
>>28263562
>He doesn't like beating jews at their own game.
>>28255625
I don't get why Jews hate Iranian's every Iranian I've met stateside has always but basically white. Owned their own shop/business etc, and had wives that looked as normal as they were.
>1st hour of gunshow dealing with commandos and mallninjas
>some old guy won't leave our table after we denied him a discount on a glock 43 we put up for 400 usd
>literally walks around the table in circle talking about muh vietnam service and how he deserves the discount
>under aged looking gook walks over to our table and politely ask owner if he can get a bit of a discount on a glock 43 if he buys another gun with it
>owner agrees and the kid gets a baby eagle ii and a 43 for 825
>geezer starts flipping shit and calls us a communist and demand the gook hand over the glock
>bunch of cops come over seeing the gook being oppressed and escorts the geezer out of the gun show
>also got a 20 dollar tip for helping him pick out the baby eagle
>>28262005
this is the only gun store story that i've actually laughed at
>>28255559
>have good relationship with lgs owner
>never get carded for pistol ammo
>he walks away to deal with customers while I fingerfuck antique guns because he knows I'm trustworthy
>>28255559
>offered you a mossberg
You can't say he didn't try to help you
>>28263455
>2012
54R was under $100 a can less than a year ago you dumbass.
>>28255903
He's right though. The only way the law differs on rim fire is that you can have scary features like folding stocks and foregrips. Mags are capped at 10 rounds with the exception of tube mags
>>28263930
It's not less than a year ago, buddy.
Remember the import restrictions?
>>28262005
Holy shit anon I work with kids with autism and even the girl that tried to flip a desk onto me had better social skills.
>>28257806
>Just keep the crazies from getting guns :^)
>>28263531
Put a sick aftermarket grip on that badboy bro.
http://www.razorarms.com/home.html
>walk into non local gunstore
>always drove by this place so i wanted a look inside
>decent selection of guns on peg board behind counter
>floor has carpet?
>where are the employees?
>do i smell someone making eggs?
>jesus christ did i walk into someones house?
>young teenager walks past some doorway then immediately turns around and walks back through
>oh fug this is what i get for not paying attention
>begin to spaghetti my way to the door
>fat guy in coveralls walks through doorway the teen left through
>"You lookin' for somethin specific?"
>spaghetti solidifies to lasagna
>"ask how much for the RFB on the wall"
>"ugh we just got that in an i ain't even tagged yet but i think it's 900"
>kid wanders in saying something to the effect of "dad i dropped the hot plate again"
>fat guy gives me that look of despondent hopelessness
place was wacky as shit. Like it was a converted home that they turned into a gun store which i'm pretty sure is a zone violation or something. Never went back... it's on some bum fuck dirt road in south carolina if anyone knows of this gypsie gun monger
>>28257603
>red beard
>muslim
>muslim
>Irish shitskin
Why are you posting your fake oppression stories on /k/?
Why is almost every LGS story about unreal racism?
>>28259248
>severe ADHD
>>28264650
Not him but I have it too
Yes, it's a meme diagnosis that hack elementary school psychiatrists give to every boy in the school, but some people do actually have it bad and need meds
>>28257174
>Go to Walmart
>Ask guy behind counter if they have any .223/5.56
>Late in the day so most ammo is out of stock at the moment
>"Well, we have this, it's 100 rounds for $35 dollars though... Let me check"
>Finds a few boxes of American Eagle
>Mentions that it's the lowest cents per round they have, besides Tula
> Says they have something slightly cheaper (Perfecta I think) but are out of stock
> Barely glances at my ID, says I'm good
> mfw he probably recognizes me by now
>>28255625
>>28263545
I find it hilarious when Persians think they are white.
>>28258857
>all the useful mexicans
>leaving
>when they have almost no job opportunities elsewhere
Not even mad, just curious where the hell you got this idea.
>>28263742
What gun show?
>>28264598
>place was wacky as shit. Like it was a converted home that they turned into a gun store which i'm pretty sure is a zone violation or something. Never went back... it's on some bum fuck dirt road in south carolina if anyone knows of this gypsie gun monger
Yeah, sounds about right.
>Weekend at home
>Dad asks if I want to go to LGS
Sure
>Drive there, little bell rings as we walk in the door
>Only the owner and one other employee are there
>Finger fuck everything, tell stories about hog hunts, discuss 1911s, fondle 10mm Glocks, laugh at gun grabbers sad attempts, generally have a great time
It's like /k/ The Gun Shop incarnate
>>28264624
>Wat?
I'm not Muslim or Irish. I just have a red beard. I haven't got a clue why they thought I was Muslim.
>>28255397
>"germans"
Hah, oh fuck
I can only imagine the look on her face. Jesus
Was looking at hollow points with a friend who just bought a new pistol when some faggot tried to sell him RIP rounds. Autismo got pretty assblasted when I called them expensive 9mm to .22mag converters.
>>28257806
I was diagnosed with ADHD when i was 6. Took meds till I was 19. Now im diagnosed with depression. Still no problem buying guns. Infact I just picked up a scary AK47 the other day with no issue.
>>28262005
Gavin McInnes makes it even better
>chilling in the LGS waiting for the owner to finish talking to a customer
>casually looking at shotguns
>suddenly BANG
>glass case I was standing next to shatters
>look down
>there's a knife lying on the floor
>look over at owner and customer
>customer has an "oh shit" look on his face and a cardboard packet in his hand
>the LGS also does knife sharpening and this guy was picking up a knife
>he forgot he was holding it while talking and flung it right out of the packet while gesturing
It missed me by about a foot and struck the glass butt-first. I would've only had a nice bruise if it had hit me but it was still kind of unsettling. The customer apologized a bunch and paid for the damage.
>>28257905
No, its bent into a pretty swan
>>28264598
Which town?
>be me
>a few years ago
>new to shooting
>using .38 revolver
>meet fudd on the range who sells me rounds out the boot of his car
>always wearing a Stetson cowboy hat and sunglasses and has a grey cowboy era mustache(he's like late 50s/ early 60s)
>show up to shoot one day
>see him wearing full cowboy fudd gear
>leather west, one of those cowboy ties southerners like to wear, chaps, holsters in both hips filled with SSA's, rediculous belt, bandoliers everywhere and of course, hat and sunglasses.
>toting a lever action rifle
>there's a cowboy speed shooting comp going on.
>few weeks later I end up discussing a new issue of some gun magazine we both read.
>point out some nice ARs
>yeah...I don't really like them military salt rifles much...I prefer lever actions.
>later on I go into the gunstore on the range
>middle aged, overweight fudd with thinning grey hair and a mustache manning the counter
>derringers and 1911's
>overpriced ammo
>finger fuck a type 56 and a M&P AR
>tells me Chinese AR's are some of the best because they have a thicker receiver, and says this is because the Vietcong exchanged captured m16's to the Chinese who later copied the design.
>tells me Norinco makes the best AK's
>decide I should leave sedirovich alone
>turn around and walk out door
>don't think I'll go back
>>28257174
>>"Sorry, the key is dead, it'll take 4 hours to charge"
What the fuck kind of lock mechanism is this nonsense?
>>28264961
> /k/ gunshop incarnate
>finger duck every thing
>1911s
>10mm glocks
>traps
>the gunstore owner
>dad
Yeah sounds about right.
>Went to Cabelas and bought an SKS on sale as my first gun ever
>Get home
>Oh shit, that's right, cosmoline. I forgot about this, /k/ mentioned that.
>Check the sticky
>Okay, mineral spirits, hot water, gun oil, etc... I'll go to the local hardware/hunting store
>Get to the aisle
>Shit ton of cleaner and whatnot, get overwhelmed
>As the clerk what is th ebest for cleaning cosmoline
>"We just use windex on all our guns."
>Fat guy in the aisle points out some black bottle cleaner
>"Use this, it'll clean it right out"
>"This bottle says it cleans out corrosive residue from surplus rounds."
>"It'll do the job just fine, kid."
>Another guy in the aisle approaches me once the fat guy leaves
>"Just use hot water and soap and lube it up with no.9" and hands me an orange bottle
It was like I was really posting on /k/, in real life.
>>28255577
>300
You're lucky I can't find one in NY below 500.
>>28265554
>NY
>>28263651
This, I used to live around the corner from a convenience store run by Iranians and they were all bro tier as fuck.
>>28265494
Acetone works too
>>28262599
Mississippi
>>28265774
>>28265494
Just use brake fluid boss
>Be me
>Customer at lgs
>About to buy gun
>One employee helps me
>I look around while employee grabs paperwork
>Two other customers walk in
>Other slightly overweight employee with thin rimmed glasses helps them
>The two customers are there to pick up their new gun after the 10 day waiting period
>Four eyes employee grabs the guns from the back and brings them to the customers
>Sets the guns on table and starts molesting the guns
>Puts his greasy face all over the stock
>Moves around tacticoolly
I didn't see the look on their face but I feel bad for them.
>>28265494
diesel dunking mate
gets all the commie out
>>28266251
>gets the commie out
>>28265246
>not having "bullet proof" glass
>>28266215
>brake cleaner
fixed that for you.
>>28263451
What store?
>>28264598
>RFB for 900
>breakfast being cooked
>you walked out on this deal
Can I get the address of your magic trashy gipsy gun store?
>>28266241
Where the fuck is there a 10 day wait?
>>28267899
Commiefornia
>>28255559
I wonder how many funs have mistakenly been brought up to the registers and resulted in an inevitable SWAT call?
>>28257806
Shit that didn't happen the story. There are only 2 responses deny or delay; both of which don't result in the police being called immediately. If the FBI/AFT want to talk to you it will be several days later at the address you put on the 4473.
>bring in my yugo m70ab2 to get the fsb straightened up.
>guy tells me all these romanian parts kits are junk and have have problems.
>tell him its a yugoslavian. Not romanian.
>tells me to buy a ras47 and how good they are
>chuckle, tell him no thanks.
>guy walks in and starts talking to the owner, asks what kind of gun (mine) he is holding.
>owner tells customer its a romanian ak
>>28268022
NO NO NO
I RECOGNIZE THAT BUS
THAT TILE, THAT PATTERN, THOSE ELDERLY LABELS.
I'M MOVING.
>>28257806
>You guys ready for some bullshit?
Bullshit is right, front to back. None of that ever happened.
Because it was the 90s and nobody actually gave a shit about kids, I was hurried from ADD medication to ADD medication in my youth, was even placed alternatively in "special" and "advanced" education programs and I've never had a problem buying or selling dozens of guns.
ADHD wasn't even on the DSM until 2013, and even after that it and ADD were classified a Common Axis 1 disorder, basically the candy-flavored vape of brain disorders (its_nothing.jpg). So what are you, 14, if you were 12 in 2013? Enjoy you're v&.
You're full of shit and I have the ADHD, autism and guns to prove it.
>black woman and her husband come in looking for concealed carry pistols
>sell them on the Shield 9 and a SCCY
>4473 done
>bullshit store paperwork done
>background check time
>DELAY
>explain delay and how to get UPIN
>explain that multiple background checks/multiple "investigations" (to include speeding tickets) can result in a delay
>explain that delays are randomly issued by the FBI
>YOU'RE RACIST
>YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE
>I'M A NURSE, I HAD TO PASS A BACKGROUND CHECK FOR THAT
>sorry ma'am
>SELL THE PISTOLS TO MY HUSBAND INSTEAD OF ME
>explain what a straw purchase is
>I'M NEVER GOING TO PICK THESE GUNS UP
>MFW she called the store to call me a racist
>MFW she got my white racetrator manager (3 black babies)
>MFW she came back after the delay and picked the guns up from me
>>28257452
Depends on the rifle. I've a .223 Saiga for 8 years now- several thousand rounds of each with zero problems. Course the Saiga has the loose tolerances of an AK.
>>28257806
bullshit story. You are only declared unfit if you are hospitalized without your consent, AND being a minor does not factor into this since minors legally have no say anyway.
Fabrication or heavily edited.
>>28257806
>test fire
Holy fuck, what gun store do you go to?
>>28268611
Do they not do rentals where you're from?
>Go to fudd store (read: Ass Pro Shop)
>Fiddle with a Mossberg MVP
>Old dude behind the counter tries to tell me it's based on an M1 Carbine action
>give him a look of severe unsureness
>Go to hand it back
>He freaks out and tells me I need to hand people guns with the bolt open and that it's a serious thing.
>Okay cool
>Leave and never come back
>>28265420
Despite the fudd telling bullshit stories, Norinco AK's are pretty good.
>>28255718
>mfw taking out my phone to find this thread and save this picture
>mfw i have no face
>>28264663
What's your state man?
>>28268611
Most stores with ranges allow you to try before you buy with used guns. One store I go to even takes the range fees off the price of the handgun if you buy.
>>28262599
CT.
I only say this because my coworker lived in CT, said he got to walk right out of the stores after purchasing. But the process of registration/licensing to own is killer. Other dude that works at my place of employment lives in CT, him and his wife have been waiting 6+ months
>>28263625
TO DEFEAT THE JEW YOU MUST BECOME THE JEW
Wise words, my friendo :^)
>>28265420
>Tells me Norinco makes the best AK's
This is true, gooks make AK receivers thicker.
>>28255171
>expensive sale right in the morning
that's a good thing
>>28255171
>>>/r9k/
>>28266777
It was a knife, you idiot.
>>28269081
>>28255560
>>28255617
back to /pol/, faggots
>>28255559
It was rem shit, nothing of value would have been lost if your friend walked off with it.
>>28257174
>>28257267
>>28257501
You can bend that shit back in place, but it'll be weaker.
>>28263866
>this feeling
I'm on the "I can wander behind the counter and grab shit as I please and even help other customers" tier
>>28257806
I have ADD, I'm calling bullshit
>Local convenience store has added a gun counter to it.
>Fuck yeah.
>They have a nice AR-10.
>Takes the clerk a few minutes to find it with me pointing.
>Awkwardly just hands me it.
>Never cleared it.
>Ask him if he knows anything about the gun at all.
>"No."
>Ask if he knows anyone here that does.
>He calls who I thought would be a manager but a random employee shows up.
>Hand gestures for the rifle, hand it over, he clears it twice.
>"What do you need to know about it?"
>He begins to go into full detail even breaks the gun down to explain things, puts it together again and asks if there was anything else I needed.
>Ask if he can sell the gun to me.
>"I can't, the boss sent these guys to be trained but skipped me."
>He walks away.
>First employee chimes in that they have 5.56 on sale for the rifle.
>My face at this point.
>>28255171
I fail to see the problem here, a man that's never owned a pistol wants info in something you are selling, at this point he is curious and interested in feeding his desire to want it and know more about it, every time he calls he is reinforcing this though process, remember, "people buy on emotion and justify their purchases with logic"
You sold a $2000 gun by just not being an asshole to a potential customer.
Much better than the floor sales rep at gunnies that i watched unsell a guy a pistol he wanted for home defense.
>"hi i'm looking fir a pistol fir home defense"
>>28258459
That makes more sense
>>28257174
>key is dead
>she's laughing
oh FUCK that
>>28268513
>.223 Saiga
Things in Europe are made to CIP standards, which regard .223 and 5.56 as the same. Any .223 Rem rifle made in Europe will be safe to use with NATO spec 5.56 ammo.
>Work a counter at a FredMeyer.
Most customers don't even know we sell guns, just walk around and past the counter blind.
>Get the usual fudds, the ammo scalpers.
>See a regular customer walk in one night, he asks if he can browse the concealed carry holsters.
>Yeah, dude, they are in that isle, you can browse all you want.
>He shuffles a bit.
>Set a mat on the glass case and kinda pat it.
>He lifts his shirt and pulls out his pistol from his jeans.
>Sets it on the counter, I clear it, size it up and put it back down.
>"I will be just a second, I got a holster for that."
>Come back with one, let him check that his gun fit in it, all seems good.
>Ring him up and he kinda looks at his loose pistol on the counter.
>Being a cheeky cunt I am I plop it in the bag with his holster and hand it to him.
>We both laugh.
>>28255397
You eat her butt yet?
>>28257267
If you can't tell, you can't guns.
>Shoot way into LGS.
>Shoot man behind counter.
>He shoots me back.
>We shoot one another for a good hour.
>Some shit got shot too.
>Shoot a gun I want, he gives me a discount shot for it.
>We shoot our ways and I shoot my new gun home.
>7 hours into a 10 hour shift
>5 of which were the old 'Nam vet rambling at me again
>I'm not in the best of moods
>3 people walk in the shop dressed like fuckin pirates of the carribean
>Probably just re-enactors
>Only one of them talks, and he has the worst fake Scottish/Irish/Australian accent I have ever heard
>He asks to look at our best black powder guns
>The two behind him both just hang back, and at this point I notice all of them are strapped with black powder pistols that I can't be sure aren't loaded.
>Not wanting to stray too far from the counter and the pistol I tell him we have an 1830's Bench gun in 36 cal for $3000
>"Nah, ah don't want anathing that expensive"
>I tell him our cheapest one in at the moment is a Hawken for about $200
>Honestly I don't remember exactly what he said, but it had to do with an expedition and how he was the leader.
>I'm just staying close to the pistol because these people clearly aren't re-enactors, they smell like shit.
>While I try to avoid eye contact and drop hints to make them leave he spies something over the counter
>In the pile of broken guns there's a CVS kit gun with a cracked stock.
>"Let me see that one boy"
To be continued, news article to come.
>>28255381
>fudd mecca
holy shit i kek'd
>>28269571
Lurking.
>>28269571
>I hate being called boy
>Hand him the thing and he immediately asks how much and offers 100
>I call the boss and ask if it's even for sale
>He says sold, I say sold
>Mr. expedition leader pulls out a wad of cash and pays me IN ONES
>I recount and hand him 2 back, he overpaid
>As soon as the sales done he laughs
>"Oh boy did I get yah! This is a real Hawken! Period, yah can tell from it having no marking here. This things worth $2000 easy!"
>I tell him it was a consignment so we wouldn't have made any money on it anyway (because my boss charges no interest)
>He's more interested in rubbing his false victory in my face
>Then out of the blue he asks me about the laws concerning no background checks on BP guns
>I confirm that felons can own them
>He asks if we have that law in writing, I tell him no
>He asks if I can print the law out, I tell him no
>He asks if I can hand write it for him for $5
>I agree, I just want him out of here
>On a scratch piece of paper I write out felons can own BP guns
>He thanks me and doesn't pay me
>EVENTUALLY he leaves, and in the mean time a customer I know walked in and watched
>He walks up to the counter and just looks at me
>What the fuck?
>"Yup"
>Well glad that's over with
>"Did you see what they have chained up outside?"
>No
>We walk over to the window and they have a fucking llama on a leash as they walk away.
>A fucking llama.
I work at a pawn shop and these were far and away the strangest people I have seen. The guy who owns the pawn shop near us came over to tell me about how they tried to hock him that rifle I sold them. Fucking ridiculous
http://www.bozemandailychronicle.com/news/dailyfeatures/a-story-you-couldn-t-make-up-a-traveler-an/article_d1566867-4d31-5159-a922-a36579d54cbf.html
>>28255903
>>28255973
>>28256720
>>28263974
wow, canada actually has better gun laws than cali in some cases
>tfw drum magazine on .22
>http://www.cabelas.ca/product/62029/gsg-ruger-1022-110-round-drum-magazine
>>28269571
I don't understand what's going on.
Got two as a customer.
>local Cock's Sporting Goods
>ignore all athletic stuff and go right back to their nice new recently renovated gun section because fattylogic
>as I approach I hear a sound, almost mechanical
"NYERNYERHUMINANYERNYER."
>round corner to spot that it's actually coming from a man who looks like he should be playing a dumb fat noble in a middle ages movie, or calling Clint Eastwood 'Blondie'.
>He's making some nice older employee's life hell, following him around talking at about 5,000 words a minute and punctuating it all with this awful laughter, and loud as fuck. Like worked in artillery loud talking.
>"gonnagetsomedynamitetwocountiesoverfishwithitnotlegalbutdontmatternoneNYERNYERNYERNYERNYERNYERmightneedsomelinefordatNYERNYERyouguysgotpistols"
>Clerk: 'No we don't.'
>"don't matter noneNYERNYERnotlegaltotakeabuckwithapistolinmystatenotthatit'llstopmeNYERNYERNYER"
>Oddly, I'm very used to redneckese, and while the dude must have been on something like speed, unlike most NYERNYER rednecks, his speech wasn't slurred or indecypherable, very clear and loud, just incredibly fast and NYERNYERNYER.
>"sayyouguysgotany44magnummightneedsomegoupmycousinswayoutinnahillsknowwhatImeanNYERNYERNYER."
>This goes on for like 5 solid minutes, topic strays every 10 seconds to something new. Surprise, the .44 was too rich for his blood in price and he wanders off.
>I ask clerk what the hell he thought the guy was on.
>"No clue, just thankful he didn't buy any .44."
>Moral: if you're such a lonely redneck you'll chat the Dick's clerk's ear off, don't hit the hard drugs first.
That one was kinda dull, but...
>>28269614
TLDR & too long didnt care, fuck off with your shit story.
>>28269630
That makes two of us.
>>28269667
>be outtastate
>at bigger gunstore kinda staffed by dudebro douchebags
>see governor, and they were the new tits on rits then
>do want
>do want very bad
>fingerfuck and pretend to be only semi-interested for like 1 minute
>marinara sauce dribble as I call the machined shoulder so you can't insert a higher brassed case than 45LC a 'medial ring'
>didn't realize until later that was only a horsecock thing
>$700 goes byebye
>transfer it to my state because this shop and my lgs have an agreement.
>fast forward to my lgs when it arrives. They just got a used one, for $650. Sunuva...
>whatever, newgun smell I figure, and the gun is on the counter in the case while I finish up the transfer paperwork
>planet fudd is a bit away this whole time, as was a skinnier guy at the counter who was eying a .410/45lc derringer
>special agent dana skeleton leaves empty handed
>planet fudd orbits my way
>I give space as to not fall into his gravity well, and he chats up the clerk
>fudd procedes to talk about twiggy's interaction, and comments "Don't know why you'd pay that for a derringer when these things are 650."
>He proceeds to pick up MY paid for gun from the table, guessing maybe he thought it was the stores or I was just looking
>horrifat fudd caked in years of backwoods inbreedin' grease
>his chubby digits on my new hotness
>I stand there horrified
>Clerk is a little too horrified/beta to speak up either
>He eventually orbits away
>treat the revolver like it's radioactive until I can get it home and hoppes bathe it
>still gives me chills
>>28269614
>kit gun
>for 200
Christ, and people will shit on people for trying to negotiate.
>>28269688
That makes me feel better.
So say i wanted to move to Montana, What's the job situation like? I have a "degree" in Industrial baking, are there many food factories out there?
>>28269229
Jesus Christ
>>28269681
Fuck off pleb, it was a story with a llama, a felon and all the strange rooms.
>>28265476
>Finger duck
>19
>Got my CCL owning mother to buy me a glock 20 with my cash
>First ever gun purchase
>Super ecstatic
>Head on down to LGS for ammo
>Just ordered 1000 rounds but I'm too hype and wanna shoot now
>"Y'all have any 10mm?"
>Fog Horn Leg Horn shambles out and presents me with three different boxes of extremely overpriced ammunition
>standard 180 grain fmj for a dollar a round
>Literally charging premium high grain federal defense ammo for plinking shit
>"It's a bit steep, don't you think?"
>I swear to fucking god he clucked;
>"Should-huh bawut a fowdey fhauve."
>>28269614
And I thought they were going to rob a bank dressed as pirates...
>>28269667
I have no idea what the fuco "NYER" is supposed to mean. Are you fucking retarded or is the individual in your story?
>>28265494
i acctually use mule urine to clean out the 3 sks's i have bought
it contains a chemical that binds to it and rinses it out with water
>>28269714
I can't say I've seen any food factories. Around Bozeman there are plenty of construction jobs, but that's about it. If you go North to Missoula there might be more restaurant jobs and such, given the resident hipsters' love of artsy fartsy food and foreign shit.
Have my rifle as apology.
>>28269749
Dis nigga go all the way to mexico to sit under a mule until he pisses for GMO free, cruelty free, gluten free, 100% corrosive salts cleaner.
>>28269747
It was the sound he made while laughing, swear to god I thought it might have been an animal or something at first.
Might be better transcribed as "Ny'r", but almost always in long groupings.
>>28269772
Thanks for the info m8. Some day i'll get there.
>>28263451
why are humble skellington rednecks always getting stuck with terrible whale families?
>>28269714
There's quite a few jobs looking for people in my part of the state, but they're typically at shitty wages - better than nothing, but not by much.
One thing to keep in mind is that Montana has a very high loony ratio, be prepared for everyone you meet to sperg out about aliums and black helicopters with mind control lasers and how Obama is a loominaty lizard. I've given up on even attempting to discuss intellectual topics with MT people.
>>28269805
they're only a tad bit flabby when they first meet the skellington. After marriage they go planetary.
>>28269832
Yeah, Trump supporters. All the Looney Tunes crowd are ardent Trump supporters and all the vets stand with Rand.
>>28269571
>not joining them on they expedition
>>28269845
>planetary
>>28269229
>similar thing happened when visiting Gander Mountain with father
>buying AK47 mags
>the guy hands over two different 74 mags before calling up someone in grocery 'who knows about this stuff'
>I had to stand there for 50 min as he chewed out the manager and guy behind the counter for being a dumbasses and made out the clearly embarrassed grocery guy to be the second coming of JMB
>mfw we don't even live in the same state, just visiting a family friend
The guy was either moved to the gun counter or fired...
>>28269832
I've never actually met someone who has talked about black helicopters but i did hear that Montana has a good amount of "militias".
>>28269856
Truth. Rand is the only gopper that I actually agree with on more than 2A things. That's still not saying much, but it's something.
>>28269888
feds plz go
>>28269907
I'm not feds, I'm state.
>>28269918
but then WHO WAS PHONE?
>>28269888
Well, as I was saying in another thread a while back, militias are fine in concept but horrible in practice because practically all of them are racist, fascist, and on the whole people that I do not want to be around especially if they're armed and know where I live.
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>>28255663
>Surprised that the norks were using nuggets
wat do you think they were using?
The Slavs hooked them up with bigtime with all WWII era weapons
>>28269936
Satan
>>28255460
Are you a citizen or not?
If citizen then help defend the country from enemies both foreign and domestic.
If non-citizen then gtfo.
>>28269713
People will shit on you for anything
>pay MSRP, get shit on
>haggle, get shit on
>over pay, shit cannon right down your throat hole.
>Inna Fred Meyer.
>Buying ammo for my 9mm.
>Get carded, no prob, hand over ID.
>I still get carded for beer, fuck it.
>Cashier won't finalize transaction.
>Calls manager.
>Manager comes over, looks at my ID and tells me they are keeping this.
>The fu?
>After arguing with them for a few minutes decide to park my ass on a stool, they said the cops are on the way anyway.
>What I can assume was a loss prevention officer shows up and looks at the ID, and doesn't detain me, just says "Well, have fun."
>Police arrive, manager smugly hands officer my DL.
>Cop has a scanner, scans it, looks at the manager.
>"This is valid why are we here?"
>All the blood fades from both the face of the cashier and manager.
>Officer hands me my ID, I ask if they can find a supervisor for this store above the manager.
>Manager is shitting his pants.
>Eventually one of the officers shows up with the store director, explains the situation.
>I apologize for causing a scene in his store, he apologizes for everything going on at the moment.
>I ask him which one of his employees should be fired for this.
>He says he will decide on that as soon as possible and gives me the box of ammo on the house.
>>28255171
I fail to see the problem here, a man that's never owned a pistol wants info in something you are selling, at this point he is curious and interested in feeding his desire to want it and know more about it, every time he calls he is reinforcing this though process, remember, "people buy on emotion and justify their purchases with logic"
You sold a $2000 gun by just not being an asshole to a potential customer.
Much better than the floor sales rep at gunnies that i watched unsell a guy a pistol he wanted for home defense.
>"hi i'm looking fir a pistol fir home defense">>28269235
So on the topic if add i guess i have it too lol.
Rest if the story:
Im looking for a pistol fir home defense
-you'd be better kff with a shotgun
But i want a pistol, whats your best one for home defense
-you should really get a shotgun for home defense its much better
I have a safe for the pistol already amd want to put something in it...
Goddamn the guy was practically begging to spend money there and the /k/ posting faggot that worked the counter basically turned them away.
Shit tier store, never shop at gunnies.
>>28263530
What makes you think he was going to try 54r in his SKS?
>>28269998
I don't understand.
Were they keeping your ID or the goods? Were they trying to scare you off because you looked evil to them or something?
>>28255171
>work at sporting goods store that sells guns
>bullshitting with customer, only guy in my department
>middle-aged guy on cane hobbles over, break off to greet him
>"morning sir, how can i he-
>in half a sentence the guy picked up a can of Blazer .40 (the one in the Plano can), lifted it over his head, and smashed it on the ground
>flips me off and hobbles off
>300 .40 rounds rolling around loose
>what the fuck
>I'd never seen him before either
>>28270064
que
