If you know a lot about gun or are just good with them you are automatically suspected to being ex military or law enforcement.
>be
>got a new job,notice guy I was doing my orientation knew a bit about guns
>started shooting the shit with him about Moa carry handle vs flip up ect
>he was marine corp pog truck driver and had a ccw in California no big deal because I live in a county that gives them out like its candy.
>we got together at lunch he talked to me and the. Another group came out and ask us about our units
>me refusing to steal valor even though I could of easily bs about being a sniper(especially talking about Moa bullet drop windage proper breathing ect)but I said didn't spend a day in the military.
>I know more than other navy member and another Air Force vet
>but still get asked from time to time about military service and I say the same thing.
>What is about most people who think you have to be a military vet even Hickok45 gets ask about this.
At least I am not like Cory from range time stealing valor
>you were in?
>yeah
>Oh.
the end.
>>28094371
>You were in?
>Yeah you bet man hoo-ah r-right?
>What MOS?
>Uh... t-thirty-one.
And then you end up on one of those stolen valour videos.
>>28094813
as a future 31b im almost ashamed:( i always wanted to do it
Thank you for your service OP
>Hey anon, are you in the ROTC or something?
>What the fuck gives you that idea
>You wear camo and you use the term "hump" to refer to lugging heavy objects about
>No, I am not in the ROTC.
If I was going to be mistaken for military personnel let me at least be mistaken for actual military personnel and not their self absorbed lickspittle
One of my managers asked if I served because I stand up so straight, that's about it.
>>28094300
>inna Air Force
>was on TDY at a muhreen base for a few months
>got stopped every five feet by a SNCO screaming 'AY DEBBIL CHECK UR FUGGIN HAIR'
>even when I wore ABUs
>they'd get assmad when I couldn't identify their rank
>but ultimately they couldn't do shit
eventually it became a game to us. Me and my buddies would grow out our hair to the max length and constantly talk shit about MUH CORE just to see their reactions
>>28094300
must say something about your personality type if people mistake you for military.
some would take it as an insult.
>>28095022
Had joint training with some m'reens and navy folk, we did the same shit. Pretty fun to call navy 0-3 a major and everyone in the Marines "marine" or "sergeant" haha. Got some of the Marines to grow out their hair pretty long on the top too.
>at kroger looking at brown eggs
>woman comes up to me
>"do you know where the organic apple juice is? You just look like a seasoned buyer of organic stuff"
>what
>>28094300
>It's May/June 2011
>NATO Libyan bombing is a thing
>Traveling during semester abroad in Europe
>Have giant Brit army surplus backpack that I use because it holds anything and everything and was cheap
>chilling at the airport in Bari waiting for a flight
>RAF enlisted comes up to me
>"Are you waiting for a car, sir?"
>"No, sorry. You must be looking for someone else."
I got it once in class because people thought I had good posture
>>28094300
>Visiting family in Commiefornia (driving from Ga)
>Wearing comfy as fuck jeans, white T-shirt, and fleck jacket
>(With German flags on each side mind you)
>Go to BurgerKing on the way to family's house (still about 70-80 ish miles left)
>Normal everyday shit- order burger, small drink, and go
>Get stopped at the door by some lady
>Ohgodherewego.webm
>"Thank you for your service sir."
>Lady then hands me $20 and leaves
>Wtf
>She drives off
>Wtf
>Get in car and contemplate whether or not it was a clever ruse
>Nobody's THAT dumb right?
>Enjoy whopper and coke
>Get to family's house
>Enjoy week long vacation and shoot at a shitty range
>To this day still wonder if that lady was serious
>be me at Walmart
>open carry muh glawk 17
>fresh haircut that morning too
>also wearing a suit
>soccer mom comes up to me says dude is shoplifting she thinks I'm metro PD
>tell her I'm CIA operative and she's blowing my cover
>I run away as fast as I can playing bond music on my phone
>be inna military
>noone thinks I'm in the military
>HUMINT so hard FISS wanna find me
>>28097813
She didn't give a standing applause?
The tipping was definitely ironic.
>>28097275
M8. He was just an illegal taxi driver.
He wasn't giving you a free ride.
>>28097227
she is calling you a faggot anon.
