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Discuss. I've wondered this myself. Anyone autistic enough
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I've wondered this myself. Anyone autistic enough to wear this stuff in public is ALSO autistic enough to be buried on the internet looking up military shit all the time. And online, EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF THESE PEOPLE.

So how the hell does this tend still exist in the modern day?
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>>28085541
it's like they don't know it's the current year
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>>28085541
Most don't and most in my area that do use the stuff for hunting.
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>>28085541
Closest i have ever gotten to full boit is wearing my m65 in the cold. Is that good cause or am i autistic for doing so?
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>>28085541
Have you ever met the guy that does this?

>Friend and I join USFS fire crew
>A fucking month into the season he gets a structural fire fighters tattoo with a hazel hoe and a pulaski crossed on it
>Fails out due to sheer inability to think critically
>Is now a choke setter

You don't apply logic to these people, you just fucking don't
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>>28085585

There's nothing wrong with wearing some of your camo for hunting, or your m65 when its cold.

Pic related is what I'm talking about.
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>>28085577
Is this the new Constanza?

I'm not sure I like it
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>>28085598
Honestly im guilty of wearing an army shirt in public.
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>>28085622
What like the grey PT shirt that says ARMY on it?

That's not terrible, or even that bad but that motard shit is what most would call "cringeworthy"
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>>28085622

I was too, back in the day. But I had an excuse, the internet wasn't EVERYWHERE yet, shit Facebook hadn't even come out. So I had no idea how autistic I was.

Kids these days have no excuse.
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>>28085598
The only people I ever see in public with the muhreen stuff is the middle aged moms of marines who are just proud of their babby, which isn't really bad.

Would an actual marine wear this stuff?
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>>28085630
Nah it was the green one with black lettering but i wore it because laundry day and i had just joined up so i was happy (barely 17 years old) git compliments from chicks because of it
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>>28085657
That's not bad, op is talking about >>28085594 shit.
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>Was a DI
>Be wearing the top part of my BDU (everything else normal clothing)
>Be in Los Angeles
>No need for sweaters or jackets
>I didn't have a jacket besides my BDU and it got chilly for the only day of the year so why not
>nametag off
>usmc tag off
>not an issue now
>no longer active duty anyways
>with Chinese girlfriend out on date
>walking in Natural History Museum by USC
>Young beaner security guard calls me out on my jacket
>"that's disrespectful to your brothers man"
>He's probably a devil dog who thinks I'm a stolen valor fag
>Ask him if he was a Marine
>He ignores me and continues to tell me it's disrespectful and asks me "Who's your Sargent?" lol wtf
>Get frustrated, get closer to him and put a knife hand close to his face
>WHERE YOU IN THE MILITARY?
>"I'm just trying to tell you it's disrespectful"
>Shut your mouth you little bitch, I can do what I want I earned the right, fucking autistic faggot
>Pushed his face a bit with the knife hand
>He didn't say anything
>I started walking away
>Chinese girlfriend recommends me to take off the jacket to avoid further problems
>Start telling her it shouldn't be an issue
>Hear beaner say once I'm already like 30 feet away say...
>"That's disrespectful man"
>Turn to him and start walking to him to whoop his a As
>Girl is holding me back as much as she can
>Get escorted out by 20 securties except for him

I'm aware i could have handled it better
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>>28085827

>be a marine
>freak out on someone in public over literally nothing, have to be escorted out by security

Sounds about right
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>>28085541
I don't get it. Like non military people wearing military tee shirts?
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>>28085827
>Pulling out the knife hand
>Not pulling out the knife

You definitely could've handled it better.
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>>28085898
Sounds about right but hes a DI, its in their blood to knife hand and skull fuck.
Pic related is mfw i got called stolen valor for wearing an m65 in public.
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>>28085827
How is it disrespectful? I don't get any of this... even if you aren't military isn't it showing support for the military?

Please explain this shit. It's fucking clothing. As long as you don't pretend to be Chris Kyle who gives a fuck?
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>>28085622
I used to wear an ASU Bahrain shirt all the time.
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>>28085931
Autism bro, the dude who blasted on me in the mall wasnt even military just a fat Republican dude in plad button up and beer in hand.
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>>28085906

No, like guys who join the military and wear those obnoxious graphic t-shirts that have a SKULL with TAN BERET and a KNIFE through it with a SNAKE and DOG TAGS and says 'RANGERS LEAD THE WAY HOOAH!!!'

Usually the people who wear them are kids who are DEPing, leave for basic in a month, and are signed up to be an 1171 Water Technician
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>>28085941
It's also the kids when they first get to their units, they can't really go much of anywhere except the PX, and "hey, I'm still really cranked up from basic/AIT and no real freedom before now, and this looks cool in my fucked state of mind."
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>>28085927
See, wtf happened, was it retarded vets getting too in to Facebook? I used to wear T-shirts for my dad's ship when I was growing up, I had tons of BDU blouses I'd wear over a T-shirt, a couple even had name tapes with my name (and nothing else) on them. People just saw someone wearing a camo shirt/lightweight jacket. Now it's "HURR DURR STOLEN VALOR" when it doesn't constitute that at all.
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>>28085622
After I got out I like to occasionally wear a unit or company shirt, goes good with a beard and out of regs haircut
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>>28085991
Exactly, like that one marine off duty due to a broken foot in cali was out shopping, he was wearing a standard marine corps shirt and 2 chairforce dudes jumped him and nearly killing him yelling stolen valor.
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>>28085541
Kids are stupid.

/thread.
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>>28086053
Boots* are stupid
/thread
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>>28085991
Claims of stolen valour really should be reserved for medals etc, things which have to be earned.
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>>28086041
This shit is breaking into Social Justice levels of retarded.
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>>28086077
No! Everything must be Earned! These kids, for example, are not on the Detroit Fucking Pistons team! They should be ostracized!
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>>28086077
Exactly, a shirt is a shirt, and someone wearing a military T-shirt or a kid in his dad's old BDU top is more than likely friendly to the military, so what's the big fucking deal?
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>>28086091
Its just self entitled boots thinking they are hard after combatives so they pick a fught with everyone. Instead of the bar they hunt down stolen valor and since they are barely worth a grain of salt they mistake stolen valor for actual valor and thus fuck themselves over.
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>>28085937
What a dick.
>>28085941
Okay thanks explaining. So if I wear an m65 jacket only king autismo will yell at me?
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>>28086107
Well the problem is not only retards getting ansy but the fact there are a few isolated cases of dudes using fake medals and ribbons to get benefits and shit from stores. My uncle and i busted a dude in his 20's in dress blues talking about fucking up hajji wearing a korean war ribbon
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>>28085541
Pussy
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>>28086111
Thing is, owning a USMC T-shirt requires zero valor. I own T-shirts for bands I don't play in, I own ball caps for sports teams and I couldn't make the cut for a single one. But I like those teams and bands, so I own some of their merch. Lots of people have T-shirts for branches of the military, and sometimes even specific units. They have husbands, wives, siblings, children, friends, and maybe just support complete strangers who are in the military.

They're like teenage kids in a punk phase, who kick someone's ass for being a poseur because he wore a Green Day shirt to school.
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>>28086135
Right, that would be actual stolen valor. It is against the law to receive federal veterans benefits without having earned them, and I'm sure it can be argued that it's fraud for you to get discounts and free meals etc. by claiming to be a veteran. What's that have to do with a person wearing T-shirt that says "FFG-25 U.S.S. Copeland" on it unless they start making false claims about having been in the US Navy?
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>>28086118

If anyone yells at you for wearing a fucking m65, do us all a favor and kill them
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>>28085827
>Get escorted out by 20 securties
Things that didn't happen: the post.
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Am I being boot-tastic for using my old issued tan camelbak backpack at college? I mean, it beats buying a brand new backpack.
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>be an actual infantry terminal lance
>get out
>go back to 4chan after 4 or 5 years of being absent
>find /k/ and make it home board
>knew of terminal lance comics, never read them while in
>civilians and teenagers post terminal lance comics very frequently

And I'm the autist. I'll wear my Iraq/Afghanistan vet T-shirt if I feel like it bitch.
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>wear m65 in 2012
>zombie hunter patch
>people thank me for my service

Huh...
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>mfw I joined the air force and have no need to wear moto tee shirts and tattoos everywhere because I'm a rational adult

feels good mang
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>>28086192
>and I'm sure it can be argued that it's fraud for you to get discounts and free meals etc. by claiming to be a veteran

it doesn't have to be argued, that is literally fraud
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>>28086309

You do realize the difference betwee na vet wearing a Iraq/Afghan vet tee and a fucking boot wearing pic related, right?
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>>28086302
nah man i wish i had one of those
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>>28086200
This.

Wearing surplus is fine, hell even wearing current issue shit without tapes or with joke tapes is fine if you're hunting or playing airshit, I wouldn't be caught dead on the street in a multicam jacket though, woodland combat shirt maybe.
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>>28086411

Mine has a bald eagle clutching the American flag. The only such article of clothing I have or occasionally wear. It's rather tattered and was a gift from my Dad.

>>28086302

Wtf the Army lets you keep your daypacks? That's gear we have to turn back in.
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>>28086504
>>28086504
>Wtf the Army lets you keep your daypacks? That's gear we have to turn back in.

It was Marines, and it wasn't an Assault pack/Day pack that you get with the ILBE or anything, it was a pack that we got going on deployment. Like FROG gear and shit. Got to keep all of that.
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>>28085541
>Be factory worker at Coke bottling plant
>See guy wearing a Coke shirt
>Chimp out and violently charge him because I know everybody on 2nd shift and he ain't one of 'em
>"MY FOREMAN FELL INTO THE VAT AND DROWNED LAST YEAR, YOU HAVEN'T EARNED THAT"

This is what stolen valor fags look like to me. I fuck military wives as much as possible specifically because of this shit. One of them went to marriage counseling and now the dude is raising my kid, feels good man.
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>>28086528

Ahh OK, that makes sense. Never got a daypack but I have a very nifty warm desert marpat "jacket/coat" they gave to all the SAW gunners because freezing ass off in turrets while everyone else nice and comfy inside the vic. Don't wear it in public obviously.

Use the backpack tho I would.
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Guys, everyone here is missing the point and thinks it's about stolen valor or wearing a camo camelback. It's not.

It's about those ultra-obnoxious tee shirts with huge call of duty-esqe graphics with text like "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION"

I think we can all agree those are the stupidest fucking things on the planet.
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>>28086555
When it's guys who are blatant fakers using claimed service to get praise/free stuff, it's justified. But now a lot of jackasses are going way too far with it.
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>>28086555

Not even a thread about stolen valor...

You're an idiot. Probably lying, but maybe not most dependas are hideous so, congrats??
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>>28086555
>dude is raising my kid,
While you pay for it.
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>>28086041
>chairforce
>nearly killing a devil dog

u wat m8
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>>28086696
>Broken leg and on crutches against 2 healthy males and are coming after him from behind.
If you think you can win with those odds you are a retard.
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>>28086724
If Jacky Chan movies are any indication, those crutches are weapons of mass destruction.
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>>28086729
>my sides
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>>28086724
>If you think you can win with those odds you are a retard.

sounds like perfect material for the Marines.
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My roommate works with a guy who got a eagle globe and anchor tattoo on his arm before he even went to the recruiter, then he got denied for medical reasons.
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>>28086611
Dubs confirm. Stupidest shit on the planet
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>>28086234
>hick who's biggest building is a mom and pop store in his down

You should travel there Bubba
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>>28086750

No. Why would you ever do that.
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>>28086750

Lol. That's even worse than the guy in my unit who got a motto tat with his bootcamp platoon number in it.

His second tattoo was his dog tags on his arm with his actual social security # on it.
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>>28086750
I knew a kid in high school who got the globe on his chest after merely talking to a recruiter. Everyone told him he'd get roasted for that once he was actually in but he didn't listen. Also knew a kid who got devil dog tattooed on his arm and then decided the navy was a better fit. He never heard the end of that.
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>>28087302
>>28086805

Holy fuck. I knew a guy when I got to SOI who had an entire side piece of a pinup girl say "Greetings from San Diego" and his platoon number and shit. Fucking never lived that down. I've been out for 2 years now and still don't have a single military related tattoo.
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>>28087497
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>>28086621
>>28086626
Top kek
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>>28087606

If that's an indication of what marine yumi comics are like, I'm glad the bitch died of cancer.

She also left a little cancer lying around, you.
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>>28087752

>popular

3 people on a Futanari Dating Website isn't exactly popular.
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>>28087606
This is what happens when we let women into the club
You get this shit.
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>>28087606
why is the text backwards?
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>>28087900

That's how the Japanese read their books, right to left
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>>28085541

Autism is going nuts because someone wore a t-shirt that said something they do or are into.

It's the product of angry young veterans that fail to adapt back into society and then feel righteous about it.
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>>28087999

To add, I think a bit root of this is guys not liking that other people are getting attention. Half of that is recognizing that it's a gaudy thing to do, but the other half is that deep down they aren't getting attention.

Guys that don't care about attention don't care if someone else gets it.
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>criticizes moto boot shirts
>announces this in the same comic strip
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>>28086102
>comparing 7 year olds wearing their horrible home town basketball team jersey to 20 something year olds trying to pretend they are military for financial gain.
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>>28085827
Yea, you fucked up mate.
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Am I autistic for wearing my waffle top as a sweater?
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>>28088201
You can't be this retarded. I refuse to believe anybody is this retarded
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>>28088285

Poorly dressed, maybe, but military issue waffle knit tops are pretty much the same as civilian ones except they're made of Nomex instead of cotton.
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>>28085827
this wasn't funny until

>I'm aware i could have handled it better

then it was kekworthy
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I wear my pt shorts all the time on lazy days. Nothing comfier. but here's my personal story:

>be sergeant
>get one soldier, pretty small kid, never curses, very skinny
>automatically assume he will not be a problem for pt, because how hard can it be to move 110 lbs on a run
>not even a year in the army
>he takes his first APFT, fails the run coming in at twenty two fucking minutes
>have serious talk with him, get pretty booty blasted because his only excuse is "I got tired so I started walking"
>personally run and train with him for three months every day after work, despite going through ETS process
>making 7 minute miles, not amazing but still passing
>he takes his next APFT
>22 minutes
>never been angrier, knife hand deployed
>after I ETS (about 2 weeks later), hear he was discharged for failure to meet standards
>two weeks ago changed his facebook picture to his basic training picture

moderate lel
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>>28088656
nothing worse than getting personally involved to make a soldier better and making a shit ton of progress just to have them give up.
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>>28087999
>>28088137

You guys.

How are the people on this thread so dense.

It's about fucking moto graphic tees and how fucking stupid they look. It's not about stolen valor at all.
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>all these people bitching about the comic being MUH STOLEN VALOR
Jesus christ it's about overly HOORAH/HOOAH recruits wearing army/marine/nameaservice shirts and fucking grunt style every day to show how MOTIVATED they are and how much they fucking LOVE the [BRANCH].
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>>28085541
I don't wear motto bullshit but i do wear milsurp shit from time to time.

Why? Because its comfy as fuck and i do not give a shit about what other people think.
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>get off active duty and be disgusting nasty girl
>start giving no fucks about hiding power level except trying brag
>wear green socks because they're everywhere now
>occasionally wear tan Garmonts because comfy as fuck
>use multicam assault ruck as school bag because comfy frame and no need to buy a new bag
>wear shemaghs because hipsterish and operatorish

There's no stopping me.
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>>28089043
>>28088896

Can you explain to a former muhreen

Why do Army/Nasty Girls wear their cammies so often to class. Like this one guy 75% of the time I see him he's in it. I thought they drilled like 2 or 3 days a month. He can't possibly have nasty girl shit to do on all of the days I see him in them, can he?

Is he just being a showboating boot, or is there perhaps a legit reason for it?

As for his rank I'm not sure, I normally sit behind him in class.
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i wear sofee green T-shirts and silkies when I am on leave.

Just don't get a stupid fucking haircut and look like a dumbass in the Atlanta airport.
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>>28089127
There is a chance he's ROTC at the school while he's enlisted.

There is also a chance he's an attention whoring faggot who thinks cammies will get him laid.

Either way, he's a faggot.
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>>28089147

OK. But even if he's ROTC (I goto a public state university) I don't understand why he'd need to wear them so often.

Are they holding formations on campus or some shit?
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>>28085622
Y'all are gonna have to pry my silkies and my waffletop out of my cold, dear hands. I wear them shits 9 months out of the year.
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>>28089188

When I was in ROTC, we had labs that required our uniforms every tuesday and thursday
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>be inna classroom
>some guy talks about his personal experience in the marine rangers as a 13 bravo infantryman
>talk to him after class, basically state "I know you weren't in the military, so stop that stuff. Just remember it's ok to be yourself man."
>he starts crying
>wat
>pat him on shoulder awkwardly and leave
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>>28089490
Anon was this you?
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>>28089127
>Why do Army/Nasty Girls wear their cammies so often to class?

I have no idea, honestly. The only time I ever showed up to a class while in uniform was to turn in some papers and immediately bailed out to go to drill.
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>>28085617

Don't worry, next year won't be the current year anymore.
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>>28085931
Chris kyle is already stolen valor. He didn't do a god damn thing and it was proven in court.
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>>28086338
HOLD SECURITY YOU FUCKIN BITCH.
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>>28085541
>Doug Funny joins the Marines.
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So when a marine or soldier is active duty and on leave, do they still have to wear their bdus or a dress uniform or can they go plain clothes?

Like reservists can go plain clothes right?
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>>28085622
Hi charles
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>>28085541
Whats the problem soldier boy?
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>>28093136

Yes we always have to wear our uniforms, constantly.

Except casual Friday, we only have to wear our glowbelts.
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>>28093178
That's one hell of a complete fucking wanker there.
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I wear a german Polizei jacket. I don't think someone is retarded enough to think I'm in a jackie chan movie and am an actual cop from Germany.
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>>28086411
I can't help but think having the word "failure" as the largest most prominent feature on a shirt is a design flaw.
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>>28086338
>air force
I hide my shame too brother.
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>>28095676

Kek
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>>28085541
Because new kids want to be proud and show off what they've done which is directly inverse to those who have been in for awhile. But like all things there's the "fucking boot" and then there's "oh, that guy has on X"

I mean, I'll wear some of my stuff out and about (silkies and waffle top are great under ski gear) and I have a few unit t-shirts I'll wear to the gym. I wear my boots in the winter too or if I'm doing yard work.

>>28093178
>That's actually a Dependa's car
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>>28093136
is this a real question? no, active duty doesnt have to wear any uniform on leave, nor should they. we can change out of our uniform into civvies immediately after work. Literally the only thing that made me put on my uniform outside of work was a military funeral for a family member
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Where would one get a decent M65 jacket?

[spoiler]Gunless yuropoor[/spoiler]
[spoiler]They look warm and comfy as fuck.[/spoiler]
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>>28088171
You sir are a mental retardation
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>>28093178

real fucking sick of this minion shit
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>>28088656
Were you in Ft. Drum?
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I like MARPAT ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ
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>>28095913

Penny - "Hey Sheldor, what is your catch phrase?"

Sheldor - "BAZOOPERS!"
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>>28086118

No, King Autismo will ask you where you got it and if it has the milspec stitching.

Edgy punks will yell at you.
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>>28086062

Ergo, boots are kids!

Which surprises no one.
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>be staff sgt in finnish defence forces
>go to murrika for vacation
>wear my surplus british dpm parka
>everything else is regular normieclothing
>having a beer in a bar
>some young guys come up to me
>"that's disrespectful man"
>"huh"
>"yeah man you can't just walk around pretending you're military, man. my cousin got shot in iraq, maaan"
>don't want to bother even trying to explain
>whip out my finnish military ID that also has text in english
>"how bout you boys fuck off"
>...
>thank you for your service
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>>28096141
Should have told them about all your friends you lost the law time the russkies invaded. They probably would have believed it.
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>>28093213

top fuckin kek
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>>28088656
Dealt with a similar issue with a soldier of mine back in the day. Kid just... Just couldn't do a fucking thing right. Heart of gold, but he just had some sort of fucking issue with being on time and staying in touch if shit changed during times I had to task him with minimal supervision. I tried to keep as much off of paper as possible, but some things just couldn't be helped. First Sergeant seeing the shit, platoon sergeant seeing the shit, etc. The breaking point was when he was assigned to Honor Guard. How or why he was picked was beyond me because as stated, the kid was a habitual fuck up. Anyways, Honor Guard had been releasing the team several hours before COB every day. None of us were aware because they never said shit to us and I had failed to think that maybe I should ask instead of assuming he was there all day everyday. Next thing you know, i'm getting my phone blown up by the sergeant major (who was one of the people who picked him in the first place) because he saw the kid walking out of the PX and stopped him.

The kid said I told him it was ok. When the truth came to light, the sergeant major got a hold of his counseling packet and pushed for separation after that. Shortly before his final out, he knocked up his girlfriend (who was fucking a few of his buddies, come to find out) and he traded in his shitty 24% APR car for a land rover with two or three times the price tag. No warning or anything to me.

I hear he's still with his girlfriend and he works for some delivery company now. The rover got repo'd. He called me several months back asking me if I knew the phone number for battalion so he could buy another company PT shirt since he had lost his or something.
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I still rag on nasty girls when I see their boot strings wrapped around their ankles like a fucking boot
>E-5 walking around the mall
>Everything is ccorris but his uniform is a mess
>Hes walking by talking on his cellphone
>"Oi Sgt why the hell do you tie your laces like a fucking pube patch?"
>E-5 actually has the balls to stutter at me
>"J-just how i was taught sir"
>Sir
>You cheeky cunt
>Stand up from my seat and walk towards him, nose to nose
>"Do not call me sir, I work for a living, now unlace your fucking boots"
>Sit him down next to me
>Show him correct way to wear them for a tight and near appeaeance
>Fix his fucking patches so theyre straight
>Give him a talking about being an NCO and all that goes along with the rank
>Send him off on his nasty girl way

Of course i didnt mention i was a Spc while i was in.
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>>28097218

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>>28095927
I miss olive drab.
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>got thanked for my service
>I was wearing a Czech m85 parka, jeans, and hunting boots
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>>28089188
What's really kind of pathetic is when people in ROTC try to go in the schools veterans lounge.
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>>28091265
>Believing anything Jesse Ventura says
>Thinking a Minnesota court, the dumbest people in America, could come to a fair conclusion
>implying Jesse didn't pay off the Jury
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I'm a left leaning college student in california, I use the military ID I have because i'm still on my parent's military insurance to go on local bases and buy cheap name brand clothes and food.
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>>28097761
seems legit
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>>28094973
Why? Why do you wear a Polizei jacket? It's not even cool, all it says it POLIZEI. Also you weren't a POLIZEI
I hate this "I'll wear a logo bcos coolness etc" Couple twats here I've seen with the Royal Marine Gibraltar Seal on their t shirts and definitely weren't Royal Marines (as in we are at Uni and the nearest RMR is 2 hour drive away+ one of them it was a weird race t shirt)
It's wearing it to LOOK like you are a cool guy but really aren't, just giving off the aura. I don't care if you've been in a service and wear a shirt, you did the deed to "earn" it. You weren't a POLIZEI and it probably look super dumb on you
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>>28085827
>I'm aware i could have handled it better

That last part makes me want to drink with you.
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>>28095725
Proudness is great. Half of the reason I am joining up soon (UK here, gonna press apply to Royal Marines in the New Year/Feb as I lived abroad and may have problems with some of the paperwork and I am looking for a June-September 2017 PRMC) is because I need to achieve something big... The USMC is also a great achievement during the "Crucible" stage or wtf you call it, much like the 32 weeks+ the 4 Commando Tests for the RM's
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>>28086309
Bruh that isn't being an autist at all, if anything that's praise worthy. The comic is aimed towards boots or people who just enlisted.
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>>28086302
No, that's being economical. Be advised though, some douchebags at my college campus a few years back would throw trash at people they thought were in the military. Fun times.
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>>28086611
This.

You can wear your shit, just don't be obnoxious about it. Then again here in Detroit or in Chicago people aren't exactly fond of us.
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>be me
>non motto e4
>on leave
>show up at airport with gorgeous out of regs hair
>no mil related tats, well none at all
>wearing normie clothes at the terminal
>only giveaway is this nike bag with molle on it
>mil?
>yep
>board first on plane
>finally home in CAlifornia
>oh hey anon you're back
>get drunk with bro and cousins
>avoid bad foods so that I can still fit into dress blues
>do my best and not fall into their guilt trip thinking that i should eat more
>this is every fucking day when im home
>senpai gets upset because i dont eat a truckload
>run 6 miles a day because no gym membership
>more drinking
>tell them big news going oconus
>a lot of reactions
>leave
>come back with a little extra from this meager sea pay
>save it

the end
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>>28088656
Well you tried...
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>>28085827
>I'm aware i could have handled it better
You handled that fine. You could have written a formal complaint though, really easy to get a rent a cop fired.
>Hear beaner say once I'm already like 30 feet away say...
>"That's disrespectful man"
As your walking away like a little bitch, kek
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>>28086053
>>28086062
Threads* are stupid
/thread
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>>28097708
>Implying Chris Kyle wasn't a lying, braggart fuck who only got the confirmed kills record because in Gunny Hathcock's time the requirements were a lot harder
Yeah, Ventura's gone off the deep end these days with the conspiracy theory shit, but it wasn't his fault Kyle got murdered mid lawsuit.
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>>28097653
>veterans lounge.
Is this strictly a "US" thing?
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>>28096141
t-thank you for your service
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>>28086338
>that squat
>that ass

Give
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>>28098183
Not all schools have them. Ours also has the office for the schools VA rep. And I'm halfway convinced that part of the reason there's a vets lounge is to insulate the overly liberal SJW types from the lack of "political correctness."
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>>28097791
>having a cunt calamity over other people's clothing
>in a thread about autistic retards getting mad over clothing

On second thought, continue as normal.
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>>28098170
Not to derail the thread, but in my eyes Chris Kyle is veiwed as a mythic figure for the same reason as Vasily Zaytsev. It's a propaganda thing, it makes people believe that they can be just like these "heros". I don't know how I feel about it to be honest.
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>>28085541
>So how the hell does this tend still exist in the modern day?

There is a fucking cube thread right above this one and you're asking this question? You want the answer just go look at those faggots. Same shit, different lube. .
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>>28098363
Zaitsev was a cool guy, though, and earned what he had in one of the most brutal battles of the war.

Kyle got easy kills, often baited, in a low intensity conflict, wrote a book with several blatant lies to make himself famous, lied about donating profits to charity, and got caught being a douche.
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>>28087654
>I'm glad the bitch died of cancer.
Did she really died or are you just that much of a cunt?
Hating on YUMI!!, the fuck is wrong with you.
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>>28098490
Yes she bit it a while back.
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>>28095913
Not loving minions...why even live.I bet your fun at parties
11/10 on the Sheldon minion tat IMO.
>>28096025
BAZING0
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>>28097708
>Believing anything Jesse Ventura says
Prove one single episode of his show was false, except for that DARPA weather control shit and even that looks more and more like a thing.
Seriously, I want you to prove he was pushing fake tinfoil. Just because it's that hard to believe this shit is happening doesn't mean it don't be like that but it do.
FFS he had three different congressmen admit what those FEMA camps are about and walked into FEMA/FUSION center where the old women slipped and said it was a safe haven for the movement employees families if SHTF.
>Thinking a Minnesota court, the dumbest people in America, could come to a fair conclusion
Did you miss the two different police jurisdictions that both stated on the record that Mr Kyle made false reports about being mugged and shooting the perps? I think the jury made the educated and correct decision.
>implying Jesse didn't pay off the Jury
imblying he needed to.

For the record, even after Kyle died Mr Ventura said over and over all his wife had to do was the same thing her husband had to do. Simply admit he lied. All Mr Ventura wanted was his good name cleared just like any self respecting man would. You wouldn't understand that . Now go find something to protest about with your little leftist friends fuckboi.
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>>28090422
That's his secret anon, it's always the current year.
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>>28086614
wait, is this a real picture? is that guy serious?
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I'll never forget when I worked at the mall
>Working as usual
>look out of my store
>3 guys, all in Marine dress uniform(Dress Blue C's) walking around
>They are on holiday block leave from MCRDSD and decided to meander about the mall in dress uniform.
Why? Why are Marine boots this way? Fuck I couldn't wait to not wear my uniform when I would go on leave
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>>28099464

They were most likely on recruiters assistance you fucking dip.

I hung out at the mall on mine, but I was in Alphas. You're just supposed to talk to people or let people approach you, if they seem at all interested you steer them to recruiter.

Or in my case eat a Wetzels Pretzel and wait for 4:30 to come around.
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>>28099430
Yep, dude showed up to take over a disaster scene like that.
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>>28099464
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>ALSO autistic enough to be buried on the internet looking up military shit all the time

WRONG. Genuine autists end up in environments that are essentially giant online hugboxes. Websites where no one disagrees and bans are thrown around liberally.
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>>28099800
Arfcom, Stormfront, Reddit, old-school forums...
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>>28085594
kek

I love that stupid shit. There was some dipshit who got the maltese cross with the irish flag colors in it on her arm about 3 weeks after she got into the live-in program at our department. This whole "irish firefigher" thing makes me lose my fucking cookies.
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>>28102387
>her
Its a chick, give it a break.
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>>28102405
She can barely throw a goddamned ladder and she's already inking up, we all give her shit for it
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