Why haven't you purchased a Cold Steel™ Tactical Boomerang, yet?
https://youtu.be/b0fbEYhsGiY
It looks like a pretty useful SHTF weapon as it doesn't need any ammo and flies back to you if you miss. It also appears to be a pretty good breach weapon as well. I wouldn't be surprised if we start seeing quality weapons like these issued to special ops squads for when things really get hot in the field.
Your thoughts, /k/?
>>28090501
So all I need to protect myself is a wooden door? Good to know.
I don't want a sharpened metal projectile weapon flying back at me
>>28090501
>quality weapons
>>28090501
this is fucking retarded
now, that being said
would this be a good way to defeat soft body armor? Like it's basically stabbing someone but from about 10 feet away
also the delicious irony of killing an abbo with a boomerang
>>28090501
Because I'm not a fedora wearing weeb.
>>28090501
great idea!
>Not being a shinobi tier operator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7aT7O2AoaI
>>28091686
>Boomerang
>Sharp
>Metal
Pick uno, hombre
>>28092527
hahahahahahaha omfg what is thiiiiiiiiis it can't be real
>>28090501
>>28092527
Cold steel never fails to make me cringe
>>28092527
>people buy this trash
>>28090501
This is why people don't take cold steel serious.
>>28092527
That gave me some hardcore feelings
>Finally get to sleep
>Hours later hear a loud crash in the living room
>Wake up, turn on light and reach for firearm
>Stop and look over at the closet
>Bought a crate of tactical boomerangs from Cold Steel
>Grab a big handful of boomerangs
>Go down the stairs
>See two meth heads in your house trying to take the TV
>Pull out boomerang and throw it
>Misses and sticks into the wall
>Meth heads startled
>Throw another one as it spins around and brains a meth head
>Other meth head drops TV on his foot
>Throw another boomerang
>Hit TV
>Throw another boomerang
>Goes through the window and hits your car
>Throw another as the meth head hobbles away from the tv crushing his foot
>Get him right in the spine as he goes down, paralyzed
>Throw another one which hits nothing
>ecaf eht ni uoy skcams dna kcab semoC
>>28092896
That last sentence took me a sec, but now you owe me new sides.
>>28090501
Not all boomerangs are designed to come back, some just fly in direct trajectories.
>>28091686
>>28090501
those style of boomerangs dont actually fly back
>>28090501
Fuck off, marketing.
>>28090501
>>28093077
..what the fuck is the point of even shaping it like a boomerang then? Or calling it a boomerang?
Wait the answer is "Cold Steel" isn't it?
>>28090501
So what's the deal with dog the bounty hunter in these vids?
>>28090501
>americans dont understand the concept of a boomerang
>aboriginals used spears for what these Americans are trying to sell a boomerang for
Going to order a cold steel code 4.question is spear point or clip point?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWT1-_S-aYw
>>28093906
>Life on the edge of type 2 diabetes
I think these are cool, sue me
Obviously none of you retards have actually thrown a boomerang
It's not magic
It takes skill to make the thing come back to you in a trajectory you can easily catch
>>28094015
If by skill you mean about 15 minutes of practice, then sure
>>28093015
You joke stealing, board hopping faggot.
>Get cancer and die.
>>28090501
Looks like a typical toy for a neckbeard
>>28093458
Marketing.
>>28090501
If the fat man isn't doing the demonstrations himself I wont buy the product
>>28093458
The original boomerangs didn't return. They were pretty much just aerodynamic stick.
I bet this is banned in Australia
>>28094015
The bitch is it's entirely possible to fuck up and hit yourself perfectly with it, especially when you're moderately practiced. Anything that's awkward to catch; mostly kneecaps, in my case.
Boomerangs are fun as fuck; definately wouldn't want a sharp one.