you have 10 seconds to explain why you're sitting inside on your computer and not outside, innawoods getting fresh air and adventuring
>>28063029
lol joks on u im on my fone XD
I'm at work.
>>28063029
Because I'm at work and I'm not lucky enough to have a job as a park ranger or doing anything outside for a similar salary to what I'm making now.
>>28063029
Work
I'm butt naked with this girl banging on my bathroom floor
>>28063029
Work.
>>28063029
lived in the suburbs my whole life and have only been in the woods a handful of times.
got a bunch of nature shots on my computer and I just stare at them sometimes
>>28063029
At work now, but just dicking around in my down time with my new wjq shovels that I'll love messing around outdoors with soon enough. I think I'll like the original model best.
Also, it's winter here, but not winter enough where I can start traveling to wildlife areas with the dog and hiking without fear of falling into water.
I wish I was in the south sometimes when it comes to the cold, but the north has it's own perks when it comes to winter.
>>28063029
cold as fuck outside.
>>28063029
Work, also its really shItty outside.
>>28063064
that's not very hygienic, ru sure there isn't poop on that floor?
>>28063029
Because I can. Now why are you OP?
because fuck rain
>>28063029
I'm about to drive to disneyland with my wife. Kind of an all day event.
And I go innadesert more often than innawoods.
>>28063297
California here, if you don't want it can we have it?
because i live in the swampy shithole that is florida.
1. I'm inside taking a shit right now
2. It's snowing like the dickens and the wind is blowing something fierce
>>28063029
>you have 10 seconds to explain why you're sitting inside on your computer and not outside, innawoods getting fresh air and adventuring
you first faggot
>>28063029
because i serve in military, and every other day im outdoors.
i have class in a couple hours and finals week is rapidly approaching
>>28063029
Classes
>>28063029
Rear axle in my car has broken.
I'm to lazy to go innawoods by feet
Because I'm in class, you know, improving my skills for my field in aviation so I can make enough money to own the land I want to wander.
because I'm a 24yo vet who by the time he's 25 can make 85 to 150k because of my previous knowledge and my cert I'm getting.
I do go innawoods every couple weeks tho with my AK.
>>28063029
Because I'm not a neet and have a job ya dungus
because I'm a lazy piece of shit who should probably just off himself
>>28063029
Because my day pack still has the bottom ripped out thanks to that fucking slope and that goddamn log at the bottom.
negative six degrees
Because I'm at work on lunch
>>28063361
>>28063402
>>28063414
this. Its my day off, a nice dreary rainy overcast day that I would love to go out in the woods for but im writing bulshit papers that are taking me twice as long because im procrastinating with /k/, movies and porn
>>28063346
just came back from an all day hike yesterday. Now im sitting at home not wearing pants. Life is good
I'm at work.
I'm sitting in a server room, that's why.
I'm waiting for my 8.5" 300 blk upper to arrive.
>>28063158
You don't know how real this is for me.
>>28063029
Can't go anywhere for long periods of time because I'm live-in caretaker for my 87-year-old grandfather. I did 2.5 miles on the treadmill this morning (running .75 of it) wearing my chest rig and carrying my PTR-91 to get ready for when I can go innawoods.
>>28063029
Because I'm too busy masturbating to drawn little girls.
>>28063620
Dont you think you're fancy, huh. with your meme caliber sbr
I just came back from welding school laying beads non stop all morning and doing my christmas shopping.
That's enough for today, mang.
I have to drive two hours away from home before innawoods
Why go in the woods when heating and sex toys are right here at home?
>>28063029
Obviously a skinwalker trying to lure people into the woods.
Don't fall for it people!
>>28063641
we'll get there one day brother. im already looking at houses out of this area. Im sick of the burbs and have been for a long time
>>28063714
why are you worrying anon? I wouldnt
>>28063661
wassat yoke on yer rifle?
>>28063029
Finals week this week and next. Cumulative exams.
>>28063029
It's cold, wet and dark out. It's fucking december and no snow yet.
Also oxygen is killing all of us.
>>28063029
I'm in Utah and it's now winter here. I go innawoods in the spring, summer, and early-mid fall because fuck the cold.
>>28063029
I work for a living
>>28063029
I've worked the last two weeks straight at a bakery with a head in and out of the ovens. So I want to sit at home and rest.
I made some bread for a some 90 year old dude who was a legit nazi though. I hope he comes in again.
It's December and Ohio is a soggy shithole right now.
>>28063687
goddamn I hate this feel
at work
>>28063029
I live in a desert
Because I've been taking care of my ailing father for the last 3 years and I'm lucky if I get time to see my girlfriend that lives 2 hours away
>>28064851
She's cheating on you.
>>28064857
Kill yourself
>>28064875
I would if my girlfriend was cheating on me.
>>28064885
No shit, she's cheating on you with your keyboard
Hard to shitpost inna woods. Also, desert.
>>28063064
Pure autism
>hold on babe lemme check 4chan
Your alone in your room
>>28063029
>fresh air and adventuring
Because of geo engineering.
>>28063064
>picture this
>>28065184
Nigger are you serious?
>>28063064
HOW could you forget that you had given her an extra key?
>>28063064
>MFW Voigt-Kampff machine for underageB&
>>28063064
but it wasn't you, right?
>>28065295
Are you?
Drop bears mostly. No one goes out bysh without an armed escort from the wildlife.
>>28063029
It's cold.
>Mfw there is a huge nature preserve at the end of my street
>mfw there is a national forest in my county
>>28065263
Kek
I got it anon
>>28063029
Florida. Miserable climate.
Because I just got back from work and live in the middle of Houston TX which as most people know, is a gigantic concrete hellhole for miles around
Maybe this weekend I'll go to Brazos Bend park or something
>>28063029
watching the baby while wife is out on 2 week trip. fuck me right? right in the middle of deer season too... thought about taking baby but lols she only 8 months, I'm sure I'd get the autistic parent award if I did.
>>28063029
>sitting inside on comp
that's because I just got back from an adventure. pic related.
>>28067902
fuck forgot pic
>>28063532
Are... Are you me?
>>28063029
I'm eating dinner after a long day at the office. Also, my baby wants another bottle of formula.
