Just got my gift, thanks /k/ommando but wtf can i use this for?
>>28070251
All purposes
>>28070251
Wow, just wow.
>>28070251
Do you live near a hill? Worlds longest slip n' slide.
>>28070251
general husbandry
>>28070251
Lube a firearm. Shoot lubed firearm. Post pics. Write review.
>>28070251
nungget bold it ass
post with timestamp
Durvet all purpose lube: girlfriend cant get wet for your dick? Just dip your stump in our patented extra large mouthed jar and take her to pound town!
Vehicle need some lube? Just shove your fist in our patented large mouthed jar and slather it on whatever gears need our lube.
Need to play secret assassin and crawl through a air duct, but realised youre a fucking manlet? Just hold our jar upsidedown above your head and let our patented extra large mouthed jar spill lube all over your fat body.
Do you need a fucking instruction manual for God damn lube? The shits all purpose
>>28070251
>Safe for use animals but "Keep out of reach of children"
Got mine in the mail today. Pretty stoked. Always happy to get a new knife and am a fan of Ontario knives. Plus it's a plain edged satin finished blade, so there a /k/omando out there who did very well.
I laughed pretty hard.
You should really wait for creep to make a thread though.
>all purpose
>for animal use only
What a lie.
>>28070251
>knowing it works fine for fapping
I pity kids who didn't grow up on a farm.
>>28071105
That's what I was waiting for.
anyway Florida Komrade package ships tomorrow.
>>28070646
Are you South Da/k/ota /k/ommando?
>>28071065
>You should really wait for creep to make a thread though.
Why? He said he would make one last night. IS he to busy filling out reports for his superiors in Quantico?
>>28070251
>Opening your gift
>Before Christmas
OP, it's [insert current year here], for fuck sake!
>>28070251
>Didn't come with a pony to fuck.
>>28070251
>all purpose
>many pics of animals
>/k/
You know what to do.
>>28070646
I used to have one of these. Pretty decent knife, especially for the price.
Johnson how do I report getting burned?
Somebody who apprently knows im korean musta gotten paired with me and now their doin this to me i think
Krautfag here... will I get my match soon?
I was to poor to contribute this year
I hope lots of people got some cool stuff
>>28073300
Hell, I'd totally send you a little hat or something if I could.
>>28073309
Which I totally could.
I could send white powder.
>>28073322
Does it keep you awake for days at a time?
Or kill you in three?
Don't get me wrong, I like fun times, but one of those doesn't sound like much fun.
>>28070251
>That pic
Dgenerates, the lot of ya
>>28073201
>Johnson how do I report getting burned?
Report what? Seriously what are you going to report you narrowed eyes bastard.
>people already getting their packages
>still didn't get the adress e-mail
last thread johnson said peoplenot in the US would take longer to send e-mails, but come on.
>>28072386
Sure am.
>>28073862
Same
>>28071065
Yeah, it's my fault for being too busy and not making a thread last night.
>>28072741
>IS he to busy filling out reports for his superiors in Quantico?
Shhhhhh......
>>28073298
Yes, the rest of the /int/ernational /k/ommandos SHOULD be paired up tonight.
>>28073862
>>28073885
Tonight....soon.
Texas knifefag, your package should get shipped Friday or Saturday...
Had a last minute thing that I have to do.
>>28073905
Is it possible to sent you a changed wishlist?
>>28070268
Thead winner.
>>28073947
nice, email johnson shipping info if you want. he'll forward it to me so I can make sure to be home for the delivery.
>>28073864
Then you were my target, glad to see I made a good choice. I hope it serves you well.
I just realized I'm going to be out of town for a few weeks around Christmas.
I'm having a female co-worker house sit for me, and now I'm speculating on what sort of bullshit you guys might be putting on these packages and how it could effect future workplace interactions if she happens to receive it for me.
Oh well, right? I figure I'm socially capable enough to play most anything off even in the event of dicks scribbled everywhere.
>>28075661
> /k/ommando sends you gag gift of a Dildo
> Co-Worker opens the box, curious as you what you're in to
> Come home, She's completely naked except for a strap on, happy she finally found a guy into pegging
I see no way this could end poorly anon
Is it too late to participate? I'm willing to roll in a $40-50 gift with someone.
>>28070251
Kek, that's from me. Hope you like it.
>>28076727
You glorious bastard.
>>28070251
Some body sent you a bottle of animal lube congrats.
>>28070251
He only has 1 gallon of lube.
Get on my level you pleb.
http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO
>>28070251
What...what's in the bag next to it? All I see is a big black thing with a handle...
>>28076812
Applicator.
>>28076802
>people who viewed this also viewed...
>Badonkadonk tank
What...
>>28070449
>>28070251
Should I /k/?
I feel my Anon deserves something extra special
>>28076678
Nope, not too late email your name, shipping address dollar bracket and wishlist to
[email protected]
>>28073959
Email [email protected] and if your haven't been paired yet you might get it updated.
>>28076802
Oh god the comments. Even though they are fake its still funny as hell.
>As UPS discretely unloaded my 55 gallon drum, the driver accidentally spilled it into my driveway. Any amount of cars can now fit into the garage.
>>28070251
>wtf can i use this for?
only animals are allowed to use this
>>28076948
yes, hope its me!
>>28073836
It said "HAPPY /K/RISMASS on the other side of the paper" u faggot
>>28073201
>>28077646
>There's another korean kommando on here
>he's a massive fag who can't into gimp or even paint to show both sides
It saddens.
>>28076948
Do it.
Trade a glock for it, then pray to god that when you send it to anon, he stares in horror at the ass he thought he got rid of.
>>28077672
I already fucking threw it away man
/k/ommando in MT basement, your gifts will be shipping shortly :3
Please be patient.
>>28078836
>MT
I guarantee that's me lol
>>28075452
You did well, I appreciate it. I mean, it's no dragon dildo, but it will suffice.
are people still getting paired?
>>28078870
Speaking of, I'm sending mine out tomorrow.
>>28079213
Same. Work fucked me on free time
>>28079032
Yes.
Ok my contact asked for dildos only. Give me ideas on what I should.
>>28079876
cpony.com/home/tack/dildoes.html
>>28079915
Haha, I meant to say 20-40 range
>>28079933
just get a jumbo sharpie
>>28079942
I was thinking about carving one out and putting like a knife handle on it.
Cali bro your package should be there dec 7-8. Didn't have the money to ship it to me, decorate it, then ship it all the way across the country, so no box art. Enjoy!
>>28079915
I wish I still had the pics of a woman wearing that strap on while using it on a real mare.
>rip old hard drive
>>28080766
Sounds neat
>>28081681
It was, I'm really asspained I lost it.
What if some asshat from /b/ decides to fuck someone over? I want to know before I get potentially screwed.
>>28081744
Just have faith kommrade
To my Santa, thank you. 10 AK magazines is awesome and I love it, but... Well, as you can all see, its time for me to buy a 74....
>>28082234
Build one
https://rguns.net/shop/bulgarian-ak74-parts-kit-wood-stock/
get the barrel and receiver from atlantic
>>28082234
That's what you get for asking for AK mags and not stating which one, you dumbass.
>tfw got gifted a K98 bayo last year from grandma and have been meaning to get one for just that reason
>>28082297
I actually did say AKM.
Is there anyway for a poor fag to still get involved? Can't splurge on a gift due to knee injury so I'm on leave from work. I can make a nice card?
Still awaiting mine, i know my giftee, has received his comeuppance.
>>28070251
Mine is going out tomorrow morning. I didn't feel like I had enough stuff so I added a Gently used, Freshly washed hat that my colossal melon doesn't fit into
I would also like to apologize for the lack of wrapping or box art, life has been a whirlwind lately
I sent mine direct to the target, as it wouldn't have made it in time if I had shipped it to me first.
>>28075705
>Surprise pegging secks.
I knew I should have signed up for this. God damnit. I always miss out.
>>28076824
>Applicator
Wat? Da? Fuk?
>>28077699
Oh my god, yesss.
Double dubs speaks the truth...
>>28075705
>>28083688
I will be sure to post results if there is any reaction other than "you got a package, so I took it inside."
She's cute, but I'm not particularly attracted to her or the idea of anything going up my ass--but imagining her naked on my bed with a strap-on makes my penis feel funny.
>>28076824
>>28083712
It's actually a picatinny rail.
Well... I've got good news and bad news
>>28084072
We are listening
>>28084125
Someone, probably from /k/, took my email. Good news is I'm getting it back soon. Bad news is it had all of your addresses and emails.
>>28084143
Welp. I'm going to shoot the next person to knock at my door then
>>28084072
oh no how will we ever move on
We're working on trying to find whoever did it, but within the week my account should be restored. When I get any more information I'll make sure and keep you all informed. I can't believe this happened. Sorry.
>>28073905
Are you still taking people for the list? I'm a little late to sign up this year, but I've been in on it the last two years. Finals are kicking my ass, but they're almost done, and that's why I'm late.
>>28084143
... nigga, you fucking what?
>>28084143
Welp, looks like its time to load up the guns in my boat and have a nice range day on the lake
>>28084143
Fuck.
>>28084146
This.
>>28084143
I swear to god, if it was swordfish.
Also, this would have been way better suited for sending via email to concerned parties.
>>28084143
Aaannnd se/k/ret santa is fucking dead now. You had a good run but this will probably turn a lot of people off permanently.
>>28084143
So, if we're gonna add ourselves to the sekret list, how long do we wait to email you?
>>28084223
>>28084217
>>28084212
>>28084209
>>28084206
>>28084200
>>28084146
>>28084226
Before this starts actually affecting people's businesses or holidays, I'm not CrimsonCaravanMerchant, just some faggot who happened upon his trip. Also his tripcode wasn't swordfish.
Y'all have a merry /k/hristmas.
i remember times when /k/ was good
>>28084236
What the fuck is happening
>>28084236
The plot thickens...
Now for a question only the real CCM would know. What is your favorite flavor clif bar
>>28084290
He's already established he wasn't the crimson jew. Take the lake water out your boots and go to bed.
>>28084290
I don't know, fucking cool mint? I told you, I'm not him.
On the other hand maybe I am him and I'm purposely misleading everyone to deflect blame?
But seriously, I'm not him.
>>28084296
How did you get his trip?
>>28084306
>>28084312
Not through trial and error dumbshit.
>>28084294
>>28084296
I know you aren't him, I was waliting for so reply from the real one
Duck this thread, I need more rum
>>28084320
Wrong thread.
>>28084236
>Also his tripcode wasn't swordfish.
KEK
You don't fool us you magnificent FBI special agent bastard.
>>28084329
foiled again
>>28084316
>>28084316
Now I know this isn't CCM.
Who the fuck has time to brute force crack a tripcode. You obviously had access to his hardware proving IRL contact. He is going to be really pissed. Not fucking cool.
Keep posting, I'll figure out who you are.
>>28084321
>Duck this thread, I need more rum
Running out of rum. Shame on you you fucking newb.
>>28084321
>>28084350
I got a ton of vodka if you're down for it.
>>28084350
>>28084361
I've been nursing a 55th of 151 for the past few hours. I'm not really that drunk it's just my phone keyboard is weird but lautocorrect has been saving myl ass
>>28084350
>hardware
>IRL
http://pastebin.com/5pNcpr33
>>28084369
>I've been nursing a 55th of 151
Jesus. I'm surprised that you're even alive. That's enough to get the entire 7th fleet drunk.
>>28084405
What can I say, I'm a big guy
>>28084408
So am I, and I'm ok with just a 5th. But 50 of them? You're the hero we all deserve but don't get.
>>28084374
OK, I don't say this often but I am completely and frighteningly impressed. The fact I was unaware of the existance of thos also scares me a little.
You have my respect and my sword.
You also have none of my trips nor any I want.
Where can I contact you, what IRC do you park on?
Johnsons tripp....lmao
>>28084236
What if I've already shot the mailman?
>>28084472
>IRC
>Trusting anyone but yourself
Please, it's the current year.
>>28084492
You remember where the fags from 789 chan parked? Or
>>28084527
No, seriously, fuck other people. I don't want to work with anyone other than me.
I hope everyone has a very merry Christmas though, and don't stop being generous on my account. Crimson seems like a great guy, and I'm done fucking with him.
>>28084374
I'm thoroughly impressed mine didn't get on there. Then again, I don't have a trip worth mentioning.
>>28084543
>No, seriously, fuck other people. I don't want to work with anyone other than me.
I
Know
Who
This
Is.
HAHAHAHAHAAAH you're lucky I like you.
>>28084640
Give me a handle or name then faggot. Because I seriously doubt it.
>>28084660
Zero sum.
If I'm right you would never admit it so why bother.
I recognize your syntax clearly. I can read that post in the sound of your voice. Busted.
>>28084374
Jesus Christ. I wish I would've stuck to college to know how to do all this stuff.
Also, I'm glad mines not on there. I upgraded to a tripfag because people kept using my namefag against me in arguments. But that's shits cool, yo.
>>28084686
Aaannnddd he's gone. Thanks alot. He was a hero to us all and you ran him off.
>>28084686
You're honestly wrong, but I do know a Zero Sum, so unless it's a different one there's a fair chance we've been acquainted.
Oddly enough I'm WAY too open with my personal information when I share it, so if you knew me, you'd know me.
>>28084694
>implying college taught me anything about this
The real fun is now that the codes are public Crimson will have to change trips, but a clever individual could cause a fair bit of confusion in that process, not that I recommend that of course. Why would anyone want to do that?
>>28084708
Shut up child, grown ups are discussing important things, very serious things that mattered once.
>>28084709
>You're honestly wrong, but I do know a Zero Sum, so unless it's a different one there's a fair chance we've been acquainted.
My bad my good sir, I meant it would be a zero sum venture to name you. You would never admit I was right and it;s horrible sport to dox some one like that, especially a good sport such as yourself my grand chap.
You know Zero5um you say...my my, that brings back the gamesmanship of earlier times. When we acted with honor and only occasionally for the lulz.
Does it ever pain you that you will never sit down over cocktails and speak of the wonderful things you did with faceless people you didn't know. Things that sometimes made the world take notice? Do you even think about those fantastical chances we took when we poked the bears. Those grand nights spent in chat rooms taking real chance with our very freedom. We were quite the men when we were young, well younger.
>The real fun is now that the codes are public Crimson will have to change trips.
So many know him IRL that it will be easier for him than for a true ghost.
Tell me one thing. Did he use a simple word or was his code created with some effort? I would hate to think he didnl;ty mix it up.
>>28084143
Maybe the se/k/ret santa thing wasn't a method for the feds to gather info on you guys, but they got it anyways.
>>28084143
>>28084236
>>28084374
Oh hey, I remember you. Or maybe you're not the same guy but I've seen that pastebin of all the easily crackable unsecured tripcodes. My fault for having an easy one for this name.
>>28085190
Time for a new trip.
>>28084236
I appreciate you admitting the truth after having your fun.
>>28084543
>Crimson seems like a great guy, and I'm done fucking with him.
Thanks, you're a gentleman code cracker. I realize you're gone now but in the even you turn up again I'm curious if that was you that created that paste bin. I saw it about 2 years ago and should've changed my tripcode back then but that thread died so quickly didn't think anything of it.
>>28084296
Ha, no it's not cool mint but good guess. My favorite is white macadamia. I'm sure Dick Kickem and the others at NuggetFest saw me eat plenty of them.
>>28084143
>>28084236
If anyone is still concerned don't be. None of your information was accessed. Here's the TL;DR of what happened.
>2-ish years ago anon cracks a bunch of easy unsecured tripcodes
>posts a thread about it on /k/ showing what 80% of the code is
>last night anon who is either the same person or someone with access to the same info posts as my trip
>he has some fun trolling
>admits he was trolling
>I check the thread at work, see what happened
>remember someone cracked my tripcode like 2 years ago and I never bothered to change it
>changed it
No one hacked my email or computer or your info etc. My CrimsonCaravan email isn't even associated with the excel sheet that has the Se/k/ret Santa info.
>>28085283
>>28085195
tl;dr tl;dr
New tripcode for me, no one's info got stolen, Se/k/ret Santa is still on.
>>28082351
> expecting others to be as autistic as you
Well, that's a relief, not entirely sure the ATF could do fuck all to me anyhow, but a relief all the same.
Don't want to be that asshole but when will the /int/ernational get matches?
>>28075661
Tell her you're participating in a secret Santa event and that you may receive a package.
>>28084769
>>28084709
WELCOME
TO
THE
CRINGE
ZONE.
Fuck off you nerds
>>28085440
Sorry it's taken so long for some of you. I'll have all the /int/ /k/ommandos paired up by the end of this weekend at the latest.
>>28085440
They won't. Get over it.
>>28076802
>>28076825
http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=pd_sim_sbs_121_3?ie=UTF8&dpID=51FBH0ARF2L&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=0DBT89VN7PSMG4AAS5WK
I saw that too, what is this even, why do I want it, why is it $20,000 why why why why why
>>28085283
> white macadamia
Welcome back commander
Also, my head really fucking hurts
I'm the one with all the info and its not even associated with anything else of mine. Its as secure as I can get it from this point.
Also nobody else has my trip so ha.
>>28085287
Proofs?
i hope i just get the ak stuff or mags like i asked for......
OK, WHOEVER IS POSTING ANONS DOXX FROM SECRET SANTA ALL OVER THE 4 CHAN FACEBOOK PAGE PLEASE STOP
>>28086775
Ok guys, don't panic, but I can't access my email.
Crimson Caravan has the backup though so it's ok. We'll get this fixed I promise!
>>28086775
>>28086878
0/10, would have worked if Johnson's trip wasn't noted in this very thread to be in the pastebin.
>>28086775
>>28086878
Well shit.
here I thought I was good
inb5gets this one too
>>28086878
God damn it Johnson lol
I don't really give a fuck. Based PO boxes.
>>28086775
Wait, which one, there are like a dozen
>>28086878
> Mfw
>>28086924
Nope, /k/lipz is safe for another day!
>>28086932
Good thing I have a legacy for being a drunken madman.
Ignore my other trip for now.
>>28086924
>not using a secure trip
Shiggydiggity
>>28086949
This one is secure! LOVE ME
Seriously my old trip is pretty obvious, I wonder why nobody ever figured it out. Let me go gen up a new one.
>>28086920
...Ok. My first name is the same as a US territory.
I wouldn't joke around about serious stuff
>>28086964
Apparently Crimson Caravan got a call from one of the detectives investigating Saigamarine, as saiga was participating in secret Santa.
They've seized the email account.
Sorry guys ;_;
>>28086991
Oh, and it was turned over to the ATF
>>28086991
>>28086991
>>28087003
I don't sound like that!
Ok, maybe I do.
>>28087011
No you sound like a faggot permanently friendzoned by a coworker, who's too dumbkek to realize it
ITS A TRAAAANCEparty.
>>28086991
that's hilarious
so are trips bad?
>>28087139
The only trust able one is mine currently. Can't wait till they crack it.
>>28087149
You need 2 hashes to make it secure, you're only using one right now
>>28087149
Mine is brand new. And I haven't tripped here in years. Good luck.
>>28087163
>>28087173
## dank.
>>28070251
Wet suppressor media.
> Dlternatively, dragon dildos.
>>28087200
Secret Santa is cancelled until further notice. Especially for assholes that can't read instructions.
>>28087441
But I sent a gift already
>>28087441
Goddamn it. See the problem is some anon will just happen by this and think its true.
Ignore Johnson. I am the real Johnson using an older more securer trip.
I just found out my grandfather is dying and I am too poor to go see him. This is going to be a great Christmas.
>>28087163
>You need 2 hashes to make it secure
You also need to have strong password, secure tripcodes are also in the link.
>>28087470
If you receive any gifts please return them to sender
>>28087003
>>28086991
>>28086775
I kinda wanted to ask you to stop, but your stories were amusing.
>>28087470
He's trolling with a cracked tripcode /k/ommrade.
>>28087149
Look at the pastebin, all of the passwords were whole words. Easy to crack, if yours is harder than that you're safe.
>>28087562
Email me [email protected]
>>28088094
This one is numbers, letters, buttons, commands, a series of puzzles, an alternate reality game and the name of the 3rd level in Hl3.
Good luck, i'm behind 7 hashtags.
>started out shitting my pants
>turns into the most fun I've had on 4chan in years
Strange place, this.
Kentucky Kommando, just shipped your box. Hope you like it.
>>28088263
and my frenchbro thankyousomuch
>want to participate
>living with parents
fug
Package has been Shipped, Hope you like it Texasbro
Johnson, Email inbound with Tracking
>>28088355
Send it to me [email protected]
NP, Ohio bro, Whats up with asking for all the toys man?
>>28070251
Wa bro your stuff was delivered hopefully nothing broke during shipping.
>>28088718
>>28086284
Shoulda drank my vodka and not that rum. Tsk tsk.
>>28082612
Yes you can still get involved. Send your wishlist, price bracket, name and mailing address to [email protected]
>>28088193
Yup, this place is something else lol
>>28089633
Can you please email me [email protected]
>>28085696
>http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO
seriously, what the fuck is even happening
>>28089633
Someones gonna have a good Christmas!!
>>28090033
This is going to Florida, btw
>>28088818
Listen man. I just need my plastic fix. Do me a solid, okay. Just this once?
i though this was a jug of jizz when i first looked at the picture
i guess you could jizz in your gun for lubricant
Hey, Ragin' Cock from Commierado, you get your ammo?
International /k/ommandos please for future reference, list what country you are from with your shipping address. Forgive for not knowing that your specific street is in fucking Bavaria, lol.
>>28084472
>Kumug9Qpgo
> Johnsons tripp....lmao
>>28086488
>Also nobody else has my trip so ha.
cough cough
>>28092236
Europe has weird address systems in general.
>>28092413
>Europe has weird address systems in general.
Yes, yes it does. I'm still getting used to mailing stuff to Europe and South America.
Alright, all of the international Se/k/ret Santa pairings have been emailed. Check your spam folders.
>>28092337
Good thing i still have this one.
i hopefully i can get to the PO and send off my gift tomorrow.
>>28091885
Yes. Thanks for the nickname.
>>28070251
This Kentucky fuck's gift is gonna be just a little late. I couldn't make it to the surplus store to pick his gift up this week.
The rest is assembled though.
>>28085283
>I'm curious if that was you that created that paste bin
I created the list, but not the pastebin, hence why I don't work with people anymore.
>white macadamia
Good taste, I ate a shit pile of those when I was younger because my dad was training for a sheep hunt and a friend of mine got sponsored by them.
>I appreciate you admitting the truth after having your fun.
I don't like ruining people's businesses or their holiday fun. Inshallah your Christmas will be merry and bright
>>28088160
Joke's on you
>mfw
>>28094005
Wondered if you'd be back. Email me if you feel inclined to chat.
[email protected]
Anon in IL, thanks for the fucking amazing present! I'll show it all off here in a few, but I am eating dinner. It turns out we were paired together for whatever reason, so I'm going to have a hard time one-upping you.
>>28094397
NP!!!
>>28094581
Thanks again, dude. I got your wishlist and luckily already bought something on it for you. I'll be sure to include some extras since you went above and beyond. Merry Christmas!
>>28095131
Shit, I guess I could have held my hand out of the way a bit better, but you get the idea.
>>28095131
those stains on the left armpit are my cum
>>28095351
I'll take it.
>>28092769
I'm European and got a guy from Brazil, is that how it should be?
>>28095131
Your welcome
>>28095351
This ain't me.
>>28095131
Hope you enjoyed the bawls. I was worried they would break.
>>28070251
My recipient has no wishlist and his facebook is just pictures of cartoon horses, what am I meant to do with this.
>>28096321
A horse dildo would seem adequate.
>>28096321
Is he a hasguns?
>>28096321
You know what to do.
>>28095920
>not supporting multiculturalism
>TRIGGERED
There were only two South American /k/ommandos and 1 Australian /k/ommando so I had to match them up with you Eurobros.
>>28076802
If I was a richfag I'd buy this just for the lulz... all the shit you could do with that much lube...
>>28079876
This is /k/ your only option is dragon dildos. Lots and lots of dragon dildos. Like a lot of fucking dragon dildos. A lot.
>>28096386
I do have smallish one I bought for an in person exchange but then I found a dead squirrel instead, so I could use that.
>>28096456
Doesn't say.
>>28096689
I could custom make one i suppose
>>28096801
You missed out on the cyber Monday sale, it came with a free Ethernet cable.
>>28093713
What the fuck else you want? I can't get the horse vagina to work the same as the cow heart and battery
Why can't you use it on people? I call bullshit.
>>28076802
A product review by George Takei
>Brad and I will be Grand Marshals at this year's San Diego Pride Parade, and we were looking for just the right touch to add a bit of pizazz to our appearance. So when we stumbled across the PASSION NATURAL WATER BASED LUBRICANT - 55 GALLON drum, we felt we'd struck gold: "Just enough volume to soak an entire parade of spectators, and yet fits easily in our float." Double win.
>Now, how to spray the lube on the excited on-lookers? Why, by water pump gun, of course. To test out our delivery mechanism, we purchased a drum for our back yard and set up a slip and slide. I had Brad charge toward me down the slide, and I fired at will. It helped to imagine he was a Klingon Bird of Prey: Target that explosion and FIRE.
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>>28073395
Try it and find out.
The fun is in the surprise!
>>28096972
How much was that? Also, what would I need such short cable for?
>>28097432
connecting a pair of notebook PCs, not a whole lot else you can do with anything under 3ft.
>>28096708
I'm sending someone MY used underwear
>>28079876
Dragon...
But if your kind of heart. A lelo billy
>>28097432
Like $120.... Uhh not that I have one or anything b-baka
>>28097550
$104, plus 10% discount. Also the lube...
Going to the post office as we speak.
Tentguy, package inbound. Stand by for tracking information from Johnson or CCM.
>>28098870
Tracking information doesn't get passed along. The headache that it would be would be insanity tier.
>>28098718
It's delivered!
>tfw it's lame because had to ship it direct.
>>28098718
Ooo the price dropped.
>>28099017
Didn't mean to reply to the man who will soon have his dogs shot.
Crimsonmerchant please pair me.
jakob********[email protected]
>>28098894
I'll keep that in mind.
>>28098870
Damn. Sorry Tentguy, the office closed 5 minutes before I made it there.
I'll ship Monday.
You know the biggest problem I am facing is that the people who DONT have targets are targets.
If you are not sending to somebody there is a large chance you are being sent to. I don't know how to fix this.
>>28082846
Hahaha instant classic
>>28099385
>>28099045
Give me a target at last.
>>28099594
It wouldn't be fair to just randomly set you with somebody who is already getting something is my issue. I could give you a target in another country who it'd make their day though I guess. Let me find this kids info if you are willing.
>>28076802
>Not knowing how to save on lubricant
I can make 8 gallons of lube with $20.
I use this product extensively for my insertable BD toy and my dildo.
>>28099625
Ok, Send me him.
>>28099625
>>28099835
Ps, am I already a target?
This isn't really Sekret Santa, but it's related.
What are some good small-med /k/ related Christmas Gifts? I need ideas and I thought given what yall are doing, this would be the best place to ask.
>>28100204
Mags, clips, good and cheap folder knives (leeks, opinels, moras, ect) earmuffs, shooting glasses, maybe a scope, shooting bags (person would probably need to go to the pet store and get crushed walnut or hamster bedding or something) milsurp coat, hat, bayonet, ect.
>>28099100
It's all good man. Shit happens sometimes.
>>28099385
This is what happens when you trust computers, man. This whole Secret Santa thing is going to fall appart when 1/3 of the participants recieve nothing.
The machines are turning, brah.
But jokes aside, this sounds like a very crippling issue. Is the Se/k/ret Santa FUBAR?
