I go to basic training in two months
what are the chances of my girlfriend dear johning me?
I'm enlisted as a nuke if that matters
You'll probably kill yourself, especially after finding your gf taking Jamal's bbc
Dump her, fuck her friend.
She'll love you more than ever.
Nukes are the strangest most autistic fucks....you'll probably fail and end up a BM.
>>28051378
she hates niggers, more than likely it'll be chad and his dad's mercedes
>>28051396
>she hates niggers
Sure she does
>>28051357
During nuke school? Good chance
Once your on the boat? 100 fucking percent and she'll guilt trip you the whole time about how you being gone all the time is so tough for her
No joke. Happened to so, so many people I worked with. Cone and nukes although nukes are universally fucked in this regard
Are you excited to stare at a reactor all day?
>>28051357
You're going to become a bomb? The Navy's crazy man.
>>28051357
>Nuke enlisted
>Currently have gf
Cut things with her peacefully while you're still ahead.
Joe?
>>28051357
CT master rate reporting in
she's already got a guy picked out
Being a nuke is a total scam hated it dont go
>>28051851
too late senpai I want that paycheck and those quals
>>28051824
neat my friend's dad was a CT on a sub
He told me one of his instructors almost shot him because he ran out the building to puke after drinking the night before.
>long distance relationships
>in the military
Bad
>>28051440
Basically this.
Most girls can handle basic, and a normal length school, but not much more than that.
>>28051357
Expect it. There was one guy in my basic whose fiance mailed him the engagement ring 7 weeks in.
>>28051440
>>28051922
Well we both live in Columbia so it's only an hour and a half away from NNPTC
>>28051357
Very likely. I was a nuke. I did the smart thing and told medical I was depressed. Now I'm enjoying the civilian life and the GI bill.
>>28051936
Good luck having free time.
The statistics are against you.
>>28051357
Is going to happen. She is not fucking special, she will not wait for you.
>>28051939
I did same too lol
Expects nothing and you wont get disappointed.
>>28051851
I wouldn't say it was a scam. Got great opportunities on your way out if you put even a little effort into it. The job is rough but its worth it later on down the road
>>28051936
What's up Columbia bro.
I too live in the great state of South Carolina
>>28051936
Again in school its only a good chance.
Once you get to the boat and you quite literally spend 8 months out of the year underway or standing duty if not more things will change
>>28051978
Nothing much, just pretending the Gamecocks don't suck and binge drinking on the weekends
What about you?
I got out of the navy and fucked around with some girl who bf left for the army. Lifting a fat girls legs in the air and eating her snatch is awsome. Its so gross it gives you a boner cause it feels so right at the same time.
>>28052029
>fat
>bragging
>>28052044
>Has never had a fat girl pin his arms down and lay on top of him, then cover his mouth so he cant scream
>>28051357
Here is some motivation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaTqrdZ_cgQ
>>28052070
and I never will
>>28052070
Im so sorry to hear about your rape experience anon.
>>28052088
sounds like a good time
but i'll be on a boat writing down gauge readings talking about how much I hate the Navy
>>28051998
Same, plus I hate my job (correctional officer)
Thinking about doing OCS for the airforce or something.
>>28051357
How long have you been together?
just break up with her. tell her you're into dudes. it'll make more sense to her as to why you joined the navy.
>>28051949
This. You should treat this as a breakup to begin with.
>>28052671
about 5 months
>>28052184
NAVY: Never Again Volunteer Yourself
>>28051824>>28051357
'T' brancher 6y reporting, crypto is where it's at man. You'll likely get sent over to Corry for CT after dropping from nuke.
